Amelia Earhart is Alive and Well and Living with Quackser Fortune's Cousin in the Bronx
July 11, 2017 10:00pm


On the 80th anniversary of that fateful flight over the Pacific, new evidence has emerged to suggest Amelia Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan, didn’t just vanish over the ocean in 1937. That was the year Earhart made two attempts to circumnavigate the globe in her Lockheed Electra, the second of which appeared to have ended in her crash landing somewhere over the Pacific when she wasn’t able to refuel on Howland Island. Not everyone accepted Earhart and Noonan’s fate, though; some people, including Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly, believe Earhart actually made it to land. Those notions have been dusted off in the upcoming FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR GLAND, which centers on a decades-old photo that appears to show Earhart and Noonan, alive and relatively well in a mostly-forgotten Gene Wilder movie.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We are on the line 157 337. We will repeat this message. We will repeat this on 6210 kilocycles. Wait.

Chatroom History
July 11, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: speaking of missing persons, bucks county is missing some (10:12pm)
NRUI: NRUI calling KHAQQ. Indicate reception by four long dashes and then give bearing Howland, north or south. This is NRUI. (10:12pm)
USS Itasca: Itasca calling Earhart 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1. If you get me come in please. (10:18pm)
USS Itasca: Itasca (10:20pm)
USS Itasca: 281 north Howland yes it is really a photogragh (10:21pm)
USS Itasca: We see your flares and are proceding towards you (10:21pm)
Betty Klenk: heard 158 mi. help me...w40k Howland port waters high here put your ear to it this is amelia putnam sos stop amelia speak uncle oh oh help help us quick I can feel it your right Bob come here just a moment (10:25pm)
CBS : radio show The March of Time played a show about a lost aircraft at the time the search was on (10:27pm)
Karen Carpenter: Bucks Co. is missing ? (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: i thought you'd have a report on this strange story (10:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: most go to the Jersey shore in July (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: i wonder if the fbi is hip to that (10:34pm)
Twin : Sore (10:35pm)
NRUI: The missing photo of Bucks Co. was taken two years before it dissapperedd (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: before it was involuntarily committed (10:36pm)
Fropchopula: Is this heaven? (10:40pm)
Fropchopula: Amidead? (10:40pm)
Fropchopula: Its glorious... whatever it is, thx for not banning me guys n gals (10:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: too busy to find missing county (10:44pm)
Karen Carpenter: there are 3 million fake counties voting (10:45pm)
Karen Carpenter: KrOB just informed me that he tried to give vj pussycat the ChatBox, but for some misunderstanding she never took possession (10:46pm)
Well: take it away! (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: he wanted me to buy it (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: for a jillion internet dollars (11:08pm)
Fropchopula: U cpuld prolly talk him down to a few scents (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: what?! you didn't watch 9 yet (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: no (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: don't tell (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: more guest stars (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: there's coffee (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: what about the pie (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: dick jr (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: it's the god and run club (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: fun wedding that was (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: got a light? (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: what happened to bob marc (11:38pm)

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