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January 23, 2013 10:00pm
Now some regular listeners to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND suspected that last week's show, a rehash of past themes of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, was even more of a re-hash than usual. There may even be a rumor that the hosts of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND don't have jack to say no more.

Au contraire, we say with a flourish!

And to prove it, we shall have an ALL NEW SHOW with Jack! In fact, several. Jack Lord, Jack Webb and Jack Nicholson. Maybe a few lesser jacks too, we might, try and stop us. Watch closely as K. Jack Carpenter, Bob-Jack-Marc, and Dr. Jack Fiasco make a weekly struggle for a coherent theme seem effortless. Thanks to the internet.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: (insert jack-shit joke about jacking-off here)

Chatroom History
January 23, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

crumblydonut: digging the latin jazz before nosehairs flutter (10:01pm)
oh hi dante: me too good jazz! (10:05pm)
crumblydonut: thought it was the jack show, not the mike show (10:08pm)
crumblydonut: whats a phone? internet! internet! (10:15pm)
crumblydonut: it was of the lord, surely. (10:16pm)
crumblydonut: jack lords hairs looked like the perfect wave. (10:16pm)
crumblydonut: butterfly mcqueen (10:18pm)
crumblydonut: dragnet rules! (10:20pm)
crumblydonut: nothing wrong with it (10:22pm)
Last Day: My Time Will Come!! (10:25pm)
Dr. Penny: Well, who wouldn't want BobMarc?! (10:25pm)
Last Day: a virus named Rock. (10:25pm)
Lance Showstrong: Tanks! (10:26pm)
Lance Showstrong: George Carlin LIVES!!!!! (10:26pm)
crumblydonut: george "jack" carlin (10:26pm)
Distaff Rule Committee: Do the all woman show already (10:28pm)
crumblydonut: nothing wrong with that (10:29pm)
Distaff Rule Committee: gay agenda commiittee on the air (10:29pm)
crumblydonut: gay flouride. (10:30pm)
Cancer: I own you all soon (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: was that a real alex jones thing? (10:30pm)
Name: Look up me number (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: i think alex jones is definitely a plant. (10:30pm)
Name: Herbert is a plant. (10:30pm)
crumblydonut: Robert was definitely a plant (10:31pm)
crumblydonut: and failing. what a dope that professor was. (10:32pm)
Name: Berate-ah (10:33pm)
Free: is me! (10:33pm)
Dr. Penny: With two PhDs on the show, what could th (10:33pm)
Free: Remember our big hit! (10:33pm)
Free: Santa Rosa (10:33pm)
Free: Petaluma (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: With two PhDs on the show wha (10:34pm)
Free: Rohnart Park (10:34pm)
crumblydonut: on the other hand, i fart "a little" (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: t could they build a radio out of? (10:34pm)
crumblydonut: building radios out of cabanas (10:35pm)
crumblydonut: i wanna rock! (10:36pm)
crumblydonut: captain stuupid. (10:37pm)
The Dead: We're coming for you, BuB Mark! (10:39pm)
Ayne Rand: I Love Dr Fiasco! (10:39pm)
crumblydonut: two nickels for a jack (10:40pm)
Cheese the Dead: and Spreadv the Past! (10:40pm)
crumblydonut: veto the dead. (10:40pm)
The Vote: Done... (10:40pm)
crumblydonut: my favorite dead song is "turn this off now" (10:40pm)
Committee To Stop Dead Songage: Burn The RadiavalenCIA. (10:41pm)
crumblydonut: that was a beautiful excerpt. (10:42pm)
crumblydonut: the name of the song was Jack Jack Jack and "Jack Straw". (10:42pm)
DJ Elimination Experiment a success...: ok? (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Finl (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: d boon (10:42pm)
crumblydonut: jesus "jack" christ (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: you can't adjust the strap on d boon's hat (10:43pm)
Sandwhich: "Jack" Glandular (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: finally BobMarc is lubed up (10:43pm)
crumblydonut: as square as Jack webgbs persona was, he was actually pretty hep and a big booster of jazz. (10:45pm)
crumblydonut: thats the best part of the dead tho (10:45pm)
The Entire SouthWest: trying to. (10:46pm)
The Entire SouthWest: food (10:47pm)
crumblydonut: i tried that una napolito pizza fancy pants stuff. good, but $20. (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: i wasn't impressed by that place (10:48pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Hey VJ Pcat! (10:48pm)
Thursday Never, at Never O'Clock: That worked with mine (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: hi mrs dr! (10:48pm)
crumblydonut: buck owens was pretty hep and a big booster of jazz (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: that's a drag about your truck! (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i know! (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i wanted to come by and visit, but after that... (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: drat. (10:49pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: did they get anything? (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: nothing valuable (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: good good (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: but still the broken window sux. (10:50pm)
crumblydonut: do you still have to dress in white? (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: about $20 worth of food saver bags, empty boxes and tins and a duffel bag (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: yea, window's the worst part (10:51pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: yeah...I know. (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: they fucked up their smash and grab and grabbed the wrong bag (10:52pm)
crumblydonut: billy jack theme song! (10:52pm)
crumblydonut: i win (10:52pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: lucky you guys! (10:53pm)
crumblydonut: one tin soldier runs away (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: yep : ) (10:53pm)
crumblydonut: he was indian in the movies, but not in reals. (10:53pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: how was yo la tengo? (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: oh sooooo goood! (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: missed you there! (10:54pm)
crumblydonut: howard hessman was in that billy jack movie (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: they're coming back in may for a real show - we should go (10:55pm)
crumblydonut: wow. wellman, did not know that. (10:55pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we'll get the babysitter situation figured out by then. (10:55pm)
crumblydonut: ill check that shit out (10:55pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we're getting started with it now. (10:56pm)
crumblydonut: tom laughlin is a mixed bag. half righteous guy, half kinda crackpot. (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: really? have you tried that yet? i can't imagine. i just figured you put on her headphones and put her on daddy's chestpack (10:57pm)
Married to the Show: ahhhhh....but...Non. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: condonlences for the car window grab. sucks potatoes (10:57pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we tried it in brazil w/ her aunt. (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: thx crumblydonut (10:57pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: and she did well. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: i unfortunatley have gone for broke my whole damn life. (10:57pm)
crumblydonut: jk (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: we're trying next week (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: so she's gonna fly in so we can go to yo la tengo - awesome!!! (10:58pm)
crumblydonut: this is music dammit. (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: ha (10:58pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: Brokeback love song... nice (10:58pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no we're goin' local this time. (10:58pm)
crumblydonut: Jeath (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: craigslist (10:59pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no, we've got a friend. (10:59pm)
crumblydonut: i hear heath was a hep guy and was a big booster of jazz (10:59pm)
crumblydonut: hey mrs fiasco, are you guys in sf or east bay? (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: whew! i pictured some creepy - oh nevermind. of course you do! (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: sf (11:00pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Sparrow! (11:00pm)
crumblydonut: aha. (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: mission (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: fuckin mission (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: haha (11:00pm)
crumblydonut: we have met before at a few of Dr. Brody's shigdings. (11:00pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: you say that now, but you'll be back (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: shit that shit happens all over the city (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: refresh my memory. (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: it does (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: happened to me in the lower haight. (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: yea, and i will (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: and kyle too (11:01pm)
crumblydonut: ah. i think the last time was (time flies) 2 years ago. we had our son jack running around. (11:01pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: the dr. had his car broken into 4 times in the aLoHa. (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: yea, everybody's car down there has one window that's cardboard ducktaped in (11:03pm)
Married to the Show: Repeat: Herbert is a Plant. (11:03pm)
crumblydonut: heh (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: like my new abbreviation for the lower haight? (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: i'm gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I came up with that one aLoHa (tm). (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: yes! loha! (11:03pm)
Married to the Show: Foreshadowing of NHLG's political stance. (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: why a? loha (11:03pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: b/c then it become Aloha! (11:04pm)
Married to the Show: Thought you meant Hawaii...where you do get broken into 4 times a day (11:04pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: aLoHa (tm....Jennalex) (11:04pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: a---LoHa. (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: i've been ripped off in hawaii too (11:05pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I know. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yea, but mtts didn't (11:05pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: Moderation? pfft Hunter S. doesn't approve (11:05pm)
Married to the Show: many my hawaiian friends still have your hoale stuff (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: what's lucia doing? (11:05pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: sleeping. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: haha no they don't mtts (11:06pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: dreaming. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's good (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: about? (11:06pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: boobs. (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: hahahahah (11:06pm)
The Floor Rises: We're openg fr The Door!! (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: good one! (11:07pm)
Work Out: Herbert!! (11:07pm)
crumblydonut: shhht (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: headin out to eden yea brother (11:08pm)
Next Week: Face In The Crowd (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: brother (11:10pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: russ meyers. (11:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Jack Donner (11:11pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Boobs for Lucia to dream about! (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: love those russ meyers movies (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: hahahah (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: you mean JACKing off (11:12pm)
Clean: Get Some. (11:13pm)
Is This sloppy left-overs from "Mission Position"?: ....ok.. (11:13pm)
Is This sloppy left-overs from "Mission Position"?: Mission Position? (11:14pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: ha ha....Jacking! (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: get it? (11:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Some people are really into ankles. (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: i'm into noshair (11:14pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: some people are in to cankles. (11:14pm)
And: some people are into tea. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: what are cankles (11:15pm)
And: This Old Show (11:15pm)
And: Ask This Old Dr Hal. (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: wtf (11:16pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: when your calves and ankles magically blend together with no tapering in size. (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: belly buttons too (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: ewww tht is creepy (11:16pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: /cankles.jpg&imgrefurl= /WW7j6O&tbnh=92&tbnw=115&zoom=1&usg= __g8ZZM9CRQE4BmFckibiBJyipjoo=&docid =Zd35mx50AnaBRM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=zN8AUa XHJOrrigLj1ICAAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CFMQ9QEw BQ (11:16pm)
And: The Zone System works all night, ladies.... (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: &url=http%3A%2F%2Famericanenglishblo -body-slang%2F&ei=1N8AUb7MN8ybjALu74 H4Cw&psig=AFQjCNH30OfLJ7KRXNAgyFgyhn RJ3FfBTg&ust=1359098196965506 (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: still didn't work (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: can't get the link to work. (11:17pm)
And: three more for (11:17pm)
And: ha ha get some (11:17pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: i tried to copy and paste whole thing but no (11:18pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: got it! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: oh yea, that's gross (11:18pm)
And: why burning airplanes are hard to put out.. (11:20pm)
And: put out (11:20pm)
Storytellers: HURRy uP! (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: you got 39 minutes storytellers (11:21pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: burning airplanes don't put ou? (11:21pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: put out? (11:22pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: prudish burning airplanes. (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: i didn't get that (11:22pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: me neither (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: i thought sonic reducer too! (11:24pm)
Those : Burning aircraft must be starved of oxygen by thick foam goo, not water...Praise the GOOD GOO!!!!!! (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: is that the punchline? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: gay (11:29pm)
ballad of borg9: billy joel fooky rock long time (11:30pm)
DesperateLastDitchAttempt: I wish Billy Joel's teenage suicide attempt would have been successful (11:31pm)
ballad of borg9: super bowl ad too sexy? (11:32pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: NHLG a window into the schizophrenic mind. (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: ahhh, so calming (11:34pm)
Ah: hh, socal ming (11:35pm)
Dr. Penny: the immersive media blur of nhlg (11:37pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: 25 (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: orange sunshine (11:39pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: :) (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: and pyramid gels (11:39pm)
::::::::: orange herbert (11:43pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I like that one. (11:43pm)
::::::::: you're supposed to talk about why the mix irks you (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: good job dr (11:47pm)
::::::::: if you're going to talk about it at all, of course (11:47pm)
Ah: Mixerkas (11:53pm)
::::::::: there's the stuff (11:53pm)
Storytellers: Hurry the story UP! (11:58pm)
Mecutio: Not so deep as a show, nor so wide as a church door, but, marry, tis enough! (11:59pm)
::::::::: the thing.. and the name of the thing (12:00am)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: night night folks. (12:00am)
And,: Almighty Thingification... (12:00am)
vj pussycat: gnight mrs dr and the rest (12:01am)
vj pussycat: that was like a extra long nitrous hit (12:02am)
Ms Fiction: We're ready! (12:02am)
NHLG: We Gone. (12:02am)

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