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February 13, 2013 10:00pm
Here's to you, o handlebar-mustachioed, skinny-legged, plastic sunglass-wearing, iPad-tapping, Dr. Who-quoting, wooden-bicycle-riding, vegan-except-on-weekends, brake and gear-despising harbingers of gentrification.

Hey Art School, in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will strive to create a show so obtusely obfuscating and obscure it will make your friend's band that played that one time at that after hours party for the Touareg-Vietnamese pop-up restaurant in a warehouse in Bayview look like freaking Van Halen!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Artisanal Radio, one carefully crafted ironic fuck-up at a time.

Chatroom History
February 13, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

HipsterForHitler: im naked (10:00pm)
HipsterForHitler: this is giving me a boner (10:09pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, nhlg owns burning man. (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg fucks burning man in the ass; it was a man-date. (10:19pm)
HipsterForHitler: Im not stoned (10:36pm)
HipsterForHitler: not anymore (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: fiasco are y'all going to be there for baby fiasco's birthday? (10:41pm)
DJ poet: I have a poem about hipsters (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: Diane Ladd (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg takes over hawaii, the satellites... and radio stations everywhere. (11:30pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg man-drills the hipsters (11:34pm)
DJ Poet: I tried calling and no answer (11:50pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: I hung up (11:54pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: Aslan (11:57pm)
Mr. Moonbeam: Yes (11:59pm)
storytellers: impostors!! (12:02am)
storytellers: so you guys are reading for us? (12:03am)
Mr. Moonbeam: Are they doing a remote ? (12:03am)
storytellers: we are always remote. (12:04am)
storytellers: okey dokey (12:05am)
Mr. Moonbeam: From where? I'm listening from home. (12:05am)
storytellers: in sf... somewhere. (12:05am)
storytellers: location top secret. (12:05am)
Mr. Moonbeam: Good idea,,, keep away the creepers. (12:07am)

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