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March 6, 2013 10:00pm
What is it with people like you, anyway? Every week in countries with lax child labor laws, subcontractors for NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND LLC nurture the fertile comedy soil with the tears of teenage billionaires, and as the joke tree brings forth the gentle giggling buds of humor, tiny calloused hands carefully pluck off the lesser laughs, dead ends, mildly racist and blue material, leaving only the fino fino to grow and flower. Anything too obscure, no matter how ironic, is also pruned, blended, turned into artisanal hipster humor sausage and served weekly by D&D dungeon masters. What remains are the mildest, smoothest, least offensive chuckles the whole family can consume. Jokes for all ages, with great punchlines such as:

"... take my wife, please!"
"... but where did I leave my car keys?"
"... her, I barely know her!"
"... no soap, Radio!"
and, of course,
"... your mom."

Yet, despite the effort of thousands of dedicated wage slaves, there are people who only tune in to babble incoherently in the Chat Box. Or gather material for an FCC complaint. Or use this show to drown out power tools. Why can't you just laugh and laugh until you throw a blood clot? That is all we ask.

So you are advised to tune into the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND or Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco will come over and jam the joke right down your throat.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: So you think we're funny?

Chatroom History
March 6, 2013 10:00pm - 5:30am

juanrapido: true dat (10:00pm)
Karen Carpenter: Juan Rapido - best show fluffer ever! (10:02pm)
queef: hello (10:06pm)
queef: i am in arizona (10:06pm)
queef: fiasco needs to drink more before the show (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hi y'all. happy day of birth, bob. (10:08pm)
queef: guys wanna smoke some kush? (10:08pm)
queef: i love bob (10:09pm)
queef: i hear fiasco smells like curry (10:09pm)
queef: he also uses his left hand to jerk off (10:10pm)
queef: wears womens underwear (10:11pm)
queef: has two nose hair lint glands (10:11pm)
Dr. Penny: Happy B-Day BobMarc! (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Now Karen's daughter will have a fully funded school. (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: If I call three times, will I be the third caller? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: half a hand job for karen's kid's school's fundraising raffle (10:22pm)
juanrapido: Nose Hair Lint Gland is Awesome! (10:28pm)
Ronald Reagan: don't do drugs. (10:28pm)
queef: fiazco queefed (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: don't worry fiasco, I won't say a word (10:30pm)
queef: queefiasco (10:31pm)
queef: hippy grenade (10:32pm)
queef: fiasco says he fucks kids (10:32pm)
queef: thats sick (10:32pm)
queef: he likes dogs too (10:35pm)
queef: andmeto (10:36pm)
queef: moon poots (10:37pm)
queef: moon poots (10:37pm)
queef: magma (10:38pm)
queef: doss meeter (10:38pm)
queef: 3 coughings (10:38pm)
queef: frop pluggrr (10:38pm)
queef: flop prigger (10:39pm)
queef: whos thus other queef (10:39pm)
queef: whats goings on there (10:39pm)
queef: you copy (10:39pm)
queef: copy you? (10:40pm)
queef: = logout (10:40pm)
%u221E: queef i am no more (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: Nuke it off (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: I'm still dead (10:41pm)
Hugo Chazez: it's me.....see (10:41pm)
%u03C0: no (10:42pm)
Hugo Chazez: sunny rockefeller? (10:42pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: im here (10:42pm)
Hugo Chazez: the days that era no erom (10:42pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: read me (10:43pm)
Eat Me: see me flog me (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
Hugo Chavez: Thank you, computer (10:43pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: hey (10:43pm)
Hugo Chavez: Urinepinion (10:44pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: boohey (10:44pm)
Hugo Chavez: Thanks, Fiasco (10:45pm)
Hugo Chavez: no, I'll kill you all. (10:46pm)
Hugo Chavez: You repeat your sad lies. (10:47pm)
fiascosuckspeepees: kid screwer (10:50pm)
The Children: Thanks,Old Guys! (10:51pm)
fiascoscrewskids: im choking (10:51pm)
fiascoscrewskids: help (10:52pm)
The Beatles: And, don't forget Hard Days Night (10:53pm)
fiascoscrewskids: lol (10:54pm)
Robert Lincoln: I was at every President's shooting thereafter. (10:54pm)
Semen: we'llcrwew (10:55pm)
fiascoscrewskids: hindu (10:55pm)
If you have to ask, : you're not cool (10:55pm)
fiascoscrewskids: killing my high (10:57pm)
gong: fiaca (11:00pm)
The Government: Y'all check your FICA scores (11:02pm)
Yes: , pay now (11:03pm)
Yes: was a Rick Seeman thing (11:04pm)
DJ: Comes a Cropper (11:04pm)
The Storytellers: Hurry UP!!!!! (11:06pm)
Brazil: Okay, send Fiasco back for regrooving. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: relax storytellers, it's only 11:07. you've got 53 minutes to warm up (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: well they should relax anyway (11:08pm)
The Storytellers: No, we MEAN IT!!!! (11:08pm)
Doyle'd Town: What about the stepladder lady (11:09pm)
Y'kow: Leave me out of this, and stop playing James Bond music (11:11pm)
Y'kow: Am I under Restraints? (11:11pm)
Y'kow: What;sthescope of theshow? (11:13pm)
Detained: am i be? (11:13pm)
Show: Am I free to stop? (11:14pm)
Show: You are referred to as a "customer" by officers who stop you? (11:14pm)
Queef: what happened to me? (11:17pm)
Horner Blow: CHEER! (11:19pm)
WebCams of America: EEEUUUUUHHHHHH!!!! (11:24pm)
Pie: Eat Me. (11:28pm)
Pie: Did you eat me yet? (11:34pm)
The Storytellers: Did you eat the pie yet? Hurry UP!!!!!! (11:36pm)
The Storytellers: May we have some? (11:37pm)
Wolfman Jack: PleaesloveME!!! (11:39pm)
Oliver Chavez: I'm luvchild of them! (11:43pm)
Is this Us?: The Storytellers (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: Ooooo happy birthday at the bottom of the trench! (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounded like a birthday at the Tiki room. (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Anal Douche -- the gift that keeps on giving (12:00am)
Is this Us?: Amal Dutch (12:01am)
Is this Us?: An aleen invader unleashes free and panic abaord a simulated radio program (12:03am)
No: storytellers under here! (12:06am)
Dr. Penny: nhlg takes of slice of storyteller pie (12:11am)
vj pussycat: magnolia (1:07am)
vj pussycat: I'd rather see the bay bridge cubatronned (1:08am)
vj pussycat: Nooooooooooo (1:28am)
vj pussycat: don't do it (1:28am)
vj pussycat: I'll just chat with myself (1:29am)
Karen Carpenter: no I'll chat wiyh you (1:30am)
vj pussycat: yay! hi karen! (1:30am)
vj pussycat: puzzling lint gland tellers (1:31am)
vj pussycat: Fudging high (1:32am)
vj pussycat: Fxhffhdhd (1:32am)
vj pussycat: Uhuru giving (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Frtyuddrggy (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Yugfsyubcgji (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Fdtgvfddjivv (1:33am)
vj pussycat: Ccsdgvbjioittv (1:33am)
vj pussycat: how many more lines? (1:33am)
vj pussycat: shotgun mic is what you want for that (2:25am)
gong: this is a treat guys (3:04am)
gong: thakna (3:04am)
gong: w3)%u0113 (3:05am)
vj pussycat: yea it is a treat (3:10am)
vj pussycat: who's version of rocket ship is that? (4:00am)
vj pussycat: this really is the best episode of storytellers. ever. (4:14am)

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