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Clickbate'n
October 15, 2017 6:00pm
We got the fever for the flavor of some Blade Runner hot takes. We check out Fieldy's new album. GILBERT GOTTFRIED is interviewed! We watch CLICK for this week's Enter Sandman. Expanded universes are Siqq Piqq'd.

Joggy Style
October 8, 2017 6:00pm
Ufos! Bigfoots! Adam Sandler! Our pal Kai Wada of The Super Shangri-La Show tells us about his upcoming Space Visitors Film Festival at The Balboa Theater in SF. We Hit or Shit some alien music. We Siqq Piqq our favorite FIRST CONTACT themed media. A very heated ENTER SANDMAN segment as we watch Spanglish.

Luminous Reunion
October 1, 2017 6:00pm
The takes are too hot to handle on this one. More Mother! talk. Cory has the fever for the flavor. Pizza thrash king Justin from Axeslasher calls in to talk HAUNTERS. Shelby's tips for a successful haunt! There's a Na'vi circus! 13 WEEKS OF ADAM SANDLER! Siqq Piqqs - Good/Bad casting!

Dave Cardigan
September 24, 2017 6:00pm
Shelby returns from a diplomatic podcasting mission from New York. Al goes in on Aaron Daronofsky's "Mother!" Erik counterpoints. Sara still can't believe Fury Road! Siqq Piqqs: Movie Cults.

Horton Hears A Boo
September 17, 2017 6:00pm
Spoopy September! Al witnesses ritualistic twerk majik. Professional haunters. Bay Area's most haunted sites. NAD Dad and conspiracy buff WELF calls in to talk sonic weaponry and unsolved baseball mysteries. Siqq Piqqs - G-g-g-GHOSTS!

Enter The Booch
September 10, 2017 6:00pm
Cory and Erik have Twin Peaks chat! Furor over furdom! Millennials are ruining chain restaurants! A recap of Re-Enter The Boog. Sara spills some booch. A look at the music of the Flat Earthers. Siqq Piqqs - SPORTS!

The Real Housewives of Hot Takes
September 3, 2017 6:00pm
The Live Five talk metal news, the music of The Real Housewives, movies and cool ass special make up. Lot's of HOT TAKES to scorch your earholes for Chili Dog Summer!

Na'vi Punks Fuck Off
August 27, 2017 6:00pm
We got sound problems! Sara is high (in the air). Eclipse stories. Shelby memes his computer into oblivion. Leon Redbone chat. Are you laughing with or at outsider musicians? Puppets, animatronics and marionettes are Siqq Piqq'd.

Onions Three Ways
August 20, 2017 6:00pm
Alex Jones meltdowns in Seattle. Harvey Sid Fisher calls in honor of eclipse week! Al Sports! Al Taco Time! Greatest celebrity meltdowns!

Enter Pissman
August 13, 2017 6:00pm
Al goes to Reno. Author Freddy Alva talks his new book, "Urban Styles: Graffiti in New York Hardcore." Some Suspiria hot takes. Metallica news. Travis from GWARCAST gives us an update. Siqq Piqqs: Albums to listen to from start to finish. Al is in the corner getting Al drunk.

The Nose Wants What The Nose Wants
August 6, 2017 6:00pm
Bumblefoot is back, baby! Al and Sara recount their NYC trip. Cory delves into the trenches of Amazon Prime. Stephen King sees Rancid. Total eclipse talk. Says Science quiz! We got some HITS we got some SHITS. SIQQ PIQQS - Jukebox Killerz.

It Was The Chester Times, It Was The Durst of Times
July 23, 2017 6:00pm
The unsolved Hollywood mystery of Blackenstein. The magical music of Prosthetic Cunt. Metal news! Conspiracies explained! A new LPC track! Take a bite out of crime with McGruff's album! Our fav movies of all time and WAY TOO MANY SOUND EFFECTS!

Yiffin Riffin and Spliffin
July 16, 2017 6:00pm
Jan Terri talks hot dogs and plays her new song for us! George Chen has health problems and a new comedy album! We judge OPP (other people's podcasts). Al Sports talks the worst knee injuries and we Siqq Piqq cartoon dogs, dawg.

Red Dogster
July 9, 2017 6:00pm
Our guest cancels on us to eat cheesy bread. Al talks the most boring week in sports. Finger foods debated. Twin Peaks isn't trash! Sara curates our Hit or Shit. Cartoon kitty cats are Siqq Piqq'd.

JOHNSON MAGICK
July 2, 2017 6:00pm
Burger Boogaloo, Mike Love, Describin' Death Metal Memes, Movies We Made As Kids, Hit or Shit: Psychostick Edition, Siqq Piqqs, Baby Drivin', Double Dildos, and AL's MAGICK TRICK!

Karaoke Flip Flops
June 25, 2017 6:00pm
AL SPORTS brings us WEIRD SPORTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. We Hit or Shit 80s novelty tunes. Beware alt-right hippies!

JNCO Pastorius
June 18, 2017 6:00pm
The wild world of Flat Earther memes. Nick Redfern calls in to celebrate the anniversary of The Roswell Incident. Local hot sauces and pizza. The bizarre, Scooby Doo-ish case of the 1971 film "The Zodiac Killer." We do a totally original segment called THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY regarding DADS.

Feliz Na'vi Dog
June 11, 2017 6:00pm
CHILI DOG SUMMER 2017 COMMENCES. Director Jackson Stewart joins us to talk video game music. Chili Dog God breaks down the do's and don'ts of chili dogs.Erik thinks Na'vi baby dolls are real babies. Siqq Piqqs: BEACH MOVIES!

Alien: New Alien
May 28, 2017 6:00pm
We're broadcasting LIVE from Erik's houseboat, The Flying Chud! Al attempts an INDY 500 based Al's Sports. Gimmicky CD covers. The new Alien movie. Adam Papagan needs the OJ Bronco. Erik teaches us about TROP ROCK! SIQQ PIQQs: BOAT STUFF!

BLACK HAM
May 21, 2017 6:00pm
Cory's got a gig and Sara's off camping, so Shelby, Erik, and Al sit down for a spirited discussion about desert tweakers, Salvation Mountain, The Integratron, UFOs, and good-ass BBQ. Adam Gorightly calls in with some crazy synchronicity, music is Hitted or Shitted, and party scenes from film and TV are Siqq Piqqed.
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Flat Yurters
May 14, 2017 6:00pm
Paranoid conspiracy music Hit or Shit! An extra long Al's Sports! Our buddy Clay Newman recounts performing at The Roast of Dustin Diamond at a food truck park. Sara busts out with a Dr. Oz quiz. A fun-filled suicide based WORLD ENDING SIQQ PIQQS.

NIGHT FOOD (with Tony Molina)
May 7, 2017 6:00pm
It's been a long week and The Live Five Minus Cory Plus Shelby's Mom are beat af from the metal show and Al's spectacular live commentary of Die Hard 2. It's looking pretty grim but a miraculaous visit from Santana Claus aka Tony Molina saves the day and everything is magic and rainbows and dolphins and nothing hurts and healthy cum levels are restored.
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Lenny Dykstra Car Wash
April 30, 2017 6:00pm
Obsessed with a Na'vi robot. Ev Gold from Cinema Cinema gets noisy. Podcasting about podcasts gets miserable. Funk metal is also miserable. Siqq Piqq'n vintage commercials. Dream restaurants.

Rambo III: How The Dogs Chill
April 23, 2017 6:00pm
Our buddy JPEGMAFIA is in studio to Hit or Shit our own bands. We talk Silicon Valley Comic Con, 90s funk metal and Siqq Piqq our favorite fictional pets. RAMBO RULES.

David Lee Sproth
April 16, 2017 6:00pm
Al has a toothache, which makes for an interesting Taco Time and Al's Sports. The worst comics in the funny pages. We rate weird podcasts. SIQQ PIQQS Who's the best Jesus?

Worf On Golf
April 9, 2017 6:00pm
Heavy metal Disney. Warner Brothers might prove ghosts are real. The Large Hadron Collider proves they are not. Taco Time with Aloysius. Scott Stapp vs Jack White. We're hitting the books with a historical Siqq Piqqs.

Show Me The Maymays
April 2, 2017 6:00pm
A Stephen King extravaganza. A tweeker makes a horror movie. Erik has a new film scoring system. Taco Time with Al. An email and a mall based Siqq Piqqs.

South Buy Southwest
March 26, 2017 6:00pm
Heal yourself with crystals. Sad Vicious in in studio! Shelby's rules on playing guitar. Dudes that died on stage. THE GHOULIE WEIRD GAME! Creative writing class assignments, emails and MORE!


Valerie Larper
March 19, 2017 6:00pm
Shelby's back! And we SAY YES TO HIS VEST! Backpatch chat. Is that new King Kong any good? New evidence uncovering the transdimensional time shift. SIQQ PIQQS: KAIJU MOVIES!


Twin Geeks
March 12, 2017 6:00pm
Al's Taco Time. Tom DeLonge: UFO Researcher of The Year. Leave Richard Simmons alone. Remote Viewing some hippies. Siqq Piqqs: British Stuff!

Shrek, Beck, Alex Trebek
March 5, 2017 6:00pm
AL'S SPORTS gets weird. The Magic Castle and bizarre Hollywood suicides. Classic game shows. Comedian, DJ, VHS jockey and former child star Jeremy Wheat in the Shelby chair. Youtube comfort zones. SIQQ PIQQS - childhood earworms. We got JUNGLE FEVER.

ILLCON DIQQ PIQQS
February 26, 2017 6:00pm
Remember when Bill Paxton was in an Oingo Boingo style new wave band? We do. Remember when Bill Paxton starred alongside Bill Pullman to dissect Bud Cort's brain onscreen? We do. Remember when Werner Herzog tried to kill Klaus Kinski and a famous artist made seven hours of art films about a muscle in the scrotum? We do. REMEMBER WHEN LA LA LAND DIDN'T WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE? OH WE SURE AS FUCK DO.

SUPPORT THE TROOPS
February 19, 2017 6:00pm
Shelby drags Al and Sara through 8 agonizing rounds of SHIT ROULETTE. Body Count Chat. Cookie Siqqness. Antifa & Marmaduke. Conspiracy theory dad rock and Siqq piqq: KEANU REEVES flicks!

Tony Manager
February 12, 2017 6:00pm
It's Tinsel Town's most magical night! A melange of musical mediocrity awaits your earholes as we delve into Nickleback's most woke ass songs, Take a Hit or Shit on officially sanctioned Church of Scientology music and Siqq Piqq our favorite live performances on tv! Mike Keegan joins the fun in the second hour.

Sex With Eugene
February 5, 2017 6:00pm
Author, fighter and avant punk vocalist Eugene S. Robinson joins us LIVE in studio to talk sex, sex, fucking, butt stuff, bdsm, mmf threesomes, mfm threesomes and mma threesomes.

WARNING: Audio issues the first 30 minutes of the show!

TAKEN 4: The Red Hot Chili Peppers Story
January 29, 2017 6:00pm
Cobras introduces a brand new game that make Al and Sara sad. Erik ponders human/pig hybrids. Everyone is very woke and hydrated. Movie chat. Strong opinions regarding the Naked Chicken Chalupa.

500 Days of Tony
January 15, 2017 6:00pm
Hour One: Author Nick Redfern dials in to discuss UFOs, crop circles, punk rock and immortality!

Hour Two: TONY MOLINA (AKA WAYNE SANCHEZ) drops into the studio!

Stapp Or My Mom Will Hoot!
January 8, 2017 6:00pm
Shelby challenges Al and Sara to a new Yarling-themed game. Al uncovers revolutionary sub-sub conspiracies concerning The Mandala Effect. Dark comedies are Siqq Piqq'd. Guest Starring: Baby Boy Erik

Remember The AL-amo
January 1, 2017 6:00pm
Programmers of The Alamo Drafhouse SF, Mike Keegan, and the forthcoming Alamo LA, Bret Berg, are in studio to give us a look behind the scenes of the cult movie biz.
Shelby, Al and Sara call in for their Siqq Piqqs!


The Illogical Contraption 2016 Christmas Special
December 25, 2016 6:00pm
Al and Cory save Christmas!
Featuring Eddie Deezen, Kevin Moss,
Wayne, The Border Boss, Sarah, Erik and Shelby!

Ctrl-F Tompkins
December 18, 2016 6:00pm
2017 predictions, death pools and resolutions
Mike McBeardo McPadden calls in with some year end stuff!
Food/Booze/Movie pairings are Siqq Piqq'd

Super Frakes
December 11, 2016 6:00pm
Nick Flanagan gives his year end list!
One and done actors!
Obscure X-Mas tunes!

Virtual Prose
December 4, 2016 6:00pm
December movie trailers.
Year end lists.
Shelby debuts a brand new impression.

Corn Man
November 27, 2016 6:00pm
Emails and packages from Peru. Dog in studio.
Al gets dadmad. Cereals are rated.
CAMEOS are Siqq Piqq'd.

Gigglin' and Jigglin'
November 20, 2016 6:00pm
The Love Witch is reviewed. Cory's nephew gets drunk and calls everyone posers.
Shelby and Sara both get dad mad. Rainy day albums are Siqq Piqq'd.

Orb and Mindy
November 13, 2016 6:00pm
Listen to Ill Con Radio every Saturday 11-Midnight on Radio Guerrero!
(Pictured: Actual orb caught on film by Shelby Cobras)

Al For President
November 6, 2016 6:00pm
People keep submitting music to us. We'll keep doing Hit or Shit. Sean Aaberg from PORK Magazine calls in to talk his new board game Dungeon Degenerates. THE BORDER BOSS CALLS IN AND PREMIERES TACOPACALYPSE EPISODE #0. Siqq Piqqs: SATANS.

The Illogical Contraption Black Metal Halloween Comedy Ritual
October 30, 2016 6:00pm
Recorded live at The Punch Line in San Francisco 10-25-16. An audio document of our live ritual where all the gags were visual. Oh well. Featuring Kaseem Bentley, Sad Vicious, Witches Brew, DJ Real, The Death Metal Dads and Ill Con Nights After Dark.

The Return of Longmont Potion Castle!
October 23, 2016 5:00pm
The great Longmont Potion Castle calls in! (Interview starts an hour in)
We HIT OR SHIT the 2002 nu-metal comp NASCAR on FOX: CRANK IT!
SIQQ PIQQS - WITCHES!

Bone Jugs N Harmony
October 16, 2016 6:00pm
Murph on Godzilla. Erik on Ween. Al on baseball. Tim Swartz on the effects of psychedelics on the Planet Earth. Cory on the Fort Hills Community jug band cult. Dorf on golf.

Email us - illconradio at gmail.com!

Burt Reynolds Prom Drama
October 9, 2016 6:00pm
Al Sports! Burt Reynolds! Parker Bowman! Roller Coasters!
Our pal Kelly sits in the Shelby Chair to explain it all!

Ghost Boner
October 2, 2016 6:00pm
Cobras and Al bring in the Ill Con Comedy Farm Team (Aesop, Steve Peacock and Zack) for a lively round of Hit or Shit, an in depth discussion of IDEAS and meaningless blather about websites. A solid ground rule double! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Blowing Up The Moon with Tony Molina and MC Chris
September 25, 2016 6:00pm
It's time to ring in Bronson Pinchoctober! Tony Molina is in studio. Al is Al drunk. MC Chris calls in to talk about Freddy Kruger! A trip report from the 12 hour David Icke World Wide Wake Up Tour! Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

With Ann Magnuson and Sad Vicious
September 18, 2016 6:00pm
It's the final show of Chilli Dog Summer and we go out with a bang. Legendary actress/musician/poet Ann Magnuson calls in to talk about her new album Dream Girl.
They boys from Sad Vicious are here to talk sick licks and boogie board tricks. Email us - Illconradio AT gmail!

Music:
Vulcan Death Grip - Holiday in Hell
Ann Magnuson - Cobras in Love
Bongwater - Frank

Time Joker
September 11, 2016 6:00pm
Open lines! Erik discovers a time loop. Shelby discovers his new favorite band.
The boys went boogie boarding.
Siqq Piqqs: Made for TV Movies with KEVIN MOSS!

CHILI DOG SUMMER IS A FEELING
September 4, 2016 6:00pm
This episode is seriously just Al reading jokes off his Twitter for two hours. It's literally the tightest shit ever. If you don't know, you're a fucking idiot.

Chilliwack Dog Summer
August 28, 2016 6:00pm
Author Nick Redfern on modern UFOlogy, Men (and women) in Black, ancient civilizations and Motorhead.
An extended AL SPORTS plus Al's secret illuminati life?
The greatest thing to ever happen on the show, A SURPRISE CALL FROM TONY MOLINA.

Chili Dog Summer Slam!
August 21, 2016 6:00pm
Alan Jackson, David Lynch, Seth Rogan's outgoing voicemail, a CIA operative and comedian JESSE HETT!
An impassioned SAUSAGE PARTY discussion.
We HIT or SHIT the new 'Tallica and Darkthrone.
Siqq Piqq - GREATEST COMEBACKS!

Chicky Fingers
August 14, 2016 6:00pm
A SNEAK PEAK OF FRIED CHICKEN FALL with a review of Popeye's Beercan Rip'n Chick'n!
AL SPORTS presents Al's 10 Best Sports Announcers of All Time.
A Call from country superstar ALAN JACKSON!
A booze themed SIQQ PIQQS. Email Us - illconradio@gmail.com

The Ghoulie Weird Game!
August 7, 2016 6:00pm
Join your host Blob Eubanks as we play a brand new game to determine who's the best pair of bros in town featuring Shelby and Al versus Parker and Frisbie from Pool Party Radio!
PLUS - A bonus interview with Dick Lucas, lead singer of Subhumans, Culture Shock and Citizen Fish!

Ghoulie Dog Summer!
July 31, 2016 6:00pm
Old school Illcon pal "Charles The Heckler" joins the gang for chili dog conspiracy chat. Fun with Temple of the Dog, and weird vibes.
MPCU gets mad. Cremator from GHOUL calls in! NYC movies are Siqq piqqed. NO ONE IS SAFE. HIDE YO KIDS.

CHILI DOG SUMMER - Ostrich Edition!
July 24, 2016 6:00pm
Al on The Olympics
Sara brings Canadian candy
Erik has audio problems
Siqq Piqqs - Short films!

Reservoir Chili Dogs with Weird Paul!
July 17, 2016 6:00pm
Our baby boy Erik is back! Weird Paul calls in!
We try Alex Jones Infowars boner medicine.
Mobile Party Command Unit (M.P.C.U.) meets Chili Dog God!
Siqq Piqqs: Beach Movies!

Garbage Plate Winter with CHILI DOG GOD
July 10, 2016 6:00pm
The spooky women of WITCHES BREW, Alison Mick and Aviva Siegel join us to talk chili dogs!
Legendary Youtuber KINGCOBRAJFS calls in to promote his new album!
SIQQ PIQQS - Character Actors! Email us! illconradio AT gmail


CHILI DRAG SUMMER with PEACHES CHRIST!
July 3, 2016 6:00pm
Joshua Grannell AKA Peaches Christ is LIVE in studio!
Cory and Shelby identify new trends in Slam Metal.
Ann Magnuson calls in! Siqq Piqqs - REVENGE MOVIES!

CHILI DOG SUMMER MOVIE SPECTACULAR
June 26, 2016 6:00pm
It's Al's birthday and our pal Mike Keegan from The Alamo Drafthouse hangs out in the studio!
Author Mike McPadden hates MST3k, talks metal movies and and drops some deep knowledge of 80s sex comedies.
Director Jackson Stewart (Beyond The Gates) joins us for SIQQ PIQQS.

CHILI DOG DEATH MATCH: EUGENE ROBINSON VS KASEEM BENTLEY
June 19, 2016 6:00pm
Eugene Robinson (Oxbow) joins the pals to explain everything in the world, including how the NBA Championship was rigged to sway the presidential election. Comedian Kaseem Bentley shows up to talk shit and make everyone uncomfortable. Cobras sees John Carpenter. Al installs solar panels. THIS EPISODE IS AN ALL TIME SLAM JAM. NO JOKE. HAVE A LSITEN.

CHILI DOG SUMMER: VODKA ELBOW EDITION
June 12, 2016 6:00pm
1000 bottles of vodka are consumed. Al tries Shelby's ass. Chicken dogs no need apply. Sara creates an #SaysScience game. Tony Molina is discussed at length (again). Everything is broken. Positivity is great! It was a lovely ceremony.

CHILI DOG MUSTACHE
June 5, 2016 6:00pm
Shelby goes on a boring rant about our website. Team-building tattoo ideas! A recap of our appearance at Talkies. The new Korean horror movie The Wailing talk. Cory and Shelby are getting divorced. Who's fault is it? Tony Molina and the frog from Amphibian form a supergroup!

CHILI DOG SUMMER!
May 29, 2016 6:00pm
The death of Chow Yum Chat? But first, Sriracha beer and taffy. Professors Cory and Shelby teach a masterclass on battle jackets, Al has Ah-Ha moments, a Bay Area trivia game show and SIQQ PIQQS: Fictional Sports Teams!

How Sara Got Her Merch Back
May 22, 2016 6:00pm
Steve Peacock takes over the Cory Chair for a lengthy bout of Phantasm Chat. It's Sara's birthday and the pals brought her presents. Banana bread is consumed. Erik Skypes in to review the David Icke episode and explain the Saturn Moon Matrix! Email us - illconradio@gmail.com

Pehl Slowly and See
May 15, 2016 5:00pm
Mystery Science Theater's Mary Jo Pehl joins Cory and Erik to talk life on the road, movie riffing and her new project REN FEST!
BONUS INTERVIEW with Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer about his time working at The Troubadour in LA and dealing with The Germs, The Knack, Oingo Boingo, Stevie Nicks and Harry Nillson!



Breakfast with David Icke!
May 8, 2016 6:00pm
Renowned researcher and author of The Phantom Self, David Icke, joins us for a groundbreaking conversation in anticipation of his rare live appearance in San Francisco. What are we to make of the current political climate? Who is really pulling the strings? Is our reality just a part of some complex, Matrix-like program? If so, what can we do to free ourselves from such oppression? What does this all have to do with the Leicester City Football Club? David pulls zero punches as he goes in depth on all these subjects and more. DO NOT MISS THIS EPISODE.

Buy tickets to see David live in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New York!

Email us – illconradio AT gmail.com

Music: Embryonic Devourment – Militarized Reptoids



Whatchu Talkin Bout, Allee Willis?
May 1, 2016 6:00pm
An interview with Allee Willis who wrote your favorite songs by Earth Wind & Fire, The Pet Shop Boys, Boy George, Fishbone, wrote the theme to Friends, Howard The Duck, created the set for Just Say Julie, is best friends with Lily Tomlin, Paul Reubens and is still out there creating amazing stuff! Patty Greer breaks down the truth about crop circles! Cory's fitness tips, Shelby's fashion tips (for young women) and more!

Chem Ka'trails
April 24, 2016 6:00pm
Al and Cory went to a Brony convention. Adam Gorightly talks the history of the fringe religious group Discordia, James Shelby Downard and King Kill 33. Cats in boxes. Ted Cruz lookalike porn. Local Eureka horror hosts. Little Boys. Movies we haven't seen before!

Robots and Roberts
April 17, 2016 6:00pm
Our friend Bob Calhoun, author of Shattering Conventions, joins us once again to school us on old man grampa films. Scott Vermiere from Sad Vicious calls in to sell us on his new jingle business. Everybody Wants Some!!! and Batman V Supe are discussed. Siqq Piqqs - ROBOTS AND ROBERTS!

Turds With Friends
April 10, 2016 6:00pm
Shelby Absu-lutely explains mereological nihilism, British Doritos and Chico bros, rock star imposters, ASK ERIK! Shelby's sister feels the Bern, Carlos explains Trump's body, old man black and white movies!

(I'm In)
April 3, 2016 6:00pm
A VERY STEAMY EP! Comedian and writer Chip Pope (Austin Stories, Beavis & Butthead) talks 80s music. Podcast tech talk. Listener emails. Primal screaming neighbors, voyeurism, comedy shades, "debunking" "scientific" "studies", sushi talk and spicy snacks.

The Second Coming of Tony Molina
March 27, 2016 6:00pm
Illcon is going through some format changes. Tony Molina drops some deep West Bay musical knowledge. Did you know he's a drummer and also raps? Take note as Tony talks about the best albums ever made and how they were all recorded in Palo Alto. Shelby saves a man's life. Sara goes to SXSW. Paul from HTB (you know the guy that make the soft shirts?) brings us beer from Rochester, NY.
Music: Severe Cold - Banjo Slam

The Shampoo Effect
March 20, 2016 2:00pm
Alien contactee Sherry Wilde updates us on her recent encounters with the Dracos. Enzo and Davey K talk pizza! The Alamo Drafthouse's Bret Berg does some HIT or SHIT! Cory, Al and Shelby see Cannibal Corpse, Magma and go to Comic Con!
Song: Hymenotomy - Human Feces Collector

The 200th Episode Clip Package Spectacular!
March 13, 2016 6:00pm
200 episodes of love, laughs, goofs, gaffs, ghosts, psychics, shadow people, brutal slams, comedians, Nigerian princes, celebrity chefs, directors, sports stars and ladies that talk to aliens. The Core Four reminisce and share stories and memories. Also some major announcements!

The Illcon Inc. Offsite Team Building Exercise
March 6, 2016 6:00pm
A song from Hans. Sara Murphy is BACK! Prince disrupts the city. Stuck in line with Jello. J.O. Simpson. New on VOD. Fuck Marry Kill SF LEGENDS edition. Chow Yum Chat: Japanese Pringles and Banana Oreos. Business offsite adventures.


Nick Chose Cheese (Not Show Cheese)
February 28, 2016 6:00pm
Comedian/musician Nick Flanagan is in studio and does a deep dive Ted Talk on nachos.
Director Jim Hansen talks about his new gay slasher movie "You're Killing Me!"
Baby Boy Erik joins us for VVITCH TALK.


Hot Dog Past
February 21, 2016 6:00pm
Al and Shelby go to MONSTER JAM! FLEA is named KING OF THE ROAD MOVIE!
Podcast Town celebs Sara and Tommy are in studio!
We talk about CANDY!

Lispin' Glover
February 7, 2016 6:00pm
Our buddy Scott Vermeire is in the Erik chair to help up in a very METAL edition of HIT or SHIT.
Ill Con family member Adam Papagan tells us about his OJ Simpson Tour!
Siqq Piqqs - ROAD MOVIES!


How it Hurts to Smile
January 31, 2016 6:00pm
Hans and Andrew from Overnight Drive get depressed!
Eva Von Slut is in studio!
We HIT or SHIT Canadian pornoslam rap metal!

Netflix and Kill
January 24, 2016 6:00pm
Kaseem Bentley is in the studio!
We eat weird Japanese Cheetos!
We talk about war movies!

Illogical Contraption LIVE from SF SKETCHFEST!
January 21, 2016 12:00pm
Recorded LIVE at The Punchline SF on 1/12/16!

Guests: Allen Greenfield, Alison Stevenson, George Chen, Les Milton and Matt & Paul MAGIC!

House band: Shelby Cobras and The Max Weinberg 7 featuring Steve Peacock and Zack Farwell!

The Mortiis Interview
January 17, 2016 6:00pm
Prepare to smell the witch, as Shelby Cobras and our in-house Mortiis expert Pranjal Tiwari (Cardinal Wyrm) talk to Mortiis about his career, his 2016 comeback plans and life as a metal dad.

Batman Shit Crazy
January 10, 2016 6:00pm
Listener emails! Sketchfest parties! George Chen!
A look at the never produced Alejandro Jodorowsky/Peter Gabriel "Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" film.
A legendary HIT or SHIT!

How To Talk To an Alien
January 3, 2016 6:00pm
Shelby vs. Quentin Tarantino
Nancy DuTetre talks to aliens on the phone!
Mike, Bret and Liz from The Alamo Drafthouse at The New Mission Theater talk about their best of 2015. They drop so many siqq piqqs in this ep.

Going Clear Pepsi
December 20, 2015 6:00pm
An in depth interview with Ex-Scientologist and awesome person Tory Christman.
Comedian Clay Newman sits in and learns about the history of Slam Metal.
Listener emails, hit or shit and a world premiere track from Shelby's new band Ulthar!

Desperately Seeking Santa
December 13, 2015 6:00pm
The programming team from the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema at The New Mission Theater, Mike Keegan and Bret Burg, give us the scoop on the new place!
CREMATOR from Ghoul calls in!
The great author/journalist/wrestler/musician Bob Calhoun sits in the whole show and is amazing!

Mad Dad Fanzig
December 6, 2015 6:00pm
Join us on a journey through time and space as we listen to the WHOLE NEW DANZIG ALBUM.
Shelby on ART! Shelby on MOVIES!
And then Erik comes in and saves the show at the end. HOORAY ERIK!

Bud Light: Fire Walk With Me
November 29, 2015 6:00pm
The "Cory Four-y" (Shelby, Al, Erik and Zack) discuss dungeon synth, new horror movies and eating chimp meat over cans of seasonal hot apple cinnamon malt beverage. Siqq Piqqs - Live concert movies.

Human Resources Giger
November 22, 2015 6:00pm
Joel describes his ayahuasca trip
We continue our journey through the depths of HITS or SHITS
Erik kissed a boy... EXPLAINED!

The Birds and the Frisbies
November 15, 2015 6:00pm
We go through a crazy round of Celebrity Hit or Shit
We try the greatest new flavors of chips!
JASON FRISBIE from Pool Party Radio joins us for COMIC TALK!

Illogical Contraption LIVE from Cobb's Comedy Club!
November 8, 2015 6:00pm
It's Illogical Contraption's Halloween Holo-Cast! Featuring all your goofy pals! Plus live sets from GHOUL, Kaseem Bentley, JP INC and DJ Douggpound! Recorded live 10-30-15 at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco, CA.

Mates Before Dates
November 1, 2015 6:00pm
This episode is a FIVE DINGER! Paranormal expert Paul Eno calls in to talk American hauntings! Erik is alive and in studio! Listener Todd is here all the way from Australia and we feed him stuff and make him do some HIT OR SHIT. Also an Australian themed SIQQ PIQQS.

Sandy Burners
October 18, 2015 6:00pm
We start this ep featuring A Very Special AL's SPORTS ROUNDTABLE with East Coast listeners (and Dadhattan residents) Welf and Scot. ALSO: We discuss video game movies, candy bars and some new conspiracies!

PRI: Glass Zone
October 11, 2015 6:00pm
Two NPR legends, Ira Glass and Garrison Keillor, appear on our airwaves!
Our funny friend Les Milton stops by!
A radio themed Siqq Piqq, Chow Yum Chat, Al's Sports and more!

Baby Alien Skeleton
October 4, 2015 6:00pm
Al with the Sports Report
Jack Daniels flavored booze is tested
Drug movies are discussed

Bacon Sewage
September 27, 2015 6:00pm
Travis Bacon and Ms. Sewage are in studio!
Chow Yum Chat with weird Mexican Candy
Fun at Folsom Street Fair!

Space Pope vs. Varg Hogan
September 20, 2015 6:00pm
Writer Jeff Treppel embeds himself in the world of black metal role playing games!
Author Diane Tessman tells us about her adventures with her alien buddy Tibus!
The pals try Moon Cheese.

This Episode Goes Great With A Can of Dennisons
September 13, 2015 6:00pm
Bed bugs have infested the studio!!
It's the 1st ever Ill Con Band Mascot Tournament Brackets!
Joke bands are chosen for Siqq piqqs

With Special Guest Dan Aykroyd
September 6, 2015 6:00pm
Dan Aykroyd calls in to discuss UFOs!
A HUGE announcement about our Halloween show!
Reptillian overlord Zorlac Kloshguzz invades the studio
AL LIGHTS UP THE STUDIO with his knowledge of SPORTS MOVIES!


The Official Podcast of Podcast Town, USA
August 30, 2015 6:00pm
Funky death metal, a caller from the past, Kevin Moss on blacksploitation, an embarrassing discussion on hip hop and a disappointing Chow Yum Chat!

A Stoner's Guide to Dollywood
August 23, 2015 6:00pm
DIGESTOR FROM GHOUL MAKES A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Lydia Popvitch pops in to talk Dollywood
Mexican snacks and cool movie and tv houses you want to live in!

SHIRTS OFF EDITION: Butts 2 Nuts
August 16, 2015 6:00pm
The Incorrigible Dr. Ross Sewage (GHOUL, Impaled) brings us A MAN ON THE STREET report from The GWARBBQ!
"Insatiable" Steve Peacock and "Icy Hot" Zack Farwell join us in studio
A Scandinavian themed Chow Yum Chat and a wrestling themed Siqq Piqqs!

The Hive of the YARVO ZAX!
August 9, 2015 6:00pm
Director David Yarovesky talks his new film The Hive and his acting stint in Guardians of the Galaxy!
Music historian Andy Zax answers some burning questions.
One Hit Wonders and Cory's old band!

Oakland Raiders of the Lost Insect Ark-estra
August 2, 2015 6:00pm
Dana Schecter from Insect Ark talks tuneage
Adam Gorightly talks Manson, black magic, mind control and pranks
Our buddy Kevin brings us HORCHATA BEER!

He Died With a Falafel in His Hand
July 26, 2015 6:00pm
Ask A Teen!
Al's Sports!
Zack The Drummer, Charles The Heckler and 80's Teen Comedies!

Rachel's Road Dawgs
July 19, 2015 6:00pm
Trainwreck's Rachel Feinstein joins us to talk fame, Latoya, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer and doggin on the road!
THE SPELUNKER FROM SMUT CAVE RETURNS!
Siqq Piqqs - Child actors!

Illogical Contraption LIVE from The Punchline SF!
July 12, 2015 6:00pm
A show in front of an actual audience!
With Jello Biafra, Joshua Grannell aka Peaches Christ, Kaseem Bentley, Joel Few, Eva Von Slut and Matt and Paul Magic!
Recorded 7-7-15 at The Punchline Comedy Club San Francisco.

Dorf Fort
July 5, 2015 6:00pm
The whole Cobras family joins us in studio as we goof around and talk about movies
BOBBY BEAUSOLEIL, KENNETH ANGER, CHARLES MANSON and THE BEACH BOYS!
Siqq Piqqs - Things that were SO FUNNY when you were a kid

The One Where Shelby Gets Wasted on Cum Wine
June 28, 2015 6:00pm
Sorry, Aesop :(

Illud Divinum In Anus
June 21, 2015 6:00pm
Our buddy Steve Peacock teaches us to love Euphoric Black Metal
An update on Morbid Angel
Siqq Piqqs - NERRRDDDSSSS!

Cringe Watching
June 14, 2015 6:00pm
New and notable movies on VOD are discussed!
Our buddy Zack Farwell from Walken and Giant Squid brings us beer!
Siqq Piqqs - Best Cameos!

The Sho Kosugi Show!
May 31, 2015 6:00pm
3 new Ritter Sport flavors? We are eating them.
Television show bibles!
Siqq Piqqs: Hometown Heroes

This Episode is SPONCHerd By...
May 24, 2015 6:00pm
More Mad Max arguments
PROG TALK with Steve Peacock (Pale Chalice, Mastery)
AL'S DAD and lot's of Mexican snacks!

Don Vaper
May 17, 2015 6:00pm
**WARNING MANY MAD MAX SPOILERS CONTAINED WITHIN**
Al and Cory talk Mad Men and Mad Max.
Cory reveals a reality show SECRET!
Siqq Piqq: Crazy Concert Experiences


The Weepness of Furdom
May 10, 2015 6:00pm
Al, Shelby and Cory catch up on old times and eat weird Doritos.
Did you know Slipknot sued Burger King? We got the scoop!
Our friends Chad and Christina are putting on a convention called HELLACON!


A Pre-recorded Nightmare
May 5, 2015 6:00pm
Two interviews with two of the most thoughtful, smart and hilarious directors working today.
Rick Alerverson (The Comedy, Entertainment) talks cinematic backlash.
A rebroadcast of our interview with Jon Schnepp (Metalocalypse, The Death of Superman Lives) from 2013.
PLUS A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Textro!
April 26, 2015 6:00pm
TONS OF MOVIE CHAT with Mike Keegan of The Alamo Draft House!
Al's Sports is a new segment including WRESTLIN' MEMORIES.
If you haven't heard the show in a while, this is a good one to jump back on with.

Al's Hot Tub
April 19, 2015 6:00pm
WARNING: NOT A REGULAR EP
No Cory or Shelby this week, but Radio Valencia colleague Juan Rapido joins Al as guest host in the hot tub!
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons calls in!
Lot's of smooth tunes.

Approach the Coach
April 12, 2015 6:00pm
Paul Simon SECRETS!
Comedian Roy Wood Jr. calls in!
Siqq Piqqs SLOW JAMZ!

Z'darkthrone
April 5, 2015 6:00pm
Agalloch/Vhol drummer Aesop Dekker joins us for his 50th appearance as we discuss 90s hardcore from New Jersey and listen to some musical submissions for HIT OR SHIT.
Shelby debuts his new David Lynch impression and Al debuts his new John Fruciante impression!
We eat weird chips from Japan!
Siqq Piqqs: HOT BUFF DUDES

An Orgy of Creamy Popcorny Fun
March 29, 2015 6:00pm
Acclaimed author Allen Grenfield discusses UFOs, the occult and his amazing experience as a high ranking member of The OTO!
We eat weird popcorn.
Siqq Piqqs - Female Leads!

Bring The Ping
March 22, 2015 6:00pm
Music's Tony Molina joins us as we continue our search for the pingiest snare in metal!
Our baby boy Erik is back!
Junk Food Dinner's Kevin Moss does an animated SIQQ PIQQ with us!

Chow Yum Chat: Shoes Off Edition
March 15, 2015 6:00pm
Snacks, snaxx, and more snakz! We review so many snacks including the elusive pickle flavored Doritos.
Director Ryan Wise calls in to talk about his new movie I AM THOR, a documentary about our favorite Canadian metal god Jon Mikl Thor!

#LongIslandAss
March 8, 2015 6:00pm
The show starts a bit rocky as residual partying from the previous show trickles into IllCon Land but some cool stuff still happens! Our friend Leo from Hazzard's Cure and Badr Vogu is sitting in for Cobras. Maria D'andrea does live psychic readings for our listeners and Cory premieres his new 311 cover!



Lee Van Queef and the Illuminati Doritos
March 1, 2015 6:00pm
Shelby is stuck in traffic
Cory teaches you about MGTOW
Siqq Piqqs - Chillin' Villians!

Tinker Tailor Tarkus Tanks - With Dr. Phil McGraw
February 22, 2015 6:00pm
It's Hollywood's most magical night once again!
Dr. Phil McGraw joins us in studio!
Siqq Piqqs - Space Travel!

If I Fold It!
February 15, 2015 6:00pm
America's Aesop Dekker talks Valentines Day
Shelby does DAD CHAT
80s Hair Metal is discussed

Haitian Box Office
February 8, 2015 6:00pm
Alien communicator Sherry Wilde talks to us in our continuing series.
Comedians Kaseem Bentley and Mimi Vilmenay come in!
Siqq Piqq - Black People Movies!

Mortdacai-OOOO
February 1, 2015 6:00pm
DAVID KOEPP DIRECTOR OR MORTDECAI CALLS IN!!!!!!!
Director Lenora Claire discusses her new fart documentary.
A sports themed SIQQ PIQQ!

Antura Blvd.
January 18, 2015 6:00pm
Lazerdisc chat.
Author Tom T. Moore talks about his alien pal Antura!
Another segment of HIT OR SHIT!


Positive Marmadukens
January 11, 2015 6:00pm
Our tribute to the great Taylor Negron (RIP).
Our baby boy Erik returns to plug his new podcast!
Siqq Piqqs: Spoopiest Badguy



Approach The Croce
January 4, 2015 6:00pm
HI CHUDS! It's our first show of the new year.
A new segment HIT OR SHIT!
Siqq Piqqs - SONGS THAT PUMP YOUR NADS

My 2 Dads
December 14, 2014 6:00pm
Aesop Dekker is back!
Erik is on Skype!
Siqq Piqqs - Mom and Dad's Record Collection!

Rollerblade Wolf! - with Tom Scharpling
December 7, 2014 6:00pm
Film journalist Cheryl Eddy and Eva von Slut live in studio.
Tom Scharpling calls in to tell us about the future of The Best Show!
Eddie Deezen plays trivia.

The Pickle, The Sickle and The Sofia Can
November 30, 2014 6:00pm
Just Al and Cory talkin' turkey.
Our radio pal DJ Deathwish schools us on Busch Gardens.
Album/cocktail pairings are discussed in detail.

A Farewell 2 Friendz
November 23, 2014 6:00pm
We drank all day at Al's house for Erik's going away party and then did a radio show.
Shelby is sober though so he's about 92% DAD MAD.
A proper send off for our ol' pal Erik.

Erik Idol
November 16, 2014 6:00pm
Erik and Cory go to see Garth Brooks.
Shelby takes us on a journey through bad CGI.
Another musical Siqq Piqq.

WITH SPECIAL GUEST JEREMY PIVEN
November 9, 2014 6:00pm
Our dear leader, Shely Kola, returns to his kingdom.
Special guest JEREMY PIVEN talks to the gang.
A special musical SIQQ PIQQS!

Beren-stain'd
November 2, 2014 6:00pm
A recap of the 2nd Annual LA Podcat Bro meetup.
Can Stevie Wonder see?
Siqq Piqqs - Hometown Flicks!

Truman Chipotle
October 19, 2014 6:00pm
Conor Welch from Dropbox stops by.
Al vs. Millennials.
FOOOOOD NEWSSSSSS!

Masonic The Hedgehog
October 12, 2014 6:00pm
Star of of The Asylum films "knockbusters," Marat Glazer joins us in studio!
Erik and Shelby break down the secrets of The Freemasons.
Siqq Piqqs - Best Kills!

Hangin' with Jimmy
October 5, 2014 6:00pm
The goofs are all in bed this week communicating via technology with their pal Charlie.
Ev Gold from the band Cinema Cinema talks touring with Black Flag.
Say hello to our new host Jimmy the Robot!

Gaytarter Sauce
September 28, 2014 6:00pm
We break out the Ouija Board and communicate with the dead!
Lots of fast food news.
Seth Koozer of Trash Video joins us for Siqq Piqqs!

GEORGE GRRRWAAAAAARGGGGH MARTIN
September 21, 2014 6:00pm
Salacious celebrity news!
Scandalous Siqq Piqqs!
Lister feedback galore!

All Ficks'd Up
September 14, 2014 6:00pm
Jesse Hawthorn Ficks is a film historian and creator of MiDNiTES FOR MANiACS at the Castro Theatre. He joins us in studio for talks and chats.
Comedian Todd Barry calls in!
Siqq Piqqs - GREATEST MOVIE ROMANCES!


Elongated Muskrat
September 7, 2014 6:00pm
The Michael Bay conspiracy EXPOSED!
Burning Man post-mortem round up!
Siqq Piqqs - Dystopian movies!

Toof Hurty
August 31, 2014 6:00pm
Cobra's Celeb Gossip.
Cory is kicked off the show... For good!
Siqq Piqqs - SATAN!

Dune, Where's My Car?
August 24, 2014 6:00pm
An evocative look inside the mind of Erik via his notepad.
Did you know George R.R. Martin ghost wrote the screenplay for Alien 3?
Siqq Piqqs - The 90s!

Glenneth Danzig's Family Reunion
August 17, 2014 6:00pm
Our new pal Charlie sits in the Erik chair.
The dudes from the Steel For Brains podcast call in.
Our most memorable movie-going experiences.

Docs and Crocs!
August 10, 2014 6:00pm
Mostly just tired guys listing stuff from movies.
Also Pranjal Tiwari from Cardinal Wyrm is in studio.

I Blame Sobriety
August 3, 2014 6:00pm
Entertainment's Aesop Dekker is in da building!
Young Cobras deconstructs Guardians of the Galaxy.
Pokemon demystified!

What A Ghoul Believes
July 27, 2014 6:00pm
Comedian Greg Proops calls in (he's really smart).
IRL ghoul Bill Zebub is weird.
Shelby's boy is here.

Surprisingly Semitic
July 20, 2014 6:00pm
Lot's of movie news
Tim Beckley aka Mr. Creepo talks UFOs, glam rock and synchronicity
Siqq Piqqs - Best trans character!

Al Mo' Be There
July 13, 2014 6:00pm
Drunk karaoke
The dude with the Clint Howard tattoo is in the Shelby chair
Lots of Siqq Piqqs

Nana Sasquatch & The Dark Hadouken
July 6, 2014 6:00pm
Former mortitian and star of Blood Diner, Carl Crew, calls in!
Drug dealers of yore!
Jason "Razorman Sawfan667: Frisbie joins us for Siqq Piqqs!

SHARTIN MORTS GAY PRIDE SPOOKTACULAR!
June 29, 2014 6:00pm
Lets talk about pets, baby!
Pet psychic Liza Callen joins us and reads some animals
Siqq Piqqs: Best Movie Animal!

Google Bordello
June 22, 2014 6:00pm
Al's favorite internet comedian, Bret Sohl, surprises the gang
Sit coms are discussed
Siqq Piqqs: Fake Bands part deux

Cetacean Handjob Dadtacular
June 15, 2014 6:00pm
Cory gets Shelby a siqq Suffocation sticker cuz he's the best dad
Dolphin sex and suicide is dicussed
Siqq Piqqs: MOVIE THEME SONGS

C&C Confusion Factory
June 8, 2014 6:00pm
Erik and Al holdin' it down
Meg, a quantum healer, calls in and discusses the upcoming opening of a dimensional stargate
Siqq Piqqs: Best Movie Opening!

Tomb Shrek!
June 1, 2014 6:00pm
Dana Snyder aka Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force talks getting drunk at Disneyland!
Kathy Coleman aka Holly from Land of the Lost calls in!
Siqq Piqqs - DISCO METAL!

Spitting in The Face of God
May 25, 2014 6:00pm
The boys are back (sans Cobras)
Best TV theme songs!
Worst bands!

The M-preg Mother's Day Special
May 11, 2014 6:00pm
Godzilla and snacks
What else do you need?
Siqq Piqqs: BEST SPACESHIP!

Death Metal Life Hacks
May 4, 2014 6:00pm
Vocal tips by Shelby Cobras
Trailer Trash with Seth Koozer
A very special Siqq Piqqs

A Sorbo/Burpo Joint
April 20, 2014 6:00pm
A fascinating discussion on love, life and if God is real.
Siqq Piqq: BEST MOVIE STONED BRO LOL

Grundle Puns w/ M. Gira
April 13, 2014 6:00pm
Michael Gira of Swans talks his new album
We try a Steven Seagal energy drink
Siqq Piqqs: uh just listen to find out

Vulgar Display Of Posehn
April 6, 2014 6:00pm
3 Generations of Cobras in studio!
Henry Philips calls in!
Brian Posehn is interviewed!

Nazis vs Ninja Turtles
March 30, 2014 6:00pm
Our official ambassador of powerviolence, Dave Bruno, sits in the Erik chair
We replay our interview with Dave Brockie
Siqq Piqqs: 80's sitcoms!

BONUS EP! Ill Con NIGHTZ
March 23, 2014 8:00pm
Seth Koozer, Jason Frisbe, Cory and Erik shoot the shit, do pizza pranks and talk to a BDSM master.

Dune Me, Baby with Richard Elfman!
March 23, 2014 6:00pm
Richard Elfman calls in to talk Forbidden Zone 2!
Erik and Shelby talk Jodorowsky's Dune
We try weird snacks

Bukkake The Musical w/ Dean Cameron!
March 16, 2014 6:00pm
One of our favorite dudes, Dean Cameron, chats with us
Cory and Eric see Prince again
Siqq Piqqs: Best remake!

Lesbian Lebouf
March 9, 2014 6:00pm
Our bros Seanford and Farron Loathing drop by live in studio
Shelby plays his first show with Vastum
Siqq Piqqs: Best Decapitation

Trenchcoat Twins! With Kevin Moss and Cardinal Wyrm
March 2, 2014 6:00pm
It's Tinseltown's most majkal night!
Oakland doom band Cardinal Wyrm join us in studio
Junk Food Dinner's Kevin Moss calls in
Al turns into Dr. Giggles

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Drunko
February 23, 2014 6:00pm
We are way too drunk to do this Devo memorial episode
Sawyer from Kissing Contest calls in
Siqq Piqqs: Movie bullies!

MacGyveeeeeeeer!
February 16, 2014 6:00pm
Ned Raggett joins us in studio!
Michael Des Barres calls in!
Siqq Piqqs: Video Game Music

Shirtcocking For Dummies
February 9, 2014 6:00pm
Burning Man secrets revealed!
Cory infiltrates a Sonic the Hedgehog cult
Siqq Piqqs: Movie Soundtracks!


Going Quackers!
February 2, 2014 6:00pm
Entertainment's Aesop Dekker pitches some screenplays
Kid Congo Powers calls from the road
Erik talks Scientology

Sad Dads and Blazer Buddies
January 26, 2014 6:00pm
It's the SF Sketchfest so 2 of comedy's brightest young stars join us live in studio!
Shelby is goth and hangs out in graveyards.
Siqq Piqqs: Canadian Things!

Damn Son! We got Lloyd Kaufman!
January 19, 2014 6:00pm
Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Pictures calls in!
Icelandic journalist Sindri Eldon talks turkey
Cory's granpappy plays records

Trilby Cobras
January 12, 2014 6:00pm
Parker Bowman conquers Space Mountain
Scientist turned comedian Tim Lee calls in
A Brony documentary is discussed


Death To Real Metal
January 5, 2014 6:00pm
First show of 2014!
Spelunker from Smutcave and Sgt D call in!
Siqq Piqqs: Conspiracy theories!

The IllCon Four Loko Corporate Holiday Party
December 15, 2013 6:00pm
Original formula Four Loko makes for good fun!
Johnny and Donny from the Rolling Blackouts podcast hang out
Maura Johnston talks the year in pop

Jugheads Revenge!
December 8, 2013 6:00pm
Chris Aiken from Strung Out!
Director Billy Corbin talks shop!
Greg Sestero from The Room!


Gobble-tov with Taylor Negron!
December 1, 2013 6:00pm
Taylor Negron calls in!
OMG!

Cool New Dudes On The Internet
November 24, 2013 6:00pm
Podcast palz Jason Frisbe and Mike Dikk call in!
Lot's of snack chatz!


Salute Your Jorts!
November 17, 2013 6:00pm
Author Mathew Klickstein calls in to talk his new book, Slimed! An Oral History Of Nickelodeons Golden Age!
Cory is haunted by shitpunks!
Siqq Piqqs: SNL Sketches!

P-Nut Milk
November 10, 2013 6:00pm
The boys try peanut milk
@Dadboner calls in!
Siqq Piqqs: Musicals!


Trebek!
November 3, 2013 6:00pm
Internet filmmaker John Xavier Cassese calls in!

Our hero Longmont Potion Castle calls Alex Trebek live on the air!

Techno For An Answer!
October 27, 2013 6:00pm
While Cory and Shelby are away, Erik and and Aloysius will play!
Also some sports talk radio!


Tastes Like Dad
October 20, 2013 6:00pm
The goofs are stoked to see Goblin
Ira Ass from This American Fuck calls in
Siqq Piqqs - Martial Arts Movies


Keep On Frooglin'
October 13, 2013 6:00pm
Tim the tarot man reads some cards.
Shelby discusses Hellraiser 4.
Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gormet, stops by!

Haim on Fire
October 6, 2013 6:00pm

Diamond Dogs with Dave Attell!
September 29, 2013 6:00pm
Comedian Dave Attell calls in!
Eva Von Slut is in Al's seat!
IllCon Siqq Piqqs: Rip Off Movies!


Yseult and Battery
September 22, 2013 6:00pm
Our pal Ben is here to talk video games
Sean Yseult from White Zombie calls in!
A real life Gorean is interviewed

BAPS To The Future
September 15, 2013 6:00pm
Barry Sobel is manic
Mom peeps and poops
A real life Gorean is interviewed

Insufficient Funs
September 8, 2013 6:00pm
Lovable duo Aesop and Ezra Dekker joins Shelby Cobras for two hours of pre-teen friendly radio.

The Cage Rage with Weston Cage-Coppola!
September 1, 2013 6:00pm
Performer, composer, martial artist and son of Nick Cage, Weston Cage-Coppola talks music and life.
The dudes from WolfAnimal.com stop in!
Legendary standup comedian Barry Sobel calls the gang!

Friendship is Majick with Freeman!
August 25, 2013 6:00pm
Freeman returns to expose the posers in power!
Cory's pals The Boogie Friends call in!
Lot's of sex talk.

Puketacular with Eddie Deezen & Frank Conniff!
August 18, 2013 6:00pm
The great Eddie Deezen calls in!
MST3k's Frank "TV's Frank" Conniff joins the gang!
Chloe Puke is in the studio!

Amber Alert
August 11, 2013 6:00pm

Eat a Bag of Discs
August 4, 2013 6:00pm
It's the 2 year anniversary of IllCon Radio!
Love stinks!
YDO calls in!

The Life and Times of Chelada Guevara
July 28, 2013 6:00pm
Comedian Kaseem Bentley joins us in studio.
Fela Kuti meets Earnest P. Worrell.
Music by: Cranial Osteotomy and Tonetta


iNVasion oF tHE PoDDy SnATchERS
July 21, 2013 6:00pm
Shelby is acting weird.
Psychic Danielle Egnew is interviewed!
IllCon Siqq Piqqs - Food edition!

Jammin' With Friends
July 14, 2013 6:00pm
Ari Lehman, the first Jason Voorhees, calls in!

A zombie actor stops by the studio!

Tug Buddies
July 7, 2013 6:00pm
Cory's shocking revelation regarding his favorite podcasts.

Dr. Franklin Ruehl from TV calls in!

Ill Con Siqq Piqqs: VHS Rewind - The Sequel!

Pop Tamale, I'm Sweatin' - With Sergeant D!
June 23, 2013 6:00pm
Life lessons and pro tips from our pal Sergeant D from StuffYouWillHate.com!

Frequent guest and goofy pal Joel Few stops in to say whattup!

Michael Rooker's brother Steve was there too.

Dad-stravaganza!
June 16, 2013 6:00pm
Meet all of our dads!

First Life vs. Second Life
June 9, 2013 6:00pm
Charles AKA Esteban Winsmore #1 Second Life troll gets interviewed.

Eva Von Slut and Carson Binks also in studio.

GREATEST HITS, VOL. 2
June 2, 2013 6:00pm
The nail in the coffin! Another shitty clip show! Whatcha guna do, bb's?


The Best Of IllCon Radio Vol 1: The Early Interviews
May 24, 2013 2:00am
A best of episode! Recorded live! To tape!

Featuring:
David Liebe Hart
Freeman
Leonard Kinsey
MC Crumbsnatcher
Dave Brockie aka Oderous Urungus
Eugene Robinson
Rodney Ascher
John Fell Ryan
Tommy Blacha
Blowfly
M. Gira

Bunk Shrooms & Goldblums
May 19, 2013 6:00pm
Writer and producer Evan Sinclair calls in and talks about working with The Vandals and The Aquabats Super Show!

The boys take Shroomtech Sport and it pretty much ruins the show.

THOR-Stravaganza!
May 12, 2013 6:00pm
The goofy pals celebrate the career of metal god Jon-Mikl Thor with a live interview with the man himself!

Smut Cave's Spelunker talks internet depravity and Bongwater Butt Babes!



A Strange and Beautiful Episode
May 5, 2013 6:00pm
Cinco De Mayo with:
Merkley???
John Lurie
Jen Kirkman
Glitter Wizard

Cialis In Wonderland
April 28, 2013 6:00pm
Cobras plays a metal fest in the forest.
Cory and Erik see Prince.
Comedians Amy Miller and Ivan Hernandez drop by.
Tripped out psych band Carlton Melton talk music.

Try A Papaya with EG Daily and Craig Campobasso!
April 21, 2013 6:00pm
80s cult movie queen EG Daily (Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Valley Girl) joins us in the first hour!
Filmmaker Craig Campobasso (Dune, Xtro 3) schools us on real-life alien Valient Thor in the second hour!


Juicing The Weez w/ Peaches Christ!
April 14, 2013 6:00pm
Peaches Christ talks Rocky Horror and metal drag names.

The Evil Dud
April 7, 2013 6:00pm
Our guest is a no-show but we maintain peak-goofiness throughout!
WARNING: LOTS O SPOILERS RE: EVIL DEAD AND GI-JOE RETALIATION!

Mountain Dew Presents: The Shining
March 31, 2013 6:00pm
X-treme grindage, brahs!
Musings on the recent hubub regarding the new film Room 237 with star John Fell Ryan!

Comedian and former X-Games BMX god Chris Duncan joins the gang in the second hour.

JFR's blog: http://kdk12.tumblr.com/

Follow Chris Duncan http://twitter.com/@123ChrisDuncan

Martini Madness in The Outernet
March 24, 2013 6:00pm
Shit gets deep with discussion of The Outernet and the makings of the perfect nacho. Joined by our pals Joel from BLAMEASPARTAME/DSTVV and Aslan Moonbeam from SCREAM For PEACE.

Check out Joel's shit: http://blameaspartame.tumblr.com/

Aslan: http://www.screamforpeace.net/

Mick Foley and Farron Loathing!
March 17, 2013 6:00pm
It's St. Paddy's Day!
Mick Foley talks to us!
Farron Loathing also talks to us!

John Carter and The Tulpas Of Mars
March 10, 2013 6:00pm
Michael D. Sellers author of John Carter and the Gods of Hollywood joins us for an interview! Also music by Suffocation, Incantation and RuPaul!

Superman and Leggings w/ Jon Schnepp & SGT D!
March 3, 2013 6:00pm
Check out Jon Schnepp's Kickstarter for his documentary THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN LIVES here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1270411036/the-death-of-superman-lives-what-happened

Check out SGT D's site STUFF YOU WILL HATE here: http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/

Subscribe on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illogical-contraption/id472533923

Tinseltown's Most Magical Night!
February 24, 2013 6:00pm
Oscar Night is here and Al is fucking wasted! Also our guest bailed! This one is a tough show to get through! Radio at it's worst! Joined by our new Radio Valencia Sunday Rock Block family D$ and Malderor (Shelby is still on his sexcapade).

First show at Radio Valencia w/ Adam Papagan!
February 17, 2013 6:00pm
Its our Radio Valencia debut with host of The Del Talk Show and band leader for David Liebe Hart, Adam Papagan!

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