It's the PENULTIMATE episode! Cory gets into his rules of pissing. Why do we square dance at school? Shelby's controversial Bitmoji. Voicemails! Christmas music from Thor, Jimmy Buffet and Twisted Sister. Siqq Piqqs - SIQQEST PIQQS. Plus way more shit!
California is on fire again and the gang is bummed. Things are looking grim until about 6:15 or so, when Kaseem Bentley shows up and makes a bunch of insensitive jokes and makes everyone cry from laughter. Also featured: Al's gaming habits and the final Good Times movie, 1986's Never Too Young To Die. Join us.
Illogical Contraption The Nightmare Before Paradise
Illogical ContraptionThe Nightmare Before Paradise
Al calls in with The Philly Report. Sara enters the Bad Mom-iverse. Shelby sees Mandy. Erik and Cory see Suspiria. Buckcherry covers Nine Inch Nails. We Hit or Shit the Trop 40 Trop Rock hits. Two Lane Blacktop is reviewed. Plus A REALLY HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org Call us: (650) 898-7277
Erik, Shelby, and Al are joined once again by San Jose's most hated band, Sad Vicious, aboard Erik's spooky houseboat for a Halloween celebration of ghoulish proportions. Complaints about Stu's weed, discussions about the importance of voting, and all manner of nautical hilarity ensue. Also contained herein: pop country Hit or Shit and Good Times With Guys And Gals: 1950's Sunset Boulevard!
The Core Four Minus Cory discuss the ethics of canine jurisprudence in the court of paw, followed by a brand new segment: Reviewin' Cities (feat. Austin, TX)! Siqq sick day movies, a brief waterskiing jaunt, and horses on acid! Good Times With Guys And Gals: Local Hero (1983) and Siqq Piqq: Halloween! This one really goes beyond the black Rambo!
Cory, Al and Sara are joined by our friend Nicole Dunn to discuss Judas Priest. We Hit or Shit some recent slam releases on New Standard Elite Records. Peaches Christ calls in to talk about her new immersive haunted house, TERROR VAULT. Siqq Piqqs: Dads!
The “How-To Comedy” Correspondence Course is in session. Erik is a Movie Montage Master. Name a basketball player! Fake banana flavor: childhood traumas. Good Times With Guys And Gals: Sonatine! Siqq Piqqs: Remakes!
Illogical Contraption People For The Ethical Treatment of Al
Illogical ContraptionPeople For The Ethical Treatment of Al
A recap of Enter the Boog III: Boog of Shadows, Ill Con's annual boogie boarding competition against our arch rivals Sad Vicious. Listener Colin is in studio discussing international fast food options. A new joyful movie segment is introduced. 8th grade fashion tips. PLUS! Al Sports, fighting yoga bros in kimonos and a dog based Siqq Piqq.
Did you know Erik is a Master Detective? Did you know Sara is a train enthusiast? Did you know Al fucking HATES Werther's Originals? Or that Shelby hates fun and laughter? (You probably already knew that one.) All these dark, dark secrets revealed, plus 2001: A Space Odyssey Chat, Listener Emails, 9 1/2 Weeks: Fatal Instinct, Breen On Screen with Parker, and Siqq Piqqs: Parodies. A thrill a minute for approximately 120 minutes!
Pizzagate with a side of creepypasta. A nude Ted Nugent hunts you through the labyrinthine forests of the Scott BaioDome. Rating Pepperidge Farms. Adults in pajamas and the dangers thereof. Los Angeles is a character. Elf-porn pop-up ads. Yoga men. Significant Picknificant: stuff we stole.
Illogical Contraption TURN IT AROUND with TONY MOLINA
Illogical ContraptionTURN IT AROUND with TONY MOLINA
The crew goes deep with fan favorite singer/songwriter Tony Molina, covering everything from Eric Clapton conspiracy theories to West Bay music history, ax-weilding black metallers to Red Robin employment, music documentary do's and dont's to social media addiction, and wingnut YouTube content to gentrification. This is literally a journey to the meaty center of Tony's brain. Buy his new album immediately.
Our old pal Kaseem Bentley is in studio to tell us about his adventures in Hollywood! We learn about Soundcloud rappers. Listener voicemails are responded to! Chain restaurants and summer camp movies are Siqq Piqq'd!
The Pee Three descend on Radio Valencia Studios to discuss Tom DeLonge, Elon Musk, and Trader Joe's bathrooms. This week's erotic thriller is 1993's Snapdragon, followed by a very special Peen On Screen with Parker! Did you know Shelby has an impersonation of every single US president ever? Did you know you have to wash a boat AFTER it's been in the water? Also: IllCon Siqq Piqqs - IllCon Sibb Piqqs!
The Goofy Pals are pooped after last night's live show. An in depth Cruise News with listeners Chris and Kyle in studio. Al breaks it down during Taco Time. Jim Wynorski's Sorceress II: The Temptress is rated. Siqq Piqqs: DETECTIVES!
The gang rings in summertime with an ashy, smoke-filled, hazy round of Hit or Shit. Sara's got a Says Science Quiz, summer jams are Siqq Piqq'ed, and 9 1/2 Weeks continues with the erotic stylings of 1994's Animal Instincts 2. What will white people ruin next? Is Boston the tightest band of all time? Dude. Dude. Dude.
Old pal Eva VonBlut joins us in studio as we go DEEP on DEPP. Is it cool to listen to a band lead by a dude that tried to kill his wife? Erik gives us a recipe for CLEAN CLAMS. Listener Mandee joins us for 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as we examine 1994 Golden Raspberry winner for Worst Movie, The Color of Night starring Bruce Willis and his Lil' Bruno. Parker Bowman brings us a new episode of this Summer's hottest micro podcast PEEN ON SCREEN!
We're Talking Dead - The Grateful Dead with comedian Phil Hanley! Kevin Moss from Junk Food Dinner joins us for 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as we review Fatal Desire and I Like To Play Games. We get a peek into the kitchens of Shelby and Sara for some piping hot cooking tips! Al tells us how to make a meatball in the shape of the continental US of A. PLUS the second installment of Parker Bowman's micro-podcast PEEN ON SCREEN!