Hey now, weenie wackers! It's the second installment of 9 1/2 Weeks of Erotic Thrillers as the goofy pals and Andre from DEATHGRAVE take on 1987's Lady Beware starring Diane Lane and her really good pair of coworkers. It's a Bay Area championship edition of Al's Sports. Cory takes us through the legendary phone call between two stoned So Cal heshers known as The Derek Tape. Famous podcaster PARKER BOWMAN debuts his new micropodcast PEEN ON SCREEN! Siqq Piqqs: LOST MEDIA!

9 1/2 WEEKS of Erotic Thrillers begins with the cuck cop classic, Animal Instincts. All the music news you can use. Al calls in from an island paradise. More Trop Rock? Ugh. Siqq Piqqs: CONCEPT ALBUMS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE AS A MOVIE.

A jam packed episode full of food, folks and fun. Shelby brings us a bunch of snacks from Pittsburgh, PA! Erik does a conspiracy round up. Sara stands in line for NIN tickets and AL'S SPORTS PICKS are back! We listen to the TOP TROP ROCK songs about Jim Jim Buffs. Siqq Piqqs: Celebrity Cameos in Music Videos! Email us: illconradio@gmail.com Call us: (650) 898-7277

Siqq BBQ chili dog hangout times with Shelby, Erik, and Sara as they weigh the pros (sandwiches) and cons (getting arrested at Kennywood) of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! Ten tiers of conspiracy theories, team-building activities, a brand new Says Science quiz, and laffs galore (actually a pretty average number of laughs). In honor of Mother's Day, the pals Siqq Piqq the siqqest moms!

Al! Shelby! Erik! Sara! Cory! Shelby's son Calvyn! They all saw them Infinity Wars! We Hit or Shit some serious metal including the new album from KingCobraJFS. Cory buys some celebrity well wishes for the gang. The end of SANDMAN'S REVENGE is finally here. Is Big Stan too much for the Goofy Pals to handle? Scott from Sad Vicious talks soup and TV themes are Siqq Piqq'd for the 1000th time. Email us Illconradio@gmail.com CALL US! 650-898-7277

We got a rockin ass MUSIC NEWS segment with listener Mandee sitting in the Shelby Chair. Al Sports gives you the picks of the week. New segment alert: ASK ERIK ANYTHING! SIQQ PIQQS - Sicknesses! Email us Illconradio@gmail.com

The great Art Bell has left our mortal plane and we send him off with a bang. Adam Papagan calls in to discuss Outsider Music! Sara brings us a quiz! We talk scams and pyramid schemes for SIQQ PIQQS.

Shelby treats us to a rousing game of Homuncu-Truth or Homuncu-Lie! Director Cory McAbee calls in to tell us about his new space seminar and reveals how he found that guy that dances in the bathroom in his film The American Astronaut! Cory parties with some bronies! A very divisive SANDMAN'S REVENGE as we tackle 2014's GOD'S NOT DEAD. A very claustrophobic SIQQ PIQQ!

Buckle up for a thrill ride as the pals coast through an Easter weekend BBQ, into a piping-hot and totally unique Movie News segment, past Sandman's Revenge, and headlong into a fun new game: LIMP HOT ICE CLOWN. Longtime buddy Kona stops by in the second hour to breeze through a kid's stuff-themed Siqq Piqq, as well as a brief discussion on ghoul movies and a historical lesson on the horrors of Unit 731.

Black metal pedophiles, Emo rappers and a secret Scott Stapp project! Shelby gets dad mad at Facebook's privacy issues. Sandman's Revenge gets sucka free and a concert themed Siqq Piqqs.

Get yourself a Corona with a slice of lime and put on your funny lookin' hat. We're getting tropical and going deep with some Troprock about Troprock. No more soup chat? Never fear. Sara's salads are discussed in depth. Sandman's Revenge is coming in hot with a somber Sandler cancer movie. Siqq Piqqs: Favorite Flops!

It's the 300th episode of Illogical Contraption Radio on 3-11! Is it time to end Soup Chat? We reminisce on past moments of RADIO MAGIC. Shelby sits through BOYHOOD for SANDMAN'S REVENGE. Email us Illconradio@gmail.com

ALAN JACKSON sends us the final tracks for the 5 Way This Is Slam Country Split EP! Tommy from Albany sits in. Al talks FOOD COMBOS. Cory and Erik have some MUSIC NEWS. Sara makes Shelby miserable on Sandman's Revenge. AND MORE DRIPPING WET SOUP TALK.

The squad settles in to Hit or Shit another batch of Chattahoochee Records slammers, as well as Siqq Piqq'ing creepy movie locations. ALSO: Al Sports - Olympic Women's Hockey Edition, Sandman's Revenge, "The Ritual", The Week In Soup, "Burnt Offerings", Shelby's "urban explorations", and a dark secret from Erik's past... Revealed!

OMG! Real life Cruise News! Shelby with This Week In Soup. Many Soupinions from our listeners are shared. Parker Bowman from the Junk Food Dinner podcast teaches us about pop punk. We preview Alan Jackson's new 5-way slam metal split. Sandman's Revenge brings us Metallica: Through The Never!

Al rants, Cory vapes, Shelby cooks and Erik sniffs!

The gang is joined by The Mayor of Crabapple Cove, Aesop Dekker, in a spirited, high-energy discussion about soup. Seriously, that is the first hour of the show. In the second hour the Noah Baumbach rich-white-people-whinging-about-their-feelings classic While We're Young is discussed, followed by an elderly-people themed Siqq Piqq. You owe us a soup!

Meet Sal Scummings! Alan Jackson returns to expose a Pizzagate style pedo ring! Hittin and Shittin some metal big boys. Al watches some terrible movies! Meet the billionaire that wants to put holograms on tour! Siqq Piqqs - GUEST STARS!

Cory discovers Yoga Tributes to your favorite bands. Albums that were disowned by their creators. Hittin and shittin some new bands. Is Ill Con a safe space for astrology? Sandman's Revenge begins with a disco basketball Al pick. Siqq Piqqs: PSYCHICS!

We recap the 2018 Sketchfest show. Spoiler: Al got drunk. Some news you can use, it's the Cruise News! We introduce a new segment called SANDMAN'S REVENGE! Carlos calls with the Butthole Report. We play the Encyclopedia Metallum game. Siqq Piqqs - Medical Scenes! Email us Illconradio@gmail.com