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With Utmost of Caution
March 29, 2013 10:00pm

 

Ask Dr Hal
With Utmost of Caution
An evening of excellent guests and technical glitches. Nothing new.

Chatroom History
March 29, 2013 10:00pm - 1:11am

Hermes Pentagistus: dear dr hal --- i suffer from spontaneous enlightenment but still cannot hear your radio poocast please fix your buttons and what's this 250 mb archives ? i aint gots time to download 250 mb ! I gots porn to watch ! (10:11pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: all better now switched browsert from firefox to seamonkey (10:20pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: but 250 mb for archives is suq -- puddling effigy shows is only 20 megabites -- (10:22pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: but your show is so... so ...how shall I putt it ...a birdie, knocked cuckoo by the golf ballocks of you sloppy hacks (10:24pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: In the Bowels of Christ, I Beseech Thee : Get a Script ! (10:26pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: Stop ignoring me dammit or I'll keep posting here till you answer with a reply or vice versa. You blustering blowhard buffoons don't fool me. (10:30pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: okay you asked for it. Im gonna do a denial of access phone-in plus chatboard boredom ( like this ) on your sorry ass station until you look at me ! see the attached photo. (10:34pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: that's right, mofo -- you gotsed it right. Im baaaddd ! Im a domesticated terror ! (10:37pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: i tooked your tv and used it for my art : i pulverized the tube and microwaved it 3x to purple behold gold (10:39pm)
e_yazel: oh, calm down (10:42pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: you seem incredulous. By the foreskin of Assad you are an imbecilic infidel, i shall use your throbbing body to quench the temper of my damascus steel blade, infidel puppy ! (10:43pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: hot damn these are some good bath salts ! me hungry now go hunt mexican (10:45pm)
e_yazel: the feed seems to have gone out (10:47pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: i i i warned you i would hack your sorry ass if you didnt pay attention to ME ! Im off my feed, now you're off your feed. HaHaHa ! I rule ! Sign Me, Anonymous (10:50pm)
e_yazel: technology today only appears to be serving certain people (10:50pm)
Professor Skidwell: Conjecture pstench. (10:51pm)
NYCFeedsGoneToo: wah wah wah (10:51pm)
e_yazel: you are taking credit for this,hermes? (10:51pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: Im sorry my megalomania got the betterof me for a moment. I'll restore the feed asap (10:51pm)
Professor Skidwell: Four oh four (10:52pm)
e_yazel: oh. well.. i' m certain we'd be grateful (10:52pm)
Professor Skidwell: All my threes are fours! (10:53pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: after you pay me $1000000 via paypal; askdrhal@laughingsquid.net (10:53pm)
e_yazel: well. i never. (10:55pm)
Professor Skidwell: WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! (10:56pm)
Emil Franchel: What?! (10:56pm)
e_yazel: you only hacked the feed because you don't support same gender marriage equalities. (10:57pm)
e_yazel: and his marimba allstars (10:58pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: you bloody primitives -- you could paste the show script on the chatboard so we can have sto play with while we're waiting for you pretard poseurs. (10:58pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: my kyebaord is lysdexic (10:58pm)
e_yazel: you're a raging animal (10:59pm)
Emil Franchel: If you have been radiotized by me before, please leave the chatbox... (10:59pm)
Emil Franchel: for eleven mins... (11:00pm)
e_yazel: hey i never did. man. (11:00pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: oh the inhumanity ! (11:00pm)
e_yazel: restore this sound feed with haste (11:01pm)
e_yazel: be a man. (11:02pm)
Professor Skidwell: Too late for love. (11:02pm)
e_yazel: yes, the death of love. (11:02pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: gotta stash this ipod -- the guard is coming round, gotta go, byebye (11:03pm)
Pirate Jenny: Dead air! (11:03pm)
e_yazel: farewell, annoying lunatic, may angels speed your flight (11:04pm)
e_yazel: well if it isn't pirate jenny (11:04pm)
Shindignation!: what is going on here haha? (11:05pm)
Emil Franchel: Well, seems the signal is down for now... (11:05pm)
Professor Skidwell: Who is Pirate Jenny? (11:05pm)
e_yazel: you mean to say you hear nothing? (11:05pm)
Emil Franchel: It is still on the FM air style thing.. (11:05pm)
Emil Franchel: but we not on the netwebs (11:05pm)
Emil Franchel: . (11:05pm)
Professor Skidwell: Flying blind. (11:05pm)
e_yazel: pirate jenny? my coy mistress. (11:06pm)
Emil Franchel: In a circle of a mile and a half..if you pick it up in the mission, you can hear it until Oakland (11:06pm)
Dr. Penny: I just got in from a long night. The live stream is dead for me, too. (11:07pm)
e_yazel: who says? (11:07pm)
NYCFeedsGoneToo: feedsbacknow (11:07pm)
Emil Franchel: back up again (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhh, the stream is back up!!!!! :) (11:08pm)
e_yazel: so it is. michael peppy must have tripped over a table. (11:08pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: i hear you in my dentures here in las vegas (11:08pm)
e_yazel: bernsrd hermannnn (11:09pm)
Professor Skidwell: The sound of the mission again caresses the desert air. (11:09pm)
Emil Franchel: Dessert Airs? (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: in lots of whipped cream with a cherry on top. (11:10pm)
Emil Franchel: Tom and Jerky stuupit. (11:12pm)
e_yazel: that wss great (11:12pm)
Professor Skidwell: Use an iPod in case of earworms, Dr. Hal. (11:13pm)
e_yazel: i dislike any sound from the new battlestar galactica (11:14pm)
Emil Franchel: Battle Creek star unlikes show. (11:14pm)
e_yazel: dialogue especially (11:14pm)
Hermes Pentagistus: Scriabin (11:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Michael Peppe!!!!!!!! WoooHoooooo!!!! (11:15pm)
Emil Franchel: Obliqise, of course (11:15pm)
e_yazel: the guy in midnight,s children gets esp from something up his nose (11:17pm)
e_yazel: he becomes psychic through an injury and freak accident (11:17pm)
Professor Skidwell: My the door is opened, if you become agree with me, therefore write me please. (11:20pm)
e_yazel: the poor brine shrimps (11:22pm)
e_yazel: arrest michael peppe now (11:23pm)
e_yazel: he owes a debt to society (11:25pm)
e_yazel: you call this a successful species?? (11:27pm)
Emil Franchel: You call this free? (11:29pm)
e_yazel: it is far from free. (11:30pm)
e_yazel: this. that is. (11:31pm)
e_yazel: whatta party animal hal is, huh? (11:35pm)
e_yazel: christ. (11:35pm)
e_yazel: stairway to heaven directed by michael powell (11:36pm)
e_yazel: and the other guy (11:37pm)
e_yazel: peeping tom is now lauded (11:38pm)
e_yazel: im sure peeping tom is eadily seen on the intertrons (11:39pm)
e_yazel: chrrbourg is good! (11:40pm)
e_yazel: catherine was in umbrellas (11:40pm)
Emil Franchel: M Peppe is corny all the way (11:41pm)
e_yazel: it was a fine movie (11:41pm)
e_yazel: read it instead (11:43pm)
e_yazel: read les miserables instead (11:43pm)
e_yazel: the music is annoying (11:44pm)
Emil Franchel: Frankie is annoying. (11:49pm)
e_yazel: petey the punk (11:50pm)
Professor Skidwell: How hard is it to get a decent mic on Dr. Hal? (12:10am)
Emil Franchel: Done. (12:12am)
Professor Skidwell: Better! (12:15am)
Professor Skidwell: Kitty is pleased. (12:17am)
e_yazel: i stepped away... didvt (12:22am)
e_yazel: did they lose something? (12:23am)
e_yazel: i ve read vellokovssky! (12:24am)
e_yazel: his vision id complex (12:25am)
e_yazel: emmanul vellovkovsky...he wasn't knowingly a fraud unlike these art bell guys (12:28am)
e_yazel: oh that call was such bullshit (12:41am)
e_yazel: even though it was me (12:41am)
Something is wrong: witht they mind murck (12:46am)
Something is wrong: with this cup' a Murchk (12:47am)
Something is wrong: with they mind selves (12:47am)
e_yazel: worlds in collision is simply speculating that enormous natural trsuma shaped our psychology. yhis was before raquel welch in dinofilms (12:48am)
e_yazel: writing weird books was all he had (12:49am)
e_yazel: natural events. it ain' such a bad book. too bad those academics didn' t understand. (12:52am)
EarthQuake: I Rule, Humee. (12:52am)
PupFish: I Win!!!! (12:54am)
e_yazel: you win. you are the answer tk pete's latest quiz (12:54am)
e_yazel: do you think the desert baked his very mind???? (12:55am)
e_yazel: and the watrrs parted from the waters (12:57am)
e_yazel: this is like pete is reading the bible (12:57am)
e_yazel: yeah read his gun piece and see those nasty people's comments (12:59am)
e_yazel: yeah marjorie (1:01am)


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