Automatic Writing has been known for years as a trance-induced "Spiritualist" phenomenon. But, how about Automatic Broadcasting? Eh? Got you there! No, really, our crew is often less than totally consccious as they stream out some of this material, heh, heh. A little-known area of the brain, Wellman's Auditory Association Area, located above and posterior to the lateral sulcus, is responsible. Reports of levitation, "spirit tapping," "goosing," "nerd-knocking" or "spirit spilling" are unequivocally apocryphal and nonsensical (except where photographed).

Chatroom History
May 17, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

DrPantzFunkley: Hooray (10:00pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this is what i wait all week for (10:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Ask Dr Hal and Hour of Slack - Pure genius...SuBGenius (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: did you just say intent (10:05pm)
DrPantzFunkley: are you reading this Dr Hal? (10:07pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Are you taking questions this evening? (10:07pm)
DrPantzFunkley: there are no answers... only choices (10:09pm)
DrPantzFunkley: just joshing... there's plenty of both (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: or some answers (10:11pm)
Dr. Penny: might be questioned (10:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: quite right (10:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: good evening good Dr (10:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I agree with Spy (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes indeed. Nothing compares with Hal. (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hooray for Rev Stang as MC (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I definitely need to get a reason to trek to San Fran and check out the show live (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: A caller! (10:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: man, what are these politics??? (10:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this thread? (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: Patrio-psychotic-anarcho-materialist (10:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i never got this chat box to work before (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: damn, that sounds rough (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i assume you are referring to this chicken juan person (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: pollo juan (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: =] (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: juan de pollo (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: And there's another lady: Karen Carpenter! (10:38pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this is a great show tonight (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that would be alcohol abuse (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hooray, chat stream surveillance (10:51pm)
Potesters: Love us, Duckter Hul! (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hah (10:52pm)
Hermes Monomegistus: porkwash (10:52pm)
Potesters: Potwash! (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how many wiener jokes does it take to be a party? (10:52pm)
Potesters: Bacon wrapped potwash! (10:53pm)
Potesters: 331/3 apu on u!! (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: good night for audio shennanigans (10:53pm)
Hermes Duomegistus: does the phone work ? (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: so far it has (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it was just that goldie fella (10:54pm)
Hermes Trismegistus: wamby pamby smarm is what it is (10:54pm)
Hermes Quadmegistus: I gots your eggs in my ovary (10:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the way to succeed or the way to suck eggs? (10:56pm)
Hermes Pentamegistus: you can suck my seeds -- it stimulates their germination (10:57pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what are these seeds you are talking about (10:57pm)
Hermes Heptamegistus: wisdom, my child, plus manure (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ahso (10:58pm)
Hermes Septamegistus: ahso.com -- asian poon porn (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is this a porn chat? (11:00pm)
Hermes Octamegistus: No, this is strictly platonic (11:00pm)
Porn: See? (11:00pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you just seem overly sexuated (11:01pm)
Hermes Nonamegistus: The turgidity is quite coincidental, due to excessive nitric oxide (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'd like to point out that no one in the chatbox is paying attention to the show. (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh yes (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am hearing about snake tales (11:03pm)
Porn: show what? (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i like aunt bertha's story about the rattler (11:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: NO2 is great stuff (11:03pm)
TAFKACB: TAFKACB (11:04pm)
Hermes Decamegistus: I can't hear you;ype louder please (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: can you get that in a cannister? (11:04pm)
Hermes Decamegistus: type louder please dammit (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: pay attention to me (11:04pm)
TAFKACB: The Artist Formerly Known As Copy"Bob" is here!!! Perhaps I should donate louder? (11:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: says the carpenter (11:04pm)
Hermes Decamegistus: I am The Show ; The Show am I. (11:05pm)
TAFKACB: Praise Doktor Hal (11:05pm)
skeleton: deprived, she was... (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: The ADHS thanks you for your contribution and honors your service (11:06pm)
Herpes Complexus: Thank you (11:08pm)
DrPantzFunkley: two fisted tales of Bob (11:09pm)
Herpes Complexus: 2 festering tails of bubonic plaue (11:10pm)
Herpes Complexus: plague (11:10pm)
Karen Carpenter: donation (11:10pm)
Karen Carpenter: send it to Pete Goldie (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what is this caller going on about (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: prank caller prank caller (11:11pm)
Bob Nelson: Get out of Frisco NOW ! A super-quake is imminent & I cannot guarantee your safetyThe gods are angry and I cannot placate them any longer. Go ! Go now ! (11:11pm)
DrPantzFunkley: maybe the caller is full o' crap (11:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the caller is talking (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what is he saying (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: do we even care (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: does he (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: money for what (11:14pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you have any good psychadelia to play in the background? (11:14pm)
Bob Nelson: This is your last warning: Leave San Francisco while you can ! The fury of Jehovah is about to be unleashed upon you pathetic sinners ! Repent ! Come to "Bob" ; he will protect you with his mighty Slack Shtup ! (11:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what about st louis (11:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: perhaps there are superstar sinners in san fran (11:16pm)
Bob Nelson: St Louis is kablooey -- the Madrid Your Fault Line will get you (11:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what about west virginia (11:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Elkins WV (11:17pm)
Bob Nelson: The East Coast is equally fornicated -- nuke plants & El Hiero ( Canary Isl.) (11:17pm)
Bob Nelson: SAVE US DOCTOR HAL ! (11:17pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how about the Yukon? (11:17pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yes, you can see that (11:18pm)
Bob Nelson: Yukon artists just talk, can't draw (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but that's how social networking works (11:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i think that's the network portion of that (11:19pm)
skeleton: won't save you now (11:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: well hal would have lots of that (11:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: he's an institution (11:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's your fellow subgenii (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: they are messing with you (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's probably Wei and Stang messing with you (11:20pm)
DrPantzFunkley: 6 degrees of separation from Hal (11:20pm)
Nobodyouwantoknow: 6 degrees of integration with Hal is ... a horrifying thought (11:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hahaha (11:21pm)
Nobodyouwantoknow: Im getting used to it... (11:22pm)
DrPantzFunkley: well this is some fine entertainment (11:22pm)
Nobodyouwantoknow: The horror ... the horror ... (11:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and the chatroom is a nice addition (11:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and the juicer peed out his butt (11:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: random lighter clicks for the win (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: there needs to be a b*ng there (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is this that movie thing (11:25pm)
DrPantzFunkley: profligate (11:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: angels vs devils (11:28pm)
vox populi: I protest your maudlin twaddle; In the bowels Christ, I beg of you, please get a script and a theme. (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, it is clean good fun (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: no script for me (11:34pm)
micturio: do i need a prescription for this show, or a proscription ? (11:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that sounds like a question for Hal (11:36pm)
micturio: never mind -- I'll just abuse it (11:36pm)
Lou Neebin: you be haha (11:37pm)
DrPantzFunkley: keep on with the boogie (11:37pm)
bubo: please don't interrupt me when Im typing a response (11:38pm)
bubo: RSVP (11:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: have you ever been experienced (11:39pm)
bubo: never (11:39pm)
bubo: never again (11:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yea, it's been quite some time (11:40pm)
bubo: plus bedbugs (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: the beluga foreskin --- if you're having sec (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: sex on it, you might have to peel yourself off. (11:41pm)
bubo: couched in vague terms (11:41pm)
bubo: that couch is covered with whale hymen (11:42pm)
bubo: just one (11:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what's at the bottom of the deep blue sea Dr Hal (11:42pm)
bubo: deep shit (11:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: mocha's dick (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: homosexual gang-rape (11:43pm)
bubo: moby dyke (11:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it was a random tail flip (11:44pm)
bubo: served him right (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you can pet them at the st louis zoo (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and feed them (11:44pm)
bubo: it was the perfect death for him (11:44pm)
bubo: and good riddance (11:45pm)
TAFKACB: mer? (11:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: agreed (11:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: jerry lewis is a fuck (11:45pm)
bubo: merde (11:45pm)
Dr. Penny: fucked to death after heavy petting (11:46pm)
bubo: J Lewis sux (11:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ugh, don't even mention his horrible name (11:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and his horrible art (11:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: as my now dead buddy with MD said, Fuck Jerry Lewis he ain't done shit for us (11:47pm)
stupit: Im Jerry Lewis and I resent your imputations. Fuque off (11:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, your impersonation is great (11:48pm)
stupit: stop mocking me -- Im a warm kind gentle fuque (11:49pm)
DrPantzFunkley: best jerry lewis shredding ever (11:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: "Why play it when we're all doing it?" (11:50pm)
stupit: please phone me : ( 911 ) 911-9119, extension 11 (11:50pm)
Karen Carpenter: (KrOB) (11:50pm)
DrPantzFunkley: amen (11:50pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you ripping lewis was way better than actually hearing that asshat do himself (11:51pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Pantz, if you hate JL so much why don't you marry him! Then you can make out and fuck him all you want. JL fucket!!!!! (11:51pm)
DrPantzFunkley: pass on that (11:51pm)
GeraldLewis: I want you -- be mine tonight (11:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's nauseating (11:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and that's even more nauseating (11:52pm)
what do you know really:: jerry lewis is not so bad. the nutty professor is a very interesting movie and celebrated by cinephiles (11:53pm)
what do you know really:: ms emerson ought to see that one. (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: DrPantz fuckpukes in Jerry Lewis (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am telling you, he's evil, the muscular dystrophy people know this (11:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what has the telethon done for them? (11:56pm)
what do you know really:: naw depends on who you talk to. and he was in scorcese's the king of comedy (11:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: well i was talking to ol larry johnson about the MD (11:57pm)
DrPantzFunkley: and that was his take on Mr lewis (11:57pm)
what do you know really:: he's elderly and it's hip.to trash the aged. (11:58pm)
me: it cured me of my muscular distopia -- now i dont mind being a wuss (11:58pm)
me: oh shut up and listen to the show (11:59pm)
me: ok (11:59pm)
what do you know really:: it's become chic to dump on all patriarchs now. a shame (11:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha toad urinated pillow case (11:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: toad trippers of the world unite (12:00am)
what do you know really:: whatevers drpantz (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: toad trippers - good tshirt (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: you could do some good t shirt art with that concept (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: maybe a name for a punk band (12:01am)
what do you know really:: last word maven huh? (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: this is a chat no? (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: i was chatting (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: nothing malicious (12:02am)
what do you know really:: go ahead take it (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: take what (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: i don't understand what's what here (12:02am)
what do you know really:: the last fucking word! please! (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: just hanging at the dr hal chat listening to the funniness (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: well, all the words are the last (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: what does it matter (12:03am)
DrPantzFunkley: and what gives you authority to control this chat (12:03am)
you: Im next -- please don't cut in line (12:03am)
DrPantzFunkley: queue jumpin (12:04am)
DrPantzFunkley: yee haw (12:04am)
what do you know really:: no yhat's your task, self appointed (12:04am)
you: haha I just edited your comment sucka (12:04am)
DrPantzFunkley: what him say (12:05am)
what do you know really:: maybe you can chase all of thr the audience away. (12:05am)
you: teehee I just deleted your comment (12:05am)
what do you know really:: whose (12:05am)
DrPantzFunkley: ok, i really don't understand (12:05am)
DrPantzFunkley: seriously, we are laughing about toads (12:06am)
DrPantzFunkley: and dr hal is dropping the toad science (12:06am)
you: you're a bunch of toadies (12:06am)
what do you know really:: we are all reassured that you're listening, pantz (12:07am)
DrPantzFunkley: i'll drink to that (12:07am)
you: present company excepted (12:07am)
DrPantzFunkley: i still don't quite understand what your beef was all about (12:07am)
you: where's the beef (12:08am)
DrPantzFunkley: between the buns (12:08am)
what do you know really:: nevrrmind (12:08am)
DrPantzFunkley: hey ooohhh (12:08am)
you: bufo toads --bufotenine -- not worth the bother -- you wont even remember it (12:10am)
you: you want an excellent psychedelic high w/o danger -- try salvia divinorum (12:10am)
Dr. Penny: Hopefully DrPantz isn't too old for orgozmotic radiation to affect them. (12:11am)
DrPantzFunkley: affect what? (12:11am)
DrPantzFunkley: orgone? (12:12am)
DrPantzFunkley: wilhelm reich stuff? (12:12am)
what do you know really:: hey everyone just do heroin why not anything goes (12:12am)
DrPantzFunkley: was it the bashing of jerry lewis that caused the feather ruffling in here (12:12am)
DrPantzFunkley: cuz i don't understand what it was that i said other than joking around about disdain for jerry lewis (12:12am)
you: please preenme (12:12am)
what do you know really:: drop it asshole (12:12am)
DrPantzFunkley: ouch, ok (12:12am)
you: nuke you (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: i guess that's the problem with this medium, you are reading what i am typing your voice, and not mine (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: i am friendly and cordial, i wasn't trying to hurt or shut anyone out (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: i was just having fun (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: listening to the show, working and chatting (12:13am)
you: me 2 (12:13am)
you: and Im not sorry (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: hah (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: hear hear (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: or is that here here (12:14am)
you: so fuck off anyway just for fun (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: i never knew (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: where does here here or hear hear come from dr hal (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: can you answer that one (12:14am)
you: parliament (12:14am)
DrPantzFunkley: funkadelic (12:15am)
you: haha you funny (12:15am)
DrPantzFunkley: so it's hear hear, like listen up (12:15am)
DrPantzFunkley: i love the p-funk (12:15am)
you: it means hooray (12:15am)
DrPantzFunkley: gotta get up with the get down (12:15am)
Jesus: you're all going to sheol (12:16am)
DrPantzFunkley: is that outside of detroit? (12:16am)
Jesus: it's kike : means hell in english (12:17am)
DrPantzFunkley: well hell, hell is for children (12:18am)
Jesus: of satan (12:18am)
Bibi Netanyahu: we're going to nuke all you anti-semites (12:20am)
Bibi Netanyahu: our fallout will find you whereever you're hiding (12:21am)
Pres. Ahmenijihad: come and get us nigga (12:21am)
Barky the darky: peace out or I'll invade you (12:24am)
Anti-Bertha: you bad boys are all going to hell (12:25am)
Karen Carpenter: mouse poker (12:35am)
Karen Carpenter: Thank you for returning Sarah unmolested. (12:37am)