Dr. Hal left a note:

"I'm departing for the Lost Coast. Farewell"

... opening an opportunity for "Mr. Merriwether and Cretaceous Breakfast Monsters", the reclusive Ask Dr. Hal cover band, to play their hits and misses. Stay tuned to the end of the show for important information about the upcoming tour!

Chatroom History
June 7, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: be over soon as my wife stumbles home from her crew (10:05pm)
Professor Skidwell: Donde están los Doktor Hal? (10:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: Dr Hal has traveled to the Lost Coast (10:07pm)
michaelpeppe@gmail.com: Wh-wh-wh-what IS this place??? (11:01pm)
Rod Johnson: Did I get any calls? (11:02pm)
Rod Johnson: I'm expecting a call from a Mr. Schmidlap. (11:03pm)
Rod Johnson: Did you smell that? (11:04pm)
Rod Johnson: Ahhh, Old Chub!! (11:06pm)
Mocha Daffy: My Beloved Childrens, Greetings from Paradise. I bring a message from the Divine. Leave San Francisco NOW NOW NOW mighty earthquake will strike in 15 minutes ! RUN AWAY ! Go NOW ! (11:11pm)
Mocha Daffy: LEAVE DEPART EXIT GO AWAY DEPART BEGONE (11:12pm)
Rod Johnson: DAMN!! Real feces and urine! (11:12pm)
Rod Johnson: I am always suspicious of guys named Lonnie (11:12pm)
Rod Johnson: If the show is good hamburger, the callers are hamburger helper (11:13pm)
Rod Johnson: San francisco COCKSUCKA!! (11:14pm)
Charlieyoyo: I sure could go for some hot dog helper (11:15pm)
Mocha Daffy: YOU alone are to blame if you not heed this gracious warning from the Divine ! SAN FRANCISCO NOW ! GO ! DRIVE AWAY AAS FAST AS YOU CAN ! DON'T WALK. DO NOT GO BART (11:15pm)
Mocha Daffy: HURRY HURRY ONLY A FEW MINUTES AWAY NOW! (11:15pm)
Rod Johnson: I'M HURRYING AS FAST AS I CAN!! (11:16pm)
Mocha Daffy: BIG EARTHQUAKE COMING I HAVE SENT A LIMOSINE TO TAKE YOU TO SAFETY (11:16pm)
Rod Johnson: THANKS! I'll get the kids ready! (11:16pm)
Rod Johnson: That's a relief! (11:17pm)
Mocha Daffy: I HAVE A SUBMARINE FOR YOU AT PIER 1 (11:17pm)
Charlieyoyo: Answer that phone, would ya please (11:17pm)
Rod Johnson: My usual karaoke bar that I am used to sharing with groovy froods was tonight infested with hockey fans and other assorted douchebags. I felt like I was about to tweak, but praze "Bob", they left just before that happened. (11:17pm)
Rod Johnson: Go tell a hobo how much you love camping. (11:18pm)
Rod Johnson: Remember, if you don't use protection, you're taking a dump with everyone that toilet has taken a dump with. (11:19pm)
Rod Johnson: Making massive arm farts now! (11:19pm)
Rod Johnson: Just shit so hard the toilet flushed itself without the automatic flusher (11:19pm)
Rod Johnson: I would end world hunger by putting Hungary right next to Turkey. (11:20pm)
Charlieyoyo: I like hate, and I hate everything else. (11:20pm)
Rod Johnson: *leans back and picks up legs to light a fart* (11:21pm)
Rod Johnson: No chick has ever said "I'm gonna blow you 'cause your desktop wallpaper is awesome!" (11:22pm)
Rod Johnson: What station is this? (11:22pm)
Charlieyoyo: The gas station (11:22pm)
Rod Johnson: Is Dr. Hal ever coming on? (11:22pm)
Charlieyoyo: This is Dr. Halburger Helper (11:23pm)
Rod Johnson: Is he a real human? (11:23pm)
Charlieyoyo: he's a reel to reel human (11:23pm)
Rod Johnson: FUCK YOU, PAM! THOSE WEREN'T MY PANTS! (11:24pm)
Moomy Schmoo Me: you "sound" like my kind of Show... so ... let's get together and cannibalize a homo hobo illegal immigrant for auld lang syne (11:24pm)
Rod Johnson: t's so easy to take a shit in PetSmart and blame it on a dog that it's lost its fun. (11:25pm)
Moomy Schmoo Me: or we can do vegan (11:25pm)
Rod Johnson: I would do a vegan. (11:26pm)
Rod Johnson: Why does the cat shit in my shoes? (11:28pm)
Charlieyoyo: I have a question . . . . . if . . .iff . . . ifff uhhhhhhhhh . .. . Tarzan and Batman got in a fight, who would win? (11:28pm)
Rod Johnson: yeah, that's good! (11:28pm)
Rod Johnson: who would win?? Hey YOU GUYS!!!!! (11:28pm)
Charlieyoyo: And, they are fighting in a bathtub filled with FFB antidote ? (11:29pm)
Rod Johnson: you'd have to make sure Cheetah and Robin were both subdued before the match (11:29pm)
Rod Johnson: DAMN YOU!!! (fist thrust in the air) (11:30pm)
Rod Johnson: Finish all your food and still ask for a To-Go box and blow the waiter's mind. (11:31pm)
Charlieyoyo: Last Thursday . . . I was stading casually outside of this dinky little Off B'way Theater, just standing there . . . . (11:31pm)
Charlieyoyo: And this chubby little chode comes out of the front door and says to me, (11:31pm)
Charlieyoyo: "you can't come in, it's sold out" (11:31pm)
Charlieyoyo: I laughed in his face . . . "what makes you think I wanted to come in? (11:32pm)
Rod Johnson: I ate the napkin (11:32pm)
Rod Johnson: Rod Johnson is my church name (11:32pm)
Rod Johnson: Why buy the cow when I could milk myself? (11:34pm)
Charlieyoyo: Wow, Dr. Hal sounds like shit tonight . . . wha happen? (11:35pm)
Alan Benard: Proof! That I'm up too late. Greetings from Flyover Land. (11:35pm)
Rod Johnson: Dr Hal passed out and his underlings have taken over (11:35pm)
Alan Benard: This is what real dinosaurs sound like. (11:36pm)
Rod Johnson: the second tier group (11:36pm)
Alan Benard: Feathered ones. (11:36pm)
Rod Johnson: I am proof that Yetis had sex with aliens (11:37pm)
Alan Benard: Feathered aliens. (11:37pm)
Rod Johnson: Seeing how many bow ties you can fit on a giraffe would be an awesome job. (11:37pm)
Rod Johnson: Throw ketchup on some toast. Then sprinkle some cheese and pieces of ham on it and BAM! You've made the saddest pizza in the world! (11:38pm)
Charlieyoyo: This show sounds almost like that other crummy show on KPFA . . . wha happen? (11:38pm)
Rod Johnson: It's too bad that Dr Drummond isn't there to rescue it (11:38pm)
Rod Johnson: but he's sitting on his ass playing video games and drinking beer (11:39pm)
Charlieyoyo: I was just about to say, the only thing missing is that awesome Dr. Philo (11:39pm)
Rod Johnson: he is definitely awesome! and soooo sexy!! (11:39pm)
Alan Benard: I should have logged in as Missing Listener. (11:39pm)
Missing Listener: Ta da! (11:40pm)
Charlieyoyo: There you are (11:40pm)
Missing Listener: Is this the crummy show? I heard it was crummy. (11:40pm)
Rod Johnson: Masturbating is so easy, I can do it with my eyes closed. (11:40pm)
Charlieyoyo: You know, they say you can't polish a turd, but I bet no one has tried it yet. (11:41pm)
Charlieyoyo: So maybe actually you can (11:41pm)
Missing Listener: All is possible with Sham Wow. (11:41pm)
Rod Johnson: This show is almost too good to listen to. (11:42pm)
Charlieyoyo: It may still be a turd, but now it's all shiny. (11:42pm)
Rod Johnson: If only Philo was there (11:43pm)
Charlieyoyo: Yeah, then they could all talk about that one time (11:43pm)
Missing Listener: At the same time. (11:43pm)
Missing Listener: And after the Marvel and Star Trek records ones, how about a mashup of film strip records? BEEP! (11:45pm)
Rod Johnson: If your girlfriend caught you checking out another woman? Just turn to her and tell her that you are SO happy that she doesn't dress like that. (11:45pm)
Missing Listener: Damn, is this my church name? After all this time? (11:46pm)
Rod Johnson: Putting on my pants < pudding on my pants (11:47pm)
Missing Listener: Putin in my mants (11:47pm)
Rod Johnson: My last fart sounded like Bane whispering "biscuits." (11:47pm)
Charlieyoyo: Can you name a food that everyone likes? (11:48pm)
Rod Johnson: yes (11:48pm)
Missing Listener: Giraffe. (11:48pm)
Charlieyoyo: There's always one party pooper out there who says "oh, I hate that" (11:48pm)
Rod Johnson: I like baby giraffe. (11:49pm)
Charlieyoyo: . . . oh I hate baby giraffe (11:49pm)
Missing Listener: I can hear those bacon hotdogs sizzling. (11:49pm)
Missing Listener: Giraffe hotdogs. (11:50pm)
Missing Listener: Why is Michael Peppe talking about vagina? (11:53pm)
Found Caller: Fuck Nichael Penne (11:54pm)
Rod Johnson: Mucous Pupae? (11:55pm)
Rod Johnson: Deep Butt! (11:56pm)
Missing Listener: Eisenhower... a food that everyone likes. (11:56pm)
Rod Johnson: "That's off the hook!" - shitty fisherman. (11:56pm)
Rod Johnson: Is my crack showing? (11:57pm)
Indifferrent Knower: Grack Loose In Town! (11:58pm)
Rod Johnson: Never trust a beggar that wants you to put the change into his pocket for him (11:59pm)
Rod Johnson: Henceforth, I will not start a sentence with "from now on." (12:00am)
Lissing Mistener: Station ID time. (12:00am)
Lissing Mistener: It really is the Ask Dr. Hal show, You're ID-ing the station six times in five minutes. (12:02am)
Rod Johnson: I've done some of my best work here for you guys. (12:05am)
Rod Johnson: I made that bitch some meringue...bitches love meringue (12:06am)
Rod Johnson: FROP HARD!! (12:07am)
Rod Johnson: I kinda like Amanda Bynes now that she's crazy. (12:08am)
Missing Listener: Back ... had to change the tank on the C-PAP (12:09am)
Missing Listener: Damn, you almost hit the post on that one. Top 40! (12:18am)
Charlieyoyo: isn't it time for that cool jazz show to start? (12:19am)
Rod Johnson: I'm going face first into the turnbuckle. (12:24am)
Missing Listener: Dr. Hang Up (12:26am)
Dr. Hang Up: It was a terrible question. But it was a question. (12:27am)
Indifferrent Knower: Questioning the relevence now (12:32am)
Dr. Hang Up: Read me, Dr. Memory. (12:34am)
Dr. Hang Up: If you play Deacon Blues, I'll call in an kill myself life (12:36am)
Dr. Hang Up: live (12:36am)
Helium: Who am I going to date at 3:40 a.m.? (12:40am)
Helium: The music is lovely but Dr. Hal sounds like two old guys complaining. (12:49am)
Helium: Girl Navi! (12:59am)