starring Dr. Hal !
Last Week's Podcast I Forgot To Post
August 9, 2013 10:00pm
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Chatroom History
August 9, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: hip hip hooray (10:01pm)
A B: Bonsoir, Dr. Hal! (10:18pm)
A B: Yeah, poetry! Yeah, Prufrock! (10:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/11TfVlv (10:30pm)
A B: Nice. (10:38pm)
A B: I think they're all bozos on this bust. (10:41pm)
A B: Play some music, drag a mic over to the party and find the booze! (10:44pm)
A B: Even if it for only two days, I shall also wreck my back and poo in the turdis. I shall attend. (10:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: the mainstream & popup players for radio valencia totally suck. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hermes Nanomegistus (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I was born w/o a foreskin or hymen. Can you explain this away for me ? I offer you my virginity in either case. (10:58pm)
A B: Jaime was born without a 4chan? (10:58pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If I eat my fingernails and hair clippings, am I a cannibal, or merely autophagous ? (10:59pm)
A B: I refuse to discuss religion. (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: I am Mythos, not Religio (11:00pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Dr Hal : The Living Stuff of Legends (11:01pm)
A B: On this philosophy we can agree. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: It is a curious fact that of that class of raconteurs to which Dr Hal belongs, that he is a SubGenius. His fantastical mendacity remains the classical example of absurdio ad nauseum. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: test (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The adaptability of such a species of composition to local and topical uses might well be considered prejudicial to its chances of obtaining a permanent place in literal reality. Yet he endures, albeit under suspect circumstances. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His notoriety is universal, his character proverbial, and his name as familiar as that of William Shakespeare, to other Subgenii at least. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Condemned by the learned as worthless, he has nonetheless achieved universal fame and artistic immortality. Indeed, his biographical historicality possesses a generic interest apart from whatever of obscurity or of curiosity it may have to recommend it. Amen. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His is a satirical production calculated to throw ridicule on the bold assertions of some parliamentary declaimers. (11:03pm)
A B: Someone needs to start collecting his art and publishing it. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If rant may be best foiled at its own weapons, the good Dr Hal's design is not ill-founded; for the marvellous has never been carried to a more whimsical and ludicrous extent. This substantial if peculiar merit can hardly be denied. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Many people have entertained erroneous notions as to his authority and genesis, which they have circulated with complete assurance; but they have not felt it incumbent upon themselves to support their views with any perspicacity, merely for the purpose of burlesquing his unfairly treated work. (11:04pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The erratic erotic character of his perfunctory philosophic peregrinations may be said, with perfect impartiality, to be distingauishing feature of the style of patois that he propagates. (11:05pm)
A B: You got a real purty mouth. (11:05pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His chequered career offers a chapter in biography which has quite as many points of singularity. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His avocation for polite letters ( which were afterwards so successfully ransacked and palgiarized by Ezra Pound ) has, of course, been abundantly justified by later investigations. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And herewith, enough will have been said to make manifest his very remarkable and somewhat prolix versatility. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His impudence relieves us of any difficulty in resolving the question, to whom (if any one) does he owe the original conception of his character, whose fame is now so universal, albeit so embellished with palpably extravagant lies as to crack with a humour that was all its own. (11:07pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The trademark praxis of Dr Hal has been a sovereign specific against bores and all other kinds of serious or irrelevant people, while it naturally endears him to the friends of whom he has no small number. (11:08pm)
A B: I didn't know Stang played vibes. (11:08pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a wet manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his misadventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might have been expected to happen to a man of so much experience. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: In short, so strangely entertaining are both the manner and matter of his narratives, that "Halisms" have become a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The result is a curious medley, which testifies clearly to learning and wit, and also to the turning over of musty old books of facetiæ written in execrable Latin: (11:10pm)
A B: Living in a tent in a downpour is my idea of Hell on Earth. (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Get a Hennessy Expedition Hammock -- the best (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: De Insigni Mendacio. Faber clavicularius quem superius fabrum mendaciorum dixi, narravit se tempore belli, credens suos se subsecuturos equitando ad cujusdam oppidi portas penetrasse: (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: et cum ad portas venisset cataractam turre demissam, equum suum post ephippium discidisse, dimidiatumque reliquisse, atque se media parte equi ad forum usque oppidi equitasse, et caedem non modicam peregisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Sed cum retrocedere vellet multitudine hostium obrutus, tum demum equum cecidisse seque captum fuisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Amen (11:11pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/15WDc6S (11:11pm)
A B: This is relavant to my interests. (11:12pm)
Myriam Webster: relevant, you twit (11:13pm)
A B: I actually uncorrected that. Huh. (11:13pm)
Dianne Feinstein: Welcome to San Francisco, Ivan Stang. Now go home, (11:15pm)
Dianne Feinstein: We don't need your kind here. SF is kooky enuf (11:16pm)
Harvey Milk: Moo... I've reincarnated as a cow... Somebody Milk me, please (11:17pm)
A B: Au revoir. . . I must lie down and retact my fangs until morning. (11:20pm)
Billy Shakespier: " Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard buffoon, a boffin who doesn't know Omega from Jod, nor a Phoneme from a Meme. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: The charlatan poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: His performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue, a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: His oration is saturated with perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity, yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid... (11:25pm)
James Dean: I despond of the needful order of things -- it perturbs my passions. The bent of nature is a thorn in my reasoning. I die for The Show (11:26pm)
Michael Hastings: Am I still dead ? (11:41pm)
Michael Hastings: Wha' happened ? I heard a big boom... (11:41pm)
Ivana Trump-Stang: I want a divorce, dahling (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: lll (11:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: here is a fresh chat, Hal (12:27am)
DrPantzFunkley: hi (12:30am)
Chatroom History
August 9, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: hip hip hooray (10:01pm)
A B: Bonsoir, Dr. Hal! (10:18pm)
A B: Yeah, poetry! Yeah, Prufrock! (10:29pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/11TfVlv (10:30pm)
A B: Nice. (10:38pm)
A B: I think they're all bozos on this bust. (10:41pm)
A B: Play some music, drag a mic over to the party and find the booze! (10:44pm)
A B: Even if it for only two days, I shall also wreck my back and poo in the turdis. I shall attend. (10:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: the mainstream & popup players for radio valencia totally suck. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Hermes Nanomegistus (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I was born w/o a foreskin or hymen. Can you explain this away for me ? I offer you my virginity in either case. (10:58pm)
A B: Jaime was born without a 4chan? (10:58pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If I eat my fingernails and hair clippings, am I a cannibal, or merely autophagous ? (10:59pm)
A B: I refuse to discuss religion. (10:59pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: I am Mythos, not Religio (11:00pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Dr Hal : The Living Stuff of Legends (11:01pm)
A B: On this philosophy we can agree. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: It is a curious fact that of that class of raconteurs to which Dr Hal belongs, that he is a SubGenius. His fantastical mendacity remains the classical example of absurdio ad nauseum. (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: test (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The adaptability of such a species of composition to local and topical uses might well be considered prejudicial to its chances of obtaining a permanent place in literal reality. Yet he endures, albeit under suspect circumstances. (11:01pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His notoriety is universal, his character proverbial, and his name as familiar as that of William Shakespeare, to other Subgenii at least. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Condemned by the learned as worthless, he has nonetheless achieved universal fame and artistic immortality. Indeed, his biographical historicality possesses a generic interest apart from whatever of obscurity or of curiosity it may have to recommend it. Amen. (11:02pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His is a satirical production calculated to throw ridicule on the bold assertions of some parliamentary declaimers. (11:03pm)
A B: Someone needs to start collecting his art and publishing it. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: If rant may be best foiled at its own weapons, the good Dr Hal's design is not ill-founded; for the marvellous has never been carried to a more whimsical and ludicrous extent. This substantial if peculiar merit can hardly be denied. (11:03pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Many people have entertained erroneous notions as to his authority and genesis, which they have circulated with complete assurance; but they have not felt it incumbent upon themselves to support their views with any perspicacity, merely for the purpose of burlesquing his unfairly treated work. (11:04pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The erratic erotic character of his perfunctory philosophic peregrinations may be said, with perfect impartiality, to be distingauishing feature of the style of patois that he propagates. (11:05pm)
A B: You got a real purty mouth. (11:05pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His chequered career offers a chapter in biography which has quite as many points of singularity. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His avocation for polite letters ( which were afterwards so successfully ransacked and palgiarized by Ezra Pound ) has, of course, been abundantly justified by later investigations. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: And herewith, enough will have been said to make manifest his very remarkable and somewhat prolix versatility. (11:06pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: His impudence relieves us of any difficulty in resolving the question, to whom (if any one) does he owe the original conception of his character, whose fame is now so universal, albeit so embellished with palpably extravagant lies as to crack with a humour that was all its own. (11:07pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The trademark praxis of Dr Hal has been a sovereign specific against bores and all other kinds of serious or irrelevant people, while it naturally endears him to the friends of whom he has no small number. (11:08pm)
A B: I didn't know Stang played vibes. (11:08pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a wet manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his misadventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might have been expected to happen to a man of so much experience. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: In short, so strangely entertaining are both the manner and matter of his narratives, that "Halisms" have become a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (11:09pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: The result is a curious medley, which testifies clearly to learning and wit, and also to the turning over of musty old books of facetiæ written in execrable Latin: (11:10pm)
A B: Living in a tent in a downpour is my idea of Hell on Earth. (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Get a Hennessy Expedition Hammock -- the best (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: De Insigni Mendacio. Faber clavicularius quem superius fabrum mendaciorum dixi, narravit se tempore belli, credens suos se subsecuturos equitando ad cujusdam oppidi portas penetrasse: (11:10pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: et cum ad portas venisset cataractam turre demissam, equum suum post ephippium discidisse, dimidiatumque reliquisse, atque se media parte equi ad forum usque oppidi equitasse, et caedem non modicam peregisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Sed cum retrocedere vellet multitudine hostium obrutus, tum demum equum cecidisse seque captum fuisse. (11:11pm)
Hermes Nanomegistus: Amen (11:11pm)
A B: http://bit.ly/15WDc6S (11:11pm)
A B: This is relavant to my interests. (11:12pm)
Myriam Webster: relevant, you twit (11:13pm)
A B: I actually uncorrected that. Huh. (11:13pm)
Dianne Feinstein: Welcome to San Francisco, Ivan Stang. Now go home, (11:15pm)
Dianne Feinstein: We don't need your kind here. SF is kooky enuf (11:16pm)
Harvey Milk: Moo... I've reincarnated as a cow... Somebody Milk me, please (11:17pm)
A B: Au revoir. . . I must lie down and retact my fangs until morning. (11:20pm)
Billy Shakespier: " Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard buffoon, a boffin who doesn't know Omega from Jod, nor a Phoneme from a Meme. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: The charlatan poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. (11:23pm)
Billy Shakespier: His performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue, a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: His oration is saturated with perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). (11:24pm)
Billy Shakespier: It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity, yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid... (11:25pm)
James Dean: I despond of the needful order of things -- it perturbs my passions. The bent of nature is a thorn in my reasoning. I die for The Show (11:26pm)
Michael Hastings: Am I still dead ? (11:41pm)
Michael Hastings: Wha' happened ? I heard a big boom... (11:41pm)
Ivana Trump-Stang: I want a divorce, dahling (11:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: lll (11:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: here is a fresh chat, Hal (12:27am)
DrPantzFunkley: hi (12:30am)
