starring Dr. Hal !
Dr. Hal vs. Dr. Hal
November 8, 2013 10:00pm
A radio show done by Dr. Hal, featuring Dr. Hal. There were no survivors.
Chatroom History
November 8, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: "A circular firing squad." (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Sigh... Another show, another dolorous symphony of failed attempts to joculate my existential ennui -- more inept skulldung writ large on a backdrop of post-futuristic tranquility, so serene as to anchor my chaos in comfortable comport under a steaming pile of communal compost on a derelict garbage scow, now run aground here in Sludge Bay. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: derelict garbage scow, now run aground here in Sludge Bay. (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The resultant loss of illegitimacy bothers me no end in very undesirable directions, but no matter, and to no avail. Please pardon my optimistic fatalism. I know this because I am part of the problematic solution. (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SubGenii such as I try things like this because we are all, as it were, Trayvon, freshly commodified juvenile narcissists with untenable collective modalities, being stalked by paranoid pocho-mulatto inbreds with tangled telomeres -- not a tenable tendency in this eternity. (11:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal RObins is a unique blend of fabulous incompetence, pseudo-narcissism, and murderously cosmic egolessness, and odd in the extreme to boot, complete with flashing neon lights, fanfares, timpani, trapeze artists, searchlights, all proclaiming %u201CHere I am! I%u2019m forging your joy with impudent impunity ! (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: all proclaiming "Here I am ! I'm forging your joy with impudent impunity ! (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal promotes a greater harmony of science and hedonistic spirituality in a generous melange of political aimlessness and interfaith schmoozing, awash in the style of Zen-Bahai tradition. (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: But separation from this Show is eventually inevitable, and brings with it a burgeoning of burning grief and noisome sores, blistering buboes of periodontal plague, beloved of children without toothbrushes or fluoridated candy. (11:29pm)
Dr. Penny: Here come the cats now, roller skating down the street. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Listening to Dr Hal, we are resurrected in a world illumined with everlasting solace and succor. Therefore, lament not, for thou shalt find perpetual Show in the Ccean of Pee-Love, aborted again in the eternal death culture of calamitious concurrency, enow and forever, amen. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click Here To Read More : THE PALTRY MISSING $ 9000000000000 from the " Ask Dr Hal " donation account at PayPal. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Let's take a look at DrHalCare without the party politics. When it comes to the Affordable Joke Act, AKA DrHalcare, a large percentage of the public is completely misinformed about what the law actually entails. (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is possible to read the law from an interior, psychological perspective: Rather than just a call to reaction, it's about the psychological process of coming to terms with Dr Hal, by allowing oneself to feel the overwhelming anger that is the natural response. (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: When it comes to the Affordable Joke Act, AKA DrHalcare, once one has faced the facts, overcome fear, and come to terms with one's own righteous anger, THEN it's time for revulsion. (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: "Where two or more are gathered in Bob's name...." (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: In its evolution from hypothesis to dogma, "Ask Dr Hal" demonstrates social engineering in its most tawdry superficiality. (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal is a blatant attempt at post-crisis observation of management responsivity, writ large with spray paint. (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The message is simplistic, even stark in its implicit skimpiness of detail. (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Controversy swirls like a tornado around the post-reality opportunism being exploited by eventual beneficiaries who remain anonymous at this writing. (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: First responders to the tragedy of the Show commons, the alleged callers who telephone their pathetic queries to Dr Hal, can be traced back to their ancestral origins. (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The earliest Twitter tweets about Dr Hal are time-stamped at 8 a.m., many hours before the crisis was folded in the laundromat downstairs from Radio Valencia. (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Sexual orientation is not a term used in the diagnostic criteria for podiatric examination of the impatient patients at the Dr Hal Clinic. (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is, however, asked all too often by the good Doctor Hal himself as he poses the question in private with regard to the privy parts located upleg from the Achilles Heel. (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Therefore, We should support continued efforts to develop treatments for those with podiophilic disorder with the goal of preventing future acts of lost sock abuse, the which seems to a peculiar penchant of the dear Doctor. (11:43pm)
Addlepate: During his stay at the Bal Loks Ashram in Skro Tumh, India ( 1965-1977 ), Dr Hal learned to predict the future from examination of testicles. Here is what he learned : (11:45pm)
Addlepate: The man who has only one testicle does not have a long life span. If both the testicles are not of a similar size and shape, then such a man has a lively and unstable nature. (11:45pm)
Addlepate: If the testicles are long and slant straight downwards, then the man lives for a hundred years. If the testicles slant towards the left, this person has no difficulty in fathering children. (11:45pm)
Addlepate: If the testicles are continuously in a contracted state; such a man lives in poverty. If the testicles are big, like a horse, then the person has love affairs and relations with beautiful women. Small testicles indicate a short life span. (11:46pm)
Addlepate: While a resident intern at the Long Wang Monastery in Lhasa, Tibet ( 1972-1967 ), Dr Hal was trained to predict the future from the smell and color of Semen and the flow of Urine. (11:47pm)
Addlepate: Both these Tantras of course predict the future of men only. Here now gives some of the methods used for the interest of readers. If the semen smells like scented flowers then, the person become very powerful, like a king. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If it smells like fish, then this person has more daughters. If smelling like meat, then he is a selfish, self centered and calculating man. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If the semen smells like alcohol, then the person is a philanthropist and has a most generous and giving nature. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If the color of the semen is misty or cloudy, then such a person has a sad and melancholy nature. If the color is like pure milk, then this person gains power and authority. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: As for Urine -- If the urine falls to the right, then it indicates power. If it falls in a scattered stream, then such a man is poor. If the urine flows like a wave, then such a person has beautiful children. (11:49pm)
Mayor Weiner: Click Here to View Dr Hal s Vintage Porn Collection ( PART 69 ) Featuring Amateur Brown Hair Brunette Babesin Bathroom Bondage... Drunk In-car Celebrity Domination... Outdoor Facial Lingerie Fetish Glamour... Chubby Mature Legs Massage ... Oiled Highheel Schoolgirl Tattoos ... Public Gym Groupgrope ... and Much Much More ! (11:50pm)
Mayor Weiner: Public Gym Groupgrope ... and Much Much More ! Click Here Now (11:51pm)
Dr Hal: I click here now. (12:11am)
Grok: I, you. (12:12am)
Antipadies: Grok, you warm I. (12:14am)
e_yazel: Perhaps Hal is trying thinking of a pantograph as the pole coming up from an electric trolley? (12:24am)
e_yazel: I mean, perhaps this is what he is trying to think of. (12:25am)
Antipadies: or Pantalone as the clown backing up the humours (12:25am)
e_yazel: PANTOGRAPH (12:26am)
e_yazel: it was invented here in the Bay Area (12:27am)
Chatroom History
November 8, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: "A circular firing squad." (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Sigh... Another show, another dolorous symphony of failed attempts to joculate my existential ennui -- more inept skulldung writ large on a backdrop of post-futuristic tranquility, so serene as to anchor my chaos in comfortable comport under a steaming pile of communal compost on a derelict garbage scow, now run aground here in Sludge Bay. (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: derelict garbage scow, now run aground here in Sludge Bay. (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The resultant loss of illegitimacy bothers me no end in very undesirable directions, but no matter, and to no avail. Please pardon my optimistic fatalism. I know this because I am part of the problematic solution. (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: SubGenii such as I try things like this because we are all, as it were, Trayvon, freshly commodified juvenile narcissists with untenable collective modalities, being stalked by paranoid pocho-mulatto inbreds with tangled telomeres -- not a tenable tendency in this eternity. (11:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal RObins is a unique blend of fabulous incompetence, pseudo-narcissism, and murderously cosmic egolessness, and odd in the extreme to boot, complete with flashing neon lights, fanfares, timpani, trapeze artists, searchlights, all proclaiming %u201CHere I am! I%u2019m forging your joy with impudent impunity ! (11:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: all proclaiming "Here I am ! I'm forging your joy with impudent impunity ! (11:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal promotes a greater harmony of science and hedonistic spirituality in a generous melange of political aimlessness and interfaith schmoozing, awash in the style of Zen-Bahai tradition. (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: But separation from this Show is eventually inevitable, and brings with it a burgeoning of burning grief and noisome sores, blistering buboes of periodontal plague, beloved of children without toothbrushes or fluoridated candy. (11:29pm)
Dr. Penny: Here come the cats now, roller skating down the street. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Listening to Dr Hal, we are resurrected in a world illumined with everlasting solace and succor. Therefore, lament not, for thou shalt find perpetual Show in the Ccean of Pee-Love, aborted again in the eternal death culture of calamitious concurrency, enow and forever, amen. (11:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Click Here To Read More : THE PALTRY MISSING $ 9000000000000 from the " Ask Dr Hal " donation account at PayPal. (11:32pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Let's take a look at DrHalCare without the party politics. When it comes to the Affordable Joke Act, AKA DrHalcare, a large percentage of the public is completely misinformed about what the law actually entails. (11:35pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is possible to read the law from an interior, psychological perspective: Rather than just a call to reaction, it's about the psychological process of coming to terms with Dr Hal, by allowing oneself to feel the overwhelming anger that is the natural response. (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: When it comes to the Affordable Joke Act, AKA DrHalcare, once one has faced the facts, overcome fear, and come to terms with one's own righteous anger, THEN it's time for revulsion. (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: "Where two or more are gathered in Bob's name...." (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: In its evolution from hypothesis to dogma, "Ask Dr Hal" demonstrates social engineering in its most tawdry superficiality. (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Ask Dr Hal is a blatant attempt at post-crisis observation of management responsivity, writ large with spray paint. (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The message is simplistic, even stark in its implicit skimpiness of detail. (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Controversy swirls like a tornado around the post-reality opportunism being exploited by eventual beneficiaries who remain anonymous at this writing. (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: First responders to the tragedy of the Show commons, the alleged callers who telephone their pathetic queries to Dr Hal, can be traced back to their ancestral origins. (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The earliest Twitter tweets about Dr Hal are time-stamped at 8 a.m., many hours before the crisis was folded in the laundromat downstairs from Radio Valencia. (11:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Sexual orientation is not a term used in the diagnostic criteria for podiatric examination of the impatient patients at the Dr Hal Clinic. (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is, however, asked all too often by the good Doctor Hal himself as he poses the question in private with regard to the privy parts located upleg from the Achilles Heel. (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Therefore, We should support continued efforts to develop treatments for those with podiophilic disorder with the goal of preventing future acts of lost sock abuse, the which seems to a peculiar penchant of the dear Doctor. (11:43pm)
Addlepate: During his stay at the Bal Loks Ashram in Skro Tumh, India ( 1965-1977 ), Dr Hal learned to predict the future from examination of testicles. Here is what he learned : (11:45pm)
Addlepate: The man who has only one testicle does not have a long life span. If both the testicles are not of a similar size and shape, then such a man has a lively and unstable nature. (11:45pm)
Addlepate: If the testicles are long and slant straight downwards, then the man lives for a hundred years. If the testicles slant towards the left, this person has no difficulty in fathering children. (11:45pm)
Addlepate: If the testicles are continuously in a contracted state; such a man lives in poverty. If the testicles are big, like a horse, then the person has love affairs and relations with beautiful women. Small testicles indicate a short life span. (11:46pm)
Addlepate: While a resident intern at the Long Wang Monastery in Lhasa, Tibet ( 1972-1967 ), Dr Hal was trained to predict the future from the smell and color of Semen and the flow of Urine. (11:47pm)
Addlepate: Both these Tantras of course predict the future of men only. Here now gives some of the methods used for the interest of readers. If the semen smells like scented flowers then, the person become very powerful, like a king. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If it smells like fish, then this person has more daughters. If smelling like meat, then he is a selfish, self centered and calculating man. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If the semen smells like alcohol, then the person is a philanthropist and has a most generous and giving nature. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: If the color of the semen is misty or cloudy, then such a person has a sad and melancholy nature. If the color is like pure milk, then this person gains power and authority. (11:48pm)
Addlepate: As for Urine -- If the urine falls to the right, then it indicates power. If it falls in a scattered stream, then such a man is poor. If the urine flows like a wave, then such a person has beautiful children. (11:49pm)
Mayor Weiner: Click Here to View Dr Hal s Vintage Porn Collection ( PART 69 ) Featuring Amateur Brown Hair Brunette Babesin Bathroom Bondage... Drunk In-car Celebrity Domination... Outdoor Facial Lingerie Fetish Glamour... Chubby Mature Legs Massage ... Oiled Highheel Schoolgirl Tattoos ... Public Gym Groupgrope ... and Much Much More ! (11:50pm)
Mayor Weiner: Public Gym Groupgrope ... and Much Much More ! Click Here Now (11:51pm)
Dr Hal: I click here now. (12:11am)
Grok: I, you. (12:12am)
Antipadies: Grok, you warm I. (12:14am)
e_yazel: Perhaps Hal is trying thinking of a pantograph as the pole coming up from an electric trolley? (12:24am)
e_yazel: I mean, perhaps this is what he is trying to think of. (12:25am)
Antipadies: or Pantalone as the clown backing up the humours (12:25am)
e_yazel: PANTOGRAPH (12:26am)
e_yazel: it was invented here in the Bay Area (12:27am)