starring Dr. Hal !
Hal's Radio Product
November 22, 2013 10:00pm
A full studio of microphonic babbling.
Chatroom History
November 22, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: fuck yeah (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: SubGs in the house mutha funkas (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks hal, looking forward to a good night (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's been a long week, what do yuo have planned for us subg's out in the waste land? (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: excellent! (10:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: How To Pee Without 'Splashback': Study Of Fluid Dynamics Unveils Best Tactic For Men -- http://bit.ly/Il4vQA (10:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: youtube.com/watch?v=9c66KVU5ah8&list =TLTjUdKOIHY5oU-LMxUBLOwt_9cUZ-911M (10:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is that IP Standings literature on the subject? (10:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: You're micturating me off already, mr peepee pants (10:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Wild Women of Wongo -- http://bit.ly/Il4GeL -- (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Brilliant script, acting, & cinematography -- must see must see must see... Enormous quantums of boogy-woogy hotness ! An astonishing accomplishment of theatricality ! (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Uniquely unforgetable ! Open a new window in your browser and start watching NOW ! The perfect accompaniment to Ask Dr Hal ! (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many Palestinian SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who needs a light bulb? (10:17pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: What does it take for a SubGenius to change a light bulb? A: Never mind, I%u2019ll shit in the dark. (10:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many grouchy Marxist SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, after the revolution the proletariat Pinks will do it for us. (10:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many secular assimilated SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: My grandmother, who lived in Dobbstown, changed lightbulbs. Today, we get a Pink to do it. (10:19pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: How many Amish SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: What is a light bulb (10:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Agreed, done with the Kennedy (10:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: move on already (10:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: people that is, not you guys (10:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The arguments presented by Dr Hal to rationalize his bathos are the sort of fatuous gerbil shyte that can only be found in the Crass Media -- and the farcical fellow fellow actually claims to live by the grace of the ineffable. (10:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stangitudinosity such as that make me pyroflatulate spontaneously, at great risk to my expensive imported Japonip lycra panties. (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have heard that argument before (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but i can't place the source... where did i hear that before... /me ponders (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: sounds like a nice party going on there (10:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: "Im Dr Hal, and I%u2019m here to help." How many times this gas has been passed around in joke form lies beyond body count since Dr Hal has been granted carte blanche to wax joculent upon American citizens. (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i enjoy the tchk tchk tchk of the lighter you can hear from time to time during the broadcast (10:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: To be honest with you, one time only, I admit to some huge satisfaction when Dr hal gave that Dianne Feinstein a terminal dose of venereal disease. Yet she continues to live, in a manner of speech. (10:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: That perplexes me in a technical way, as a feudal serf vassal of the Rot-child AshkeNazi bankers, feckless uninformed fuqueless moron that I am. (10:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Perhaps Pete Goldies can explain it away, were he willing ( in a manly way ) (10:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal sure looks cool in that Robo-DJ suit, a big hulking thug with BB shot testicles and incontinent steroidal rage, lumbering his saurian way through the concrete jungles, pumped up and tinkled off. He is a perfect storm of looming possibilities, all enforced by attack kitties wearing body armor. (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nice sound effects, thanks! (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: XDay is going to be great this year (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: looking forward to getting together with the crew (10:29pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Once we peel away the persiflage about protecting and serving the public, Dr Hal's case for acquiring an armored car for The Show is rooted in the mindset of counterinsurgency showfare, in which Dr Hal sees himself as an embattled salient of Order surrounded by incipiently violent people who must be over-awed and compelled to submit. (10:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: incipiently violent people who must be over-awed and compelled to submit. (10:30pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dang, technical difficulties abound (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i think you are jinxing the show Nodoby (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Nobody* (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: with your weird bot like linguistics (10:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: My powers are catholic, even at Radio Valencia, though I am 1000 miles away in Las Vegas (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Anyone know good mashup shows? (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Some assembly required was good sometimes. (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I never knew there were shows dedicated to directly that (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Gonna have to do some meself (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Don%u2019t suffer from Post-Show Traumatic Disorder -- go out and cause it. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: %u2019 = ' (10:34pm)
somebodyelse: Dr Hal Reviews : Clan of the Condo Bears At a time in prehistory when Neandergenii share the Earth with early Homo Pinkus, a band of cave-dwellers adopt blond and blue-eyed Oohlala, an orphaned child of the Yetinski. (10:36pm)
somebodyelse: As Oohlala matures into a spirited young woman of hotness and courage, she must fight for survival against the gynophobic Stangians and hyperhorny Philogians. This is her story. (10:36pm)
bobnelson: I'm in Las Vegas. Somebody help me, please (10:37pm)
Dr. W: WOR IS OVER (10:38pm)
DrPantzFunkley: get on the mic my man (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal, are you talking questions? (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: What does the Fox say? (10:40pm)
somebodyelse: bow wow wow (10:41pm)
Dr. W: wow such Hal many talking (10:42pm)
somebodyelse: Saith Dr Hal unto his Critics : Audacious wights ! Know then, proud Pinkboys, that thou shalt instant perish 'neath my potent tongue ! (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: my typos are in full effect tonight... ugh (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: TAKING questions (10:42pm)
somebodyelse: Saith Dr Hal : Ye leaders of witches, crickets, and chimeras dire ! know thou, that here before yon azure heaven the cause of truth, of valour, and of faith right pure shall ordeal counter try thee ! (10:43pm)
somebodyelse: Thus spaked Dr Hal, and brandishing his mighty tongue, doth instant prodigies sublime perform, and instant on the earth the Critics roared credo for their lives. (10:43pm)
somebodyelse: Detested miscreants ! roared Dr Hal ; Avaunt ! Enchanters dire and goblins could alone this arduous task perform : (10:44pm)
somebodyelse: to rout The Show, foul defeat, and war, even such as ne'er was known before to vilify The Show that erst defended famed virginity, and matrons all bewronged, and pilgrims hoar, and courteous guise of all (10:45pm)
somebodyelse: But is the age of chivalry gone, and the glory of the SubGenii is extinguished for ever? (10:45pm)
somebodyelse: The frog Critics, astonished, thunderstruck, forgot their libel and slander, that before had seemed so terrible, at the sight and sound of Dr Hal, in glorious exaltation, like some huge storm of mill-stones, or when it rains whole clouds of dogs and cats. (10:46pm)
somebodyelse: Ever and anon the bladders, loud resounding on his chaps, proclaimed their fury against all impotent laws, coercive mayoraltys ; when Dr Hal, submissive, thus in cunning guile addressed the Critics and the minion Pinks -- (10:47pm)
somebodyelse: Shall you, thus armed with bladders vile, attack my title, eminence, and pomp sublime? Subside, vile discord, and again return to your true allegiance. Worship me, or die dire ! (10:47pm)
somebodyelse: Ceased he then, right worshipful, when the Critics instant stemmed their vituperations, and in sign of peace and unity returning, 'neath their feet reclined their pens. (10:48pm)
somebodyelse: Suddenly Dr Hal stamped his foot sinistrine, and the loud report of bursten bladder stunned each ear surrounding, like the roar of thunder from on high convulsing heaven and earth in puissant flatulance (10:48pm)
somebodyelse: Then more gladsome turned his merry note, e'en thou didst perish, shrieking gave the ghost in empty air, the sport of every wind ; for e'en that heart so jocund and so gay was pierced, harsh spitted by the sputum of good Dr Hal. (10:49pm)
somebodyelse: And the Pinks, long mute and thunderstruck, at which, in universal chorus and salute, they sung blithe jocund, and amain advanced rebellious 'gainst the Critics. (10:50pm)
somebodyelse: Nor could the Critics escape from rage, from fury less averse than cannons murder o'er the stormy sea. (10:51pm)
somebodyelse: And all had gone to wreck in more than mortal strife, unless, like Neptune orient from the stormy deep, Dr Hal rose, e'en towering o'er the ruins of his fighting troops. (10:51pm)
somebodyelse: Serene and calm he stood, and gazed around undaunted; nor did aught oppose, and he waxed joculent, and splattered humor amain o'er all the crowd contending. (10:52pm)
somebodyelse: And thus while rejoiced they to gobble fast the proffered jokes in general plenty and fraternal peace, " Hush," he cried, " hush! hush! " And the Critics fell silent dead. Amen. (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: why spam the chat with not funny stuffs, when you could spam it with worthwhile rant (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nobody is against spamming, if it's funny (10:54pm)
somebodyelse: I am the funniness; you are the flopped joke. And Im not spamming. I put a lot of time into prepping this. Ask DR Hal what HE thinks about it... (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how much time? (10:58pm)
somebodyelse: I was of The Show before you were spawned... (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what's a flopped joke? as opposed to a flipped joke? (10:58pm)
somebodyelse: The Floppy Joke is between your legs ... The wisecrack is behind your joke (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's better (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's mostly intelligible (10:59pm)
somebodyelse: I am praised with faint damnation... (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: somebodyelse is an agent provocateur no? (11:05pm)
somebodyelse: If you must know, Im Bob Nelson, a free agent, a Sovereign Human Being with Rights & Choices. (11:08pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha smack it to the man (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i love it (11:13pm)
John F Kennedy: Please stop talking about me. I'm trying to rest in peace. I'll reincarnate in a few years and try again. But Lynon Johnson : YOU are unforgiven... (11:22pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hahah (11:22pm)
John F Kennedy: As for you, DrPantzFunkley -- it's Gitmo for you (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i can live with that (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: solitary for me (11:25pm)
DrPantzFunkley: can i get pork though (11:25pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i do so love them BLTs (11:25pm)
John F Kennedy: The guards will "pork" you all you want (11:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oui oui (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but of course (11:27pm)
John F Kennedy: with their weewees (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oui oui (11:27pm)
John F Kennedy: in the urinal please (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: so how's it hangin' Jack? (11:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what's the good word? (11:29pm)
John F Kennedy: Jack me off (11:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh right (11:30pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nice pillow talk (11:30pm)
John F Kennedy: all little to the left, please (11:30pm)
John F Kennedy: all = a (11:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, that needed clarification (11:31pm)
John F Kennedy: I've had enough of your guff. Meet me in front of Radio Valencia at midnight and we'll settle this mano-a-mano (11:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: so are you a guest on the show? (11:34pm)
John F Kennedy: I am the very soul of the show (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i spy with my little eye... (11:35pm)
spy emerson: hi everyone (11:40pm)
spy emerson: meeee (11:40pm)
spy emerson: sausage party (11:41pm)
spy emerson: in da house (11:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: orgasmic inducing answer it would seem (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Ask Dr. Hal shall answer all your questions. (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: hey hey Dr Penny (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: how's it going? (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: It's going really really good. (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: excellent (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: i am glad it's the weekend and thanksgiving is coming up, i need some r and r (12:02am)
Dr. Penny: I'm pretty drunk right now, but all things are really really good. Ahhhh!, I love the science report. Dr. Goldie always delivers sooo super good. (12:05am)
DrPantzFunkley: i have to get some sleep, it's been a long day (12:10am)
Dr. Penny: Praise Dr. Hal. Praise Dr. Goldie. Praise Puzzling Evidence. Praise KROB. (12:11am)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob". (12:11am)
Chatroom History
November 22, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
DrPantzFunkley: fuck yeah (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: SubGs in the house mutha funkas (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks hal, looking forward to a good night (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's been a long week, what do yuo have planned for us subg's out in the waste land? (10:02pm)
DrPantzFunkley: excellent! (10:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: How To Pee Without 'Splashback': Study Of Fluid Dynamics Unveils Best Tactic For Men -- http://bit.ly/Il4vQA (10:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: youtube.com/watch?v=9c66KVU5ah8&list =TLTjUdKOIHY5oU-LMxUBLOwt_9cUZ-911M (10:12pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is that IP Standings literature on the subject? (10:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: You're micturating me off already, mr peepee pants (10:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Wild Women of Wongo -- http://bit.ly/Il4GeL -- (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Brilliant script, acting, & cinematography -- must see must see must see... Enormous quantums of boogy-woogy hotness ! An astonishing accomplishment of theatricality ! (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Uniquely unforgetable ! Open a new window in your browser and start watching NOW ! The perfect accompaniment to Ask Dr Hal ! (10:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many Palestinian SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who needs a light bulb? (10:17pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: What does it take for a SubGenius to change a light bulb? A: Never mind, I%u2019ll shit in the dark. (10:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many grouchy Marxist SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, after the revolution the proletariat Pinks will do it for us. (10:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Q: How many secular assimilated SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: My grandmother, who lived in Dobbstown, changed lightbulbs. Today, we get a Pink to do it. (10:19pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: How many Amish SubGenii does it take to change a light bulb? A: What is a light bulb (10:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Agreed, done with the Kennedy (10:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: move on already (10:23pm)
DrPantzFunkley: people that is, not you guys (10:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The arguments presented by Dr Hal to rationalize his bathos are the sort of fatuous gerbil shyte that can only be found in the Crass Media -- and the farcical fellow fellow actually claims to live by the grace of the ineffable. (10:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Stangitudinosity such as that make me pyroflatulate spontaneously, at great risk to my expensive imported Japonip lycra panties. (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have heard that argument before (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but i can't place the source... where did i hear that before... /me ponders (10:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: sounds like a nice party going on there (10:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: "Im Dr Hal, and I%u2019m here to help." How many times this gas has been passed around in joke form lies beyond body count since Dr Hal has been granted carte blanche to wax joculent upon American citizens. (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i enjoy the tchk tchk tchk of the lighter you can hear from time to time during the broadcast (10:26pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: To be honest with you, one time only, I admit to some huge satisfaction when Dr hal gave that Dianne Feinstein a terminal dose of venereal disease. Yet she continues to live, in a manner of speech. (10:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: That perplexes me in a technical way, as a feudal serf vassal of the Rot-child AshkeNazi bankers, feckless uninformed fuqueless moron that I am. (10:27pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Perhaps Pete Goldies can explain it away, were he willing ( in a manly way ) (10:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal sure looks cool in that Robo-DJ suit, a big hulking thug with BB shot testicles and incontinent steroidal rage, lumbering his saurian way through the concrete jungles, pumped up and tinkled off. He is a perfect storm of looming possibilities, all enforced by attack kitties wearing body armor. (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (10:28pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nice sound effects, thanks! (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: XDay is going to be great this year (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: looking forward to getting together with the crew (10:29pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Once we peel away the persiflage about protecting and serving the public, Dr Hal's case for acquiring an armored car for The Show is rooted in the mindset of counterinsurgency showfare, in which Dr Hal sees himself as an embattled salient of Order surrounded by incipiently violent people who must be over-awed and compelled to submit. (10:30pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: incipiently violent people who must be over-awed and compelled to submit. (10:30pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dang, technical difficulties abound (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i think you are jinxing the show Nodoby (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Nobody* (10:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: with your weird bot like linguistics (10:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: My powers are catholic, even at Radio Valencia, though I am 1000 miles away in Las Vegas (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Anyone know good mashup shows? (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Some assembly required was good sometimes. (10:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I never knew there were shows dedicated to directly that (10:32pm)
Dr. W: Gonna have to do some meself (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Don%u2019t suffer from Post-Show Traumatic Disorder -- go out and cause it. (10:33pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: %u2019 = ' (10:34pm)
somebodyelse: Dr Hal Reviews : Clan of the Condo Bears At a time in prehistory when Neandergenii share the Earth with early Homo Pinkus, a band of cave-dwellers adopt blond and blue-eyed Oohlala, an orphaned child of the Yetinski. (10:36pm)
somebodyelse: As Oohlala matures into a spirited young woman of hotness and courage, she must fight for survival against the gynophobic Stangians and hyperhorny Philogians. This is her story. (10:36pm)
bobnelson: I'm in Las Vegas. Somebody help me, please (10:37pm)
Dr. W: WOR IS OVER (10:38pm)
DrPantzFunkley: get on the mic my man (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal, are you talking questions? (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: What does the Fox say? (10:40pm)
somebodyelse: bow wow wow (10:41pm)
Dr. W: wow such Hal many talking (10:42pm)
somebodyelse: Saith Dr Hal unto his Critics : Audacious wights ! Know then, proud Pinkboys, that thou shalt instant perish 'neath my potent tongue ! (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: my typos are in full effect tonight... ugh (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: TAKING questions (10:42pm)
somebodyelse: Saith Dr Hal : Ye leaders of witches, crickets, and chimeras dire ! know thou, that here before yon azure heaven the cause of truth, of valour, and of faith right pure shall ordeal counter try thee ! (10:43pm)
somebodyelse: Thus spaked Dr Hal, and brandishing his mighty tongue, doth instant prodigies sublime perform, and instant on the earth the Critics roared credo for their lives. (10:43pm)
somebodyelse: Detested miscreants ! roared Dr Hal ; Avaunt ! Enchanters dire and goblins could alone this arduous task perform : (10:44pm)
somebodyelse: to rout The Show, foul defeat, and war, even such as ne'er was known before to vilify The Show that erst defended famed virginity, and matrons all bewronged, and pilgrims hoar, and courteous guise of all (10:45pm)
somebodyelse: But is the age of chivalry gone, and the glory of the SubGenii is extinguished for ever? (10:45pm)
somebodyelse: The frog Critics, astonished, thunderstruck, forgot their libel and slander, that before had seemed so terrible, at the sight and sound of Dr Hal, in glorious exaltation, like some huge storm of mill-stones, or when it rains whole clouds of dogs and cats. (10:46pm)
somebodyelse: Ever and anon the bladders, loud resounding on his chaps, proclaimed their fury against all impotent laws, coercive mayoraltys ; when Dr Hal, submissive, thus in cunning guile addressed the Critics and the minion Pinks -- (10:47pm)
somebodyelse: Shall you, thus armed with bladders vile, attack my title, eminence, and pomp sublime? Subside, vile discord, and again return to your true allegiance. Worship me, or die dire ! (10:47pm)
somebodyelse: Ceased he then, right worshipful, when the Critics instant stemmed their vituperations, and in sign of peace and unity returning, 'neath their feet reclined their pens. (10:48pm)
somebodyelse: Suddenly Dr Hal stamped his foot sinistrine, and the loud report of bursten bladder stunned each ear surrounding, like the roar of thunder from on high convulsing heaven and earth in puissant flatulance (10:48pm)
somebodyelse: Then more gladsome turned his merry note, e'en thou didst perish, shrieking gave the ghost in empty air, the sport of every wind ; for e'en that heart so jocund and so gay was pierced, harsh spitted by the sputum of good Dr Hal. (10:49pm)
somebodyelse: And the Pinks, long mute and thunderstruck, at which, in universal chorus and salute, they sung blithe jocund, and amain advanced rebellious 'gainst the Critics. (10:50pm)
somebodyelse: Nor could the Critics escape from rage, from fury less averse than cannons murder o'er the stormy sea. (10:51pm)
somebodyelse: And all had gone to wreck in more than mortal strife, unless, like Neptune orient from the stormy deep, Dr Hal rose, e'en towering o'er the ruins of his fighting troops. (10:51pm)
somebodyelse: Serene and calm he stood, and gazed around undaunted; nor did aught oppose, and he waxed joculent, and splattered humor amain o'er all the crowd contending. (10:52pm)
somebodyelse: And thus while rejoiced they to gobble fast the proffered jokes in general plenty and fraternal peace, " Hush," he cried, " hush! hush! " And the Critics fell silent dead. Amen. (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: why spam the chat with not funny stuffs, when you could spam it with worthwhile rant (10:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nobody is against spamming, if it's funny (10:54pm)
somebodyelse: I am the funniness; you are the flopped joke. And Im not spamming. I put a lot of time into prepping this. Ask DR Hal what HE thinks about it... (10:56pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how much time? (10:58pm)
somebodyelse: I was of The Show before you were spawned... (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what's a flopped joke? as opposed to a flipped joke? (10:58pm)
somebodyelse: The Floppy Joke is between your legs ... The wisecrack is behind your joke (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's better (10:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's mostly intelligible (10:59pm)
somebodyelse: I am praised with faint damnation... (11:01pm)
DrPantzFunkley: somebodyelse is an agent provocateur no? (11:05pm)
somebodyelse: If you must know, Im Bob Nelson, a free agent, a Sovereign Human Being with Rights & Choices. (11:08pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha smack it to the man (11:13pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i love it (11:13pm)
John F Kennedy: Please stop talking about me. I'm trying to rest in peace. I'll reincarnate in a few years and try again. But Lynon Johnson : YOU are unforgiven... (11:22pm)
DrPantzFunkley: hahah (11:22pm)
John F Kennedy: As for you, DrPantzFunkley -- it's Gitmo for you (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i can live with that (11:24pm)
DrPantzFunkley: solitary for me (11:25pm)
DrPantzFunkley: can i get pork though (11:25pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i do so love them BLTs (11:25pm)
John F Kennedy: The guards will "pork" you all you want (11:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oui oui (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but of course (11:27pm)
John F Kennedy: with their weewees (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oui oui (11:27pm)
John F Kennedy: in the urinal please (11:27pm)
DrPantzFunkley: so how's it hangin' Jack? (11:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what's the good word? (11:29pm)
John F Kennedy: Jack me off (11:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: oh right (11:30pm)
DrPantzFunkley: nice pillow talk (11:30pm)
John F Kennedy: all little to the left, please (11:30pm)
John F Kennedy: all = a (11:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, that needed clarification (11:31pm)
John F Kennedy: I've had enough of your guff. Meet me in front of Radio Valencia at midnight and we'll settle this mano-a-mano (11:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: so are you a guest on the show? (11:34pm)
John F Kennedy: I am the very soul of the show (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i spy with my little eye... (11:35pm)
spy emerson: hi everyone (11:40pm)
spy emerson: meeee (11:40pm)
spy emerson: sausage party (11:41pm)
spy emerson: in da house (11:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: orgasmic inducing answer it would seem (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Ask Dr. Hal shall answer all your questions. (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: hey hey Dr Penny (12:00am)
DrPantzFunkley: how's it going? (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: It's going really really good. (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: excellent (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: i am glad it's the weekend and thanksgiving is coming up, i need some r and r (12:02am)
Dr. Penny: I'm pretty drunk right now, but all things are really really good. Ahhhh!, I love the science report. Dr. Goldie always delivers sooo super good. (12:05am)
DrPantzFunkley: i have to get some sleep, it's been a long day (12:10am)
Dr. Penny: Praise Dr. Hal. Praise Dr. Goldie. Praise Puzzling Evidence. Praise KROB. (12:11am)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob". (12:11am)
