starring Dr. Hal !
That Was a Fine Year
December 6, 2013 10:00pm
A lovely show aged in French oak barrels with a delicious mixture of grenache, syrah and 2% pruno just to lock in the flavor.
Chatroom History
December 6, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouknow: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal contains Killer Memes in circular scenarios which involve wagering one's head versus Wotan and company. (11:00pm)
nobodyouknow: Such archaeo-psychology requires updated engrams, procedures, and meta-materials to compensate for the aberrated ethnic technophilia that arises from the virtual hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (11:00pm)
nobodyouknow: If you chose to continue listening to this program, you implicitly agree to assume responsibility for any mistaken empathic forgiveness, whether imagined or nouminous. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: If this does not work, then the victim is best left to the psychiatrists, as the causes are medicinal, not surgical. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: There is, however, such a thing as helping others to live with their weaknesses, thus turning them into useful eaters. The Show derives its sustenance thereby, albeit only at a subsistence level. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: False Show Memories may be dependent on transcription errors copied into random codons of DNA. Thus the above may not apply to you. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: Rather, you may have far worse accreditation deposited in secret memory bank accounts, for which you are nonetheless accountable. (11:02pm)
nobodyouknow: To Our Loyal Worshipers, Our Loyal Sinners, Our Loyal Gods, etc. -- If you find people worshiping you by proxy, then by all means be their proximal god. Please remember to collect the rent, and command them to thump thine enemies and the enemies of National Security in the country in you live. (11:02pm)
nobodyouknow: in the country in which you live (11:04pm)
nobodyouknow: PEAK SHOW -- Worse than Peak Oil ! When the joke crisis hits and humor is rationed, the finiteness of jocularity becomes transparenteral. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: Then the recrudescence of acerbic sarcasm becomes hyper-significant to all but the most obtusely obstinant ( and obsolete ) objectivists. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: A sudden decline in joke availability is going to mean an ugly attitude crash in which many people will starve for humoresque -- and oprobrium is no subtitute. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: For example : The Show ( viz., Ask Dr Hal ) can hold 7 percent more haha per degree of separation from the listeners. This means there will be bigger laughs, louder hoots, and more wholistic hohos. (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: The stoichastic balance of brain hemisphere frigidity cannot maintain such stressful sensitivity even for short periods, especially at microwave frequencies such as utilized by those hapless hopefuls who access cell phones in order to Ask Dr Hal pathetic questions. Texting is of no avail in such instances of circumstantial consternation. Auditor emptor ! (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: Texting is of no avail in such instances of circumstantial consternation. Auditor emptor ! (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: It's Incredible ! Since I started using Hal-Based Mathematics, my sexual life greatly improved, as seen on TV! (11:10pm)
nobodyouknow: Despite all the air-kissing and eye-batting by the Hal RObins administration towards the Radio Valencia audience, the entire spectacle is nothing more than a political shape-shifting ruse, no different in essence than cross-dressing transvestite Halloweeners -- (11:11pm)
nobodyouknow: -- a mere exercise in deception and done entirely in the interests of having San Francisco open the gates to her well-protected city so that -- as in the Aeneid's Trojan Horse - a nighttime invasion may take place. (11:11pm)
nobodyouknow: The so-called Ask Dr Hal Show should not only be expelled from all countries where it operates, the operatives should be drowned in a cesspit for the crimes they have helped perpetrate against many peoples around the world: (11:13pm)
nobodyouknow: recruiting subversives, and mercenaries, infiltrating political and sexual movements, torturing and disappearing people, spying, trafficking children and women for prostitution, smuggling drugs, etc (11:13pm)
nobodyouknow: Will no one free me of this meddlesome irony? Ask Dr Hal is a strange trichotomy of intransigent ridiculosity, sexual malfeasance, and rectal rectitude that gives rise to ever-increasing insanity and madness. (11:15pm)
nobodyouknow: Such abuse of the English tongue would be funny were it not fraught with frightful consequences, moral bankrupture, and embarassing humiliation. Ask Dr Hal is merely the apex of hyprocritical hubris, postulated as a potentially positive reinforcement for political procedures, posing as a paliative against revolution. (11:15pm)
nobodyouknow: posing as a paliative against revolution. (11:16pm)
nobodyouknow: In keeping with the unprofessional journalistic ineptitude that typically characterizes the propaganda screeds emoted by Dr Hal, no actual names are mentioned ! It is because of such blatant whore-mongering zio-crap like that Dr Hal has lost almost half his listeners in a single hour tonight. (11:16pm)
Santa Claus: Life is tough; times are hard; Here's your fucking Christmas Card. (11:17pm)
Krishna: Kaadal Mannan Veetukkari Asathal Purushan Pondatty Vedha ! (11:18pm)
JFK: The neo-con lunatic fringe, personified by Puzzling Evidence, has hijacked The Ask Dr Hal Show, plundered and poisoned the minds of listeners, and produced a string of illegitimate radio programs based on the monumental lie of a hyperthetical false flag attack on Radio Valencia. (11:19pm)
Darwin: DR HAL DinoSexxx.com -- Vintage Big Horn Sauropeds, Bouncing Blonde Raptors, Tattoed T-Rex, Brontosauri Buttocks, Oiled Triceratops, Perfect Perky Pterodactyls, Post-Adult Abrosaurus Asses, Monster Scrotum Humanum, Buxom Bambiraptors, Bainoceratops Boobie-Boinking, Bisexual Brontomeri, Caudipteryx Cocks, Camarasaurus Cunnilingus, Double-Dipping Dandankosaurus, Dinodocus Dicks ! (11:21pm)
Darwin: Caudipteryx Cocks, Camarasaurus Cunnilingus, Double-Dipping Dandankosaurus, Dinodocus Dicks ! (11:21pm)
CPRmichael: Over here? (11:22pm)
OMG Skitler: Now land the damn thing (11:23pm)
somebodyyouknow: 19000 eighty! (11:26pm)
nobodyyouknow: Stop that DRIVEL!! (11:28pm)
The Ghost: Here we are (11:28pm)
The Ghost: Hi kids (11:29pm)
The Ghost: Ovver here (11:29pm)
The Fun Real Industry: Ok Cost runs begin now (11:32pm)
CPRmichael: Hey Pete, when can we see the comet? (11:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Pete wants to moon us. (11:41pm)
Dr. W: http://bit.ly/18qgfeV (11:45pm)
CPRmichael: I want a Dr. Hal poem! (11:54pm)
CPRmichael: I am "Asking Dr. Hal" for a poem. (12:00am)
Karen Carpenter: krampus is hipster santa (12:16am)
Karen Carpenter: engineer talk is sexy (12:25am)
Chatroom History
December 6, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
nobodyouknow: Warning ! Ask Dr Hal contains Killer Memes in circular scenarios which involve wagering one's head versus Wotan and company. (11:00pm)
nobodyouknow: Such archaeo-psychology requires updated engrams, procedures, and meta-materials to compensate for the aberrated ethnic technophilia that arises from the virtual hypothalamic Abyss, as predicated by your participatory interpolation of the harmonic orientations exuded by The Show. (11:00pm)
nobodyouknow: If you chose to continue listening to this program, you implicitly agree to assume responsibility for any mistaken empathic forgiveness, whether imagined or nouminous. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: If this does not work, then the victim is best left to the psychiatrists, as the causes are medicinal, not surgical. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: There is, however, such a thing as helping others to live with their weaknesses, thus turning them into useful eaters. The Show derives its sustenance thereby, albeit only at a subsistence level. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: False Show Memories may be dependent on transcription errors copied into random codons of DNA. Thus the above may not apply to you. (11:01pm)
nobodyouknow: Rather, you may have far worse accreditation deposited in secret memory bank accounts, for which you are nonetheless accountable. (11:02pm)
nobodyouknow: To Our Loyal Worshipers, Our Loyal Sinners, Our Loyal Gods, etc. -- If you find people worshiping you by proxy, then by all means be their proximal god. Please remember to collect the rent, and command them to thump thine enemies and the enemies of National Security in the country in you live. (11:02pm)
nobodyouknow: in the country in which you live (11:04pm)
nobodyouknow: PEAK SHOW -- Worse than Peak Oil ! When the joke crisis hits and humor is rationed, the finiteness of jocularity becomes transparenteral. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: Then the recrudescence of acerbic sarcasm becomes hyper-significant to all but the most obtusely obstinant ( and obsolete ) objectivists. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: A sudden decline in joke availability is going to mean an ugly attitude crash in which many people will starve for humoresque -- and oprobrium is no subtitute. (11:05pm)
nobodyouknow: For example : The Show ( viz., Ask Dr Hal ) can hold 7 percent more haha per degree of separation from the listeners. This means there will be bigger laughs, louder hoots, and more wholistic hohos. (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: The stoichastic balance of brain hemisphere frigidity cannot maintain such stressful sensitivity even for short periods, especially at microwave frequencies such as utilized by those hapless hopefuls who access cell phones in order to Ask Dr Hal pathetic questions. Texting is of no avail in such instances of circumstantial consternation. Auditor emptor ! (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: Texting is of no avail in such instances of circumstantial consternation. Auditor emptor ! (11:06pm)
nobodyouknow: It's Incredible ! Since I started using Hal-Based Mathematics, my sexual life greatly improved, as seen on TV! (11:10pm)
nobodyouknow: Despite all the air-kissing and eye-batting by the Hal RObins administration towards the Radio Valencia audience, the entire spectacle is nothing more than a political shape-shifting ruse, no different in essence than cross-dressing transvestite Halloweeners -- (11:11pm)
nobodyouknow: -- a mere exercise in deception and done entirely in the interests of having San Francisco open the gates to her well-protected city so that -- as in the Aeneid's Trojan Horse - a nighttime invasion may take place. (11:11pm)
nobodyouknow: The so-called Ask Dr Hal Show should not only be expelled from all countries where it operates, the operatives should be drowned in a cesspit for the crimes they have helped perpetrate against many peoples around the world: (11:13pm)
nobodyouknow: recruiting subversives, and mercenaries, infiltrating political and sexual movements, torturing and disappearing people, spying, trafficking children and women for prostitution, smuggling drugs, etc (11:13pm)
nobodyouknow: Will no one free me of this meddlesome irony? Ask Dr Hal is a strange trichotomy of intransigent ridiculosity, sexual malfeasance, and rectal rectitude that gives rise to ever-increasing insanity and madness. (11:15pm)
nobodyouknow: Such abuse of the English tongue would be funny were it not fraught with frightful consequences, moral bankrupture, and embarassing humiliation. Ask Dr Hal is merely the apex of hyprocritical hubris, postulated as a potentially positive reinforcement for political procedures, posing as a paliative against revolution. (11:15pm)
nobodyouknow: posing as a paliative against revolution. (11:16pm)
nobodyouknow: In keeping with the unprofessional journalistic ineptitude that typically characterizes the propaganda screeds emoted by Dr Hal, no actual names are mentioned ! It is because of such blatant whore-mongering zio-crap like that Dr Hal has lost almost half his listeners in a single hour tonight. (11:16pm)
Santa Claus: Life is tough; times are hard; Here's your fucking Christmas Card. (11:17pm)
Krishna: Kaadal Mannan Veetukkari Asathal Purushan Pondatty Vedha ! (11:18pm)
JFK: The neo-con lunatic fringe, personified by Puzzling Evidence, has hijacked The Ask Dr Hal Show, plundered and poisoned the minds of listeners, and produced a string of illegitimate radio programs based on the monumental lie of a hyperthetical false flag attack on Radio Valencia. (11:19pm)
Darwin: DR HAL DinoSexxx.com -- Vintage Big Horn Sauropeds, Bouncing Blonde Raptors, Tattoed T-Rex, Brontosauri Buttocks, Oiled Triceratops, Perfect Perky Pterodactyls, Post-Adult Abrosaurus Asses, Monster Scrotum Humanum, Buxom Bambiraptors, Bainoceratops Boobie-Boinking, Bisexual Brontomeri, Caudipteryx Cocks, Camarasaurus Cunnilingus, Double-Dipping Dandankosaurus, Dinodocus Dicks ! (11:21pm)
Darwin: Caudipteryx Cocks, Camarasaurus Cunnilingus, Double-Dipping Dandankosaurus, Dinodocus Dicks ! (11:21pm)
CPRmichael: Over here? (11:22pm)
OMG Skitler: Now land the damn thing (11:23pm)
somebodyyouknow: 19000 eighty! (11:26pm)
nobodyyouknow: Stop that DRIVEL!! (11:28pm)
The Ghost: Here we are (11:28pm)
The Ghost: Hi kids (11:29pm)
The Ghost: Ovver here (11:29pm)
The Fun Real Industry: Ok Cost runs begin now (11:32pm)
CPRmichael: Hey Pete, when can we see the comet? (11:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Pete wants to moon us. (11:41pm)
Dr. W: http://bit.ly/18qgfeV (11:45pm)
CPRmichael: I want a Dr. Hal poem! (11:54pm)
CPRmichael: I am "Asking Dr. Hal" for a poem. (12:00am)
Karen Carpenter: krampus is hipster santa (12:16am)
Karen Carpenter: engineer talk is sexy (12:25am)
