starring Dr. Hal !
KRAZY KILLER KLOWNS OF KWANZAA
December 20, 2013 10:00pm
Not to be overshadowed by the ever more commercialized SubGenius XDaymas, Dr. Hal and his guests make a mockery of all that is good and true in this Bobforsaken world.
Chatroom History
December 20, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: You're coming through loud & clear in the stream. (10:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok, 2nd time playing Invisible City is better audio (10:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: as always, first adjust your headphone (10:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal Show is an acoustic teat with the intellectual integrity of silicone. Nipple not included. (10:51pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a dry manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his adventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might be expected to happen to a man of so much experience. A smile never traverses his face as he relates the least credible of his tales, which the less intimate of his acquaintances began in time to think he means to be taken seriously. In short, so strangely entertaining are both manner and matter of his narratives, that Dr Hal's stpries have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: much experience. A smile never traverses his face as he relates the least credible of his tales, which the less intimate of his acquaintances began in time to think he means to be taken seriously. In short, so strangely entertaining are both manner and matter of his narratives, that Dr Hal's stpries have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:53pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: that Dr Hal's stories have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Men, removing unwanted Butt-hair now is as easy as putting on panties! The Dr Hal Gluteal Depilation System works miracles where all else fails ! Free 30 day trial ! (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Dr Hal Shop now offers anatomically accurate pantyhose that display your ass as the true anatomical masterpiece it is. Hole not included. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Dr Hal Shop now offers muscle-enhanced t-shirts.. Adenosine TriPhosphate not included. (10:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Warning ! This program contains sounds to which you should not micturate. Please relieve yourself before proceeding. Radio Valencia is not responsible for soiled apparel. (10:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We, the undersigned, as true believers in the profit, do most solemnly affirm, that all the adventures of our friend Dr Hal RObins, in whatever country they may lie, are positive and simple facts. And, as we have been believed, whose adventures are tenfold more wonderful, so do we hope all true believers will give him their full faith and credence. GULLIVER. x SINBAD. x ALADDIN. (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: so do we hope all true believers will give him their full faith and credence. GULLIVER. x SINBAD. x ALADDIN. (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Fake Sign Language Interpretation of Ask Dr Hal is both illegal and immoral . It is also irrelevant according to the international rules of disengagement; such is the passion of Dr Hal, and that is the story behind the largest breach of Show security in world history. (10:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Bottom line: Net investment in The Show down because there%u2019s no remand. And there%u2019s no remand because listenership is high, the wages of sin are flat, outcomes are rising and risable, and households are still digging out from the Great Quake of 2014 (10:59pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now you can be as funny as Pete Goldie ! Here are ALL of his jokes : Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi (11:02pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycle (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 8 nickels = 2 paradigms (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Two physicians = 1 paradox (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2 monograms = 1 diagram (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2 wharves = 1 paradox (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And that's all he wrote. Now you're as funny as Pete Goldie (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: My pet Candiru desires your urethra (11:08pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 5-hydroxy DMT is NOT fun and not worth the bother. Salvia divinorum is similar in effect and poses no dangers. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is NOT related to MDS, you poseur ! (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: MDA (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: you poseur (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Guilty or Innocent ? It's all a matter of timing on The Show ! At the end of the night, when he is all alone in the limelight, all that remains is The Show, the great Unknown. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: His Truth is wondrously personal, but closely isolated from the friendship of hominids, pink, subgenius, or simian. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Disfunctional perhaps, but bearing the subtly menacing gift of enemas. None dare call it innocence. Can you believe it ? (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Any misinterpretation could be understood as prima facie circumstantial evidence of farcicality rendered honorable. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: A duplicitous ruling could be classified as Top Secret; if it were otherwise, the ensuing result would produce a novel codification of premeditated falsity, and all the anonymous victims of his justification. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The long walk upon the cursed Earth, long-stricken from memory, is so saddening, the theme music barely does justice to the budget. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We shall see the results soon enough, as if required by law. The necessary authority has been revoked, and only Love remains... And cannibalism... (11:12pm)
Dr. Penny: The Ask Dr. Hal Show = truly brilliant entertainment (11:13pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: glabrous gibberish (11:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It's like he's known us all of our lives ! (11:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Puerile piratry or proesy and patois, peppered with plagiarized paraphraseology (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: and = perfect, beautiful religious doctrine. (11:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This show is one big prolonged fart joke -- without a punch line (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: it needs a match (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and more methane (11:29pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and an anterior orifice (11:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: please return Sarah NIB with all accessories unopened (12:04am)
Zygote the Zetguest: Stalk this (12:12am)
Zygote the Zetguest: Nature this, Bod (12:13am)
Chuck Dr Hull: This show is retards (12:14am)
Chuck Dr Hull: Why is parking hard? (12:14am)
ClockStopper: We hate the fruited plane! (12:16am)
ClockStopper: Where nis the (12:17am)
ClockStopper: Now: Where is the Mo Be Us? (12:19am)
Little Jesus: I was in the first Bil;ly Jack Movie. Nowthe director is here with us... (12:20am)
Karen Carpenter: KrOB reads my mind with reve3rb onSarah (12:42am)
Your Friehdn: Yes u dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (12:45am)
Chatroom History
December 20, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: You're coming through loud & clear in the stream. (10:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: ok, 2nd time playing Invisible City is better audio (10:07pm)
Karen Carpenter: as always, first adjust your headphone (10:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal Show is an acoustic teat with the intellectual integrity of silicone. Nipple not included. (10:51pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal tells his stories with imperturbable sang froid, in a dry manner, and with perfect naturalness and simplicity. He speaks as a man of the world, without circumlocution; his adventures are numerous and perhaps singular, but only such as might be expected to happen to a man of so much experience. A smile never traverses his face as he relates the least credible of his tales, which the less intimate of his acquaintances began in time to think he means to be taken seriously. In short, so strangely entertaining are both manner and matter of his narratives, that Dr Hal's stpries have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:52pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: much experience. A smile never traverses his face as he relates the least credible of his tales, which the less intimate of his acquaintances began in time to think he means to be taken seriously. In short, so strangely entertaining are both manner and matter of his narratives, that Dr Hal's stpries have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:53pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: that Dr Hal's stories have became a by-word among a host of appreciative acquaintances. (10:54pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Men, removing unwanted Butt-hair now is as easy as putting on panties! The Dr Hal Gluteal Depilation System works miracles where all else fails ! Free 30 day trial ! (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Dr Hal Shop now offers anatomically accurate pantyhose that display your ass as the true anatomical masterpiece it is. Hole not included. (10:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The Dr Hal Shop now offers muscle-enhanced t-shirts.. Adenosine TriPhosphate not included. (10:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Warning ! This program contains sounds to which you should not micturate. Please relieve yourself before proceeding. Radio Valencia is not responsible for soiled apparel. (10:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We, the undersigned, as true believers in the profit, do most solemnly affirm, that all the adventures of our friend Dr Hal RObins, in whatever country they may lie, are positive and simple facts. And, as we have been believed, whose adventures are tenfold more wonderful, so do we hope all true believers will give him their full faith and credence. GULLIVER. x SINBAD. x ALADDIN. (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: so do we hope all true believers will give him their full faith and credence. GULLIVER. x SINBAD. x ALADDIN. (10:57pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Fake Sign Language Interpretation of Ask Dr Hal is both illegal and immoral . It is also irrelevant according to the international rules of disengagement; such is the passion of Dr Hal, and that is the story behind the largest breach of Show security in world history. (10:58pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Bottom line: Net investment in The Show down because there%u2019s no remand. And there%u2019s no remand because listenership is high, the wages of sin are flat, outcomes are rising and risable, and households are still digging out from the Great Quake of 2014 (10:59pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Now you can be as funny as Pete Goldie ! Here are ALL of his jokes : Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi (11:02pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake (11:03pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycle (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 8 nickels = 2 paradigms (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Two physicians = 1 paradox (11:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2 monograms = 1 diagram (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 2 wharves = 1 paradox (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: And that's all he wrote. Now you're as funny as Pete Goldie (11:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: My pet Candiru desires your urethra (11:08pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: 5-hydroxy DMT is NOT fun and not worth the bother. Salvia divinorum is similar in effect and poses no dangers. (11:09pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It is NOT related to MDS, you poseur ! (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: MDA (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: you poseur (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- Guilty or Innocent ? It's all a matter of timing on The Show ! At the end of the night, when he is all alone in the limelight, all that remains is The Show, the great Unknown. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: His Truth is wondrously personal, but closely isolated from the friendship of hominids, pink, subgenius, or simian. (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Disfunctional perhaps, but bearing the subtly menacing gift of enemas. None dare call it innocence. Can you believe it ? (11:11pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Any misinterpretation could be understood as prima facie circumstantial evidence of farcicality rendered honorable. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: A duplicitous ruling could be classified as Top Secret; if it were otherwise, the ensuing result would produce a novel codification of premeditated falsity, and all the anonymous victims of his justification. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: The long walk upon the cursed Earth, long-stricken from memory, is so saddening, the theme music barely does justice to the budget. (11:12pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: We shall see the results soon enough, as if required by law. The necessary authority has been revoked, and only Love remains... And cannibalism... (11:12pm)
Dr. Penny: The Ask Dr. Hal Show = truly brilliant entertainment (11:13pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: glabrous gibberish (11:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: It's like he's known us all of our lives ! (11:15pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Puerile piratry or proesy and patois, peppered with plagiarized paraphraseology (11:16pm)
Dr. Penny: and = perfect, beautiful religious doctrine. (11:18pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: This show is one big prolonged fart joke -- without a punch line (11:23pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: it needs a match (11:28pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and more methane (11:29pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and an anterior orifice (11:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: please return Sarah NIB with all accessories unopened (12:04am)
Zygote the Zetguest: Stalk this (12:12am)
Zygote the Zetguest: Nature this, Bod (12:13am)
Chuck Dr Hull: This show is retards (12:14am)
Chuck Dr Hull: Why is parking hard? (12:14am)
ClockStopper: We hate the fruited plane! (12:16am)
ClockStopper: Where nis the (12:17am)
ClockStopper: Now: Where is the Mo Be Us? (12:19am)
Little Jesus: I was in the first Bil;ly Jack Movie. Nowthe director is here with us... (12:20am)
Karen Carpenter: KrOB reads my mind with reve3rb onSarah (12:42am)
Your Friehdn: Yes u dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (12:45am)
