In which we all rejoice in the good news that Hal finally found the Phil Collins cassette tape he lost in 1986. The one with Sussudio.

Chatroom History
February 14, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

nobodyouwantoknow: Bjork really really Loves You -- and you thought Nina Hagen was weird... (10:46pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dear Dr Hal -- Who is John Galt ? Signed, Ayn Rand (10:47pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal -- So... risible, albeit derisive, and mere vapid banter... (10:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Absolute must-watch required viewing for true SubGenius devoteees ! Do not miss this unbelievably incredible movie : Nazis at the Center of the Earth -- Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers and dragged underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth... viooz[.co]/movies/3016-nazis-at-the- center-of-the-earth-2012.html (10:50pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Nazis at the Center of the Earth -- Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers and dragged underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth... viooz[.co]/movies/3016-nazis-at-the- center-of-the-earth-2012.html (10:51pm)
EARL: show everyone, then. (11:28pm)
EARL: the Willie Brown Bridge? the one they're about to tear down? (11:35pm)
EARL: Live birth? maybe: but I'd be certain to give a dinosaur a wide berth, myself. (11:37pm)
EARL: Get it? Get it? (11:37pm)
Got: it. (11:38pm)
Peptiles Union: What about US!! (11:38pm)
EARL: The Discovery Channel: headquartered in Silver Springs, Maryland. Just north of our nation's capitol. (11:39pm)
EARL: Whre they invented the Bionic Man. And Woman. (11:56pm)
EARL: Valentine's Day i now officially over with! Happy Day-After-the-Finished Valentine's Day!! (12:05am)
EARL: Happy Day-After-the-now-Defunct-and-Over-W ith-Valentine's Day -- a Conspiracy "Holiday" created to Kill Romance and promote societal tensions and jealousies. (12:07am)
EARL: Valentine's Day, that is. (12:08am)
Audience: is looged oon. (12:10am)
EARL: much is happening, this is so exciting. well, no "day off" here... (12:10am)
Audience: has no idea. (12:11am)
EARL: no day off for President's Day... (12:11am)
Audience: is closed (12:11am)
Audience: is stoopid (12:11am)
Audience: will be skivered (12:11am)
Audience: is lost (12:11am)
Audience: is Lost (12:11am)
EARL: you know, your name is part of your comment! (12:11am)
Karen Carpenter: the moonis wainning not waxing (12:12am)
EARL: That's uncanny! (12:12am)
Karen Carpenter: LNey (12:12am)
Karen Carpenter: Laney (12:13am)
EARL: The Moon is a Ballon (12:13am)
EARL: Baloon (12:13am)
Audience: loves that book. (12:13am)
EARL: Balloon (12:13am)
Audience: also like Bring On The Empty Horse (12:14am)
Audience: is also (12:14am)
Dr. Penny: Those farts are silent but deadly. (12:14am)
EARL: David Nivena also invented the popular lotion. (12:14am)
Karen Carpenter: abarney agumble (12:15am)
Audience: and was in the real Rat pack, aoppessed to the Las Vegas Version distoled by the press (12:16am)
EARL: for five dollars I can buy the Willie O'Brown bridge! (12:16am)
EARL: Shave the Earth! (12:18am)
EARL: Well , I suppose it's beter to have visitors annoying you in hospital than having none at all. (12:21am)
EARL: better, that is... (12:23am)
Better tha Butter: was th goon dogg;le (12:24am)
GoobuildyGok: Not. (12:26am)
EARL: I am doing better, thank you, Ms. Goldie. (12:26am)
EARL: Still delirious, of course. At least it isn't the measles. (12:26am)
Karen Carpenter: she fit in the space suit (12:28am)
EARL: Who needs illicit chemicals? Here in th Bay Area, one can get sicker than anywhere else on Earth -- every common cold carries hallucinations and paranoia! (12:28am)
Dr. Penny: A spoon full of show makes the medicine go down. (12:28am)
EARL: One needs no recreational drugs, here. The climate is perfect for constant sickness! It's much more of a petri dish than NYC or Tokyo or L.A. or anywhere else! And the authorities keep BART so encouragingly filthy (12:31am)
vj pussycat: we were returning the id (12:31am)
vj pussycat: i was there too. in santa rosa (12:32am)
Dr. Penny: At least they occasionally sweep the floors, but it's still not a mop. (12:32am)
EARL: Nothing has changed on BART since I was a teen. Except for the increased population and the Macintosh voices... but still the long 20 minute waits, the carpets are even dirtier... and it's more expensive! So, cool! (12:32am)
EARL: The one thing that has changed for the better besides the linoleum floors in some cars is the longer train lines... so that's something. (12:34am)
EARL: Goodnight, Sweet Prince, KrOB, we Hardly Knew Ye. (12:35am)
Katcina: wide people intro (12:36am)
Karen Carpenter: -zzzzzzzzz (12:38am)
EARL: Hal could just sit in the chat room sometime and spend three hours typing. (12:38am)
EARL: Yeah, what if Forces Beyonfd Mankind Forced Us? Like in The Day the Earth Stood There... "They" know better than us. (12:39am)
EARL: The Day The Earth Just Stood There (12:40am)
EARL: The Day the Earth Just Stood There, Jerking the Fuck Around. (12:42am)
EARL: er.. sorry.. (12:42am)
Katcina: for the whole country (12:43am)
EARL: Valentine's Day is now over with. Ciao, Valentine's Day! Ciao ciao! (12:43am)
EARL: The Day the Earth Just Stood the Fuck Around, Jerking the Fuck Around Like a Bunch of Dumb-Fuck Mother-Fucks (12:46am)
EARL: Oh, man.. sorry, man... (12:47am)
EARL: D.C., I know it well... what an incredible circle-jerk! (12:48am)
EARL: But one day a saucer will land and then go up to Tenley Town, like in that famous movie. "A John Sayles movie" ha ha ha.. give that guy a MacArthur Genius grant! (12:50am)
EARL: 'tis a consumation devoutly to be wished..." (12:53am)
EARL: This program exists just to entertain me in my weakness. (12:54am)
EARL: Have a safe flight(s), Hal (12:55am)
EARL: Put on Hawaiian Music!! (1:03am)
EARL: You're all being kept in the studio to amuse ME... (1:05am)
EARL: Just stay there all night long. Like the Lionel Ritchie song. Go ahead. (1:08am)