While Dr. Hal was away, frolicking with the laughing, splashing, unclothed Naiads in the Mattole River near Petrolia, California, mysterious, anonymous individuals entered the Radio Valencia studio by surreptitious means and commandeered the show. The motivation for the actions of these invaders has not yet determined; quondam guests KrOB, Sherilyn Connelly and Puzzling Evidence are on the case.

Chatroom History
June 6, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: Sub http://bit.ly/1mZsljq (10:01pm)
Alan B.: H. A. L. (10:13pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1mZsHXz (10:14pm)
Alan B.: Are you the Wolfman? http://bit.ly/1mZsW4G (10:22pm)
Alan B.: "I'm not a young man anymore. (10:25pm)
Alan B.: no accepted medical use (10:28pm)
Alan B.: le spectacle commence maintenant http://bit.ly/1mZtgAs (10:31pm)
Communist Quisling: Leave me alone, Ronald Reagan! (10:35pm)
Alan B.: Dat tape squeal . . . (10:36pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1mZtwiS (10:37pm)
Alan B.: H. A. L. explains SLACK http://bit.ly/1mZtyaC (10:37pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1jTN9Is (10:39pm)
Alan B.: Puce schlag on a sausage fest and no star (10:44pm)
Alan B.: Post Post http://bit.ly/1mZtXKh (10:49pm)
Alan B.: Koch http://bit.ly/1mZu7B7 (10:54pm)
Alan B.: "If you're interested in broadcasting, you've come to the right party." (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Motorhead - Jailbait http://bit.ly/1mZus6T (11:02pm)
Alan B.: E. S. R. P. http://bit.ly/1dCP7IT (11:03pm)
Alan B.: durr (11:04pm)
Alan B.: Eat Sleep Rave Pete (11:07pm)
Alan B.: Sorry, KrOB, the muse has yet to find me. But I will do eeet. (11:09pm)
Alan B.: Ooooooh?! (11:10pm)
Alan B.: I think I may have to go beyond the CityGardents canon. (11:11pm)
Dr. Penny: krob & sherilyn rocking the ask dr. hal show (11:14pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how's it going? (11:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: greetings to all my sub Gs (11:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Dr Hal, are you ready for this years X Day? (11:16pm)
Alan B.: Venom - 7th Date of Hell 1984 part 8/10 http://bit.ly/1mZuUCg (11:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Have an idea for what you are going to do artisticly tpo (11:17pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the pie? (11:17pm)
Alan B.: Hey, Pantz, send Stang plane monies for H. A. L. or he ain't going. (11:17pm)
Alan B.: I was tripping on the old school "Rated GP." (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dr penny are you in the studio? (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: stang already sent him his plane tickets (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Oh, H. A. L., such whinging (11:18pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am going to stream dr hal and do some beta testing of survarium (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Good to knoa. (11:19pm)
DrPantzFunkley: stalker lives on (11:19pm)
Alan B.: I would go but I can't. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: I'm annoyed about it. (11:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the problem is that it's over the 4th of July, and I host our family's 4th party, and it's pretty big (11:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i won't be able to get to an X Day for quite some time i am afraid (11:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: but i may lose out if the saucers come (11:21pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ;p (11:21pm)
Alan B.: Right?! (11:22pm)
Alan B.: July 4 is not cool if you have family and stuff. (11:22pm)
DrPantzFunkley: do you ever listen to DJ Meow and the Music Dept on Thursdays at 2 pm San Fran time (11:22pm)
Alan B.: I'm working then. :( But I can podcast? I'm afraid to take any more shows, this is eating my life. (11:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. pf, I aint. (11:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Livin' it up though through x-d. (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Squirm http://bit.ly/1mZvi3D (11:26pm)
Alan B.: Baby Metal? (11:28pm)
Alan B.: Tracy Ullman is a fucking genius. (11:29pm)
Alan B.: Mr. President 'Language Barrier' http://bit.ly/1mZvoIp (11:30pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ I'm certain this is tragically awful. (11:30pm)
Alan B.: CONRAD FUCKING BAIN! (11:30pm)
Alan B.: And mai waifu. Madeline Kahn. (11:31pm)
DrPantzFunkley: dj meow is just music (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's worth the download, she's great (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: who is in the studio? (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: KRob and some guest (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: no Dr Hal right (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i just remembered that (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Thanks for the tout. There are zillions of podcasts and I don't have time for randomness. (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Dr. H. A. L. is testing Crisco this evening. (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: man, the beta test isn't going well, the lag is pretty brutal (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Cylons hate popsicles. (11:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i had bomb pops tonight (11:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: they were great' (11:35pm)
Alan B.: The ones with gumballs in the bottom? (11:35pm)
Alan B.: Nina Blackwood looked icky. (11:35pm)
Alan B.: I totally wanted Martha Quinn's perky babies. (11:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i liked down town julie brown (11:37pm)
Alan B.: The Wisdom of Lou Reed (Blue in the Face) http://bit.ly/1mZvH69 (11:38pm)
Alan B.: That fuckin' 'fro. (11:38pm)
Alan B.: That jingle packge will help your quarter-hour maintenance. (11:42pm)
Alan B.: GODDAMN JOHN CAFFERTY!! (11:42pm)
Alan B.: That side is dark. http://bit.ly/1mZvUX2 (11:43pm)
Alan B.: John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band Years active 1972%u2013present ?!?!?! (11:44pm)
Alan B.: Yammering (11:45pm)
John Cafferty: What did I ever do to you? (11:45pm)
Alan B.: You were the evil Springsteen twin. (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Also Eddie & the Cruisers (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Which I saw first run during my misspent youth. (11:47pm)
Alan B.: How I didn't kill myself in 1985, I have no idea. Thankfully, I started abusing marijuana full time not long afterwards. (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Col. Parker was an illegal alien. (11:50pm)
Tom Parker: So's your mother. -- Signed, The Colonel (11:51pm)
Alan B.: What I loved about Col. Tom was he got 50 percent of the revenue for doing nothign, then when Elvis invested with him he took ANOTHER 50 percent. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: where's hal? (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: portola? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Obsessive H. A. L. tracking NOW. (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: this show reminds me of NHLG (11:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: good LSD was around during the 80s (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I have a Gantt chart to fill, make with the H. A. L. project elements. (11:53pm)
DrPantzFunkley: are you using micorsoft plan to do it? (11:53pm)
Alan B.: I age a fuckton of fairly nasty acid in the early 90s. I'm convinced it was all strychnine. (11:54pm)
Alan B.: ate (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: did you ever get the jesus christ something or other that went around in the mid 90s (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: i ate a ton of acid just now (11:54pm)
Alan B.: Yes, Pantz, it is important to use only properly activated Genuine Microsoft Products. (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: fuckton (11:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: where did you get your acid (11:55pm)
Alan B.: No, some liquid that was fairly good, then some blank blotter. (11:55pm)
Alan B.: What are you, the FBI? (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: acid r us (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: microdots, pyramid gels, snowflake and blotter (11:57pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1mZwpAu (11:58pm)
Alan B.: boo (11:58pm)
Alan B.: Krystle ate all the acid (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: trippin for hours in a tunnel sounds fantastic (11:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i have found it much harder to get lsd these days (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: and i am looking for some (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: no, i am not the fbi (12:01am)
Alan B.: I certainly don't know, I'm high on "Bob" (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: but i am invloved with intelligence (12:01am)
DrPantzFunkley: i got a new batch for frop today and it's really effing good (12:02am)
Alan B.: I have babies, I need to stay out of her majesty's service (12:02am)
vj pussycat: what's frop (12:03am)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1mZwBj3. (12:03am)
Alan B.: Inhaling burnt vegetable matter is never a healthy practice. If you want to get "high," as the youth parlance goes, we would suggest 'Frop, instead. It CAN be smoked, but is so strong that it doesn't really require ignition. It kills just as many irrelevant brain cells, but spares the all important lung tissue. (12:04am)
Alan B.: all important lung tissue. (12:04am)
Alan B.: H. to the A. to the L. (12:05am)
Alan B.: We have crossed the terminator and entered into a new day. (12:05am)
vj pussycat: ah a subgenii thing (12:06am)
Alan B.: We need to create a Dr. H. A. L. algorithm, so that when he is no longer making radio on this plane we will still have all of the boilerplate stuff. (12:06am)
Alan B.: I really loved Big Audio Dynamite. (12:06am)
vj pussycat: like they did with ebert (12:07am)
vj pussycat: they were bad (12:07am)
Alan B.: YES, VJPussycat, as with St. Ebert, we must create H. A. L. engrams and have his samples at our fingertips. (12:07am)
vj pussycat: brilliant plan, alan b, you must get started immediately (12:08am)
Alan B.: The horses are on the track. http://bit.ly/1mZwJza (12:08am)
Alan B.: Okay, I really need to make that soundboard. (12:09am)
vj pussycat: daisy (12:13am)
Alan B.: Absolutely do that. (12:18am)
Alan B.: The New Adventures of Old Pedro. (12:20am)
Alan B.: Hey, you're playing the Beaver Brown Band, cool. (12:21am)
Dr. Penny: Duck & cover. (12:24am)
Alan B.: F. E. T. (12:29am)
Alan B.: Hammer and popsickels (12:34am)
Alan B.: Early 60s culture hero convergence. (12:36am)
Alan B.: KrOB and guest (12:39am)
Alan B.: That fan chain is fucking TOAST! (12:39am)
Alan B.: I think we need a way to have Wellman pull the bullets out of "Bob's" chest and install them back in his pistol. (12:40am)
Alan B.: DIABEETUS http://bit.ly/1k5owpW (12:42am)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1k5oE94 (12:43am)
vj pussycat: alan b, I can't believe you're still awake (12:54am)
vj pussycat: are you gonna make it through the whole show?! (12:55am)
vj pussycat: hey y'all, don't forget to play the national anthem (12:56am)
Alan B.: I gotta bal, 4 am.. (1:08am)