On Friday the 13th, at the full of the moon, with only one working CD changer tray in the studio, Dr. Hal related the story of how Ceyx and Halcyone were both transformed into birds. Raided by Puzzling Evidence, KrOB and Sherilyn Connelly, the show benefited not from their participation; instead, they kibitzed, shouted and tried to disrupt the proceedings. But Zeus, the All-Father, took pity on Dr. Hal, and sent two demi-goddesses, Sarah Szczechowicz and Lisa Vincenti, to add to the conversational colloquy and cover the clumsy, ham-handed CD changes with their gentle tones. Dr. Hal blushed with pride-- or was that redness but a remnant of his recent intense, all-over Solar exposure in the far-off Petrolian Paradise?

Chatroom History
June 13, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Alan B.: Variety is the spice of life. (10:15pm)
Alan B.: If they make it past the dinosarus, LIES will kill htem. (10:19pm)
Alan B.: That is TRUE! I have always had one. (10:21pm)
Alan B.: Stan Freberg 45s (10:23pm)
Alan B.: Angel and Devil bobbleheads (10:24pm)
Alan B.: Casper the Friendly Ghost comics (10:25pm)
Alan B.: Baby Godzilla Film Series Statues (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: dead air (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Dead air is just fine. (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: nevermind (10:31pm)
Alan B.: Dead Air is Church Air (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: praise (10:31pm)
Alan B.: /%u02C8si%u02D0.%u026Aks/; (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Shoot, the chatterbox won't reproduce the pronunciation (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Try here: http://bit.ly/1ved57v (10:54pm)
Alan B.: /si:Iks/ (10:55pm)
Alan B.: "Bob" our laxitive, we shall not want. (11:19pm)
Alan B.: NO LAPTOPS (11:22pm)
Alan B.: HADRONS INTERDIT (11:23pm)
Alan B.: Mickey Mouse and Memonic Mouse (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Hiya, Z! (11:44pm)
Alan B.: NIEN VERBOTEN NO LAPTOPS (11:45pm)
Alan B.: Monster (11:47pm)
Alan B.: Don't hurt H.A.L.! (11:48pm)
Dr. Penny: The marine scene gathering. How many magic cards does that require? (11:50pm)
Alan B.: From the halls of Montezuma . . (11:51pm)
Alan B.: Thy will be done, KrOB (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: Head extensions. (11:57pm)
Alan B.: Spin and Marty (11:59pm)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Ah, a harem for Hal. He's doing just fine, then. (12:00am)
Dr. Penny: As it should be. (12:00am)
Alan B.: 72 virgins (12:01am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: well, let's not exagerrate. in any manner. (12:03am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Exaggerate. (12:03am)
Dr. Penny: White lightening in a bottle (12:06am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Hal's problem regarding other people's children and being concerned is common. It takes a Greenwich Village. (12:06am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: It Takes A Village Idiot (12:06am)
Dr. Penny: Put it in the flea-hopper. (12:08am)
Dr. Penny: Her own light at the end of the tunnel. (12:11am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: The bear she speaks of was a spirit-being. (12:11am)
vj pussycat: it wasn't a chipmunk? (12:12am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Apparently it was an animal of the bruin variety. (12:14am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: That woman's lucky she wasn't (12:14am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: unless it was a racoon. (12:14am)
Dr. Penny: A praying chip makes it a salt of the earth monk. (12:15am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: what is she saying? Two bears were sitting around listening to Fox news??? (12:16am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: In a campground? (12:16am)
Dr. Penny: ...as you look out the window. (12:18am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Maybe she means they were "bears" like old jargon for hairy old gay men. (12:18am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: This feed keeps dropping out. SOmehow these bears they're discussing were brought to Moscow. (12:20am)
Dr. Penny: But are bears Putin's favorite kind of lover? (12:21am)
Alan B.: Proximity effect (12:21am)
Alan B.: Vanilla waivers (12:22am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Mr. Putin's favorite kind of lover is himself. (12:23am)
Alan B.: Proximity effect (audio) http://bit.ly/JegpNi%28audio%29 (12:23am)
Alan B.: Depending on the microphone design, proximity effect may result in a boost of up to 6 dB, depending on the size of the microphone's diaphragm and the distance of the source. (12:23am)
EarlEarlEarlEarlEarl: Sez you. (12:24am)
Dr. Penny: Vanilla bears prefer the missionary position. (12:24am)
Alan B.: It bears repeating (12:25am)
Karen Carpenter: "honey moon" grrrr (12:25am)
Alan B.: The Listener (12:26am)
Alan B.: IT'S FALLING TO THE GROUND IT'S CRASHING IT'S CRASHING OH THE HUMANITY (12:26am)
Karen Carpenter: my eyes worked better (12:28am)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1luudmj (12:29am)
Karen Carpenter: Ed Gein Conferences (12:29am)
Alan B.: The Foundation Trilogy (12:31am)
Alan B.: Anyway, ta! (12:33am)