Science, Folklore, Nostalgia, Film Criticism, Politics, Gossip, Innuendo... all come skittering out of the woodwork in this episode of The World's Most Inconsequential Talk Show. On the other hand, "Poets are the Unwritten Legislators of Mankind." --Shelley. On the OTHER hand, if you guys really want to start solving the world's problems, write some poems, already. One poem IS included in here, by Clark Ashton Smith, somewhere before midway through the, er, Dark Wood (referenced). Then "gleeful chaos" and Glossolalia descend. Perpetrators: Michael Peppe, Jett Jackson, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence. Perp.-in-Chief: Dr. Howland Owll. Three hours of this stuff, though after signoff it still continued... to past dawn...