THE "APP" ONCE AGAIN wouldn't open the door-- It told us "No Wi-Fi" as it had before. We were stuck in the street and we couldn't get in-- The icy rain fell. We were soaked to the skin. And we muttered, "That's all we can take of this crap-- We'll tell them just what they can do with their App!" Then, a mad homeless woman, a menacing hag, Tried to grab and make off with our radio bag! If Dusty's "sub" hadn't just then left the place, We'd have never got in! What a freaking disgrace! The DOOR has a KEYHOLE! Can't we have a KEY? This Kisi App thing is as dumb as can be! Well, we rushed up the stairs, with the Start Time now passed, But still hoping to take up our RV Podcast, We burst into the Studio, only to find All the cords and connectors we had to unwind! The Board was quite jumbled, the mics wouldn't start-- The set-up was messed up, and all torn apart! We were already late, so while playing a song, We frantically tried to find out what was wrong. With the Intro all bungled, we started at last-- What a way to mess up our own special podcast... After that, it got better-- "Puzz" brought in a Guest. That's right-- MICHAEL PEPPE, the famous, the best. From then on the Show fell like plums in our lap, But, man! how we loathe that twice-dammed Kisi App!