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THE MULLOCK REPORT...
April 19, 2019 10:00pm

 

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THE MULLOCK REPORT...
...ARRIVED WITH A THUMP on the Show, after Special Counsel Robert S. Mullock III submitted the massive, phone-book-thick document to Attorney General Will'iam D. Boor on Friday, marking the end of his insiccation into Russky interference in the 2016 erection and possible Obfuscation of Justice by porcine, orange Resident "Don" Drumpf. Thus ends, supposedly, the lengthy, closely watched inquiry — a case that has engulfed the Drumpf Administration since its inception, leading to criminal charges against 34 sort-of people, including six former Drumpf cronies, hangers-on, associates and "advisers." A senior Justice Department official who spoke on the condition of anonymity said the Special Counsel has not recommended any further indictments — a revelation that buoyed and electrically charged Drumpf’s volatile, hayseed, frothing, po'bucker supporters, even as other Drumpf-related investigations continue in other parts of the "Just-is" Department. It is also unclear whether a Mullock report that does not result in additional charges could still hurt the Resident politically, or even, ideally, physically. In addition to political matters, this episode of the hard-hitting Show featured poems by reclusive WEIRD TALES poet and author Clark Ashton Smith. In the Paleontology Report we discussed the newly-discovered prehistoric species Dynamoterror, Invictarx, Acantholipan, Jinyunpelta, Lingwulong and Mansourasaurus shahinae. Puzzling Evidence and KrOB made an appearance, but neither could be induced to say a word. They did, however, attach their equipment to the board, essentially disabling all Ask Dr. Hal! content and taking over the last two hours with their "Nose-Hair Lint-Gland"-type mixes.


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