Dr. Hal mans the board and educates newbies in the intricacies of Subgenius scripture. Pete Goldie calls with 911 recordings that prove Puzzling Evidence committed radio crimes, which also implicate Hal Robins. Puzzling Evidence is brought before the mike to answer the charges and suddenly the phones stop working. COINCIDENCE?


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Chatroom History
April 13, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: We love you Dr. Hal!!!!!!!!! (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: Maybe he was a part of the "mountain meadow massacre." (10:17pm)
Lost in Space: You're fired. (10:18pm)
Aunt Bertha: Listen to my story, dammit. (10:18pm)
Aunt Bertha: Hal dissin' me! (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: Or maybe Hal likes to fuck Aunt Bertha in the ass. \o/ (10:20pm)
Aunt Bertha: Yes, I like that very much. (10:21pm)
Aunt Bertha: Puzzling Evidence (10:24pm)
The Show: This is from the opening of that great Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA! (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: And I thought I was listening to the Ask Dr. Hal show! lololololol! (10:27pm)
e_yazel: : "lollol" (10:28pm)
e_yazel: : "col" "cringe out loud" (10:30pm)
The Show: Hal is on that cool, cool Show! (10:30pm)
The Show: HA HA. (10:30pm)
e_yazel: : oh, yes, I agree (10:30pm)
Confusion: You're mine now, girl... (10:31pm)
Confusion: is a talk show. (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Radio waves with tentacles, like a baby tree lobster emerging from it's egg. (10:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: give me the head of Puzzling Evidence (10:34pm)
Bob: "BOB" (10:36pm)
Prarry Squid: All right, if you give me a baby tree lobster in a formaline jar. (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: Bob is always up, he doesn't need porn, he's always up. (10:36pm)
Prarry Squid: and, JFK's Brain. (10:36pm)
Bob: must be god, because I'm bored of him (10:37pm)
The only Listener: Bang. Kill me! (10:37pm)
Ok Why not.: Killed him from here, on the radio. (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: Puzzlinbg Evidence is a known killer (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: killed a know in front of me (10:39pm)
Pinbag Everdunce: You are about to... (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Pzlg Evdc kild Bob (10:39pm)
Pinbag Everdunce: OK. Done. (10:39pm)
Puzzlling Evidence: is a crazy killer (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: But evey one of us killed Bob, and then we killed him again, and then again, and again. (10:40pm)
Puzzlling Evidence: is a crazy clown time killer (10:40pm)
Curmudge: Mud butt (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: yum! (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: Really??? Transylvania dinosaurs? (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: How can Dr. Pete Goldie explain the alien interference? (10:51pm)
Curmudge: LSD is fun! (10:54pm)
Curmudge: So is PCP,DMT,Banana Peels,and Oxycotin (10:55pm)
Phineass Narco: Ok. (10:55pm)
Curmudge: Hey Narco (10:57pm)
Curmudge: tic (10:57pm)
Curmudge: How does that puke smell? (10:59pm)
this show is 98% canned: right? (10:59pm)
Curmudge: He has razor blades for fingers...for splicing you see. (11:00pm)
like rubber...: I smell. (11:00pm)
Strike!: Pete Goldie!!! (11:01pm)
Strike!: on Karen Carpenter (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: No Devilettes!!!!? (11:05pm)
Curmudge: Jerry Mathers will be there? (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob"!!!!!! Praise his sweet name!!!! (11:11pm)
this show is 98% canned: and only goes live to play Mozart and smoke LSD (11:26pm)
Strike!: Me (11:51pm)
Spastic: There is no voices on the air, just the innernet signal... (11:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: I wish I could tell you how to use the phone (11:55pm)
Karen Carpenter: On the modular system, press the "online" button (11:56pm)
Karen Carpenter: make certain the green PRG light and the Red light are on with phone slider and the slidder is up (11:56pm)
Spastic: stand by the indica mod switch (11:58pm)
Spastic: sending the messag (11:58pm)
Spastic: Alamo, 'Steve!!!! (11:59pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'll bet that Hal indavertantly pressed the red button below the phone slider (11:59pm)
Karen Carpenter: yes, terrible terrible technologyu (12:03am)
All ther chicken soup won't help...: Wha.....? (12:05am)
Mick Jagger: Sure glad I don't them... (12:05am)
Paul Avery: It''ll alll fall down on the earthquake. (12:08am)
Paul Avery: and, I'm dead. he Zodiac did not kill me. (12:08am)
Karen Carpenter: FIX THE PHONE DAMMMMMIT!!!! (12:09am)
Karen Carpenter: please (12:09am)
George Harrison : Chant Hare Krishna (12:10am)
Gavin Newsom: why is it called The "Ask" Dr. Hal Show? (12:12am)
Adolph Menjou: Because you just "ask"ed. (12:13am)
toolateeeeeeeeeeBLAM!!!!: ooppps.... (12:15am)
e_yazel:: to an insect.. ha ha.. must be Robert Burns (12:22am)
e_yazel:: oy (12:22am)
e_yazel: no, it's something else I was thinking of (12:24am)
e_yazel: Vas ist dass? (12:26am)
e_yazel: Benn Gunn? The guy from Treasure Island? (12:27am)
e_yazel: Good, warn him of the pleasure he amy be taking in smacking his lips over the mid-western storms. (12:30am)
George Harrison : No one copped to it (12:46am)