Dr. Hal is exposed to Bob-Marc, resident-alien Martian and evader of responsibilities of another Radio Valencia show... something called NOSE HAIR Li... oh, who cares anyway?! IT'S THE ASK DR. HAL SHOW!

Chatroom History
August 3, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

e_yazel: You tell 'em, Hal. Tell them about those plutocrats. (10:13pm)
e_yazel: More, more, I require more, I'm still not satisfied. (10:15pm)
e_yazel: A party? Party, you call this a part? The drinks are warm, the women are cold, and I'n getting hot under the collar. (10:19pm)
e_yazel: AND I can't even type correctly. (10:19pm)
e_yazel: The show restarts itself. I hope he does this the entire night. (10:20pm)
e_yazel: Maybe it will be a show within a show within a show. (10:21pm)
e_yazel: the show is starting again! (10:37pm)
e_yazel: Again! (10:37pm)
e_yazel: Which is the actual live show?? (10:38pm)
e_yazel: Hold up a newspaper with today's date on it so that we know. (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: ah, Bob-Marc is there to plug NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (10:41pm)
e_yazel: this isn't live, issit? (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: not even this chatbox is live (10:42pm)
e_yazel: I think this is a show from last year. He will start the actual show later, after another false intro. it's a show within a show. it's neat. (10:42pm)
Karen Carpenter: they should stop talking about next year's bm (10:43pm)
e_yazel: See, he's talking about a bicycle at Burnng Man, and everyone knows those are now totally banned, have been for years. (10:44pm)
e_yazel: All the cool people know it, that is, the Hypsters. (10:44pm)
Karen Carpenter: fuck bikes AND ZIPPERS! (10:45pm)
e_yazel: Maybe it will be in North Beach. the new radio station in North Beach, that would be cool. (10:46pm)
e_yazel: Could you put the radio station on that burnt out Pier? (10:47pm)
e_yazel: oh oh, telephone in the studio. (10:47pm)
e_yazel: Self-circulating bathroom tiles. (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: if only Hal's space problem was only stacks o CDs (10:59pm)
e_yazel: We are indefatigable at Raw Story, too. Just like the martian robots. That's Raw Story, folks. I know it's "electronic" and that's such a conspiracy drag, but we certainly mean well. (10:59pm)
e_yazel: WOuldn;t Hal be greatly helped by Shelves? Sounds like it to me, but I have not been made visually privy to that mess all up in there. (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: only if the shelves make use of nearby, but separate, dimensions (11:02pm)
e_yazel: maybe he can dangle them from the cieling. Do they make those at IKEA? (11:02pm)
e_yazel: the ceiling, that is. (11:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: no matter... the next seismic adjustment will bury him under thousands of tiny dinosaurs, only to confound (11:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: palentologists of the future (11:04pm)
e_yazel: As it should. I'd be confounded. (11:04pm)
e_yazel: This is Peter Sellers I think, that he is playing, right? "Goodness gracious mee" (11:17pm)
e_yazel: I'm near Oakland and am I "giving up" going out? Pehras I am foolish to be listening to this, at all!!! I SEE!! (11:22pm)
e_yazel: You are not entirely alone, Hal, although you may now wish you were. (11:36pm)
e_yazel: "whose indignities she rejects" ha ha ha (11:48pm)
e_yazel: they are not all in bed, you know.. they are concentrating on the Olympics. (11:55pm)
e_yazel: so despair not (11:55pm)
e_yazel: be ye comforted (11:56pm)
e_yazel: Tell us! Tell us about the Monsters!! (12:02am)
e_yazel: Gees, come on, tell us about it. (12:03am)
e_yazel: Ye know not the Hour, or the Day. (12:05am)
e_yazel: NOR the Day (12:07am)