Radio Valencia, From Troubled Past To a New Beginning: Many from the ignorance of these Maxims, and an inconsiderate zeal unto Truth, have too rashly charged the troops of error, and remain as Trophies unto the enemies of Truth: A man may be in as just possession of Truth as of a City, and yet be forced to surrender. So Radio Valencia did surrender, and moved to a much nicer neighborhood and lived happily ever after.

Chatroom History
September 14, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

e_yazel: This is terribly exciting. (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: floating through the studio (10:26pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Hey, are you at the new studio? (10:30pm)
e_yazel: WHat is it about? (10:37pm)
e_yazel: How Paul Thomas Anderson is over-rated?? (10:38pm)
e_yazel: Oh, okay, write about Mars, too! (10:38pm)
e_yazel: And how P.T. Anderson is the biggest hyped up director there is. (10:38pm)
Hello y'all: oh, Jesus!!! (10:39pm)
Tracy & Don: Jesus!!! (10:40pm)
e_yazel: To hell with Paul Thomas Anderson, I say.. AND the Scientologists. (10:40pm)
Tracy & Don: Jesus!!! (10:40pm)
Tracy & Don: Hey... Have you heard the good news? (10:40pm)
e_yazel: No, but I've heard that this movie The Master is supposed to be like the Second COming, qhich is fucking impossible. Becuse P.T. Anderson directed it. ANd he's a crook. (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: "Bob" is the ultimate good news. :) (10:49pm)
Tracy & Don: He has risen, of course...Good news is always about someone rising.. (10:50pm)
e_yazel: Well, if only we had a car, then. But we do not. (10:50pm)
Tracy & Don: There is no way to call in?? (10:53pm)
e_yazel: No, not as of yet, but Hal is actually reading these! Which is a first, I believe. (10:53pm)
Tracy & Don: Rico!!\ (10:53pm)
Tracy & Don: Im so happy for you! (10:54pm)
e_yazel: I was most unhappy knowing that I would be compelled to see yet another P.T. ANderson film because people are gushing over it, and then I was mentioned on the air. So happy I could hardly type. (10:55pm)
e_yazel: I mean, now I am. In spite of "Homage" happy rip off artist P.T. ANderson, who I am certain doesn;t actually say anything new or nervy about Scientology-- he's just using it to be hip. If you want to see the silliest review of a movie, go to Roling Stone online and read the first paragraphs gushing about The Master , a review written by Peter Travers. I've never seen anything so gushing about nay movie, ever. Amazing. (10:57pm)
e_yazel: The Peter Travers review of The Master. It'slike he just saw Citizen Kane for the first time. Jesus. (10:58pm)
e_yazel: Now people are trying to say this Anderson guy is the new Kubrick. Maybe that's who is now ripping off, it's always someone. I hope this goes up on the Radio website, too. SO THERE. (11:01pm)
e_yazel: I mean, ANderson is always ripping someone off, Scorsese, Robert Altman, the guy who wrote Oil! ... etc..... fuck Paul Thomas Anderson. So there. (11:03pm)
e_yazel: No one is arguing, I'm just ranting. (11:14pm)
e_yazel: Yes, Pete, write what you'd like to, of course! (11:14pm)
e_yazel: And thnak yuo for mentioining Raw Sotry, because it cheered me up after reading this gushing review of yet another undoubtedly over-rated P.T. Barnum.. I mean P.T. Anderson film. Bleh. (11:19pm)
e_yazel: I cannot correct the typing on this box,, thus my typing is not corrected. (11:20pm)
e_yazel: yes, very small. tell your story. (11:21pm)
e_yazel: oh, yes, they found the geographic mystery... what about that, Mr. Goldie? (11:23pm)
e_yazel: yes, write all about that. (11:25pm)
e_yazel: write about the geographic anomoly. absolutely. anyone who saw the moon series already knows about Buzz ALdrin's private Mass on the moon. (11:27pm)
e_yazel: yes, talk about your own personal observations in an article if you're sure you wish to share these conjectures. (11:28pm)
e_yazel: write about THAT!!! (11:30pm)
e_yazel: write about that testimony, the hearing!!! (11:31pm)
e_yazel: write about the low attendance of that very hearing!!! (11:31pm)
e_yazel: write about both of htose things, all of this you are bith discussing is fair game. including why John Carter failed. (11:32pm)
e_yazel: but this thing about the members of the committee about Mars not showing up, that's a great topic. (11:34pm)
e_yazel: speaking of robotics -- laundry, laundry checking time. talk among yourselves.. (11:36pm)
e_yazel: (and yes, writing about how we're avoiding Asimov's Laws of Robotics is also a great topic) (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: a pipe bo (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: b kitten mewing for some milk (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: well at least it wasn't a big sunken old (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: ship (11:55pm)
e_yazel: your sould returned to you and said "hey, where ya been??" (11:57pm)
e_yazel: robinson crusoe was the first prose novel in the first person, I think... (12:00am)
e_yazel: told in the first person... no, write about it!!! (12:00am)
e_yazel: write about these things!!! (12:01am)
e_yazel: just don't give me your theory as if it is from Anonymous (12:02am)
e_yazel: where is this sound effect you've mentioned. Pete? (12:03am)
e_yazel: Defoe should be taught! Definitely! Crusoe is the first prose novel in English in the first person narrative!! (12:05am)
I like boobs!!: I like books too! (12:11am)
e_yazel: books? or mainly novels? (12:12am)
I like boobs!!: Books, more the novels.... (12:13am)
e_yazel: they went out to tend to laundry so they are now playing frank devol's haunting brady bunch theme (12:13am)
e_yazel: well, books allow you to cuk, of course, from the very tit of knowledge. so it's good that you have your mammary fixation all rigured out, and that you are comfortable and resigned to it. (12:15am)
Dr. Penny: The Brady Bunch live from the surface of Mars. (12:15am)
e_yazel: to suck, that is. oh, why won't my keyboard work?? (12:16am)
e_yazel: I think the personage known as "I like boobs" has now departed. (12:17am)
I like boobs!!: No I'm here (12:17am)
e_yazel: are you certain? (12:17am)
e_yazel: is this program only at the mid-point? (12:19am)
Dr. Penny: At the mid-point of certainty. (12:22am)
I like boobs!!: Robo DJ! (12:29am)
McSchmormac: ADH is the first live show from the new studio I've listened to (12:30am)
e_yazel: you still need to do the niece's wedding, Hal?? (12:31am)
e_yazel: Robinson Crusoe USN was a Disney movie with non other than Dick Van Dyke (12:34am)
e_yazel: it was a modern retelling of Crusoe, but not in any sort of space setting. (12:35am)
e_yazel: sorry, it was called Lt. Robinson Crusoe U.S.N. and it had Nancy Kwan!!! I assume she was his (12:38am)
e_yazel: "Girl Friday" (12:38am)
e_yazel: 1966. Nancy Kwan in 1966 -- what more could anyone want on a desert island if one also has a library and food? nothing, really. coffee. (12:39am)
e_yazel: actually, she was called "wednesday" in that cinematic effort from Disney's live-action division of fine family entertainment. (12:45am)
e_yazel: get it? "Wednesday" instead of "Friday" but who really cares, since it was Nancy Kwan. On a desert island. (12:46am)
e_yazel: Hal is now into his Rip Van WInkle stage of his program, where the mountain faries keep him well over his pre-alloted time On the Air, bowling and so on. (12:48am)
e_yazel: Meeee! I am talking about Nancy Kwan!!1 (12:48am)
e_yazel: Lt Robinson Crusoe USN the Disney effort (12:49am)
I like boobs!!: Nancy was baggin in "flower drum song" (12:49am)
e_yazel: it was a DIck Van Dyke film, yes. in 1966 (12:49am)
e_yazel: that was the vector!!! (12:49am)
e_yazel: Remember that one?? (12:49am)
I like boobs!!: Yea (12:50am)
e_yazel: Dick Van DYke also had a very successful t.v. program not too long ago (12:50am)
e_yazel: he was a coroner (12:50am)
e_yazel: the Screen Actor's Guild just gave him an award. (12:50am)
e_yazel: is that Nancy Kwan singing the alphabet? (12:51am)
e_yazel: get a phone so that we can correct your misapprehensions about show business next time verbally. (12:52am)
e_yazel: stay there all night long. go ahead. (12:55am)
e_yazel: rent to several Google workers at once if you're going to rent. shove them all into one cramped room as a slumlord would. (12:57am)
e_yazel: why don't they send a vehicle to Mars to repair these dead vehicles on Mars you're speaking of? (12:59am)
e_yazel: Robinson Caruso?? (1:00am)
e_yazel: Robinson Caruso in Pagliacci? (1:01am)
Google Worker: Can we have a bus stop at Hal's house? (1:02am)
e_yazel: I'm never confused about such things!! (1:03am)
e_yazel: I know the difference! (1:03am)
e_yazel: Don't be paranoid. (1:04am)
e_yazel: Mice with the hantavirus (1:05am)
e_yazel: Yeah, speed it up, guys. (1:05am)