High above Mission and 20th Street, the denizens of The Ask Dr. Hal Show (Hal and some other guy, and a fevered chatbox) watch the world unfold below as the populous makes Bruno's the place to be on a Friday night. Also, space lessons at the curb.

Chatroom History
October 5, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

Not: hearing ADH..... (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: the same old Dr. Hal is cotton candy and a delicious steak all rolled into one. (10:09pm)
earl_yazel: spiders kill the loathsome bedbugs (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: I have the same issue in my bedroom, except that it's ants the the spiders eat and leave their shriveled little carcasses dotting my window sills and other surfaces. (10:16pm)
McSchmormac: ALexander's Ragtime Band - very nice Dr. (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: with the burning cinotaph (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: warming the air (10:19pm)
earl_yazel: Poor guy is alone, he didn't invite me. And I hardly need the drugs he mentions. (10:19pm)
McSchmormac: at least he has a CD I gave him to play :) (10:20pm)
McSchmormac: i think Hal, like John Lee Hooker, could be more interesting without collaborators... (10:20pm)
Not: walking on the edge of corn-y (10:21pm)
earl_yazel: these are great jokes. great. (10:22pm)
earl_yazel: Why is there no phone???? (10:23pm)
earl_yazel: oh, boy! an experiment! (10:23pm)
Not: this a great phone experryment (10:24pm)
Not: no expiry date (10:24pm)
Fish Everywhere: Thanks. (10:25pm)
Show: do more me, now. (10:25pm)
earl_yazel: repeat the number (10:25pm)
Show: 415 875 9051 (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: all I've got is a cup of coffee tonight to keep me floating (10:26pm)
earl_yazel: it is saying "no longer in service" (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: I just called the number too, and it says it's out of service. (10:27pm)
Oh Well: ...not in the sysytem yyett (10:27pm)
earl_yazel: well, that's a pity (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Michael Peppe!!!!!!!!!! (10:28pm)
McSchmormac: the new number posted to the site is actually 415-962-7979 but it's just rinigin out (10:28pm)
earl_yazel: Yes, no answer there. (10:29pm)
McSchmormac: that sushi might be there since last Sunday btw (10:29pm)
Oh Well: that don't matter to hal (10:29pm)
McSchmormac: well it's supposed to be fairly spicy (10:30pm)
earl_yazel: well, it is refrigerated, no? (10:30pm)
Oh Well: man does know.. (10:30pm)
McSchmormac: i don't know, maybe hal found it in the fridge - he didn't say, i'd imagine so (10:30pm)
Oh Well: man imagines (10:31pm)
earl_yazel: well, so they have a refrigerator. so the picture becomes more complete. (10:31pm)
Oh Well: they assume all (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: I just went back to eating meat in the past two weeks, been veg/vegan for years. Its so delicious. (10:31pm)
Oh Well: heeeeeeheeeeehhe (10:32pm)
McSchmormac: "unrefirgerated" (10:32pm)
McSchmormac: he should check the fridge it's full of beer!!!! (10:32pm)
earl_yazel: is he kidding???? (10:32pm)
earl_yazel: h'd bettter get that beer, then, it may save him from poisoning. (10:33pm)
McSchmormac: if it's that sushi that was around on sunday, it wasn't all that fresh then either (10:33pm)
Oh Well: knows nothing (10:33pm)
earl_yazel: Hal! Beer! Refrigerator.... no, he would have seen it in there. But he is possibly not reading these. (10:34pm)
Oh Well: reads nothing (10:34pm)
McSchmormac: the fridge is outside the booth in adifferent room (10:34pm)
McSchmormac: FULL of beer (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Beeeeeeeer. (10:35pm)
McSchmormac: it's black an fridge-like in appearane just inside the suite entrance (10:35pm)
Oh Well: , this is the nice Puzzling Evidence Radio Program (10:35pm)
earl_yazel: And who put it there? I am hoping he finds this beer before he gets ill from the old sushi. that's all. (10:35pm)
Oh Well: and the girl talking is Gobi (10:36pm)
McSchmormac: malderor provided the frridge, various others provided its contents (10:36pm)
earl_yazel: Either he has gone to investigate this beer matter or he is now violently ill and hanging his head out the window. (10:37pm)
Oh Well: vomiitng on clubbers (10:37pm)
Oh Well: big spleef time... (10:37pm)
earl_yazel: Wretching over the chic and not-so-chic, it matters not, out the window. (10:38pm)
McSchmormac: and there's only one compueter monito on the desk now, instead of the two there were at chez, so he mightn't see this becuase the sound monitor is on the screen in front of this window we're chatting in (10:38pm)
McSchmormac: if he goes looking for the bathroom key, he might notice the fridge (10:38pm)
earl_yazel: ACtually, provided it wuld all be allright inthe end, the image of Hal puking onto the sidewalk from above is pleasing and correct. (10:38pm)
Oh Well: he reads not.......he knows not. (10:39pm)
Oh Well: you write, he talks (10:39pm)
McSchmormac: no, i've seen him glance on the chatterbox on occasion (10:39pm)
earl_yazel: Yes, Hal throwing up on the crowd below, it is like something from Victor Hugo.... (10:39pm)
Oh Well: like now (10:39pm)
McSchmormac: as long as he doesn't barf on the mic, it's smelly enoughj already (10:40pm)
Oh Well: on that shoe, it's always 510 848 4425 (10:40pm)
earl_yazel: Right out the window. Onto all those slumming clubbers down below. (10:40pm)
McSchmormac: it's not the clubbiest part of town... (10:41pm)
McSchmormac: the puke wouldn't be too out of place, there's people defacating regulalry on the sidewalk around there (10:41pm)
earl_yazel: Ah, well, that's too bad, because he might simply take a healthy "whiz" onto the chic crowd below on this pleasant Friday evening. (10:42pm)
McSchmormac: http://tittycircus.com/bkab (10:43pm)
Oh Well: Bear whiz beer.....it's in the water (10:43pm)
earl_yazel: But we wouldn;t wanthim doing that n nice latino families taking a stroll. Are you certain there is no hipster disco or salon? Maybe an "oxygen bar"..? (10:43pm)
earl_yazel: Nearby? (10:43pm)
Oh Well: get out in the street (10:44pm)
McSchmormac: there's a divey place across the street that used to be popular (10:45pm)
Oh Well: answers first on the radio (10:45pm)
earl_yazel: in the street, or on the street? WHat is it Bishop Joey is saying? (10:45pm)
Oh Well: he a man of the sloth (10:45pm)
earl_yazel: Whiz out on the street at the "divey" place. (10:45pm)
Oh Well: that would be all the way across the street, over the coach wires, ontp the 20 yrs olds (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: dead man on a stick question: If jesus was char broiled into a cremated mass could he be ruptured? (10:46pm)
earl_yazel: Mares eat oats and little lambs eat divey. (10:46pm)
Oh Well: yes. he be french-fly (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: dust in the wind (10:47pm)
DJ AmperDan: Bring up the fader. You went quiet when you took the caller. (10:47pm)
McSchmormac: http://tittykazoo.com/bccn (10:47pm)
Oh Well: the caller is on Puzzling Evidence..it's all time control gone outta control (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: flying fries (10:48pm)
McSchmormac: AMperDan! the new phone number isn't working, you're listening to a recording - hopefully Hal is acquainting himself with the fridge (10:48pm)
Oh Well: it's a many layered shows (10:48pm)
DJ AmperDan: Frying flys? (10:48pm)
DJ AmperDan: Ah! (10:48pm)
Oh Well: that's the dead man on a stick question (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: when the toast popped up, it really popped up (10:48pm)
McSchmormac: i think he ate some 5+day old sushi he found there (10:49pm)
earl_yazel: A Many Splendored Thing (10:49pm)
Oh Well: let's say 10 daze (10:49pm)
earl_yazel: So, Hal has been food poisoned, now?? (10:49pm)
Oh Well: he not read (10:49pm)
McSchmormac: i called the new number a few times it just rang out, but hal gave out a different number on air, and it's not connected (10:49pm)
Oh Well: that's suicide man on the phone (10:49pm)
Oh Well: he may not be watching......the spider got him (10:50pm)
Oh Well: man, and the spider's splinking the beer (10:51pm)
Oh Well: pete goldie is ther (10:52pm)
Oh Well: maybe read posts now.....what #, Karen Carpenter? (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: the toasted Jesus in the rupture really leaped too, except when he lands, it's with Bob into the saucers. (10:52pm)
earl_yazel: Nw e everything will be all right/ (10:53pm)
Oh Well: RIP Jefff (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: a saucer of toast (10:54pm)
earl_yazel: It's that music from The Bride of Frankenstein. (10:54pm)
Dr. Penny: buttered up and ready for the sex goddesses (10:55pm)
Oh Well: yum. (10:55pm)
Oh Well: scream good.... (10:55pm)
earl_yazel: Universal was a great studio in those old days. (10:55pm)
earl_yazel: That woman who played the commoner was really annoying. She really over-acted. (10:56pm)
earl_yazel: However, I guess it wold not be the same without her. (10:57pm)
Oh Well: "muderedintheybeds" (10:57pm)
earl_yazel: right, that one. (10:57pm)
earl_yazel: whatta ham (10:58pm)
Oh Well: "Hangman also Die", Fritz Lang (10:58pm)
earl_yazel: really upstaging everyone. (10:58pm)
Oh Well: say name many times' (10:58pm)
Oh Well: Peppe attacks name (10:59pm)
earl_yazel: Peppe on North Korea. (11:00pm)
Oh Well: Peppe repaet trackes (11:00pm)
earl_yazel: Now you've heard everything. (11:00pm)
Oh Well: move on (11:00pm)
Oh Well: to X Day (11:01pm)
Oh Well: more Puzzling Evidence: The SubGenius Business Show (11:02pm)
earl_yazel: Listen to all that noise. That's amazing. It would serve these guys right if these Xists just came down retroactivally, on the tape. (11:02pm)
Oh Well: Now, Radio Synesthesia in Cleveland with Stang Hal (11:03pm)
earl_yazel: you know, on the recording (11:03pm)
Oh Well: yes, we know, the brown matter (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Jesus thrown in the pipe of Bob (11:03pm)
Oh Well: recorded on a tape, hence the slight slowing of speed in re-transcription (11:04pm)
earl_yazel: Pax Romana Noodleroni (11:04pm)
Oh Well: 2 please (11:04pm)
earl_yazel: Pax Romana 2 Shakir (11:05pm)
Oh Well: the capstan reel wears down over time, speeding up the tape, then playback is a little slow (11:05pm)
Oh Well: religione bog-down (11:06pm)
earl_yazel: Aw, naw, Jesus existed, and he was a very nice young man. (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: the fighting Jesus burning in the pipe of Bob, shooting forth his gun, they are the popping sparks flying from the pipe. (11:07pm)
Oh Well: yes, that's the one I saw, officer. (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Bob's fireworks on X-day, shooting forth from the saucers. (11:08pm)
Oh Well: done (11:08pm)
Oh Well: anyway bob killed san francisco Jan 24 1984 (11:09pm)
Oh Well: , rocknar (11:09pm)
earl_yazel: Boy, this is confusing. (11:09pm)
Oh Well: prasise the Martian on NHLG (11:09pm)
earl_yazel: well, that's that... (11:10pm)
Oh Well: it just many shows conflated on you brain (11:10pm)
earl_yazel: ok, good, now they'r cooking, once again. (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc -- the hotest Martian around. :D (11:10pm)
Oh Well: karen carpenter dey (11:10pm)
Oh Well: yes (11:11pm)
Oh Well: double hal (11:12pm)
Oh Well: they got quiet real good (11:12pm)
Oh Well: BobMartiaon (11:12pm)
Dr. Penny: No need to lie, just tell them about x-day! (11:13pm)
Oh Well: Curiosity Rover sees The Martian (11:13pm)
earl_yazel: Let's all be quiet. (11:13pm)
Oh Well: shhhhhhhh mr goldie is telling story (11:14pm)
Oh Well: is this on the quiz (11:14pm)
Oh Well: plogic and jelosophy (11:15pm)
Oh Well: nice pics, also (11:17pm)
Oh Well: ufo hate from KC (11:17pm)
earl_yazel: Extra-terestrials would care about the other species. (11:17pm)
earl_yazel: Only "rustics" would admit to seeing a saucer. Astronomers would never admit to it!! (11:18pm)
Oh Well: aleens avoid 'stonomers (11:18pm)
earl_yazel: WHy would an astornomer admit to it? They'd be considered susect immediately by those who did not see it. (11:19pm)
Dr. Penny: are the blueberries a sign of life? They might be petrified blueberries! (11:19pm)
Oh Well: bluberries.....on Mars? (11:20pm)
earl_yazel: It's like how my keyboard doesn't always work. It only doesn't work when it doesn't work. Geeeesss. (11:20pm)
Oh Well: what the hell he say? (11:20pm)
Oh Well: is THIS on the quiz?? (11:20pm)
earl_yazel: they've come to an impasse once again (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: http://smellystain.com/nuvf (11:21pm)
Oh Well: clicking of "cigarette holder" (11:21pm)
earl_yazel: when do they get a phone into this station? they need input, MAN (11:21pm)
Oh Well: MAN, input they need (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: http://tittykazoo.com/xafe (11:21pm)
Oh Well: don't be eatin' them!!! (11:22pm)
Oh Well: Seee? (11:23pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:23pm)
earl_yazel: justbe apathetic, it's what we need, now. total apathy. (11:23pm)
Oh Well: we have neat desk.....humphm (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: GEORGE JETSON DESK!!!! EXACTLY!!!!! (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: genius! (11:23pm)
earl_yazel: well who cares (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: Mr. Spacely (11:23pm)
Oh Well: how 'bout talk? (11:23pm)
Dr. Penny: delicious martian blueberries (11:24pm)
Oh Well: and on the Mars! (11:24pm)
McSchmormac: did Hal find the beer fridge yet? (11:24pm)
Oh Well: and with 1/2 + 1/2 (11:24pm)
Oh Well: Pete tell you that fridge is full of beeer (11:24pm)
earl_yazel: yes, and they 've been talking about all the brands and everything, haven't you been listening? (11:25pm)
Oh Well: yes for you beeeerrrr (11:25pm)
Oh Well: drink it, idiot (11:25pm)
McSchmormac: DRINK IT!!! (11:25pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:25pm)
McSchmormac: free up sapce in the fridge for more 5 day old sushi (11:26pm)
Oh Well: try phone now (11:26pm)
McSchmormac: phone still not working (11:26pm)
Oh Well: it is ask dr hal.....science guy (11:26pm)
earl_yazel: banned from what?? (11:26pm)
Oh Well: banned from beer fridge (11:26pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:27pm)
Oh Well: no body (11:27pm)
McSchmormac: it's apparantly communal beer... (11:27pm)
Oh Well: communist beeeeer! (11:27pm)
McSchmormac: some of its providers said "drink away" (11:27pm)
Oh Well: Monstar Mortar Show (11:30pm)
Oh Well: a Degree in Slack? (11:30pm)
Oh Well: Smack-down Slack? (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, yes, when will the life be found?! (11:31pm)
McSchmormac: got a silent movie night in Viracocha this SUnday - *ahem* (11:32pm)
Oh Well: what a cool place to be...... (11:33pm)
Oh Well: , more or less (11:34pm)
earl_yazel: I hope they aren't above some fire. (11:36pm)
earl_yazel: This making me nuts. PETE! Call Roxanne, It is in your email. We wish to pay you something. (11:37pm)
Oh Well: only on PayHal (11:38pm)
Oh Well: problem? (11:39pm)
Oh Well: it's is all too cool! (11:39pm)
Oh Well: the good stuff!!!! (11:40pm)
Oh Well: Quelle dommage!!!! (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: streamlining the red tape (11:41pm)
Oh Well: space mooney, sea money (11:42pm)
Oh Well: and this means what to US? (11:44pm)
McSchmormac: who? (11:46pm)
Oh Well: the chat box is closed. (11:46pm)
McSchmormac: what? ask again? (11:46pm)
Oh Well: is open again. (11:46pm)
Oh Well: what guy is communicatting? (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: i was mesmerised by the Holst (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: and doing other shit (11:47pm)
Oh Well: Pete Goldie's Band (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: check ou my pinata in the pic below (11:47pm)
Oh Well: ok (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: Pedro Goldie - El Banned-ito! (11:48pm)
The _Raw_Story: I don't think he has jumped from his capsule. (11:48pm)
Dr. Penny: He doesn't actually make his jump until Oct. 8th. (11:48pm)
Oh Well: but he still has to sit there until then (11:48pm)
The _Raw_Story: He is jumping next week. (11:49pm)
Oh Well: aren't we all? (11:49pm)
The _Raw_Story: His "supersonic freefall" is next Tuesday (11:50pm)
The _Raw_Story: Over New Mexico. (11:50pm)
The _Raw_Story: Austrian daredevil Felix Baumgartner (11:52pm)
Dr. Penny: well at least it's not ohms from the yoga (11:52pm)
Oh Well: on Vimeo (11:54pm)
McSchmormac: which? the SAM meter/ (12:00am)
Oh Well: peak goldie (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: warming our hands at the glowing screen and the voices swelling in the air. (12:02am)
Oh Well: the first guy was a black air forsce major (12:02am)
Oh Well: no on the air (12:03am)
Dr. Penny: as he falls, does he swell too? (12:04am)
Oh Well: nose the black forse! (12:04am)
Oh Well: noel coward jumps from ballon! (12:05am)
E_Yazel: Lots of people listening? Well, whatever you do, don't plug Raw Story's Culture Clutch by name. It would bring the entire broadcast down, man. ; ) Plug all else! Okay, see yah guys. ; ) (12:05am)
Oh Well: and don't talk about the sililent movies at Viracocha (12:06am)
Oh Well: we don't matter (12:06am)
Dr. Penny: one of the latest Mars images sure looks like it could be a footprint: http://crackheadlove.com/autu (12:07am)
Dr. Penny: one of the latest Mars images sure looks like it could be a footprint: http://hogtiedteens.org/euvx (12:07am)
Dr. Penny: one ring to rule them all (12:08am)
Dr. Penny: There's a Lake Del Val in the east bay near Pleasanton. (12:15am)
Dr. Penny: merry but not quite contrary (12:39am)