In this episode, the show turns turtle as mythical kingdoms come to the fore, with a consideration of imports and exports, tariffs, protectionism and travel tips. No tortoises were harmed during the making of this broadcast; all depicted terrapin activity was supervised by armed, accredited Testudinologists from the so-called Tortoise-Shell Institute of Terra Nova, California. The Church of the SubGenius and "Old Sequaw" are registered trade marks and all rights are reserved in perpetuity by the Fortress of Stangor, Inc. Note: Native American shamans may not completely endorse the SubGenius annual rite of "Bobtism."

With Dr. Howland Owll, Michael Pepe, Philo Drummund, Puzzling Evidence, Kimmie Joan, and Pete Goldie.

Chatroom History
November 16, 2012 10:00pm - 3:30am

fuck bob: Well the guy is talking again (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: Michael Peppe is there!!!! That's just as good Santa Claus being there! (10:31pm)
android: the radiovalencia android app is broken (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: Just make sure it's not in a bag of dicks. (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone is clear as can be. (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob"! (10:53pm)
Squinky: Vas ist los mit du ? Silly shtup boinkers ! love your work (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: As Rev. Stang says, "I feel sorry for the one penised, especially the females." (11:13pm)
Pants: The Show goes on! (12:37am)