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A Day That Will Live Until It Dies Alone and Unloved
December 7, 2012 10:00pm

 

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A Day That Will Live Until It Dies Alone and Unloved
Dr. Hal and his guests get their pet peeves off their chests; it's a sort of stream-of-consciousness thing. With music and effects it is augmented, one suspects, just so they can have this periodic fling. If you find nothing the matter with their truly endless chatter, we invite you to tune in and stay awhile. We will seek that you aren't "burned" every single time you're turned to 87.9 on the dial. We like to hope that thereby doing you'll be easily pursuing the same tropes that occupy our own discourse.

But if that, indeed, is not the case, you needn't feel a loss of face-- especially, considering the source.

Chatroom History
December 7, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Aslan: What is the speed of thought ? (10:23pm)
microphone: thank you for helpful audio-improving adjustment. (10:24pm)
Aslan: no fcc free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:26pm)
Pacifican: You have that correctly... (10:37pm)
Mic Stand: Thank you all for setting proper levels (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzzling! ... Puzzling! ... Puzzling Ev-i-dence! (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: next week i'll be there. (10:48pm)
Mick Hit: What is this guy talking about? (10:53pm)
the river of broadcast delights: the cup runneth o'r (10:54pm)
Mick Hit: O'er the hile and Dall... (10:56pm)
Salvador Golly : Chatterbox warm up message (11:22pm)
Salvador Golly : Balloons? (11:23pm)
Salvador Golly: Question for Dr Hal: (11:30pm)
Salvador Golly: What is a good subgenius poem for a wedding that won't alarm the pinks too much? (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: i just cooked up a pot of fried sludge -- want some ? (11:33pm)
Salvador Golly: Sludge is the best thing to cool in a pot (11:33pm)
Salvador Golly: Dr Hal: I have "Let's Voyage to that New American House" by Richard Brautigan and "The Trees" by Kafka. (11:35pm)
McSchmormac: is kRob there tonight? (11:35pm)
Salvador Golly: Dont make me call and torpedo your flow good Dr (11:37pm)
Mick Hit: Stop It!!!!! (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: It's the sludge they feed the compte (11:56pm)
Mick Hit: Next WEEEEK! (11:56pm)
amazingly_e_yazel_is_here: comment, here, I am commenting. (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: computers in which the nuclear launch codes are entered. (11:57pm)
amazingly_e_yazel_is_here: here's a comment. uh, swell (11:57pm)
Whatever: do you mean? (12:01am)
Salvador Golly: I can play more piano if anyone wants (12:01am)
Salvador Golly: It's an out of tune but operational player piano (12:02am)
Whatever: Wolf Man Jack has done, humans will not make it out alive..... (12:02am)
McSchmormac: is it portable? (12:02am)
Salvador Golly: Yes Centuri (12:02am)
Salvador Golly: In that it has wheels, yes (12:03am)
McSchmormac: does it play Turkey in the Straw? (12:03am)
Whatever: is that song, TITS, played on a Centuri player piano (12:04am)
Salvador Golly: No only strip club tracks (12:04am)
Whatever: T-urkey I-n T-he S-traw (12:04am)
Salvador Golly: Not yet but maybe at midnight under a harvest moon (12:05am)
McSchmormac: in the Lauel & Hardy short "The Music Box" their player piano plays TITS (12:05am)
Salvador Golly: It's coming from the ship! (12:05am)
blurb: self-publish ADH poster blurb dot com book (12:07am)
Whatever: Splat (12:11am)
Splat: X per E meantal (12:11am)
McSchmormac: Hal A. Looyah! (12:21am)
It's faco: Oswald acted alone (12:23am)
It's faco: I know it's true cause quantum leap had an episode about it (12:24am)
It's faco: Good show (12:26am)
McSchmormac: Reuben & Rachel? (12:27am)
McSchmormac: Reuben & Rachel? (12:27am)
McSchmormac: echo! (12:28am)
McSchmormac: echo! (12:28am)
It's faco: Echo (12:28am)
McSchmormac: facho! (12:28am)
It's faco: Lol (12:29am)
It's faco: Mcschmormecho (12:30am)
McSchmormac: do you like ethiopique'n pie? (12:30am)
It's faco: Haven't had it but sounds delicious (12:31am)
McSchmormac: it's like goat-flavored pecan pie (12:31am)
It's faco: Goat is good that's why I have goat tee (12:33am)
It's faco: Bring some to the station fridge (12:34am)
McSchmormac: i thought you had a mister tee (12:34am)
It's faco: Thermal nuclear detonator (12:35am)
McSchmormac: luncheon codes? (12:35am)
McSchmormac: non_Americans are aliens! (12:36am)
McSchmormac: i am a legal aien (12:37am)
McSchmormac: alien (12:37am)
It's faco: We have a lot in common (12:37am)
It's faco: I am a lizard in a lab coat (12:38am)
McSchmormac: it's gecko! (12:40am)
It's faco: Mcschmormac there is strength in you I see it (12:40am)
McSchmormac: guinness for strength (12:40am)
McSchmormac: http://tittycircus.com/bnnz (12:41am)
Splat: Dragons for Timmy (12:41am)
It's faco: I like smithwicks with a Guinness head (12:42am)
McSchmormac: i like gravy with a guinness head (12:44am)
McSchmormac: four score and seven years ago was 1925 (12:44am)
It's faco: Cemetery's are frightening (12:44am)
McSchmormac: it's not dead people that frighten me (12:44am)
It's faco: What frightens you? (12:46am)
McSchmormac: being institutionlized (12:47am)
It's faco: Palm midgets (12:47am)
McSchmormac: do they live in plam trees? (12:48am)
It's faco: They use palmade (12:50am)
McSchmormac: http://shittydomain.com/kxaw (12:53am)
Splat: Torpintime.... (12:53am)
It's faco: Sing (12:54am)
It's faco: One more (12:55am)
McSchmormac: three peas (12:56am)
McSchmormac: four peas (12:56am)
McSchmormac: squam four peas (12:56am)
It's faco: Peaschmormac (12:56am)
McSchmormac: squeam (12:56am)
It's faco: Good journey (12:58am)
McSchmormac: *applause* (12:58am)
McSchmormac: i know that song (12:59am)
McSchmormac: is it from raiders of the lost ark? (12:59am)
It's faco: Na temple of doom (12:59am)
McSchmormac: what a seamless tansition! (1:00am)
McSchmormac: i have to log off (1:02am)
It's faco: Later bro (1:02am)
McSchmormac: g'night (1:02am)
McSchmormac: and have yourself a merry little christmas night (1:02am)


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