Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.
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Chatroom History
January 11, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: The headphone plugs opposite of the boards are wonky. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: at least a couple of them as I recall (10:30pm)
honkey kong: per favore aiutatemi per favore - non riesco a sentire il mio cane morto che sta mangiando la televisione - ti prego per il vostro aiuto in questa situazione triste Bing Translation please help me please -- I cannot hear you on my dead dog that is eating the television -- I beg for your assistance in this sad situation (10:36pm)
honkey kong: I beg for your assistance in this sad situation (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Those were beautiful Rusty! (10:38pm)
honkey kong: what poignant proesy gasp yawn excuse me (10:38pm)
honkey kong: help I'm a poem please read me (10:39pm)
e_yazel: graves better than wallace, EH?? (10:40pm)
e_yazel: well, I cannot be sure of that. (10:40pm)
e_yazel: I mean graves better than stevens? s you've claimed, Rusty? Hm? Hm? Eh? (10:41pm)
honkey kong: az by cx dw ev fu gt hs ir jq kp lo mn (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Hal knows all about business, especially with his Course in Success in Sex and Real Estate. (10:44pm)
honkey kong: now available @ amazon.com (10:45pm)
honkey kong: also available as a free bitorrent download @ artrip.org (10:47pm)
honkey kong: screw you you human blob (10:47pm)
honkey kong: please pry my cold dead gun from my hot bare arms (10:49pm)
honkey kong: super gigantic model thing sex assassination laugh (10:52pm)
sleeplisten: funereal feral squirrel scat (10:55pm)
sleeplisten: You are just too too hinky -- more tinky please -- In the bowels of Dobbs, I beseech thee ! (10:57pm)
::::::::: i can hardly hear rusty over the screeching music (10:57pm)
sleeplisten: circumcise krob again (10:58pm)
gnose: Ciao dottore Hal Robins il mio nome è lesione io sono un demone e voglio difetto alla tua Chiesa l'aiuto SubGenius me per favore ---- Hello Doctor Hal Robins my name is Lesion I am a daemon and I want to defect to your Church of the SubGeniushelp me please (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: "Bob" condones guns, particularly in the hands of the Fightin' Jesus and on the decks of the Xist saucers. (11:17pm)
Clem McCoy: You goddam commie sukkas -- budda budda takka takka vip ping pow mofo (11:19pm)
Clem McCoy: Im not listening not listening not listening (11:21pm)
Clem McCoy: Im not watching not watching not watching (11:22pm)
Clem McCoy: IM not talking to you talking to youtalking to you (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: You could put one of those bathroom quarter locks on the frig door! (11:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Raking in big money from all them quaters. (11:27pm)