Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.

Better be safe at home listening to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show on Radio Valencia.

Chatroom History
January 25, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

skidwich: Thus Eagle-like, panther-like, Are the poet%u2019s longings, Are your longings under a thousand masks, You fool! You poet!... (10:02pm)
skidwich: You that have looked upon man As god and as sheep %u2014 Tearing to pieces the god in man As well as the sheep in man, And laughing while tearing (10:02pm)
skidwich: This, this is your bliss, A panther%u2019s and eagle%u2019s bliss, A poet%u2019s and fool%u2019s bliss! (10:02pm)
Frock Face: Where the hal is fuck?! (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Where have all the paperboys gone? (10:55pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hi Hal, Hi Pete Goldie, Hi Puzzling Evidence! (11:00pm)
Dr. Penny: Long time passing, now in Dobbstown where "Bob" rolls much of his frop and puffs and blows his smoke in the faces of all those paperboys. (11:02pm)
jr "spud" seven: http://bit.ly/XGLJUI (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah, cause alcohol and cigs are like peanut butter and jelly. (11:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: will trade show for jokes (11:35pm)
e_yazel: they change his name FROM Natty Bumpo????in that Michael Mann adaptation??? Typical (11:36pm)
e_yazel: the Deerslayer.... Leatherstocking.... (11:36pm)
e_yazel: they call him Daniel Day Poe, or something, in that movie? (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: in the Bowels of Christ , I beg of you , respect my wampum . only want to have your Baby (11:37pm)
e_yazel: there's a sex scene in Name of the Rose? (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: yes with a gorgeous connie and a slab of meat (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: puzzling evidence filmed it (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: for historical purposes, of course (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: music too loud keep level @ 30 relative to mikes @ 60 (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: what outdated pedagogy (11:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: now you're really micturating me off ! (11:45pm)
e_yazel: Pete is right, these days one has to maintain eternal vigilance where children's exposure to media is concerned (11:45pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: turn down the goddam music or i'm gonna wear earplugs you luddite 'tards (11:49pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: i hear you but i dont want to this is coercive duress somebodyhelp me please (11:51pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im calling Gov. Diane Finestine -- she's my buzom buddy -- she'll shut you down pront you infantile puerilists -- i won a silver star in vietnam -- i dont have to take this shit (11:53pm)
e_yazel: yes, you do have the take it! That' what the medal is for! (11:54pm)
e_yazel: TO Take it, I meant, Take it like a man, too. (11:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: history is a gun the ink is blood the paper is flesh. (11:56pm)
e_yazel: this program should be entitled Ask Puzzling Evidence! (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im taking it in as manly a manner as i may but puzzling evidence outranks me so he rules but im gonna frag him. (11:58pm)
e_yazel: well, I drink a lot of coffee, and there's certainly nothing twitchy about me... incidentally, the reason they haven't brought Dr Doom into these CGI spectacles is because he's too much like Darth Vader visually (11:59pm)
e_yazel: think of how much Doctor Doom looks like Darth Vader... huh? (12:02am)
e_yazel: Outer Limits isn't so bad, what is he talking about? (12:17am)
e_yazel: Poor Gig Young was a tremendous alcoholic. (12:24am)
e_yazel: Vincent Price, the Jerry Lewis of horror movies. (12:24am)
e_yazel: (He is to horror movies what Jerry Lewis is to comedy.) And, like Lewis , did a lot of his later movies overseas. (12:26am)
e_yazel: Now they're discussing Felix Baumgartner's urine! Urine over your head, now. (12:29am)