Radio Valencia built a beautiful large, functional studio. The subgenii Dr. Hal, Ivan Stang, Puzzling Evidence, Spy, KrOB, Philo Drummond, and Michael Peppe demonstrate that seven heads are less than one, as the struggle for audio dominance in a perfect booth with one microphone. Blame pilot error for the horrible results.

Chatroom History
February 15, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Salvador Golly: Dr. Hal logging on (10:03pm)
Jimmy Savile: Could someone please come to the city morgue and let me out ? Im locked in... it's cold... Im stiff ... so is he ... somebody help me, please (10:13pm)
Holy_Fuck: No. (10:17pm)
Chris Dorner: Can I hide outat your place for a few days ? (10:17pm)
Holy_Fuck: On , very funny (10:17pm)
Holy_Fuck: I mean "Oh, very funny" sarcastically. (10:19pm)
Chris Dorner: I dont believe you. You're a liar ! Idding you to my shitlist right now. (10:20pm)
Chris Dorner: I mean: "Im adding" stupit keybored (10:21pm)
Rabbi Pink: Why won't my foreskin grow back ? (10:24pm)
Holy_Fuck: get philo off of there, he is so dull (10:25pm)
Holy_Fuck: he rarely says anything all that interesting (10:26pm)
Rabbi Pink: Please join my class action lawsuit vs Zion -- We seek compensation for lost sexual sensitivity (10:27pm)
Rabbi Pink: we want our foreskins back (10:27pm)
skidwich: i am stimulated. sexually. (10:27pm)
Rabbi Pink: I am simulated sectionally (10:28pm)
skidwich: can i be philo? (10:29pm)
Rabbi Pink: Wow ! My foreskin is growing back -- Dr Hal, you are a miracle worker... a Messiah! Thank you thank you thank you ! (10:30pm)
Doktor W.: Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil and fast for our feast, you with your dislocated reason, have cutely foretold, a jophet in your own absence (10:31pm)
Jane Hyperclitoris: I may be pobucker but i know when Im being hornswoggled. You think I don't know what "jophet" means, hunh ? Hunh? (10:37pm)
Doktor W.: BEHOLD the show stone (10:41pm)
Al Magnus: your sophistry fails the test ptism of baphomet. you are naught but a foolish poseur, a puffer, a blustering blowhard buffoon. you are not qualified to pump my bellows, silly chymist (10:47pm)
Al Magnus: frickin keybord -- test of the fire, the secret baptism of baphomet (10:49pm)
Doktor W.: You were a kid once to. (10:50pm)
Al Magnus: was not was not was not (10:50pm)
Doktor W.: Damned blinking instruments! What buttons do i push?!?! (10:52pm)
Al Magnus: I cannot tell you : I refuse to throw my pork before wise guys. (10:53pm)
Doktor W.: That I be exiled from all truth... (10:54pm)
Doktor W.: Very well, I'll be waiting on the porch. (10:56pm)
Al Magnus: expatriated from all lies (10:56pm)
Salvador Golly: Smashing and swearing works well (10:56pm)
Al Magnus: fricative impaction & cussing doesn't play well (10:57pm)
Al Magnus: on 3rd thought -- i beg to defer... i stoop to concur ... forgive my impudence, please (10:59pm)
Salvador Golly: Did anyone else hear Stang's voice swoon when Spy emerson sat down next to him (11:02pm)
Karen Allen: not Margot Kidder, was Bridges' co-star in STARMAN. (11:04pm)
Anne Frank: Hello -- I am selling an original ballpoint pen copy first edition of my famous Diary so I can buy breast implants and botox. Please visit my eBay ad and bid ! (11:06pm)
Anne Frank: I am also selling my hymen and labial trimmings to pay for liposuction and a tummy tuck. Please bid in my ebay auction ! (11:11pm)
Jacques Dauphin: You americans talk a lot of twaddle with your englishing, but I tell you this -- someday the Merovingian dynasty will rise again ! Then everyone will speak French ! Phooey ! I pyroflatulate in your particular direction ! (11:16pm)
s'mores: hey now! (11:16pm)
Holy_Fuck: But isn't that what Argo is about? (12:30am)
Holy_Fuck: Ben Affleck grabbed that matter already. Bastard. (12:31am)
Holy_Fuck: yes, the thing about comic books with superheroes is that they became very one-note (12:35am)