Chatroom History
April 8, 2016 10:00pm - 1:29am

DrPantz: Oh B B B Boy (10:00pm)
DrPantz: The time draws incredibly fucking nigh! (10:00pm)
DrPantz: The (10:00pm)
DrPantz: ASK (10:00pm)
DrPantz: DR (10:00pm)
DrPantz: HAL (10:00pm)
DrPantz: SHOW (10:01pm)
DrPantz: right on the HOUR (10:01pm)
DrPantz: nice (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, The Ask Dr. Hal Show has arrived once again!!!!!! (10:06pm)
DrPantz: Greetings Dr Penny (10:06pm)
DrPantz: glad to see you (10:07pm)
DrPantz: great leadoff stuff man, this (10:08pm)
Rev. Bitwise: If Puzzling Evidence will be in, I would love to hear what he thinks about this article about how navies are obsolete. (10:08pm)
Rev. Bitwise: (10:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, greetings to you too! (10:08pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Ahoy hoy. (10:08pm)
DrPantz: Sooo glad I could make it live tonight (10:08pm)
DrPantz: right on, nice to meet you Rev. Bitwise (10:08pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Nice to meet you. (10:09pm)
Rev. Bitwise: What is this clip from? (10:09pm)
DrPantz: the only downside is that when i catch them live it's because i am going to be pulling an all nighter (10:09pm)
DrPantz: keeleng it! (10:09pm)
DrPantz: Praise "Bob" (10:10pm)
DrPantz: this is audio blotter (10:10pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Man, the chat box ate two comments (10:12pm)
DrPantz: indeed (10:13pm)
DrPantz: it's a greedy little sentence eater, with no rhyme or reason as far as i can tell (10:13pm)
Rev. Bitwise: This is awful, how is this client this bad? (10:14pm)
DrPantz: not sure, but it does seem to be particular (10:15pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Am I using a special character the code isn't sanitizing? (10:15pm)
Rev. Bitwise: No, these are all fine. (10:15pm)
DrPantz: i thought it was special character too (10:16pm)
DrPantz: but it doesn't seem to be that (10:16pm)
DrPantz: i tried to type the word "killer" the other day and chatterbox ate it every time (10:17pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Anyway, Dr. Hal is quite right, talk of the technical difficulties is tiresome (10:17pm)
DrPantz: and tonight, not a problem (10:17pm)
DrPantz: when i first stasrted listenign to Hal regularly a few years back (10:17pm)
Rev. Bitwise: I don't have to get up with my kid overnight on Fridays (10:17pm)
DrPantz: every episode started with him having technical difficulties (10:17pm)
DrPantz: and then pete goldie would end up coming in (10:18pm)
Rev. Bitwise: So for me this is the opposite of an all nighter (10:18pm)
DrPantz: at first i thought it was real, then i think it was schtick (10:18pm)
DrPantz: how old is your kid? (10:18pm)
Rev. Bitwise: That's one of the great joys of Subgenius radio (10:18pm)
Rev. Bitwise: 7 mos. (10:18pm)
DrPantz: awww, you gotta little guy (10:18pm)
Rev. Bitwise: He's been sleeping through the night pretty well (10:18pm)
DrPantz: nice (10:18pm)
Rev. Bitwise: For about 2 months, we've been very fortunate (10:18pm)
DrPantz: indeed (10:19pm)
DrPantz: i was on night duty and my wife was on early morning duty, it worked fine for our work schedules at the time (10:19pm)
DrPantz: and i like babies, and especially the night feedings (10:19pm)
Rev. Bitwise: I stay home and work part time (10:19pm)
Rev. Bitwise: So my wife gives me one day off a week (10:19pm)
DrPantz: i also liked night feedings because i could play Diablo and Half-Life at the same time (10:20pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Shit, I just can't do real-time games like that (10:21pm)
Rev. Bitwise: I really only enjoy turn-based games (10:21pm)
DrPantz: like Baldur's Gate? (10:21pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Wait, how did you play video games and feed your kid at the same time? (10:22pm)
DrPantz: holding her (10:22pm)
DrPantz: and then they grab the bottle themselves (10:22pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Oh, gotcha. Yeah, he's already trying (10:22pm)
DrPantz: diablo is a one handed game (10:22pm)
DrPantz: that's all I reall played (10:23pm)
Rev. Bitwise: He pushes it away and then gets confused (10:23pm)
DrPantz: i said Half Life to pay homage to Dr Hal (10:23pm)
Rev. Bitwise: It reminds me of the Bill Hicks bit about the guys who confront him after a show (10:23pm)
DrPantz: i was playing Half Life then, but not at night feedings, that was Diablo runs, and the catacombs and the caverns never got old (10:23pm)
DrPantz: i don't know that Bit (10:23pm)
DrPantz: i will haver to check it out (10:24pm)
Rev. Bitwise: Oh, just a line out of it, he talks about the guy who pushes him and shouts "Come here!" (10:24pm)
Rev. Bitwise: "Not a physics major" (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: No Fabreeze in the space station aye. (10:27pm)
Rev. Bitwise: oh this is a great story (10:28pm)
DrPantz: it is (10:30pm)
DrPantz: susie's laughter in the background is great (10:30pm)
DrPantz: fropstick, arnold palmer and Hal! (10:50pm)
DrPantz: ahhhh (10:50pm)
DrPantz: consciousness is fundamental folks (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: $35 is fundamental. (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: I was at a store this week, and the slack of that $35 was with me & got me precisely what I sought there. (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Oh, well, er, it was $30 when I paid for it. (11:03pm)
DrPantz: I beta tested it (11:04pm)
DrPantz: keep it going (11:16pm)
DrPantz: it sounds great (11:16pm)
DrPantz: i am telling you, it's audio blotter tonight (11:18pm)
DrPantz: crowbar (11:24pm)
DrPantz: what would gordon do (11:24pm)
DrPantz: ha ha, yep, sounding crystal clear on my end (11:32pm)
DrPantz: huzzah (11:33pm)
St. Inkfinger: is there punch & pi? (11:34pm)
DrPantz: a pinch or punch donnie (11:35pm)
It's SEND IN THE $$$$ TIME: Pledge Your Love Seed Offering to our HAL HOLE (11:36pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite's Episode : Death Rides A Kitty -- Puzzling Evidence hires an infant feline to do his dirty work -- kill Dr Hal ! The furry assassin meows its way into Sir Robins' good graces and prepares to do the deed -- but Love intervenes and saves both their lives ! (11:37pm)
St. Inkfinger: As soon as I devise a new plan to con the CON. (11:37pm)
St. Inkfinger: lol, he said doody (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite : 50 Shades of Pink -- Dr Hal mercilessly tongue-lashes feckless wanker wannabes with worldly-wise witticisms till they submit to suffering his peculiar perverse peccadillo : prepositional poly-parsed pig-Latin meme-mimicry interspersed with pompous quotations of classic mercury-addled alchemical adages. Bumper Music : "Stranger on the Show" -- Percy Faith (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: maudlin madness (11:40pm)
St. Inkfinger: there's always that (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite's Bumper Music : "Stranger on the Show" -- Percy Faith (11:42pm)
Don Fecklless: There's always something.. nothing unthat exists (11:42pm)
St. Inkfinger: Well if iT didn't iT wouldn't (11:43pm)
Earl the Magnificent: They have Trump steaks in the studio?? (11:43pm)
Make America Great Guidance: The Girl 1st....THEN THE BOY!!! (11:43pm)
!!!: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:44pm)
St. Inkfinger: That's sexist. (11:44pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Re-Elect Al Gore ! (11:44pm)
Earl the Magnificent: Whatever they are crunching does not sound like steaks. Are these Trump Steaks crunchy? (11:45pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Tonite : Sad Max -- Silly Road -- Synopsis : Humanity is coocoo, and everyone is fighting for jokes, but Sad Max ( Dr Hal ) might be able to laugh last. He's a man of action and many words, who seeks peace of mind following the loss of his sense of humor. He teams up with Furiosa ( Dr Penny ), en route back to her childhood lalaland. (11:48pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: who is en route to her childhood lalaland (11:48pm)
Clown Car: Send in the Ayatollah of Chuckles (11:49pm)
DrPantz: haha, love the Coz in the background (11:51pm)
rebel with a COZ: I need a new drug (11:52pm)
St. Inkfinger: Bad as in naughty, or bad as in tainted? (11:52pm)
DrPantz: Sensei Hal (11:53pm)
DrPantz: At Dojo Valencia (11:53pm)
Furiosa Laffensnatch: Trumpet Slacker (11:54pm)
DrPantz: kitty giggles (11:54pm)
St. Inkfinger: yup (12:00am)
St. Inkfinger: Spanish-fly (12:01am)
St. Inkfinger: 1. Kristina Ruehli Year of Alleged Incident: 1965 (12:04am)
St. Inkfinger: 2. Carla Ferrigno Year of Alleged Incident: 1967 (12:05am)
St. Inkfinger: pretty much 65-2008 (12:06am)
DrPantz: evolution is fundamental too (12:11am)
DrPantz: those are the only two fundamentals, consciousness and evolution (12:11am)
St. Inkfinger: Bacon (12:12am)
DrPantz: teeth you say (12:16am)
St. Inkfinger: baby ducks have an egg-tooth (12:18am)
DrPantz: great show hal, i can't make it any longer, it's been a long day in st louis (12:36am)
stronger than dirt: and that don't hurt (12:45am)
Culpepper: Cap'n (12:48am)
There is no Godzilla: Rappin Cappin Tappin (12:50am)
tab cola: is a beautiful drink. (12:54am)