Chatroom History
May 1, 2016 6:00pm - 8:26pm
Stephen:
I need some sixth dimensional being updates. Is my DNA aligned or what?
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6:01pm
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ALVSURE:
Wow is this painful
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6:04pm
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ALVSURE:
pull the plug cory
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6:04pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
freeman's Prince conspiracy anyone?
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6:16pm
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Stephen:
*does push ups*
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6:16pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
its ridiculous
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6:17pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
shelby's prerrt close
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6:17pm
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Stephen:
Shelby works so much he can afford to have a butler pull up his bootstraps.
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6:20pm
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Sara Murphy:
Shelby works almost as much as he talks about working
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6:20pm
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Sara Murphy:
Hi Stephen!
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6:21pm
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Stephen:
HELLO MURPH.
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6:21pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
house punx?
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6:21pm
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fema:
new punk body spray called: REEK
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6:23pm
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Stephen:
HIGH COLLARS
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6:24pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
phat pants or tight on men?
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6:24pm
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Stephen:
cargo shorts
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6:24pm
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ALVSURE:
#ShelbysPunkFashionTip
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6:25pm
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Stephen:
and those crocs that look like mary janes
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6:25pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
what were you wearing Shelby!?!?!!
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6:25pm
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Stephen:
Suck you BISS
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6:26pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Whutter THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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6:26pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
the halston of punk!!!!
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6:27pm
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Stephen:
WORK CHAT
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6:28pm
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FEMA:
Where can we download the WOW sond effect?
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6:28pm
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Stephen:
they aren't.
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6:28pm
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Pus bukket:
Is it cool 2 chat here if I'm not listening to jack shit and never will?
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6:30pm
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Stephen:
Wefl'd
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6:30pm
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Pus bukket:
Stephen in realtime. I neve thought it would happen to me.
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6:31pm
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FEMA:
Bubbles is also a character on trailer park boys
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6:32pm
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Stephen:
I have the Raptors game turned down as I listen to this. Cory's excitement is a delight.
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6:34pm
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ALVSURE:
What is the score of the Raptors game?
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6:35pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
i wish i had ill con sound fx on my phone
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6:36pm
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Stephen:
61-49 Raptors lead.
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6:36pm
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ALVSURE:
aha
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6:36pm
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ALVSURE:
They are a fun team , hope they can get past the 1st round.
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6:36pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
pus, you listen to jack shit too?!
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6:37pm
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Hide the Bodies :
Who's the guest? Missed the intro
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6:37pm
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ALVSURE:
Allee Willis
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6:37pm
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Pus bukket:
Allee is legit! Tell her I love "september".
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6:39pm
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Pus bukket:
Talk to her about pus bukket's praise.
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6:41pm
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Stephen:
MAKE SURE IT'S TWO K'S
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6:41pm
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FEMA:
http://bit.ly/1TexJxW
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6:44pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
But how low does prince's loaf hang?
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6:45pm
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Stephen:
Raptors pulling away. Drake just edged closer to the edge of CN tower.
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6:46pm
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Stephen:
edged closer to the edge...I need an editor.
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6:46pm
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Stephen:
I'll never, ever forget duck bush.
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6:47pm
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FEMA:
Start a podcast pus, and get alee on, and praise her
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6:52pm
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FEMA:
http://bit.ly/1TeyuXI
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6:54pm
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Stephen:
I HATE ROSS GELLAR
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6:54pm
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Pus bukket:
I have no klout. I want sh'lermo to do it on my behalf. I trust his pronunciation.
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6:54pm
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ALVSURE:
You should : P
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6:54pm
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FEMA:
jackshittheband.com
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6:55pm
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Stephen:
Rachel was a sociopath.
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6:55pm
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ALVSURE:
how could they afford those apartments with those jobs
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6:56pm
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ALVSURE:
sheesh
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6:56pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
Kory shoould take it over
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6:56pm
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FEMA:
Does anybody have some good Jenkem?
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6:57pm
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Stephen:
Not Shelby...he can't poop
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6:57pm
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ALVSURE:
Stephen you had me chuckle with that #shelbypoopjoke
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6:58pm
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Stephen:
#yesallshelbypoops
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6:59pm
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ALVSURE:
#Shelbymucilishissecret
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7:00pm
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Stephen:
That plug just loosened Shelby's plug.
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7:03pm
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Pus bukket:
FEMA I made this for Mike Dikk an actual decade ago and he never used it. I loan it to you interest free. http://bit.ly/1W1cZ2R
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7:03pm
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Stephen:
#itsflowingnow
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7:03pm
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Poundtown:
Did somebody block FEMA
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7:05pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
nice! jenkemania, haha
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7:06pm
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Pus bukket:
Unblokk him with fibre
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7:06pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
why FEMA got blocked?
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7:06pm
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dipperz_enthusiast:
he doesnt derve it man!!
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7:07pm
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Pus bukket:
A Diet of pure pepperoni and cheese.
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7:07pm
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Stephen:
Cory just going down the phonebook now.
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7:07pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
FACKIN SAAX just tied it up with a 2 run DINGER BRO'S
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7:08pm
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ALVSURE:
we can'tblock on the chatterbox
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7:08pm
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Stephen:
LETS GO YANKEES CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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7:09pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
My feed cut out. Did my sportstalk get me booted?!
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7:10pm
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Stephen:
Doug and Dave was my favorite Nike commercial.
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7:10pm
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ALVSURE:
and they sucked in the 1992 olympics
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7:10pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
DAN n Dave bro...
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7:11pm
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ALVSURE:
lol
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7:11pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
But he sure performed like a DOUG
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7:11pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
DOUGS CANT DUNK
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7:11pm
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ALVSURE:
http://bit.ly/1W1dom5
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7:12pm
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Stephen:
She's got a strong looking forearm. Probably does pushups all the way to final jeopardy.
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7:12pm
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ALVSURE:
love how espn still milks the red sox/yankees series
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7:13pm
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Poundtown:
dicks.
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7:13pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Until the Yankees are relevant again?
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7:13pm
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Stephen:
I'm a Yankees fan and it drives me bananas. Those games make me mental.
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7:13pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
2004 24/7/365/420 ALL DAY
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7:14pm
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ALVSURE:
or 2003
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7:14pm
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ALVSURE:
that was compelling shit
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7:14pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Aaron FACKIN Boone can suck it.
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7:15pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
I just wish Schilling didn't turn out to be Turdboy5000
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7:15pm
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Stephen:
Fuck 2003 forever. Curt and his bloody sock can burn in sick hell.
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7:15pm
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ALVSURE:
lol well his dumbass decided to play basketball
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7:16pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
I disavow anything Curt Schilling post 2004
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7:16pm
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ALVSURE:
Schilling is a grade jerk off
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7:16pm
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ALVSURE:
grade A
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7:16pm
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Stephen:
I am advanced in circles.
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7:16pm
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Stephen:
Crops...medium.
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7:16pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
What grade did you A jerk of?
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7:16pm
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ALVSURE:
I like my hamburgers like my crop circles medium well
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7:17pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Humans made the iPhone CORY
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7:17pm
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Stephen:
I didn't jerk it until I was 17.
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7:17pm
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Pus bukket:
13 and it was a surprise.
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7:18pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
31 and it was a let down.
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7:18pm
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ALVSURE:
I was 32 feel ya tombstone
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7:19pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Wait, we talking jerkin your OWN loaf? Oh...think I was 12
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7:19pm
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Pus bukket:
Tammy You just flipped my numbers you biter
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7:19pm
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Stephen:
Let's talk about expulsion cavities.
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7:19pm
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ALVSURE:
crop circle jerks
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7:19pm
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Stephen:
Elongated expulsion cavities. BLASTED. This is the best Ill Con EVER.
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7:20pm
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Stephen:
This is like a wheat bukakke.
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7:21pm
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ALVSURE:
early in the morning there is a lot of dew
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7:21pm
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Stephen:
Cory, work the word MOIST into this interview.
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7:22pm
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Stephen:
New euphemism- taking a guy into the crop circles.
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7:22pm
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Stephen:
This is too much.
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7:23pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
I turn my vibrations off in settings.
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7:24pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Does she have Pams #?
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7:24pm
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Stephen:
If she's got Judy's # CALL ME.
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7:25pm
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Stephen:
MOIST
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7:26pm
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fio:
What does she know about Star of David crop circles?
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7:26pm
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ALVSURE:
Soy Vey
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7:28pm
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Stephen:
Like Red Shoe Diaries, but with more chaff.
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7:28pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Pesroia got ROBBED. Though that was a double
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7:28pm
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ALVSURE:
Pedofiledroia
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7:28pm
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fio:
"Soy vey" holy shit hahahaha
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7:29pm
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Stephen:
I got a B in geometry, so I got it.
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7:29pm
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ALVSURE:
So you are above medium
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7:30pm
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Stephen:
I didn't want to brag.
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7:30pm
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ALVSURE:
Stephen you are in Tennessee
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7:31pm
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Stephen:
Yes?
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7:31pm
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Pus bukket:
A/s/L
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7:32pm
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ALVSURE:
Did you go to UT-K or Vandy?
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7:32pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
What kind of sick kicks you rocking tonight Al?
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7:32pm
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Stephen:
UT-K for a spell
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7:32pm
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rick wakeman:
saurian/ancient/hollow earth
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7:32pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Great, a Harry Potter pun...
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7:32pm
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Pus bukket:
Oh not too far!
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7:32pm
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ALVSURE:
you know New Balances
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7:32pm
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ALVSURE:
per susual
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7:32pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Leave the Al jokes to Al.
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7:33pm
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Pus bukket:
Potter pun sounds kinda delish homie
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7:33pm
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Stephen:
I can't believe no one touched "coming through water"
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7:33pm
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Sara Murphy:
STARMAP FOR YER BROS
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7:33pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Avoid that narrow path my G -PhifeD
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7:33pm
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Stephen:
...soon
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7:34pm
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ALVSURE:
Raptors won, congrats
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7:34pm
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ALVSURE:
for Drake
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7:34pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Nobody has cared about Canadian basketball since the Expos dude.
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7:35pm
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ALVSURE:
totally
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7:36pm
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rick wakeman:
HIYOOOOO
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7:36pm
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Stephen:
whoooooo
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7:36pm
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Stephen:
OTTER POPS
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7:37pm
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fio:
Those strawberry shortcake popsicles
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7:37pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Psssssah AHH Psssssssah PUSH UPS. PUSH UPS REAL GOOD.
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7:38pm
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Stephen:
PASS
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7:39pm
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Stephen:
Strawberry good humor bars or GTFO.
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7:41pm
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Stephen:
chunks of shed uterine lining.
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7:42pm
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Stephen:
Is the bay area close to Colorado?
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7:45pm
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ALVSURE:
about 12-16 hours
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7:48pm
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Stephen:
NO ROMO
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7:48pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Welf would be SCREAMING about Stewatrs right now
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7:51pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
Al for mayor of Podcast Town
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7:52pm
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pus bukket:
I missed dessert chat?
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7:52pm
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ALVSURE:
Well fuck the giants
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7:53pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
No, it starts at 11
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7:53pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
HOME RUN
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7:53pm
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Stephen:
Will subscribe YOU'RE WELCOME
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7:53pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
SOX UP 2
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7:53pm
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pus bukket:
DmD all de wayyyy
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7:53pm
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pus bukket:
fuck I have to apply for dMd
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7:54pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
U ever toke DMD?
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7:55pm
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pus bukket:
I work all day and now I have to download a pdf to apply to a podcast
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7:55pm
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pus bukket:
u kno i havent tammy
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7:55pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
MORE SPORTS TALK
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7:55pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
ever butt chug it tho?
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
u kno i have tammy
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
holy shit anne magnusen
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
can you skype me in for that one?
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
I am a HUGE fan of Making Mr Right
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
no joke
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7:56pm
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Tombstone Tammy:
DO IT BROS. For the bro.
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7:56pm
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pus bukket:
Al I'll watch it with you. We'll hold hands and absorb.
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7:58pm
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pus bukket:
if I just sit here, will I be inside death metal dads?
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7:59pm
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ALVSURE:
yes
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7:59pm
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rick wakeman:
mmmmm
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7:59pm
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pus bukket:
deep inside?
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7:59pm
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rick wakeman:
hawt
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7:59pm
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pus bukket:
me and horrocks we dem petshop boiz
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8:00pm
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