It’s certainly been an unfunky couple of years, maybe more, but it’s important to keep our eyes on the prize and play the long game that the morons and monsters in charge can’t understand. We must keep the #FunkyResistance alive, brothers and sisters, in a spirit of LOVE and UNITY that will sustain us through the hard times — OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!
Love is all we need — the BEATLES taught us that and somewhere we forgot. Mr. Beau Dayshus remembers, and he offers yet another podcast dedicated to the force that bonds us together in times that try to tear us apart — OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!
The best way to erase hate is to increase love, and this podcast posits that caring for other beings is actually the most important facet of the #FunkyResistance. Hear the love songs that have enthralled millions for 40+ years, and let them fill you with the power to turn the continuing unfunkiness gripping this country around — OHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!
Mr. Beau Dayshus didn’t make it to this episode, so he sent his good friend Randy B to stoke the #FunkyRevolution. Randy is certainly not as smooth and polished, and doesn’t have the radio voice, but he sure has the passion for voting, and that passion is infectious. It’s a little over a week before elections, and #Voting is one of the best tools the #FunkyResistance has right now — RIGHT ON!!!
Mr. Beau Dayshus is pretty pissed off this episode, and felt that it’s time to put a little funky nastiness into his #FunkyResistance. It may seem like the Asshole-In-Chief and his Band Of Merry Morons is “winning”, but all his “Tiger Blood” posturing makes him just as pathetic and washed-up as his mentor Charlie Sheen. His 15 minutes of Archie Bunker fame is running out, but the Soulful values of tolerance and diversity will never die — OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!
The bombs are falling, the tail is wagging the dog, but we in the #FunkyResistance will not be fooled. Endless Middle East wars are about as unfunky as it gets. Feel free to use this podcast to get back on the funky path to beauty and enlightenment — OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!
Yet another uninspiring week in Polly Ticksland. It’s hard to keep the #funkyresistance strong when facing the barrage of bulls**t that the Reality.gov Show endlessly dishes out. But remember: the true Revolution Will Not Be Televised — OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!
There’s plenty of time for #funkyresistance, but we need to recharge and remember what’s most important with some time out for #funkylove. The funky resistance is based on love, and that’s why it’s so much more powerful than the unfunky Administration motivated by money. Mr. Beau Dayshus invites you to prove for yourself that love is stronger than greed — OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!
As Washington D.C. seems destined to become #reality.gov with a real threat of the President getting confused and accidentally firing himself, Mr. Beau Dayshus chooses to continue to celebrate the creative and courageous actions of students all over the country to support #neveragain — OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!
As SF prepares for Patriot Prayer and other Alt-Right nonsense to pollute the town, we must follow the lead of Our Funky President Bootsy Collins and bolster ourselves with some soulful resistance. Stand strong, brothers and sisters, as Mr. Beau Dayshus gives some guidance in this politically-charged podcast — OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!!