October 9, 2013 10:00pm


Nose Hair Lint Gland
Just as "this economy" is picking up (especially with home remodelling in real estate mental San Francisco), 30 or so political artists decide to do an event called "¿Quien Es Mas Non-Essencial?". Pure fourth grade genius stuff and the adults are predictably stunned with admiration. The Radio Valencia knee jerk reaction to "non-essential" is to fur-low and exile Sherilyn Connelly, cut BobMarc's government pr0n watching hours to the bone, and activate unpaid retired co-intern and congressional page (and Golden Adonis) Dr. Fiasco to be a seat warmer as Karen Carpenter jumps the CLOSED barrier to broadcast the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, while Krob quietly reformats his iPods as Puzzling Evidence rejects yet another medal for Most Improved Unit Cohesion.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: How low can your furlough go?
Chatroom History
October 9, 2013 10:00pm - 4:30am

vj pussycat: noodly (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: speaking of beer... (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: glwt (10:29pm)
Alan B.: The best thing the Czechs ever did was prevent Budweiser from using its brand in Europe, thanks to its prior use of the trademark since 1371. (10:52pm)
Alan B.: More of Pete foundering by himself! Furlough those hipsters! (10:53pm)
Alan B.: :) (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Hi, Sherilyn! (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Dialup. (10:55pm)
Alan B.: Born: April 29, 1901, Tokyo, Japan Died: January 7, 1989, Tokyo, Japan (10:57pm)
Alan B.: United Airlines Flight 811 (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Dead bodies! Dr. Fiasco rocks. (10:59pm)
Alan B.: (11:00pm)
Alan B.: Belaboring the obvious! Dr. Fiasco rocks! (11:01pm)
Alan B.: Does this mean we have to listen to more Amos and Andy? (11:02pm)
Alan B.: That accent's a-mazing! (11:02pm)
Alan B.: I feel for KrOB. :( I would have gone if I lived in SF. (11:02pm)
Alan B.: Tard humor! Bob-Marc rocks! (11:03pm)
Alan B.: This is like california rock, only shitty. (11:04pm)
Alan B.: The real Brandy: Mary_Ellis (11:05pm)
Alan B.: Looking Glass, bitches! (11:06pm)
Alan B.: I totally Googled it. (11:07pm)
Alan B.: I love this song. Reminds me of being 8 years old. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Tell us more about art, Bob-Marc! (11:09pm)
Alan B.: The Jersey Shore sound is a genre of rock and roll popularized at the Jersey Shore on the Atlantic Ocean coast of New Jersey, United States, that goes by a variety of names or, more often, is defined by its artists. A synthesis of pre-Beatles rock and roll and pre-Motown rhythm and blues, the genre enjoyed a vogue from roughly the late 1960s through the mid-1980s, although it still exists today. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Non-essential boat. (11:10pm)
Alan B.: Solidly thrumming guitar lines echo American V-8 engines so beloved by Jersey teenagers of the era. (11:11pm)
Alan B.: Vagina! Dr. Fiasco rocks! (11:11pm)
Alan B.: (11:12pm)
Alan B.: ^^^ Jersey Shore Sound (11:12pm)
Alan B.: Don't forget, kids, Radio Valencia is your only home for the Nose Hair Lint Gland-branded vape! (11:13pm)
Alan B.: That's who that was at the end of. last week! It was great. (11:15pm)
Alan B.: If your name gets said three weeks in a row you pay dues. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: And paying dues is easier than making sound board. (11:17pm)
Perfect_Timing: And don't forget, Lebowskifest is Friday and Saturday. (11:18pm)
Alan B.: Zappa's only flaw: Raving anti-union libertarian. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Well, and bad cancer genes. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: Entertaining? When does that start? (11:24pm)
Alan B.: D E A D A I R (11:25pm)
Alan B.: And don't forget, Lebowskifest is Friday and Saturday. (11:25pm)
Alan B.: Check. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Check. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: You'll never eat sourdough bread in this town again. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: So long, good friends and sterling broadcasters. I'm very tired. (11:30pm)
I'm very tired: Now, you're me? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: awwww (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: play baby blue too please (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: yay! thank you karen ; ) (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: noooooooooo (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: poor robyn (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: emeth was a good skit (12:29am)
vj pussycat: jesse is in it (12:30am)
vj pussycat: yes i am (12:31am)
Dr. Penny: It's all part of the same (1:21am)
Dr. Penny: story (1:22am)
Dr. Penny: Said, on the airwaves. (1:22am)
vj pussycat: It's more like 3:02 (3:02am)
vj pussycat: you're going to do another hour then I need more drugs (3:03am)

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