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THE ?@#%&?!! MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKED! NO MALFUNCTION...
April 12, 2024 10:00pm

 

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THE ?@#%&?!! MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKED! NO MALFUNCTION...
...NO TRICK of wiring or cross-connection-- no Technical Difficulties at all... this time... It was not needed, for once, for KrOB to swoop in and with his supernal skill and understanding undo whatever complication happens to be blocking the inception and regular performance of this feature. All was ship-shape and squared away. Eventually, herein, we come to a nearly complete recitation of John Milton's apostrophe to Melancholy, IL PENSEROSO. This poem explores the theme of contemplative philosophical solitude, contrasting it with typically fleeting and delusive joys. The poet here rejects shallow pleasures in favor of "divinest Melancholy," an introspective state of heightened intellection, and describes the qualities of Melancholy as wise, holy, and descended from "bright-haired Vesta," daughter of "Solitary Saturn." He invites Melancholia to join him in ascetic ratiocination, accompanied by "Calm, Peace and Quiet," "spare Fast," "retired Leisure," and, presiding over all, guiding "the fiery-wheeled Throne," the "cherub, Contemplation." Seeking solace in Nature, music, and the pursuit of knowledge, an experience of recondite rapture is suggested-- and then reached. The whole megilla aligns, they say, with a literary trend popular during the 17th century, highlighting the exploration of inner emotions and search for meaning in solitudinous transcendence. And there's more stuff, including some zippy musical selections. Just as long as the gizmo, which is to say the dingfutzer, whatchamacallit, contraption or doohickey at this soi-disant station continues to function, this... this can all go on.

KROB BAILS OUT THE SHOW--
April 5, 2024 10:00pm

 

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KROB BAILS OUT THE SHOW--
--AUDIBLY AND IN REAL TIME this episode. Once again, after numerous failed attempts made in the previous weeks, it seemed as if the instrumentalities of Radio Valencia would not permit Ask Dr. Hal! to go on. And, in fact, as KrOB later discovered, a significant piece of equipment was inert-- lifeless. Remediation was beyond our ability, though naturally we tried everything possible. The hookup by person or persons unknown would not give us the access to our archival sources we need. Week after week, this snarled-up situation persisted, with always a different origin point-- the enormous difficulty of performing any show under these circumstances causes a feeling of futility, a dispiriting erosion of the will to persist. Nonetheless, here we attempt to do a show with no extras, until, like a Deus ex machina, KrOB appears, examines the equipment and immediately restores all control unto us. We couldn't do it alone. Three hours, including the stripped-down beginning and the lush sequel. But what of next week? The problems are not solved-- when we come in we have no idea what to expect...

OH, SORRY... YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO PLAY "FREEBIRD?" I MISHEARD YOU
March 15, 2024 10:00pm

 

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OH, SORRY... YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO PLAY "FREEBIRD?" I MISHEARD YOU
...AND THAT'S WHY I PLAYED FREBERG. Yes, Stan Freberg. He worked with Bob Clampett of Warner Bros. cartoons fame. Throughout this episode some of Stan's great audio gags may be heard. This presentation, however, is mainly devoted to Eschatology. No, not Scatology. Leave the low-comedy guffaws to bleary-eyed, belching barflies, and understand we are on the topic of the Doctrine of the Last Things; the End of the World, the closing of the Time of Humanity-- these concern us here. Eschatology was originally a Western term, referring to Jewish, Christian and Muslim beliefs about the end of History, the Resurrection of the Dead, the Last Judgment, the Messianic era, and the problem of Theodicy. No, not THE ODYSSEY of blind Homer, though we do mention that-- but more in passing-- we do come to refer more thoroughly to Virgil's great later poem, THE AENEID, as we wander through our subject matter. Eschatology classically refers to the vindication of God’s justice. Historians of religion have applied the term to similar themes and concepts in the religions of non-literate peoples, ancient Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, Eastern civilizations and deliberately misled, pig-ignorant Republicans. Genuine Eschatological archetypes also can be found in various secular liberation movements. Sure, burn it all down; it's coming to an end anyway. That is NOT the train of thought(lessness) endorsed by the Ask Dr. Hal! Show. No indeedy. We DO admit to being all over the map, as usual. But what a map! And we are the most interested in the unexplored regions shown upon the map, the unknown realms at the edges. F'rexample, "Here there be Dragons--" we reintroduce the topic of the preferred taxonomy and probable biology of the Dragon-- the Western Dragon, or Wyvvern. Let's hope that the whole megilla doesn't, well, drag on. Get it? Ahh, you're a lousy audience. No, just kidding.

Hey, WATCH the online ASK DR. HAL! Show THIS SUNDAY the 17th, also St. Patrick's Day, Faith and Begorra. 6:00 PM, Pacific Standard Time. Go to www.askdrhalshow.com and... and that's all you have to do! It's FREE! Unless, that is, you wish to PARTICIPATE by asking Dr. H. Owll (financially) sponsored Questions. We got monsters, a cartoon (seasonally featuring Leprechauns), Ray Harryhausen's Hansel and Gretel (Dr. Hal Show version), Michael Peppe doing his great Behaviormusik at the S. F. Art Institute back in the day... and much more. Watch from the beginning so's not to miss any of our mind-breaking Special Effects. Then join us in the Chat Room afterward to congratulate, gloat or commiserate. Miss the show? There's no prob, with "Bob!" From that selfsame web site youse can download ANY of our shows, at any time. This will be our 35th Episode.

THE LABYRINTH AND ITS ENVIRONS
March 8, 2024 10:00pm

 

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THE LABYRINTH AND ITS ENVIRONS
INCLUDING THE DREAM WORLD-- Late night, and the later the better, allows the greater nearness of the twilight realm of the supernatural and preternatural. With the aid of Gorey (Edward) and Borges (Jorge) among others, we invoke, or appear to invoke, esoteric potentialities. Borges’ use of labyrinths, mirrors, chess games and detective stories creates a complex intellectual landscape, yet his language is clear, with ironic undertones. He presents the most fantastic of scenes in simple terms, seducing us into the forking pathway of his seemingly infinite imagination. And as Yogi Berra once said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." The Labyrinth allows us to loop back through forty years of radio, and this, of course, we also do.

MORE FROM THE BOOK...
March 1, 2024 10:00pm

 

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MORE FROM THE BOOK...
...OF IMAGINARY BEINGS, a map of the endless Labyrinth of imaginative speculation and its contents, which by some may be considered an amusing tribute to the human gift for seeing the invisible-- and debating whether or not it whistles (we aver it does). Or, a curious but unoriginal compilation of already-told tales, somehow still worthy of serious consideration: bit by bit, like the minute accretion of the Oyster, growing a pearl in secret darkness, this presentation adds disparate elements to its mix to create in its gestalt an entity never before experienced.

In "THE BOOK OF SAND," Jorge Luis Borges describes a volume of inconceivably thin leaves, in which no page is the first and no page the last, so that wherever you open it there is a different story, written in various indecipherable scripts. The narrator becomes obsessed with this extraordinary object and ultimately horrified: "I realized that the Book was monstrous. It was no consolation to think that I... was no less monstrous than the Book."

The short story echoes what is probably Borges's single most famous fiction, "The Library of Babel" (1941), which depicts a library of Astronomical size-- containing everything that ever has been or could be written-- but in which meaning is elusive. The later work, however, written towards the end of the author's life, has a nightmarish quality that is less apparent in the earlier story.

Falling between these two is THE BOOK OF IMAGINARY BEINGS, a compendium of brief, almost stark descriptions and stories about fantastic animals from many older texts and sources, including the Bestiaries of Medieval Europe and their classical antecedents, Chinese and Indian myth, folk tales, the legends of indigenous peoples and the minds of such writers as C.S. Lewis, Kafka and Poe. First published in 1957, at the very time when (as Borges later explained) the vision that had gradually been failing him since birth had deteriorated to the point where he could no longer read or see what he was writing, this quasi-Cryptozoological chiaroscuro, which we draw upon during the show, is one of Borges's great creations.

In it, the Inventory, from start to finish, includes the Upland Trout, which nests in trees and is a good flier but scared of water, as well as the Goofang, which swims backwards to keep the water out of its eyes. What are we to make of the Strong Toad, which has a shell like that of a turtle, glows like a firefly in the dark, and is so tough that the only way to kill it is to reduce it to ashes? In the section "Fauna of Mirrors", we discover what looks like a joke on erudition of (Tristram) Shandy-esque proportions: "In one of the volumes of the Lettres édifiantes et Curieuses that appeared in Paris during the first half of the 18th century, Father Fontecchio, S.J., planned a study of the superstitions and misinformation of the common people of Canton..."

Our study is also populated with creatures that, however bizarre, are upon examination, far from absurd. Notable are the various Dragons of east and west (like Chrysophylax in our last show), creatures of enormous power, but uncertain significance. In truth, we are ignorant of the meaning of the Dragon as we are ignorant of the meaning of the Universe-- but there is something in the Dragon's image that appeals to the human imagination; it is a Necessary monster...

Consider the show something that holds, as it were, a mirror up to dreaming. But where, we wonder, do pleasant dreams shade into nightmares, or those from the past into those of the future? Which dreams are wholly fantastical and which are visions or distortions of what is real-- or has the potential to be so?

It might, for example, to certain receptive listeners, remind them of what is beyond Dream – the real forms of living creatures that exist without human agency. Borges himself acknowledged as much: "Anyone... will soon find out that the zoology of dreams is far poorer than the zoology of the Maker."

For we who live in the light of what Paleontology, evolutionary biology and genetics are revealing about living forms, our response to the real may – will, if we are truly awake – be one of astonishment and wonder at life's inventiveness. Even ordinary-seeming animals are marvelous in the light of Evolution. Extraordinary examples make those in the pages of a Medieval Bestiary seem poor indeed. Compared to the Leafy Sea Dragon and the Sea Slug (Elysia chlorotica)-- which photosynthesises with genes stolen from the algae it eats, and is as green as a leaf-- the mythical Barometz, or vegetable lamb of Tartary, might seem to the uninitiate to be a dull affair.

It is our thesis that the contemplation of Natural History allows us to marvel at our place in the Universe. As Charles Darwin wrote early in his career, "If, as the poets say, life is a dream, I am sure in a voyage these are the visions which serve best to pass away the long night."

We will advise that the realm of this lore is anything but tiresome whimsy, and casts in fact the looming shadow of the Future – a phantasmagoric counterpart to the Anthropocene, the epoch in which humans may be transforming life as radically as anything since the Cambrian explosion about 530 million years ago. A global rise in average temperature of 4 degrees Centigrade-- or more-- by the end of this century, which many scientists now consider quite likely, will lead to a disruption of the biosphere. Such a rise in temperature created the greatest of all extinctions at the close of the Permian. Similarly, one of the biggest extinction events in the history of life may be unfolding at this protracted (to us) geological instant. At the same time, however, we appear to be on the cusp of the creation of new forms of non-human Life, as well as new ways of being human (children with DNA from three parents, reproduction without the union of male and female gametes, greatly extended lifespans and other neo-blasphemies). Such endeavors may open up countless new ways to imagine and to be.

The Kabbalists sought to rearrange the letters of the ineffable Names of God in their attempts to make new life. Today, there are those who are tinkering with the near endless potential variations in the letters of DNA. How hopeful will the resulting Monsters be? How much light, or darkness, will they bring? "The light which puts out our eyes," wrote Thoreau, "is darkness to us."

And so, in our own way, we toss stone after stone into the subterranean caverns of the reader's mind. Come with us along passageways and around corners to reveal strange shapes and images, some of which may precede and outlast anything conceived. If we are attentive, the reverberations can help us trace the dimensions of those spaces. In the midst of Darkness, we glimpse pulses of Light-- and are then engulfed in sudden dazzling floods of it.

Three hours, including archival remixes and poetic recitations in the usual manner.

FARMER GILES OF HAM:
February 23, 2024 10:00pm

 

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FARMER GILES OF HAM:
AEGIDII AHENOBARBI JULII AGRICOLE DE HAMMO, Domini de Domito, Aule Draconarie Comitis, Regni Minimi Regis et Basilei mira facinora et mirabilis exortus-- or, (in the vulgar tongue) The Rise and Wonderful Adventures of Farmer Giles, Lord of Tame, Count of Worminghall and King of the Little Kingdom. I, Dr. H. Owll, after suffering the profoundest defeat on the Friday previous, the 16th of February, when it pleased God that it was not granted unto me to be able to employ the engineries of Radio Valencia in dutiful performance, and offer as expected the Ask Dr. Hal! Show, owing to the inimical configuration left for my use by users previous, had to make my way back to my domicile in grievous distress and woeful disgrace. When this new show began, it soon befell my lot to encounter the same barriers, once again left in place. Then, though taken once more aback, did I vow and resolve to continue even ungirded, without the needed musics, to fill the next three hours with only my voice withal. I began the tale of Farmer Giles of Ham, and did advance the lay to the moment when Aegidus discharged his blunderbuss directly into the face of the Giant from the Wild Hills. And it was then that KrOB did enter upon the scene. Surveying the Board with his most expert vision, he discovered that a small row of gray switches had been left on which were preventing the needed elements of the show from being heard. These being turned off, all ability was thereby returned unto my hands, and so fortified, and with God's help and KrOB's, I eventually related the full and entire tale of the victory of Aegidus over the dragon Chrysophylax and even the King of the Little Kingdom, Augustus Bonifacius Ambrosius Antonius Pius et Magnificus, dux, rex, tyrannus, et basileus Mediterranearum Partium.

TO DELIGHT THE WANDERER AND REPOSE HIS BURNING THIRST
February 9, 2024 10:00pm

 

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TO DELIGHT THE WANDERER AND REPOSE HIS BURNING THIRST
AND FREEZING HUNGER. Come into my Hand, by your Mild Power descending Down the Nerves of my right arm And from out the Portals of my Brain, Where by your Ministry the Eternal great Humanity Divine planted His Paradise, and in it caus'd the Spectres of the Dead to take sweet Forms in Likeness of Himself.

Now we are in possession of the proper equipment, we are freed from being hobbled to a single channel. All praises be to Michael Cook and Dr. Penny!


Then Milton rose up form the heavens of Albion ardorous.
The whole Assembly wept prophetic, seeing in Milton’s face
And in his lineaments divine the shades of Death & Ulro.
He took off the robe of the promise, & ungirded himself from the oath of God.

And Milton said: ‘I go to Eternal Death! The Nations still
Follow after the detestable Gods of Priam, in pomp
Of warlike selfhood, contradicting and blaspheming.
When will the Resurrection come to deliver the sleeping body

From corruptibility? O when, Lord Jesus, wilt thou come?
Tarry no longer, for my soul lies at the gates of death.
I will arise and look forth for the morning of the grave;
I will go down to the sepulcher to see if morning breaks;

I will go down to self annihilation and eternal death,
Lest the Last Judgment come & find me unannihilate,
And I be seiz’d & giv’n into the hands of my own Selfhood.
The Lamb of God is seen thro’ mists & shadows, hov’ring

Over the sepulchers in clouds of Jehovah & winds of Elohim,
A disk of blood, distant; & heav’ns & earths roll dark between.
What do I here before the Judgment? without my Emanation?
With the daughters of memory & not with the daughters of inspiration?

I in my Selfhood am that Satan; I am that Evil One!
He is my Spectre! In my obedience to loose him from my Hells,
To claim the Hells, my Furnaces, I go to Eternal Death.’

A three-hour Show goes in its own Direction.

CROSS-CIRCUITING TO B, CAPTAIN...
February 2, 2024 10:00pm

 

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CROSS-CIRCUITING TO B, CAPTAIN...
OR, FIRST USE of the New Equipment-- Forever-to-be-honored Friends of the Ask Dr. Hal! Show actually provided the very equipment we needed and have complained of lacking, when we were in despair after the station publicly announced they'd NOT replace the broken stuff in the RV Studio-- just to recap. Yes, Michael Cook of Tennessee and Dr. Penny of California (Pomona) both actually purchased and mailed us new CD decks! In this episode, rather like trying to ride an untamed horse for the first time, using these devices give a somewhat rocky start to the beginning of the program, all quite audibly... The Solons at RV had hooked them up, well, counter-intuitively, let us say. It was a stroke of divine mercy that KrOB appeared at just the right time to guide us through the Labyrinth and even re-wire to some degree the needed controls. Then, after you hear him giving the needed remedial instruction, you'll also hear a continuing collaborative presentation by KrOB, who remained with us for a full extra hour. Next week, er... it may go SLIGHTLY smoother...

ACTUALLY NOT FRANCIS E. DEC
January 19, 2024 10:00pm

 

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ACTUALLY NOT FRANCIS E. DEC
ACCORDING TO SOME; others swear that it is. More struggles with the maverick "radio" equipment are here are in evidence-- all is essentially an epiphenomenon of these efforts. Next show will be a rerun, as Dr. H. Owll expects to be away in the mysterious East, e.g. Nevada City. But after that we just might have our path eased by the TWO CD changers donated by Friends of this Show-- the redoubtable Dr. Penny and Tennessee's Michael Cook --ideally solving the mixing problems we have mourned so bitterly in previous episodes. Poems by C.A. Smith and Willie the Shake. Christ's malevolent Miracle of zapping the Fig Tree. Apocryphal Miracles from the Nazarene carpentry shop. Our Action for Your Satisfaction. The Exercise of Memory; Michael J. Peppe's spiritual summoning in a trove of Archival Material... Not a Broadcast, a Podcast. The Invisible City of Hypatia. Incursions from boors and Bozos during mixing struggles. The Travels of Ibn Batuta: the Indian Rope Trick an actual, inexplicable thing observed by the author in Medieval Baghdad, and Batuta's encounter with that horrifying mountainous bird the Rukh, or Simorgh, while at sea. Blake's Garden of Love. Humpty Dumpty's rage poem about the little Fish. And so forth, and so on. Three hours of this for those who can receive it... And, we hope, until we are (perhaps) "cancelled," more of the same in forthcoming episodes.


THEORIES OF GALACTIC FORMATION--
January 12, 2024 10:00pm

 

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THEORIES OF GALACTIC FORMATION--
LENTICULAR SPIRALS, and the newly apprehended Bean formation. Science is re-examining Galactic shape with the new visual information provided by space probes. The mechanism of a mosquito's bite. Classic "Nose-Hair Lint Gland" show recordings from the late Dr. Pete Goldie, Founder of Reloadio. Voices of Puzzling Evidence, KrOB, Philo Drummond, Mobius Rex, Michael Peppe and others. "September 1st, 1939" by W. H. Auden. Pellucidarian travel notes. "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat!" Banished joys of narrow-gauge filmmaking. Koolasuchus-- prehistoric amphibians, Crurotarsalia and Stem reptiles. The dragon-like Smok wawelski. Origins of Insect flight. The great Pedro and his life-- and death. All interrupted and distorted by the usual "glitches." Bon Appetit!

PROBABLE EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT OF THE RHEDOSAURUS,
January 5, 2024 10:00pm

 

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PROBABLE EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT OF THE RHEDOSAURUS,
TAXONOMY, ANATOMY AND PSYCHOLOGY, with notes on the views of the late Professor Thurgood Elson concerning the genus. In Rhedosaurus harryhausensis, Pelycosaur characters are synapomorphic-- unexplained and challenging crossover features. The Coracoid process in prehistoric reptiles. Rhedosaurs as sauropodomorph predecessors. This would be the result of convergent evolution, since we classify Rhedosaurus as a kind of Sphenodon, a Rynchocephalian. Not a dinosaur! Eventually KrOB appears and adds immeasurably to the colloquium.

END-OF-YEAR ENFEOFFMENT
December 29, 2023 10:00pm

 

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END-OF-YEAR ENFEOFFMENT
OR, RIGMAROLE ROUND-UP. Beginning with Clark Ashton Smith, we bring many voices to the presentation in this last of 2023. The departed as well as the living make their appearance. And as it is written, based on the calendar we use, in a few days we will be celebrating the end of a year and welcoming a new one... on we go, through lustrums and epicycles of Cosmic time. But sinister forces are gathering. Be sure that the Ask Dr. Hal! Show is only on the side of righteousness and truth. KrOB's voice at the end is on-site, not a recording. And so, we yield to the descending curtain. Four hours.





THE BOOK OF IMAGINARY BEINGS.
December 22, 2023 10:00pm

 

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THE BOOK OF IMAGINARY BEINGS.
YES, WE VISIT a few. Although we mention in passing the Amphisbaema, we save for another presentation a discussion of its attributes, as well as the verdict in the writings of the learned Dr. Browne, who pointed out the improbability of the creature, which had a head at each end, because both Ends are Anterior. We do devote time to the Cockatrice, known to some as the Basilisk (which has Biblical verification). Eventually, after a lot more of this, KrOB makes a welcome surprise appearance. We also play from our collection of recherché Christmas Music, in this, the year's penultimate production.

POISONOUS AND FEARFUL DWELLERS OF THE DESERT--
December 15, 2023 10:00pm

 

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POISONOUS AND FEARFUL DWELLERS OF THE DESERT--
A REMINISCENCE about the Sonora bioregion and its curious inhabitants, remembered and expanded, may be found within this episode. We dilate upon the Solfugidae, called in the Great Desert "Sun Spiders." Menacing as they seem, these Sun Spiders lack venom and are considered by many to be for the most part harmless. More study, we maintain, is needed-- particularly their array of toxic urticating bristles... The yellow/tan arachnids appear to have ten long legs; technically, they have eight legs like a spider but also two long, forearm-like pedipalps and vicious, enormous, side-mounted twin bug-crushing chelicerae (jaws) tipped with poisonous looking pincers. They will indeed deliver a painful bite with these if aggravated, a bite to be avoided at all costs. The jaws and pincers help capture, mince and consume the creatures' insect-based diet-- with the serrated pair they can eat their way right into the bodies of some of their victims. According to one Arachnological specialist, these creatures are, in a way, "a cleaning crew for the over-represented cockroach community."

The silver dollar-sized (or larger) nightmare-weaver can grow between one and six inches in length, and has been clocked at crawling speeds up to 10 miles per-hour, meaning it would be able to keep up with you while you're driving through a school zone. When encountered the creature can amaze and disturb when it disconcertingly displays the ability to move at apparent lightning speed. Despite the friendly-sounding colloquial cognomen, the so-called "Sun Spider" actually detests sunlight, and, when exposed, scuttles frantically for shade and shelter. It is when blocked even briefly from this retreat to a dark corner that it can evidence a fierce, hostile and aggressive attitude. It'll also gun for light during the evening, making a bee-line (or Solfugid-line) across your sandals on the way towards a porch light. Keep your eye on those sandals, by the way, and it wouldn't hurt to prepare to move fast! Also: bee stings and other indignities. Steer clear of the Giant Desert Centipede. Hear how one disrupted a nude swimming party. All this and more.

FROM "THE SORCERER TO HIS LOVE..."
December 8, 2023 10:00pm

 

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FROM "THE SORCERER TO HIS LOVE..."
...TO "KABIR,' or, THE DARKLY WHIRLING STORM. This episode begins with epigraphs from Clark Ashton Smith and Professor Tolkien. We discuss the perennial problem of the obdurate secret top-down control of this soi-disant "do-ocracy" --apparently hostile to this show, that or those entities have publicly announced NO intention of repairing the studio equipment, broken through unnecessary hard usage, needed for the production of the program despite numerous specious promises to the contrary... Now, we give a shout-out to listener Michael Cook, who has apparently offered to replace the inert and defunct electronics. More on this later. We then speculate on what kind of "apes" raised the feral child John Clayton, the Earl of Greystoke, a.k.a. Tarzan of the Apes. A segue takes us to selections from Huxley's APE AND ESSENCE. We then discuss Animal Husbandry (including the Texas brown Tarantula mating season) with none other than SubGenius Sacred Scribe Rev. Ivan Stang and Kurt von Buse-Kuersteiner. And so it goes. Coleridge and others help us along. Poet Robert Bly takes us out with "Kabir."

CATERPILLARS
December 1, 2023 10:00pm

 

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CATERPILLARS
BY E.F. BENSON is one of a number of horror stories featuring insects-- insects of a supernatural nature. It is one of the most frightful among this group, rivaled (perhaps) by "The Cocoon," by John B. L. Goodwin – ghastly hideousness involving a solitary, disturbed boy, his butterfly collection and the unspeakable consequences of his bizarre entomological obsession. Then there's "The Ash Tree" by Montague Rhodes James (author also of "Casting the Runes," from which the film CURSE (NIGHT OF) THE DEMON originates) although giant spiders are not insects, taxonomically speaking. We performed that one some time ago. Now "Caterpillars" gets a reading here. Experience the incursion of a mass attack by the dire species Cancer inglensis. Another in a series of dramatic presentations of the Ghost Story. Benson joins Goodwin, Lovecraft and Clark Ashton Smith in the group. We recall a personal Caterpillar attack years ago. Later, KrOB pays a salutary visit.

FROM THE FRANKENSTEIN RECORDS-- THE RE-ANIMATION OF DEAD BRAIN TISSUE, & THEN...A VISIT FROM ST. KrOB,
November 24, 2023 10:00pm

 

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FROM THE FRANKENSTEIN RECORDS-- THE RE-ANIMATION OF DEAD BRAIN TISSUE, & THEN...A VISIT FROM ST. KrOB,
UNEXPECTED yet welcome, takes place in this 240-minute Podcast around 1:52, uplifting us from our bleary Wandervogel amid accumulated Archival Material. Before that, we reviewed the great Victor Frankenstein's experiments in perfusion and the reanimation of dead tissue, including brain tissue-- WHICH IS NOW BEING DONE. Dead brain tissue stimulated to living activity by a properly applied electrical tickle. Yes, we're actually living at a time when Frankenstein's work, once sneered at by the Dr. Waldmans of this world, has been re-discovered and put into practice! Impossible, Science has proclaimed; now Science has egg on its face. And not for the first time... Many other subjects come up for discussion, such as recent articles in the revived Monster Magazine CASTLE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Perhaps that sounds a bit too grim? A mite too mordant? But you'll find that KrOB adds life (like Coca-Cola) and makes the post-Thanksgiving-esque feast more palatable and indeed savory. We close with a brief programme of refreshing music...

CARTOONIST MEMORIES...
November 17, 2023 10:00pm

 

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CARTOONIST MEMORIES...
...AND OTHERS; the "Overlay" audio technique, used heavily here, touches on the marches or borderlands of this great, disrespected literary and art form. We were lately struck what seems a mortal blow, a tremendous knock, when Drew Friedman's marvelous book with portraits of the Underground Cartoonists (purchase it!) came out and we found we were excluded from that roster of honor. Seventy-two years old (going on 73), sitting in the cold in the middle of the night drawing yet one more comic book, one is served up the ashes of despair, finding oneself omitted, left out of the history. It makes a body feel like never drawing another line. But since then, we have ended up pursuing a few additional assignments. You'll also hear a discussion of the careers of Herakles, son of Zeus, and one of his more contemporary avatars, Kal-El of Krypton, or, in his Earthly life, Superman.

WITH MICHAEL PEPPE! OUT OF THE WITLESS CHAOS...
November 10, 2023 10:00pm

 

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WITH MICHAEL PEPPE! OUT OF THE WITLESS CHAOS...
...AND INTO THE SOCIETY OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHERS, this show, ideally, provides a respite from the reiteration of tired tropes which skim, but never penetrate, the epidermis of popular culture. The Gates to the Noosphere must be flung open; the Pathway never detoured or deflected. So... this one's for you, the recondite few. Stop and breathe; listen, for awhile, as it suits you. Preliminary recitations: Blake, then Tennyson. We discuss the Crurotarsalia and another intriguing fossil species, the Smok wawelski. We speak of the incredible flying Yi Qi, or possibly Yi Yi. We, in this case, comprising our multiple selves (the personal pronoun is forbidden at "RV") and none other than Michael J. Peppe! Peppe brings life and liveliness to our usual sour monologue. We talk of the stars and planets and of all things in heaven and earth, and under the earth. "Smok," intriguingly (to us) is the Polish word for Dragon. Perhaps the dragon who usurped Erebor, the Lonely Mountain, may be brought to mind-- his name was "Smaug." Interesting connection? We spoke of our mutual expired friend, "Pedro," whom we will always miss, and how he managed an unknown and unrecorded demise. Much indiscreet gossip, perhaps unfortunately, then follows. We go out on a festive note. But then... It was after his last appearance on our show that on his way home, Mr. Peppe was set upon by low-lifes, beaten and robbed. They took his cell phone. But, yet, he did return!

THE ISLE IS FULL OF NOISES...
November 3, 2023 10:00pm

 

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THE ISLE IS FULL OF NOISES...
...AND ALSO VOICES. Be not a-fear'd; the Isle is full of Noises, Sounds and sweet Airs, that give delight, and hurt not. Sometimes a Thousand twangling Instruments
Will hum about mine Ears, and sometime Voices... That, if I then had waked after long Sleep, Will make me sleep again. And then, in dreaming,The Clouds methought would open and show Riches Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked I cried to dream again. Next week then, Peppe, with his agile Tongue May answer up to fill each vacant Pause With his own thrice-renown'd mad Speech withal; We shall not have t'unearth old Ghosts For our Conversance, But the living Breath blown from that Peppe's Lips Shall answer rightly. Then shall there be Talk, which may best suit Such Hours as these, more than these dredg'd-up Dreams. Otherwise, if Peppe can't make it, another show like this one...


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