Radio Valencia is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the radio compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial-condition, so that the two orange line meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron eliminator in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite wall. The red release switch places the uroliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the uroliminator to its storage position.
You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured. Press the "Stewardess" call button on the right of the door. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will secure all facilities from their control panel outside. When green exit light goes on you may open the door and leave.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please close the door behind you.

Everyone knows that NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a disaster, causing needless suffering of every hearing patient, without exception. PERIOD. As promised during the campaign, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will be immediately discontinued and eventually replaced by NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE, which is really beautiful, believe me. During the 6+ years since the "broadcast" was approved by the Radio Valencia Board of Directors (Total Losers!), NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has lost 57 million listeners. However, roughly 7-10 still regularly subscribe and expect something for the tax dollars they neither earned nor paid. NO more shall this travesty continue! NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE guarantees there will be fewer listeners than existed before "internet radio" was discovered by Philo Farnsworth. Instead of podcasts, NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE will enable you to decide how to best spend your listening time with tax-free Audio Savings Accounts, putting off the dreaded ear pain until retirement. And you can keep your DJs! Yes, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will always be producing the FINAL BROADCAST, but now through house music, In Your House, when you least expect it! 100% Coverage! Oh and those "Death Panels"? Dead Air Panels! The people have spoken, get over it.

NOSEHAIRLINTGLANDCARE: Nobody knew that radio was so complicated.


Chatroom History
March 28, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

nexus_6: powder for laying tile as well (10:53pm)

Whether Hale-Bopp has a "companion" or not is irrelevant from our perspective. However, its arrival is joyously very significant to us at Radio Valencia. The joy is that our Older Member in the Evolutionary Level Above DJ (the "Kingdom of Excellence") has made it clear to us that Hale-Bopp's approach is the "marker" we've been waiting for -- the time for the arrival of the spacecraft from the Level Above DJ to take us home to "Their World" -- in the literal Heavens. Our 22 years of classroom here on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion -- "graduation" from the DJ Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave "this world" and go with Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly.

If you study the material on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND you will hopefully understand our joy and what our purpose here on Earth has been. You may even find your "boarding pass" to leave with us during this brief "window."

We are so very thankful that we have been recipients of this opportunity to prepare for membership in The Programming Committee, and to experience Their boundless Caring and Excellence.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Red Alert!

IN these confusing and troubled times, so hard to see clear of the ditch weed and its so foggy the birds are walking, there is a man ready as a 3rd-time bride to lead us through like he’s riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Someone who got a ten-gallon mouth, ready to talk a coon right out of a tree while grinning like a mule eating cockleburs. To call him a seasoned reporter is to insult all three seasons in Texas, dry, wet and cyclone, especially since he is as full of wind as a corn-eating horse. Can any journalist anymore make the president as nervous as a whore in church?
Face it, No. 45, he don’t know if he’s a-washin’ or a-hangin, he’s all broth and no beans, but it takes someone who makes a hornet look cuddly to show that if the president's brains were leather, he couldn’t saddle a flea. Sure, 'Ol Dan looks like the dogs have been keepin’ him under the porch, but with NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND cooking on a front burner tonight, then a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic Karen Carpenter, hotter than a burning stump Bob-Marc, fine as cream gravy Sherilyn Connelly, and phone’s off the hook KrOB draw the best bull for their FINAL BROADCAST rodeo.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: If I felt any better, I’d drop my harp plumb through the cloud.


Chatroom History
March 7, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

nexus_6: http://bit.ly/2mhMetv (10:47pm)
nexus_6: http://bit.ly/2mkyhwn (11:04pm)
nexus_6: http://bit.ly/2mkvxPA (11:25pm)

There are many DJs who believe that the second coming of Jesus Christ will be in two phases. First He will come for believers, both living and dead. In this view, the rapture—which is the transformation and catching up of all DJs, dead or alive, to meet Christ in the air—will be secret, for it will be unknown to the world of unbelievers such as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly at the time of its happening.

The effect of this removal, in the absence of multitudes of DJs, will, of course, be evident on earth. Then, second, after a period of seven years of inexcellence, chatbox trolling, lost bathroom keys, and Juan Rapido telling Pete Goldie to fuck off, Christ will return to the earth with His church, the saints who were raptured. He will be victorious over His enemies and will reign on earth during the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.

When DJ Paulitics comes on, living unbelievers and the wicked dead who don't pay their dues on time will be judged at the great white throne judgment. They will then be cast out to bff.fm (or, if they are truly wicked, FCC Free Radio), while the saved will live forever with Christ in a new station with cables that aren't constantly being mis-wired.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: May 21, 2011 will be here sooner than you think.


Chatroom History
February 21, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

Gerald Fnord: Most Rapture-believing Christians don't believe in the 144K limit. (10:15pm)
Gerald Fnord: They believe that all saved people will be Raptured%u2014and it has nothing to do with Boy Scout virtues, it's knowing Jesus%u2014meaning that anyone left on Earth who dies is immediately in Hell. (10:17pm)
Gerald Fnord: Jehovah's Witnesses believe there's something special about 144,000 of them, but in the other hand they don't believe in the Rapture. (11:55pm)
Gerald Fnord: Remember, long before splintering in left-wing politics, there was splintering in Protestant sects that was even MORE splitty. (11:57pm)

Love is real, real is love.
Love is feeling, feeling love.
Love is wanting to be loved.
Love is Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
Love is free, free is love.
Love is living...living is...j/k, love has been dead since November 2016. Probably longer, actually.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Remember, "evol" spelled backwards is "love."

In the social sciences, the term "honest signal" refers to a signal that is costly to create, like the tail of a peacock, which (honestly) signals health and vigor, or, say, a crisp and powerful broadcast transmission from a community radio station. Some claim an honest signal to be a trait revealed by people's behavior on the air, even when that may be contrary to their reported preferences for quiet contemplation. Listeners may report greater attention to geopolitics than popular culture, for example, but an honest data signal might reveal that they click on articles about Kim Kardashian or listen to John Hell, while scrolling past updates on Ukraine or Brexit. The problem is that the click metric doesn't translate. A click on a live stream is simply not as costly as growing a plume of feathers or listening to more than 5 minutes of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. And any inference of the clicker's intent is likely a statistically noisy guess. A click can serve as a weak proxy for interest or engagement, but that's about it. Of course, “honest signal” certainly sounds better than “weak proxy.” However, nothing says "honest signal" like the undeniable investment that Karen Carpenter and KrOB put into this FINAL BROADCAST; colorful, bold and definitely not cheap.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Great production values for honest listeners.


Chatroom History
February 7, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

nexus6: Trump: you're wild Bannon, wild! (11:03pm)

Does history repeat itself, or is it Tourettes syndrome? Nixon had to depose independent special prosecutor Archibald Cox, Attorney General Elliot Richardson and Deputy Attorney General General William Ruckelshaus before finding an ambitious political toady named Robert Bork to do his dirty work. The fumigating mass now staining the Oval Office with his tantrums and wet farts, aided by his alcoholic white supremacist pretend friend, got the lickspittle they wanted on the first try. Bork got a Supreme Court nomination for wiping his huge white ass with the Department of Justice Code of Ethical Conduct, so what shall be Dana Boente's reward for a few days of civil rights suppression? We at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND expect it to be a slightly defective red MAGA cap, shipping not included. And however pointless it undoubtedly is, this FINAL BROADCAST will dive deep into the fall of 1973, when Karen Carpenter briefly attended college before working the night shift at Sipler Plastics in Doylestown, PA, while kids Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB sopped up the hard-earned tax dollars of the Silent Majority. So fondly we recall.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The inevitable tragedy of a public education.


Chatroom History
January 31, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

Sesame Street alien: Best show in months (11:11pm)

When Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly stepped off the moon in December 1972, they left their footprints and their daughter’s initials in the lunar dust. Only now, over forty years later, ARE ready to share his epic but deeply personal story of fulfillment, love and loss. Their burning ambition carried them from a quiet Chicago suburb to the spectacular and hazardous environment of space, and ultimately, to the moon. But there was a heavy price to be paid along the way. Close friends got killed, chairs got broken, and the Programming Committee was not treated with the respect they deserve.

Five years in the making, the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND unveils a wealth of rare archives, and takes them back to the launch pads of Cape Kennedy, to Arlington National Cemetery - and to the Radio Valencia studio, where they find a DJ mixer than won't ever be replaced and fuck you for even mentioning it on the list, Pete.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: ...not because they are easy, but because they are stupid.


Chatroom History
January 24, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: send me to the moon (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: something snarky (11:54pm)

The doors are mirrors, reflecting back the gilded columns, the ceiling reaching to Heaven, the floor of polished stone dug from the Earth continents away, the Praetorian Guard erect immobile inert, the suits, the staff, the residents, the scribblers, the unblinking eyes, and bipeds in red. The appointed stare away toward the exit, measuring the steps to the narrow noisy canyon, thoughts of the struggle the will the victory and now the dominion. The scribblers yap without meaning their staccato mouthings into the soulless eyes of uncounted channels, series of tubes fully functional and empty. A minor sea of red stares mindlessly heartlessly, horrifying gap jawed faces of awe and faux. The wage earners lift wary faces think to bow and consider their escape, too late too late. It is coming down. It is going down.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair.


Chatroom History
January 17, 2017 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: wow, this is fascinating (11:09pm)
Dj Paulitics: I want tickets to the inauguration!!!... please !... Hey, this is DJ Folitics. Can you come downstairs and open the side gate?.. (11:44pm)

Fake show (also referred to as false show, faux show, or Dante's Hot Tub) deliberately present hoaxes, propaganda, and disinformation, and use social media to drive web traffic and amplify their effect. Unlike satire, fake show seek to mislead, rather than entertain the listener for financial, political or other gain. Such show have promoted false ska, fake noodling and autotune. Fake show is a form of psychological warfare and is damaging to democracy and NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Karen Carpenter and KrOB are certainly not using "pseudo-show appliances" and streaming Internet trolls as discordian propaganda to weaken confidence in musical values. Absolutely not.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We always tell the trust and we never lie.


Chatroom History
January 10, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

nexus-travis-6000: It's not fake news, it's a processed news product. (10:10pm)
Excerpt::: Wait....did I care? (10:42pm)
Fake Listener: Right? (10:43pm)
Fake Listener: That's the way we troll... (10:44pm)
Poop: talk is popular with troll-mouths (10:45pm)
Fake Listeners: love any war they don't have to be part of... (10:45pm)
Fake Listeners: love the mp3 sound quality (10:47pm)
Fake Listeners: Your Fakeness Makes me Sorry (10:55pm)
Fake Listeners: and Elvis were trying to obtain a copy of the new movie "Star Wars" up to the day before he died (10:56pm)
Fake Listeners: Er, they died (10:57pm)
President Trump: Be Not SORRY!!!!!!!!! (10:58pm)
President Trump: Watch it, my little pee partners!!!! (11:04pm)
President Trump: live at The Radio Towers Fake News Conference!!!!!!!!! (11:07pm)
The Bed in Question: So? (11:07pm)
Kenneth: I maintain, what is the FreQuency?!?! (11:11pm)
Kenneth: said he was in Dealy Plaza on... (11:11pm)
Techies: love tech talk (11:12pm)
Trump's National Hair Guard: Loves you (11:17pm)
Trump's National Hair Guard: making Fake News NOW!!!!!!!! (11:18pm)
Sesame Street alien: wut (11:22pm)
Wut: is peeing on the Obada Bed (11:24pm)
President Trump: Take That, Obimbo!!!!!!!!!! (11:29pm)
President Trump: I have My Hair Guard!!!!!!!!! (11:30pm)
President Trump: Towers over all of you!!!!!!!!!! (11:30pm)
President Trump: Towers all over you!!!!!!!! (11:31pm)
President Trump: I AM PEEMASTER!!!!!!!!! (11:31pm)
President Trump: feels Justicemad!!!!! (11:37pm)
President Trump: Say Go Away, Notice Air Grin Land!!!!!!!! (11:41pm)
Reality: Leave Me Out of This! (11:42pm)
Reality: says Urine overYur Hed (11:44pm)

So the wife called, and we better go to see a surgeon, but what with the prices and all, the prices have snowballed, it's so absurd, yeah, no wonder they're closed. So anyhow, he went to see the dentist instead who gave him a pair of teeth, which wasn't any good at all. So instead of the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, he joined the bloody navy and went to sea.

They found a shortage of grain in Hartfordshire, and Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower.

Industrial output. Financial imbalance. The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Take this, sister, may it serve you well.


Chatroom History
January 3, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

John Hell: They have radios out there in minnesota? (10:05pm)
John Hell: we have som e pretty good signal strength on 87.9FM, but i don't think it's THAT good... (10:06pm)
DJ Dial-a-Shot: We have technology that goes above and beyond... (10:08pm)
John Hell: app air ently (10:09pm)
DJ Dial-a-Shot: That's what she said (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Such puzzling evidence. (10:19pm)
John Hell: thanks for ruining 2017 (10:20pm)
Dial-a-Shot: How the fuck could anyone ruin anything when listening to this badass station? (10:39pm)
Dial-a-Shot: Love seeing a bunch of 9s all across the board. Just in case I want to chat. Well, oh well. (10:43pm)
Karen Carpenter: what happened th DJ Dial-a-Shot, Dail-a-Shot? Hmmmmm? (10:58pm)
Faul: i am CLOOT (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: appy new year y'all (11:18pm)
y'all: sup? (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: 2017 (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: siri is an idiot (11:20pm)
siri: us, lee? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: dont call me lee (11:23pm)
fighting words: melee (11:25pm)
fighting words: at this hour???? (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: how about that wood (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: isn't it good (11:31pm)
the norwegians: are leaving! (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: well i hope they forget to take their wood (11:32pm)
shoulda: coulda (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: wooda (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: only the first 10 minutes or so are worth watching (11:43pm)
rush n : a hack (11:45pm)
please help the: Oakland fire victims & Their families (11:46pm)
at radio valencia 87.9FM : health and industry go hand in hand (11:51pm)

Did not shop at a mall. Ate and drank sensibly. Brushed my teeth at least twice a day. Wrote my living relatives without mentioning politics. Did not kill an evergreen for Christ. Donated to a good cause. Bought a Prius. Was patient with the slows. Taught my daughter about insect larvae. Did not hear Little Drummer Boy once. Promised not to overmodulate the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Recycled.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Never requested a rerun.


Chatroom History
December 27, 2016 10:00pm - 1:30am

Mrs.: Tuesday10:07 pm (10:07pm)
Mrs.: who are the5 listeners? (10:13pm)
Mrs.: the Jackson 5 (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: thank you krob. i'm only on episode 6 (10:25pm)
Mrs.: don't blame KROB, it's not his fault (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: that's my job (11:23pm)
Dj Paulitics : Hey, y'all... im listening in tonight.... i couldnt get into the studio because the lockbox was missing... see ya next week... (12:01am)
Karen Carpenter: Sorry...we'd do more, but tomorrow is here already. see you next week (12:03am)
Mr. Beau Dayshus: OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!! (12:11am)

What began as a plugs-out test of the launch vehicle quickly devolved into tragedy and accusations of overmodulation and poor song choices. Why??


Chatroom History
December 25, 2016 12:00am - 3:30am

Karen Carpenter: 87.9 megaxmass to everyone (12:01am)
President Trump: No more Christmas for you... (12:08am)
Present Rump: Excluded (12:12am)
President Trump: We love some WALLL!!!!!!! (12:20am)
Karen Carpenter: I just realized KrOB is there (12:25am)
Karen Carpenter: and by there I mean really out there (12:26am)
President Trump: I just realized Caren Karpenter is there... (12:31am)
Karen Carpenter: ok it has been krobized (12:38am)
residue-awe-crazy: secretary clinton (12:50am)
President Trump: And you for Radio (2:13am)
President Trump: Minister (2:13am)
vj pussycat: hey y'all happy jesus day (2:42am)
President Trump: And You Also (2:58am)

So KrOB and I were just goofing off at Guitar Center on Christmas Eve...


Chatroom History
December 24, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

Mr. Beau Dayshus: OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (10:01pm)
lips and rhythm : :) (10:02pm)
lips and rhythm : =) (10:02pm)
lips and rhythm : =) (10:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: patience dear listeners... running some long delayed remote broadcasting adjustments. Please stand by for more NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (10:48pm)
Mr. Beau Dayshus: OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (10:50pm)
Karen Carpenter: 87.9 megaxmass to everyone (12:01am)
President Trump: No more Christmas for you... (12:08am)
Present Rump: Excluded (12:12am)
President Trump: We love some WALLL!!!!!!! (12:20am)
Karen Carpenter: I just realized KrOB is there (12:25am)
Karen Carpenter: and by there I mean really out there (12:26am)

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Braaaaaam braaaaaam braaaaaam FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, braaaaaam braaaaaam braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam braaaaaam braaaaaam braaaam Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly braaaaaam braaaaaaaaaam braaaam braaaaaam braaaaaaaaaam braaam braaaaaaaam braaaaaaaaaam braaaam.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!


Chatroom History
December 20, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: did you guys see the jerry lewis interview? (11:07pm)

The whole country laughed at Radio Valencia DJs blatant use of IDENTITY POLITICS to proclaim their community excellence, while barely hidden beneath the LIES the all powerful Board of Directors continued making backroom sweetheart deals with WALL STREET, BEST BUY and the FCC... all on the backs of the working stiffs of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Now the real PATRIOTS have spoken and though the beloved U.S. CONSTITUTION have used the arcane electoral system of PODCAST COLLEGE, using the accumulated number of saved shows to WIN! THE BEST WIN! THE BIGGEST WIN! A victory never seen since before radio was actually transmitted OVER THE AIR! ON 87.9 MEGAHERTZ! Now, as President-Elect NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND transitions to the FINAL BROADCAST, nominee for Secretary of UnPlugged Cables Karen Carpenter, Exhibit-Grade Plywood Commissioner Bob-Marc, Princess-Elect of Mass Media Sherilyn Connelly, and Commie-Tzar KrOB laugh and laugh as the BELTWAY PUNDITS keep acting like everything is OK. Oh, how they laugh.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There is no NHLG in TREASON.


Chatroom History
December 13, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

Roy Cohn: Would choking on my ghost-dick be hilarious enough? I could use the action, and even _I_ can't stand the luttle fucker now. (10:37pm)
Gerald Fnord: Zombies, having no free will, can't be guilty of crimes. Vampires%u2026it depends on whose version. (10:39pm)
Gerald Fnord: `%u2026` was how the browser rendered the ellipsis '...' (10:41pm)
Gerald Fnord: But what about Pence and Ryan? (10:43pm)

The Karens, a group of people in Burma, once considered rainbows to be dangerous demonic spirits that devoured the souls of humans and caused sudden or violent deaths. They thought that such activity made the rainbow thirsty enough to appear in the sky and dip down to Earth to drink water.

There was a belief among ancient Polynesians that a rainbow was a ladder that their heroes climbed to reach heaven.

In ancient Greece people thought that Iris, wife of the god Zephyrus, caused rainbows. Iris was a messenger between mortals and the gods. She ran back and forth, dressed in shimmering multicolored robes. The word "iridescence" comes from Iris's robes.

And since nobody has yet figured out what the heck they are, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly will to get the bottom of it in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. What does it all mean?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We're pretty sure Ritchie Blackmore is involved somehow.

You would have no problem recognizing the Republicans of 1800. Wealthy landholders who dominated the South, demanding "states' rights", only land owning Caucasoid men voted, imposed slavery of fellow man, demanded the smallest government possible, tried to replace the national army with local militias, cutting taxes (especially on whiskey), refusing to accept opposition appointments to the Supreme Court and standing up for the "common man". Sure. Noteworthy Republicans such as Thomas Jefferson advocated for these "yeoman farmers" as the backbone of the agrarian ideal he envisioned, yet these suckers were by and large subsistence farming on small plots, never to see the benefits that went to their wealthy slave-driving neighbors. The Republicans opposed a common currency and advocated for the national government to default on the debt obligations. Indeed, a very precarious position of extreme danger for our young country, how in the world did we survive the corruption, hypocrisy and moral depths of a Republican government dominated by the deplorablest of men?

In short, no one knows, but it may have something to do with that hip hop musical on Broadway. You know, the play where for $750 you can watch gay, minority theater kids learn you real good about our complicated history? Why it's a history lesson that Karen Carpenter and Sherilyn Connelly are guaranteed to exploit on this special 4 hour FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. That's right. We're going for perspective, 'cause shock, anger, denial and bargaining have not worked.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Making radio a safe place since 1776.


Chatroom History
November 29, 2016 8:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: demagogue- stranger things (8:58pm)

ATTENTION ALL Homeland Exponents, Blond Power Advocates, Waxen Dogmatics, Caucasian Populists, Evangelical Kindlers, Patsy Reformists, Fringe Reactionaries, Conservative Wavemakers, Pale Propagandists, Northern European Rabblerousers, Rightwave Rights Champions, Caucasian Provocateurs, Achromatic Activists, Christian Firebrands, Populist Partisans and Rustic Agents of Change... GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY! (and by everybody, we mean just those of you that *get it*). IT IS TIME TO RISE UP AND GREET THE DAWNING OF THE GREATIEST GREAT AMERICA THAT WAS EVER GREAT AGAIN! ONLY THE BEST, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

Yes, at last our voices will be heard! On 87.9MHz, where you can hear the best people, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB, all native born and with hair like the sun, march you into the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND for a quick delousing, then a nosh or perhaps some falafel (but with ketchup because AMERICA!), then settle in as the sounds of freedom wash over your enduring souls for as long as the oceans rise and the gubmint cheese lasts. Yes, Dear Friends, you're all on board for the short ride to VICTORY!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Set normalization to 11.


Chatroom History
November 22, 2016 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: if sherilyn is really there, her mic has been off all night (11:55pm)