...look, we didn't say that. I don't think you understood what we said. This was locker room talk. We're not proud of it. We apologize to the other excellent DJs. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly apologize to the "Radio" Valencia "community." Certainly we're not proud of it, but this is locker room talk, and on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND it's just a distraction from the important issues that we're facing today. Light bulbs keep disappearing from the studio, probably due to the late night shows. Some mysterious hack-saw enthusiast (probably from a late night show) replaced the missing lockbox without consulting the Programming Committee. KrOB, who is the worst, even turned off the records Jerkfree left playing just because Jerkfree had exited the studio and crossed the street to catch a bus! When we're running the station, we'll put KrOB in jail.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We will discuss this more in the coming days.