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THE FINAL BROADCAST
Our Reagan
June 13, 2017 10:00pm

 

Nose Hair Lint Gland
Our Reagan
With a deep awareness of the responsibility conferred by your trust, I accept your nomination for the Programming Committee of the Radio Valencia. I do so with deep gratitude, and I thank you for your wholehearted response to my recommendation in regard to [NAME REDACTED] as a candidate for Vice Programming Committee Chair.

I am very proud of Radio Valencia 87.9FM tonight. This station has shown to all America a community united, with positive programs for solving the nation's problems; a party ready to build a new co-ocracy with all those across the land who share a community of values embodied in these words: family, work, neighborhood, peace and freedom.

I know we have had a quarrel or two with Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Conellly, but only as to the method of attaining a goal. There was no argument about the goal. As Programming Comittee President, I will establish a liaison with the 50 DJs to encourage them to eliminate, where it exists, discrimination against the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. I will monitor federal laws to insure their implementation and to upload podcasts if they are needed.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Also, jellybeans are gross.


Chatroom History
June 13, 2017 10:00pm - 12:30am

Fropchopula: Y (10:53pm)
Fropchopula: Auto correct resigned automatically on the flipside (10:54pm)
Fropchopula: I accept... we can make this station golden again (11:21pm)
Fropchopula: Djdj call a dr stat (12:09am)
Fropchopula: Booper sounds ill (12:09am)
Fropchopula: Listeners r being killed. (12:11am)
Fropchopula: Ranch dr feat curly fries (12:12am)
Fropchopula: Woobwoobwoob (12:12am)
Fropchopula: Dip dat in da dipper... french fries in the flipper... ranch house drums of kipper... stooge it... stoostoogit to quit (12:14am)
Fropchopula: Marimba! (12:25am)
Fropchopula: Sit down, u mumble (12:26am)
Fropchopula: What is the target audience are we at a rave? (12:28am)


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