SAID THE "SPIDER KING..." Louis XI, whom superstitious folk claim actually had the ability to transform himself into a giant spider, said it all the time. An absurd belief, that. Pure peasant superstition, heh, heh... But what IS the true meaning of this cryptic utterance? We mention the subject, then veer into BULLDADA, the SubGenius critical method of deriving philosophical messages and praxis from old, "cheesy" Monster Movies. Aand we are immersed in this, when-- Pasque Dieu! KrOB comes in-- and the Show takes a far less unwholesome turn, running an extra hour. Coming soon: DJ Justin Credible may pay us a call. With: Clark Ashton Smith, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, E.M. Cioran, and Others.