Earl: Well, I'm here. No merrymaking here, Hal. Not right now. Nope. (10:14pm)
Earl: You know, life is a study in contrasts. One day you're up. Up! But to every thing there is a time appointed for every porpoise under Heaven. (10:21pm)
Earl: Man walks into the Rabbi's office, says "The Messiach, He is Here!" Rabbi goes to the window, looks outside. "No," says the Rabbi, "not yet!" (10:26pm)
Earl: some would spell it, of course, "Mashiach" and Mashiach don' take no mess. (10:29pm)