Tonight on ¡DISCO ROTO! Michele K-tel spins a MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! emergency distress soundtrack as she goes down with the boat.

Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs “No Help Coming” (Transdreamer)
The Damned “Help” 7″ B-side (Stiff)
Richard Cook “Somebody Got’A Help Me” Eccentric Soul: The Tragar & Note Labels (Numero Uno)
Brian Eno & David Byrne “Help Me Somebody” My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts (Nonesuch)
Jay Reatard “It Ain’t Gonna Save Me” Watch Me Fall (Matador)
Jagwar Ma “Save Me” Howlin’

Kelley Stoltz “Rescue” Crockodials (KS)
Elsie Mae “Do You Really Want To Rescue Me, Part. 1” LateNightTales: Belle & Sebastian (Late Night Tales)
Deerhoof “Super Duper Rescue Heads!” Deerhoof vs. Evil (Polyvinyl)
Bad Brains “Let Me Help” I Against I (SST)
The Carlisles “No Help Wanted” Hillbilly Fever: Vol. 3 – Legends Of Nashville (Rhino)
Death Grips “Bootleg (Dont need your help)” Government Plates (Harvest)
tUnE-yArDs “Sink-O” Nikki Nack (4AD)
Johnny K. Killen & The Dynamics “I Don’t Need Help” Eccentric Soul: The Deep City Label (Numero Uno)
Railroad Jerk “Help Yourself” One Track Mind (Matador)

Orange Juice “I Can’t Help Myself (Kid Jensen – April 1982)” …Coals To Newcastle (Domino)
The Lyres Help You Ann On Fyre (Ace of Hearts)
No-Man “Save Me” Whamon Express (SST)
The Broken Family Band “The Mardi Gras Rescue Mission” Cold Water Songs (Snowstorm)
GodHeadSilo “Bereft Rescue Mission No. 43” The Scientific Supercake LP (Kill Rock Stars)
Th’Faith Healers “S.O.S” 7″ (Clawfist)

Moe Tucker “S.O.S” I Spent a Week There the Other Night (50 Skadillion Watts)
Jon Langford “Little Bit Of Help” Gold Brick (Roir)
Thee Headcoatees “Help Out” Here Comes Cessation (Damaged Goods)
Hot Hot Heat “Save Us S.O.S.” Make Up The Breakdown (Sub Pop)
Motorhead “Emergency” Ace Of Spades (Sanctuary)
The Undertones “Emergency Cases” The Undertones

The Meat Purveyors “S.O.S.” All Relationships are Doomed to Fail (Bloodshot)
Okay “Rescue” High Road (Absolutely Kosher)
Sam Phillips “Help Yourself” Omnipop – It’s Only A Flesh Wound Lambchop (Virgin)
Tim Berne /Jim Black /Nels Cline “Rescue Her” The Veil (Cryptogramophone)