NEAR PETROLIA, California, up in the state's fabled Lost Coast area. Once a year the Ask Dr. Hal! Show's own Dr. H. Owll retires there to contemplate the Beauties of Nature. Laughing, walking unencumbered, splashing in the pools and the ever-fresh Mattole River, the fairest of the fair give him strength, armored by such memories, to return to the gritty city and its struggles. Shows like this can result.

STRANGE PRODUCTIONS OF NATURE by virtue of their exceptional rarity in our usual lives are by us falsely imprisoned in a category of similarity. But they are remote kin indeed. Still, given the complexity of the structure of larger life forms, there are correspondences; there are even points of consanguinity. For we are all related in the long run. And may it continue to be long. We offer six hours in early February.

COMING THIS WEEK!
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FRIDAY , FEBRUARY 8TH, SEVEN O'CLOCK PM
until late...
STUPENDOUS ASSEMBLY OF VARIED TALENTS
SET TO PERFORM--
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A PARTY FOR " CR A Z Y O L O G Y "
DAVID NORMAL'S EXHIBITION OF ILLUMINATED IMAGES
NOW PRESENTS A SHOW FOR THE AGES!
FEATURING:
Esoteric Revelations & Poetic Illuminations from
"DR. HAL" ROBINS, Church of the SubGenius
FEATURING:
A Whirlwind of Unusual Spectacles for the Connoiseur of Eccentricities
Presented by MOLOTOV MALCONTENT with the lovely DIXIE DEELISH
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Los Angeles's Scintillating Sci-Fi Love Cult
THE FANCY SPACE PEOPLE
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Light, Sound & Dimensional Mystery Theater with
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Auditory Incunabula & Instrumental Curiosa performed by
THE CRANK ENSEMBLE
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A Dramatized, Enacted Recital of
Alfred, Lord Tennyson, First Baron Tennyson's
"The Lady of Shalott" by
LADY CHIMMERLY, LADY STARRYHORN, SIR BALLSALOT
& THE MAGIC MINSTREL CHINNALUTE
FEATURING:
Outrageous Japanese Bondage Sex Performance/Demonstration
in The Fine Far Eastern Art of SHIBARI
by MIKE WEST with Electronic Noise Accompaniment by
BARNEY the THEREMIN WIZARD
FEATURING:
Hyper-extended Clownicles of the
TEMPLETON VARIETY SHOW --Pioneering the High Frontiers
of Madcap Mummery
FEATURING:
A Scholarly Dissertation on Demonically Possessed Cats by
DR. PAUL KOUDOUNARIS, PhD
with Sensually Interpretive Antics by TIFFANY ROJAS,
KAOSMIC KITTY, & Members of the S.F. S.P.C.A.
FEATURING:
Vinyl Interludes by
DJ NEIL MARTINSON (SMiLE!)
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KrOB & SPAZ
On-Site Uninhibited Bodypainting by
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WITH MANY SURPRISES & MEMORABLE ADDITIONS.

Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.

Better be safe at home listening to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show on Radio Valencia.

Chatroom History
January 25, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

skidwich: Thus Eagle-like, panther-like, Are the poet%u2019s longings, Are your longings under a thousand masks, You fool! You poet!... (10:02pm)
skidwich: You that have looked upon man As god and as sheep %u2014 Tearing to pieces the god in man As well as the sheep in man, And laughing while tearing (10:02pm)
skidwich: This, this is your bliss, A panther%u2019s and eagle%u2019s bliss, A poet%u2019s and fool%u2019s bliss! (10:02pm)
Frock Face: Where the hal is fuck?! (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Where have all the paperboys gone? (10:55pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hi Hal, Hi Pete Goldie, Hi Puzzling Evidence! (11:00pm)
Dr. Penny: Long time passing, now in Dobbstown where "Bob" rolls much of his frop and puffs and blows his smoke in the faces of all those paperboys. (11:02pm)
jr "spud" seven: http://bit.ly/XGLJUI (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah, cause alcohol and cigs are like peanut butter and jelly. (11:34pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: will trade show for jokes (11:35pm)
e_yazel: they change his name FROM Natty Bumpo????in that Michael Mann adaptation??? Typical (11:36pm)
e_yazel: the Deerslayer.... Leatherstocking.... (11:36pm)
e_yazel: they call him Daniel Day Poe, or something, in that movie? (11:37pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: in the Bowels of Christ , I beg of you , respect my wampum . only want to have your Baby (11:37pm)
e_yazel: there's a sex scene in Name of the Rose? (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: yes with a gorgeous connie and a slab of meat (11:38pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: puzzling evidence filmed it (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: for historical purposes, of course (11:40pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: music too loud keep level @ 30 relative to mikes @ 60 (11:42pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: what outdated pedagogy (11:43pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: now you're really micturating me off ! (11:45pm)
e_yazel: Pete is right, these days one has to maintain eternal vigilance where children's exposure to media is concerned (11:45pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: turn down the goddam music or i'm gonna wear earplugs you luddite 'tards (11:49pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: i hear you but i dont want to this is coercive duress somebodyhelp me please (11:51pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im calling Gov. Diane Finestine -- she's my buzom buddy -- she'll shut you down pront you infantile puerilists -- i won a silver star in vietnam -- i dont have to take this shit (11:53pm)
e_yazel: yes, you do have the take it! That' what the medal is for! (11:54pm)
e_yazel: TO Take it, I meant, Take it like a man, too. (11:55pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: history is a gun the ink is blood the paper is flesh. (11:56pm)
e_yazel: this program should be entitled Ask Puzzling Evidence! (11:56pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Im taking it in as manly a manner as i may but puzzling evidence outranks me so he rules but im gonna frag him. (11:58pm)
e_yazel: well, I drink a lot of coffee, and there's certainly nothing twitchy about me... incidentally, the reason they haven't brought Dr Doom into these CGI spectacles is because he's too much like Darth Vader visually (11:59pm)
e_yazel: think of how much Doctor Doom looks like Darth Vader... huh? (12:02am)
e_yazel: Outer Limits isn't so bad, what is he talking about? (12:17am)
e_yazel: Poor Gig Young was a tremendous alcoholic. (12:24am)
e_yazel: Vincent Price, the Jerry Lewis of horror movies. (12:24am)
e_yazel: (He is to horror movies what Jerry Lewis is to comedy.) And, like Lewis , did a lot of his later movies overseas. (12:26am)
e_yazel: Now they're discussing Felix Baumgartner's urine! Urine over your head, now. (12:29am)

Symbolically, the subjects brought up represent a great and final battle, ultimately foretold to result in the overthrow of a number of major figures: Stang, Chicken John, G'Boag 'Fram, Dr. Hal, Puzzling Evidence, the Dalai Lama, KrOB and Francis E. Dec. The tradition speaks of the occurrence of various natural and man-made disasters, the rising from the depths of Old Sequaw and the subsequent submersion of the world in water. Afterward, the land will resurface anew and agatn be fertile, the surviving and returning radio gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two dull-witted human listeners, the only survivors.
Topics on the Ask Dr. Hal! radio show are often the subject of vigorous scholarly discourse and theory.


Chatroom History
January 18, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Salvador Golly: Doctor Hal! Yay! (11:04pm)
e_yazel: Sie Liebt DIch, Yeah Yeah Yeah (12:22am)
e_yazel: So, where ist everyvon... und vy didn't you tell ze VORLD, EH??? (12:30am)

Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.
Better be safe at home listening to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show on Radio Valencia.

Chatroom History
January 11, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: The headphone plugs opposite of the boards are wonky. (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: at least a couple of them as I recall (10:30pm)
honkey kong: per favore aiutatemi per favore - non riesco a sentire il mio cane morto che sta mangiando la televisione - ti prego per il vostro aiuto in questa situazione triste Bing Translation please help me please -- I cannot hear you on my dead dog that is eating the television -- I beg for your assistance in this sad situation (10:36pm)
honkey kong: I beg for your assistance in this sad situation (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: Those were beautiful Rusty! (10:38pm)
honkey kong: what poignant proesy gasp yawn excuse me (10:38pm)
honkey kong: help I'm a poem please read me (10:39pm)
e_yazel: graves better than wallace, EH?? (10:40pm)
e_yazel: well, I cannot be sure of that. (10:40pm)
e_yazel: I mean graves better than stevens? s you've claimed, Rusty? Hm? Hm? Eh? (10:41pm)
honkey kong: az by cx dw ev fu gt hs ir jq kp lo mn (10:44pm)
Dr. Penny: Hal knows all about business, especially with his Course in Success in Sex and Real Estate. (10:44pm)
honkey kong: now available @ amazon.com (10:45pm)
honkey kong: also available as a free bitorrent download @ artrip.org (10:47pm)
honkey kong: screw you you human blob (10:47pm)
honkey kong: please pry my cold dead gun from my hot bare arms (10:49pm)
honkey kong: super gigantic model thing sex assassination laugh (10:52pm)
sleeplisten: funereal feral squirrel scat (10:55pm)
sleeplisten: You are just too too hinky -- more tinky please -- In the bowels of Dobbs, I beseech thee ! (10:57pm)
::::::::: i can hardly hear rusty over the screeching music (10:57pm)
sleeplisten: circumcise krob again (10:58pm)
gnose: Ciao dottore Hal Robins il mio nome è lesione io sono un demone e voglio difetto alla tua Chiesa l'aiuto SubGenius me per favore ---- Hello Doctor Hal Robins my name is Lesion I am a daemon and I want to defect to your Church of the SubGeniushelp me please (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: "Bob" condones guns, particularly in the hands of the Fightin' Jesus and on the decks of the Xist saucers. (11:17pm)
Clem McCoy: You goddam commie sukkas -- budda budda takka takka vip ping pow mofo (11:19pm)
Clem McCoy: Im not listening not listening not listening (11:21pm)
Clem McCoy: Im not watching not watching not watching (11:22pm)
Clem McCoy: IM not talking to you talking to youtalking to you (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: You could put one of those bathroom quarter locks on the frig door! (11:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Raking in big money from all them quaters. (11:27pm)

Uranium, a voluptuous element with really big atoms, is perfect for atom splitting because her strong force, though powerful, is relatively weak compared to other elements. Nuclear reactors use a particular isotope, lovely Uranium-235. The much-in-demand Uranium-235 doesn't appear often in a state of Nature; the ore from Uranium mines only contains about 0.7 percent U-235. That's why reactors make use of statuesque enriched Uranium, created by separating and concentrating the elusive element through a gas diffusion process. But you don't want to be around when she "goes off," no sir.
Better be safe at home listening to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show on Radio Valencia.

Chatroom History
January 4, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

nobodyouwantoknow: Dear Doctor Hal -- Greetings and salutations from Germany. My name is Theophrastus von Hohenheim but my friends call me Paracelsus. You are welcome to do the same. I am in desperate need of your knowledge and wisdom. Please be so kind and generous as to tell me, what is the process for the preparation of the Philosophers' Stone ? I used to know this, but I have forgotten because of an unfortunate laboratory accident with mercury that has severely affected my brain. I beg you, somebody help me, please ! Signed, Paracelsus (10:04pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: the preparation of the Philosophers' Stone ? I used to know this, but I have forgotten because of an unfortunate laboratory accident with mercury that has severely affected my brain. I beg you, somebody help me, please ! Signed, Paracelsus (10:05pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Was die Unzucht ist falsch mit Ihnen Wolke Kuckuck Narren? Haben Sie keine Gnade für uns? In den Eingeweiden von Christus bitte Sie, ich mir helfen, bitte. Bitte, bitte, sagen Sie mir die Wahrheit, wenn auch nur einmal in Ihre bizarre Existenz. Warum tun Sie dies für uns? What the fornication is wrong with you cloud cuckoo fools ? Have you no mercy for us ? In the bowels of Christ, I beg you, help me, please. Please, please, tell me the truth, if only once in your bizarre existence. Why do you do this to us ? (10:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: What the fornication is wrong with you cloud cuckoo fools ? Have you no mercy for us ? In the bowels of Christ, I beg you, help me, please. Please, please, tell me the truth, if only once in your bizarre existence. Why do you do this to us ? (10:14pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: I can't stand it any more. I'm going to sit down, right now. Really, I am !! Just try to stop me !!! See, you can't, you impotent poseur !!! Nyah nyah nyah ! (10:24pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Oops ! I fell asleep for a second. Did I miss something ? Please rerun the past 2 minutes. (10:26pm)
e_yazel: Now you may begin the program. (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Everything is easy for "Bob." Even his most hellish mission is like an everlasting holiday. (10:36pm)
e_yazel: Uh.. yeah, his dumbest mistake is like our most crowning and prized endeavor. (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: what was the question? (10:40pm)
e_yazel: His biggest blunder is like our smallest and most exacting task. (10:40pm)
e_yazel: And vice versa. (10:40pm)
meme mymy minemine: advice in verse , and like wise, I'm sure (10:44pm)
e_yazel: The question was someone who claimed to be from Deutschland, and that personage was asking Hal to go into the "process for the preparation of The Philosopher's Stone..." AS IF... (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: thank you (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: "Bob" is the FOOL of the Universe, and thus the only place of ALL KNOWLEDGE. (10:46pm)
meme mymy minemine: nobodyouwantoknow (10:46pm)
e_yazel: Why would hHal divulge such a thing directly, let alone over the airwaves? Th questioner would be better off reading Ms. Rowling. (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: ROTFL (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: don (10:48pm)
e_yazel: ASk Hal about Time Travel. "Time Looping" ... that's more useful at any rate. (10:48pm)
e_yazel: "Philosopher's Stone" hah hah hah... (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: don't ROTF. you might get dirty. (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: No need to ask about time travel when as SubGenius' we already are skilled in time control. (10:49pm)
e_yazel: The Philosopher's Stone is all around you. Yes, it is the Great Globe, Itself. (10:49pm)
e_yazel: AIn't that a terrific thought? (10:50pm)
e_yazel: Optimistic. Sure. (10:50pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: AeTZI -- The Angelic Stone (10:50pm)
reprobate recidivist retardoid: Hello... I am therefore I stink (10:52pm)
e_yazel: The Angelic Messages imparted to John Dee. Try those. (10:52pm)
reprobate recidivist retardoid: The Enochian Keys open the Gates of Hell, scheduled for Jan. 20 2013 -- Inauguration Day for the Obamanation of Desolation, the AntiBob (10:54pm)
e_yazel: Big deal. (10:54pm)
reprobate recidivist retardoid: A good deal, actually -- I sold what's left of your shriveled soul and got laid in the bargain (10:55pm)
e_yazel: Buy Hal some space. That's what he needs. (10:56pm)
reprobate recidivist retardoid: Hal -- put all those books in milk crates, put them under your bed, and keep on collecting till the floor collapses under the weight (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: The key to the gateway is his pipe. (10:59pm)
e_yazel: I will not call in until they make some mistake regarding an old but mainstream Hollywood movie. And, no, I am not being snarky, the space comment is of great seriousness. (11:03pm)
Frank Ford Coppula: snarky is as snarky does -- and you are the very soul of such -- your psi stench reaches the way to Hollywood -- (11:09pm)
e_yazel: Uh... wha? (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Pete Goldie tile may well outlast the Puzzling Evidence app. (11:13pm)
Sad Sack: I apologize for all the mean statements I made previously -- I was overdosing on bath salts, but I'm ok now, even if you really are a negativistic ninny (11:33pm)
Dr. Penny: Fuck 'um if they can't take a joke. (11:34pm)
Sad Sack: On third thought, now that I've smoked some more "salt" -- you're a freakin' unowha' (11:36pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhh the vapors. (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: MLK day (11:46pm)
Marty King: adore me sucka (11:52pm)
Love Schmooze: why can't we all get along ? must I kill you in pre-emptive self defense ? Must I ? Ehh ? Riddle me that, you useless nibblers (11:56pm)
Kum Kardasian: Why aren't you talking about me ? I didnt get enough attention as a child. Now I need all I can get . Help me, please. (12:02am)
::::::::: insultant (1:54am)
::::::::: this show is striptegious (1:57am)

Dr. Hal and his guests get their pet peeves off their chests; it's a sort of stream-of-consciousness thing. With music and effects it is augmented, one suspects, just so they can have this periodic fling. If you find nothing the matter with their truly endless chatter, we invite you to tune in and stay awhile. We will seek that you aren't "burned" every single time you're turned to 87.9 on the dial. We like to hope that thereby doing you'll be easily pursuing the same tropes that occupy our own discourse.
But if that, indeed, is not the case, you needn't feel a loss of face-- especially, considering the source.

Chatroom History
December 28, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

nobodyouwantoknow: Come si fa a fare il medico, signore harold robins 1? Mi hanno detto che sei un maestro di alchimia. sì? E 'una cosa vera? Sono uno studente del grande lavoro e ho bisogno del vostro consiglio ... Qualcuno mi aiuti per favore Iscriviti a me Sig. Borelli (10:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: ..... How do you do sir doctor harold robins 1? I am told you are a master of alchemy. yes ? Is this a true thing ? I am a student of the great work and I need your advice... Somebody help me please Sign me Mr Borelli (10:41pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: excuses avail ye naught -- give me a good reason to reason with you in a questionable mannerism (10:46pm)
Capt. Captain: Dammit, Get Hal a clean signal!!! (10:53pm)
Capt. Captain: Studen of the Great Joke here. (10:54pm)
Capt. Captain: Is there an engineer in the hizzy? (10:56pm)
Capt. Captain: Oh, immortal infancy, and innocency of the azure! Invisible winged creatures that frolic all round us! Sweet childhood of air and sky! (10:59pm)
Capt. Captain: TURN DOWN HAL'S MIKE INPUT!!!!! (10:59pm)
Capt. Captain: "Bob" Dobbs is a HOAX. (11:02pm)
Capt. Captain: There is no Wotan where I Am. (11:03pm)
Capt. Captain: I have attained to they key to the MWOWM anit-gate. Verily, the key IS his pipe. (11:05pm)
Capt. Captain: OM NAMAH SHIVAYA EYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!!! (11:07pm)
McSchmormac: crepuscular darkness! (11:11pm)
It's faco: Darkness (11:34pm)
::::::::: hal should be louder.. or the music should be turned down. (11:45pm)
teddy: show (11:50pm)
teddy: me (11:50pm)
::::::::: you got it backwards (11:51pm)
teddy: i am spartacus (11:55pm)
::::::::: i don't care.. i just want to crucify someone (11:55pm)
teddy: what is a Bobbie anyway? (11:58pm)
::::::::: more background cackling (12:00am)
teddy: i (12:03am)
teddy: throw (12:03am)
teddy: me (12:03am)
nobodyouwantoknow: Play "Misty" for me or kill me please pretty please (12:04am)
nobodyouwantoknow: to know me is to leave me asap. somebody help me please (12:08am)
nobodyouwantoknow: please translate "uhhh" for me. (12:09am)
::::::::: the d is silent (12:09am)
nobodyouwantoknow: into english or greek please (12:09am)
::::::::: storytellers got a sex change (12:10am)
lower case fate: I was a temple prostitute during the fall of rome and I can assure you the legionaires I copulated told a very different history, one of sordid slacious slathering SEX without radio (12:14am)
::::::::: legionnaires will say anything to get a fashionable disease from a roman prostitute (12:17am)
::::::::: http://bit.ly/Tox5mX (12:20am)
::::::::: i just want freedom to go away (12:23am)

This was the live show. A lot of fun. Too tired to write summary.

And this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chicken+john

The next time there's going to be a live "Ask Dr. Hal! Show," it's here on the radio that you'll hear about it first. For other tips about the life to come, during and after the long-predicted Econoclasm, read between the lines of the fully decoded, transcribed version. Stock up on food and water. Always stop for a Red Flag Waving. And Stay on the Rails, No Matter What. Dental hygiene is also a "must." There're not many dentists in bomb craters! With Pete Goldie, KrOB and the whole crew. All aboard! --for adventure, thrills 'n' laffs galore. Safety first, fun second, and learn somethin' third.
Or, perhaps a different order should be followed...


Chatroom History
December 14, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

Hot Box: I luv dR hAl (11:01pm)
Hoboes: fuk u: , ok? (11:02pm)
Why Doc Penny not on catboX?: , huh? (11:13pm)
Wolfman: I Did NOT ROLL OVER!!!!!! (11:18pm)
Wolfman: ....but Dr Penny did. (11:21pm)
Dr Dime: TURN This Show AROUND!!!!!!!!!! (11:30pm)
Twinkie: this. (11:41pm)
and that: an ssuch (11:42pm)
Anchuss: is VICTORY! (11:43pm)
Anchuss: ShayStJohn (11:43pm)
Anchuss: What the phone #? (11:48pm)
and that: 415 692 7979 (11:53pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Guten abend, mein herr Dr Hal. Ich bin Theophrastus von Hohenheim, und ich bin eine alchemistischer. Ich haben hearden du bist eine meister alchemistischer also ? Ich haben grosse needische ab dur hilfen, bisse. Canst du telle me ist der processen fur machenzie das PhilosophiscStone ? Hilfe me, please ! (11:55pm)
no, what's the on air #??: ok? (12:12am)
ok: ok. (12:20am)
monstar: thatswhatusay (12:51am)

Dr. Hal and his guests get their pet peeves off their chests; it's a sort of stream-of-consciousness thing. With music and effects it is augmented, one suspects, just so they can have this periodic fling. If you find nothing the matter with their truly endless chatter, we invite you to tune in and stay awhile. We will seek that you aren't "burned" every single time you're turned to 87.9 on the dial. We like to hope that thereby doing you'll be easily pursuing the same tropes that occupy our own discourse.

But if that, indeed, is not the case, you needn't feel a loss of face-- especially, considering the source.

Chatroom History
December 7, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Aslan: What is the speed of thought ? (10:23pm)
microphone: thank you for helpful audio-improving adjustment. (10:24pm)
Aslan: no fcc free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:26pm)
Pacifican: You have that correctly... (10:37pm)
Mic Stand: Thank you all for setting proper levels (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzzling! ... Puzzling! ... Puzzling Ev-i-dence! (10:39pm)
Dr. Penny: next week i'll be there. (10:48pm)
Mick Hit: What is this guy talking about? (10:53pm)
the river of broadcast delights: the cup runneth o'r (10:54pm)
Mick Hit: O'er the hile and Dall... (10:56pm)
Salvador Golly : Chatterbox warm up message (11:22pm)
Salvador Golly : Balloons? (11:23pm)
Salvador Golly: Question for Dr Hal: (11:30pm)
Salvador Golly: What is a good subgenius poem for a wedding that won't alarm the pinks too much? (11:31pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: i just cooked up a pot of fried sludge -- want some ? (11:33pm)
Salvador Golly: Sludge is the best thing to cool in a pot (11:33pm)
Salvador Golly: Dr Hal: I have "Let's Voyage to that New American House" by Richard Brautigan and "The Trees" by Kafka. (11:35pm)
McSchmormac: is kRob there tonight? (11:35pm)
Salvador Golly: Dont make me call and torpedo your flow good Dr (11:37pm)
Mick Hit: Stop It!!!!! (11:56pm)
Dr. Penny: It's the sludge they feed the compte (11:56pm)
Mick Hit: Next WEEEEK! (11:56pm)
amazingly_e_yazel_is_here: comment, here, I am commenting. (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: computers in which the nuclear launch codes are entered. (11:57pm)
amazingly_e_yazel_is_here: here's a comment. uh, swell (11:57pm)
Whatever: do you mean? (12:01am)
Salvador Golly: I can play more piano if anyone wants (12:01am)
Salvador Golly: It's an out of tune but operational player piano (12:02am)
Whatever: Wolf Man Jack has done, humans will not make it out alive..... (12:02am)
McSchmormac: is it portable? (12:02am)
Salvador Golly: Yes Centuri (12:02am)
Salvador Golly: In that it has wheels, yes (12:03am)
McSchmormac: does it play Turkey in the Straw? (12:03am)
Whatever: is that song, TITS, played on a Centuri player piano (12:04am)
Salvador Golly: No only strip club tracks (12:04am)
Whatever: T-urkey I-n T-he S-traw (12:04am)
Salvador Golly: Not yet but maybe at midnight under a harvest moon (12:05am)
McSchmormac: in the Lauel & Hardy short "The Music Box" their player piano plays TITS (12:05am)
Salvador Golly: It's coming from the ship! (12:05am)
blurb: self-publish ADH poster blurb dot com book (12:07am)
Whatever: Splat (12:11am)
Splat: X per E meantal (12:11am)
McSchmormac: Hal A. Looyah! (12:21am)
It's faco: Oswald acted alone (12:23am)
It's faco: I know it's true cause quantum leap had an episode about it (12:24am)
It's faco: Good show (12:26am)
McSchmormac: Reuben & Rachel? (12:27am)
McSchmormac: Reuben & Rachel? (12:27am)
McSchmormac: echo! (12:28am)
McSchmormac: echo! (12:28am)
It's faco: Echo (12:28am)
McSchmormac: facho! (12:28am)
It's faco: Lol (12:29am)
It's faco: Mcschmormecho (12:30am)
McSchmormac: do you like ethiopique'n pie? (12:30am)
It's faco: Haven't had it but sounds delicious (12:31am)
McSchmormac: it's like goat-flavored pecan pie (12:31am)
It's faco: Goat is good that's why I have goat tee (12:33am)
It's faco: Bring some to the station fridge (12:34am)
McSchmormac: i thought you had a mister tee (12:34am)
It's faco: Thermal nuclear detonator (12:35am)
McSchmormac: luncheon codes? (12:35am)
McSchmormac: non_Americans are aliens! (12:36am)
McSchmormac: i am a legal aien (12:37am)
McSchmormac: alien (12:37am)
It's faco: We have a lot in common (12:37am)
It's faco: I am a lizard in a lab coat (12:38am)
McSchmormac: it's gecko! (12:40am)
It's faco: Mcschmormac there is strength in you I see it (12:40am)
McSchmormac: guinness for strength (12:40am)
McSchmormac: http://tittycircus.com/bnnz (12:41am)
Splat: Dragons for Timmy (12:41am)
It's faco: I like smithwicks with a Guinness head (12:42am)
McSchmormac: i like gravy with a guinness head (12:44am)
McSchmormac: four score and seven years ago was 1925 (12:44am)
It's faco: Cemetery's are frightening (12:44am)
McSchmormac: it's not dead people that frighten me (12:44am)
It's faco: What frightens you? (12:46am)
McSchmormac: being institutionlized (12:47am)
It's faco: Palm midgets (12:47am)
McSchmormac: do they live in plam trees? (12:48am)
It's faco: They use palmade (12:50am)
McSchmormac: http://shittydomain.com/kxaw (12:53am)
Splat: Torpintime.... (12:53am)
It's faco: Sing (12:54am)
It's faco: One more (12:55am)
McSchmormac: three peas (12:56am)
McSchmormac: four peas (12:56am)
McSchmormac: squam four peas (12:56am)
It's faco: Peaschmormac (12:56am)
McSchmormac: squeam (12:56am)
It's faco: Good journey (12:58am)
McSchmormac: *applause* (12:58am)
McSchmormac: i know that song (12:59am)
McSchmormac: is it from raiders of the lost ark? (12:59am)
It's faco: Na temple of doom (12:59am)
McSchmormac: what a seamless tansition! (1:00am)
McSchmormac: i have to log off (1:02am)
It's faco: Later bro (1:02am)
McSchmormac: g'night (1:02am)
McSchmormac: and have yourself a merry little christmas night (1:02am)

Facing down the end of the Thirteenth B'ak'tun, Dr. Hal casts aside childish superstition and describes in vivid detail the end of the world. It's win-win.

The next time there's going to be a live "Ask Dr. Hal! Show," it's here on the radio that you'll hear about it first. For other tips about the life to come, during and after the long-predicted Econoclasm, read between the lines of the fully decoded, transcribed version. Stock up on food and water. Always stop for a Red Flag Waving. And Stay on the Rails, No Matter What. Dental hygiene is also a "must." There're not many dentists in bomb craters! With Pete Goldie, KrOB and the whole crew. All aboard! --for adventure, thrills 'n' laffs galore. Safety first, fun second, and learn somethin' third.
Or, perhaps a different order should be followed...

Chatroom History
November 23, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

Your Listening Audience: Hey! (11:19pm)
Your Listening Audience: That's Dr. Fiasco... (11:20pm)
Your Listening Audience: That's Dr. Fiasco... again... (11:25pm)
Your Listening Audience: this kind of loser (11:28pm)
test tease: bon soir ? hello le monsieur docteur hal robins? le maitre d' alchimie ? est vous le vrais person , so fameux ? assistez mois, s'il vous plait . J'ai besoin de votre assistance dans le ars magna. ou, si vous dit en le lanqu anglais, somebody help moi, please (11:31pm)
test tease: bimbozo (11:32pm)
Your Listening Audience: :0 (12:30am)
Your Listening Audience: HEY! (12:32am)
Your Listening Audience: Hey Hal! watch out for ROBO-DJ sabateur in your midst (12:32am)
Your Listening Audience: The harp that once through Tara's halls The soul of music shed, Now hangs as mute on Tara's walls As if that soul were fled. So sleeps the pride of former days, So glory's thrill is o'er, And hearts that once beat high for praise, Now feel that pulse no more! No more to chiefs and ladies bright The harp of Tara swells; The chord alone that breaks at night, Its tale of ruin tells. Thus Freedom now so seldom wakes, The only throb she gives Is when some heart indignant breaks, To show that still she lives. (12:46am)

In this episode, the show turns turtle as mythical kingdoms come to the fore, with a consideration of imports and exports, tariffs, protectionism and travel tips. No tortoises were harmed during the making of this broadcast; all depicted terrapin activity was supervised by armed, accredited Testudinologists from the so-called Tortoise-Shell Institute of Terra Nova, California. The Church of the SubGenius and "Old Sequaw" are registered trade marks and all rights are reserved in perpetuity by the Fortress of Stangor, Inc. Note: Native American shamans may not completely endorse the SubGenius annual rite of "Bobtism."

With Dr. Howland Owll, Michael Pepe, Philo Drummund, Puzzling Evidence, Kimmie Joan, and Pete Goldie.

Chatroom History
November 16, 2012 10:00pm - 3:30am

fuck bob: Well the guy is talking again (10:24pm)
Dr. Penny: Michael Peppe is there!!!! That's just as good Santa Claus being there! (10:31pm)
android: the radiovalencia android app is broken (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: Just make sure it's not in a bag of dicks. (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone is clear as can be. (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob"! (10:53pm)
Squinky: Vas ist los mit du ? Silly shtup boinkers ! love your work (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: As Rev. Stang says, "I feel sorry for the one penised, especially the females." (11:13pm)
Pants: The Show goes on! (12:37am)

Despite the strength of the "death," it's possible to split a nucleus -- by shooting neutrons at it. When that's done, a whole lot of energy is released. When atoms split, their particles smash into nearby atoms, splitting those as well in a chain reaction. (Think a multi-car crash on the freeway.) How about that neutron bombardment, eh? Atoms are like teensy, tiny solar systems, with the nucleus where the sun would be, and electrons orbiting around it like wee planets. This sun, or nucleus is made up of particles called protons and neutrons, which are bound together by something called strong force. Perhaps it was named "death" because it's almost too powerful for most of us to imagine -- many, many billions of times stronger than gravity, in fact.

Fortunately, we deal mainly with comedy.

Radio Valencia's new studio is celebrated with a thorough cleaning, then they let hippies in. Bad move, only salvaged by the combined efforts over millions of year of KrOB, Puzzling evidence, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco, Kimmie Joan and Dr. Howlland Owll. Also, the radio debut of Mr. Karen Carpenter.

There were no survivors.


Chatroom History
October 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

McSchmormac: How's it going? (10:11pm)
Aslan Moonbeam: apparently too good to view the chatterbox :)) (10:28pm)
McSchmormac: are you not there, Aslan? (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, Karen Carpenter's wife's radio debut! (10:33pm)
McSchmormac: is the feedback from the monitors outside the studio? (10:35pm)
McSchmormac: On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. (10:37pm)
McSchmormac: It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. (10:37pm)
Karen Carpenter: I just woke up... what the fuck?!? (10:42pm)
McSchmormac: Mrs. Goldie talking about her new dress (10:44pm)
Karen Carpenter: what baby? (10:45pm)
Karen Carpenter: this is so confusing (10:46pm)
McSchmormac: what wild west/cowboy are they talking about? (11:27pm)
McSchmormac: macedonian or bulgarian bagpipes? (11:28pm)
McSchmormac: Krob <3 (11:35pm)
McSchmormac: many black free? (11:43pm)
Curmudge: Meatloaf /JFK connection (11:45pm)
McSchmormac: http://tittycircus.com/hhed (11:46pm)
McSchmormac: nice one PuzzlingEvidence (11:46pm)
Karen Carpenter: tell my wife I' (11:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: m cooking a hamburger (11:50pm)
McSchmormac: i'm sure she'd be very proud of you (11:54pm)
McSchmormac: good night ADH crew & fellow listeners (11:59pm)
McSchmormac: a thoroughly riveting two hours of broadcasting , as ever (11:59pm)
Aslan Moonbeam: nope, in too much pain tonight.... (12:07am)
The Show: We can see the Show's pink suit (12:31am)
The Show: Is Karen Caaappeenter all rightt?! (12:32am)
The Show: Us Where You're zL:isteing... (12:32am)
The Lost Patrol: hears all, sees all, radios all (12:33am)
The Lost Patrol: Th (12:37am)
Puzzling Evidence : Nice one, McSchmormac. (12:39am)
RadioValencia.fm: Sinking below thrroughway waves. (12:40am)
Dr. Penny: Bathing, swimming down the radio valencia waters (12:46am)
Dr. Penny: the waters soaring now over the edge, the waterfall in an eternal freefall weightless into space. (1:08am)
Karen Carpenter: next time, return my wife like you found her (1:13am)

In this episode, the show turns turtle as mythical kingdoms come to the fore, with a consideration of imports and exports, tariffs, protectionism and travel tips. No tortoises were harmed during the making of this broadcast; all depicted terrapin activity was supervised by armed, accredited Testudinologists from the so-called Tortoise-Shell Institute of Terra Nova, California. The Church of the SubGenius and "Old Sequaw" are registered trade marks and all rights are reserved in perpetuity by the Fortress of Stangor, Inc. Note: Native American shamans may not completely endorse the SubGenius annual rite of "Bobtism."

Chatroom History
October 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

sanpaku: it's not 'sinkapu'', it's 'sanpaku'. 10-4. (11:25pm)

What started out as a lonely evening for Dr. Hal devolved into a non-dues paying battalion of subgenii adherents and apostates, pizza and deep fried cheese. The new RV studio booth comfortably maintained Dr. Hal, Kimmie Joan, Pete Goldie, KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Fiasco and Dr. Sleepless like some quack medical convention.

Chatroom History
October 12, 2012 10:00pm - 3:30am

Karen Carpenter: go to hell (11:19pm)
e_yazel: Felix baumgartner (11:54pm)
e_yazel: Baumgartner. Ya bums. (11:54pm)
e_yazel: Felix (11:54pm)
Felix Baumgartnerrrr: no one ilstens! wah wah wah (11:55pm)
Felix Baumgartner As Well: No, no I am the Felix baumgartner (11:56pm)
Felix the Cat: pishers! (11:57pm)
No one listens anymore: Gee (11:58pm)
e_yazel: Great score to Bocchacjho '70. ""Drink More Milk!" (12:05am)
e_yazel: Boccachio '70 (12:06am)
e_yazel: Boccaccio (12:07am)
e_yazel: Stalin got a WHAT?? (12:33am)
e_yazel: "don't look at me" (12:35am)
e_yazel: "you can't SEE MEEEEEE" (12:35am)
e_yazel: oohm I do want to see this Griffith movie he mentions... (12:37am)
e_yazel: what is the name again? (12:37am)
e_yazel: Praxis Makes Perfect.. (12:49am)
e_yazel: Invite more "gals" in, Go ahead. (12:50am)
e_yazel: "it's about TIME, it's about SPACE, it's about Emma Jean Coca" (1:05am)
e_yazel: Imogene Coca. Sorry. (1:06am)
e_yazel: this Hal fellow knows so very much! (1:06am)
e_yazel: you guys now need a webcam feed (1:39am)
e_yazel: like just a cheap webcam (1:40am)

AND A FLY, IN A FLUE Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the Flea, "Let us fly!" Said the Fly, "Let us flee!" So, they flew through a flaw in the flue.

High above Mission and 20th Street, the denizens of The Ask Dr. Hal Show (Hal and some other guy, and a fevered chatbox) watch the world unfold below as the populous makes Bruno's the place to be on a Friday night. Also, space lessons at the curb.

Chatroom History
October 5, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

Not: hearing ADH..... (10:06pm)
Dr. Penny: the same old Dr. Hal is cotton candy and a delicious steak all rolled into one. (10:09pm)
earl_yazel: spiders kill the loathsome bedbugs (10:13pm)
Dr. Penny: I have the same issue in my bedroom, except that it's ants the the spiders eat and leave their shriveled little carcasses dotting my window sills and other surfaces. (10:16pm)
McSchmormac: ALexander's Ragtime Band - very nice Dr. (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: with the burning cinotaph (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: warming the air (10:19pm)
earl_yazel: Poor guy is alone, he didn't invite me. And I hardly need the drugs he mentions. (10:19pm)
McSchmormac: at least he has a CD I gave him to play :) (10:20pm)
McSchmormac: i think Hal, like John Lee Hooker, could be more interesting without collaborators... (10:20pm)
Not: walking on the edge of corn-y (10:21pm)
earl_yazel: these are great jokes. great. (10:22pm)
earl_yazel: Why is there no phone???? (10:23pm)
earl_yazel: oh, boy! an experiment! (10:23pm)
Not: this a great phone experryment (10:24pm)
Not: no expiry date (10:24pm)
Fish Everywhere: Thanks. (10:25pm)
Show: do more me, now. (10:25pm)
earl_yazel: repeat the number (10:25pm)
Show: 415 875 9051 (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: all I've got is a cup of coffee tonight to keep me floating (10:26pm)
earl_yazel: it is saying "no longer in service" (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: I just called the number too, and it says it's out of service. (10:27pm)
Oh Well: ...not in the sysytem yyett (10:27pm)
earl_yazel: well, that's a pity (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: Michael Peppe!!!!!!!!!! (10:28pm)
McSchmormac: the new number posted to the site is actually 415-962-7979 but it's just rinigin out (10:28pm)
earl_yazel: Yes, no answer there. (10:29pm)
McSchmormac: that sushi might be there since last Sunday btw (10:29pm)
Oh Well: that don't matter to hal (10:29pm)
McSchmormac: well it's supposed to be fairly spicy (10:30pm)
earl_yazel: well, it is refrigerated, no? (10:30pm)
Oh Well: man does know.. (10:30pm)
McSchmormac: i don't know, maybe hal found it in the fridge - he didn't say, i'd imagine so (10:30pm)
Oh Well: man imagines (10:31pm)
earl_yazel: well, so they have a refrigerator. so the picture becomes more complete. (10:31pm)
Oh Well: they assume all (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: I just went back to eating meat in the past two weeks, been veg/vegan for years. Its so delicious. (10:31pm)
Oh Well: heeeeeeheeeeehhe (10:32pm)
McSchmormac: "unrefirgerated" (10:32pm)
McSchmormac: he should check the fridge it's full of beer!!!! (10:32pm)
earl_yazel: is he kidding???? (10:32pm)
earl_yazel: h'd bettter get that beer, then, it may save him from poisoning. (10:33pm)
McSchmormac: if it's that sushi that was around on sunday, it wasn't all that fresh then either (10:33pm)
Oh Well: knows nothing (10:33pm)
earl_yazel: Hal! Beer! Refrigerator.... no, he would have seen it in there. But he is possibly not reading these. (10:34pm)
Oh Well: reads nothing (10:34pm)
McSchmormac: the fridge is outside the booth in adifferent room (10:34pm)
McSchmormac: FULL of beer (10:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Beeeeeeeer. (10:35pm)
McSchmormac: it's black an fridge-like in appearane just inside the suite entrance (10:35pm)
Oh Well: , this is the nice Puzzling Evidence Radio Program (10:35pm)
earl_yazel: And who put it there? I am hoping he finds this beer before he gets ill from the old sushi. that's all. (10:35pm)
Oh Well: and the girl talking is Gobi (10:36pm)
McSchmormac: malderor provided the frridge, various others provided its contents (10:36pm)
earl_yazel: Either he has gone to investigate this beer matter or he is now violently ill and hanging his head out the window. (10:37pm)
Oh Well: vomiitng on clubbers (10:37pm)
Oh Well: big spleef time... (10:37pm)
earl_yazel: Wretching over the chic and not-so-chic, it matters not, out the window. (10:38pm)
McSchmormac: and there's only one compueter monito on the desk now, instead of the two there were at chez, so he mightn't see this becuase the sound monitor is on the screen in front of this window we're chatting in (10:38pm)
McSchmormac: if he goes looking for the bathroom key, he might notice the fridge (10:38pm)
earl_yazel: ACtually, provided it wuld all be allright inthe end, the image of Hal puking onto the sidewalk from above is pleasing and correct. (10:38pm)
Oh Well: he reads not.......he knows not. (10:39pm)
Oh Well: you write, he talks (10:39pm)
McSchmormac: no, i've seen him glance on the chatterbox on occasion (10:39pm)
earl_yazel: Yes, Hal throwing up on the crowd below, it is like something from Victor Hugo.... (10:39pm)
Oh Well: like now (10:39pm)
McSchmormac: as long as he doesn't barf on the mic, it's smelly enoughj already (10:40pm)
Oh Well: on that shoe, it's always 510 848 4425 (10:40pm)
earl_yazel: Right out the window. Onto all those slumming clubbers down below. (10:40pm)
McSchmormac: it's not the clubbiest part of town... (10:41pm)
McSchmormac: the puke wouldn't be too out of place, there's people defacating regulalry on the sidewalk around there (10:41pm)
earl_yazel: Ah, well, that's too bad, because he might simply take a healthy "whiz" onto the chic crowd below on this pleasant Friday evening. (10:42pm)
McSchmormac: http://tittycircus.com/bkab (10:43pm)
Oh Well: Bear whiz beer.....it's in the water (10:43pm)
earl_yazel: But we wouldn;t wanthim doing that n nice latino families taking a stroll. Are you certain there is no hipster disco or salon? Maybe an "oxygen bar"..? (10:43pm)
earl_yazel: Nearby? (10:43pm)
Oh Well: get out in the street (10:44pm)
McSchmormac: there's a divey place across the street that used to be popular (10:45pm)
Oh Well: answers first on the radio (10:45pm)
earl_yazel: in the street, or on the street? WHat is it Bishop Joey is saying? (10:45pm)
Oh Well: he a man of the sloth (10:45pm)
earl_yazel: Whiz out on the street at the "divey" place. (10:45pm)
Oh Well: that would be all the way across the street, over the coach wires, ontp the 20 yrs olds (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: dead man on a stick question: If jesus was char broiled into a cremated mass could he be ruptured? (10:46pm)
earl_yazel: Mares eat oats and little lambs eat divey. (10:46pm)
Oh Well: yes. he be french-fly (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: dust in the wind (10:47pm)
DJ AmperDan: Bring up the fader. You went quiet when you took the caller. (10:47pm)
McSchmormac: http://tittykazoo.com/bccn (10:47pm)
Oh Well: the caller is on Puzzling Evidence..it's all time control gone outta control (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: flying fries (10:48pm)
McSchmormac: AMperDan! the new phone number isn't working, you're listening to a recording - hopefully Hal is acquainting himself with the fridge (10:48pm)
Oh Well: it's a many layered shows (10:48pm)
DJ AmperDan: Frying flys? (10:48pm)
DJ AmperDan: Ah! (10:48pm)
Oh Well: that's the dead man on a stick question (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: when the toast popped up, it really popped up (10:48pm)
McSchmormac: i think he ate some 5+day old sushi he found there (10:49pm)
earl_yazel: A Many Splendored Thing (10:49pm)
Oh Well: let's say 10 daze (10:49pm)
earl_yazel: So, Hal has been food poisoned, now?? (10:49pm)
Oh Well: he not read (10:49pm)
McSchmormac: i called the new number a few times it just rang out, but hal gave out a different number on air, and it's not connected (10:49pm)
Oh Well: that's suicide man on the phone (10:49pm)
Oh Well: he may not be watching......the spider got him (10:50pm)
Oh Well: man, and the spider's splinking the beer (10:51pm)
Oh Well: pete goldie is ther (10:52pm)
Oh Well: maybe read posts now.....what #, Karen Carpenter? (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: the toasted Jesus in the rupture really leaped too, except when he lands, it's with Bob into the saucers. (10:52pm)
earl_yazel: Nw e everything will be all right/ (10:53pm)
Oh Well: RIP Jefff (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: a saucer of toast (10:54pm)
earl_yazel: It's that music from The Bride of Frankenstein. (10:54pm)
Dr. Penny: buttered up and ready for the sex goddesses (10:55pm)
Oh Well: yum. (10:55pm)
Oh Well: scream good.... (10:55pm)
earl_yazel: Universal was a great studio in those old days. (10:55pm)
earl_yazel: That woman who played the commoner was really annoying. She really over-acted. (10:56pm)
earl_yazel: However, I guess it wold not be the same without her. (10:57pm)
Oh Well: "muderedintheybeds" (10:57pm)
earl_yazel: right, that one. (10:57pm)
earl_yazel: whatta ham (10:58pm)
Oh Well: "Hangman also Die", Fritz Lang (10:58pm)
earl_yazel: really upstaging everyone. (10:58pm)
Oh Well: say name many times' (10:58pm)
Oh Well: Peppe attacks name (10:59pm)
earl_yazel: Peppe on North Korea. (11:00pm)
Oh Well: Peppe repaet trackes (11:00pm)
earl_yazel: Now you've heard everything. (11:00pm)
Oh Well: move on (11:00pm)
Oh Well: to X Day (11:01pm)
Oh Well: more Puzzling Evidence: The SubGenius Business Show (11:02pm)
earl_yazel: Listen to all that noise. That's amazing. It would serve these guys right if these Xists just came down retroactivally, on the tape. (11:02pm)
Oh Well: Now, Radio Synesthesia in Cleveland with Stang Hal (11:03pm)
earl_yazel: you know, on the recording (11:03pm)
Oh Well: yes, we know, the brown matter (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Jesus thrown in the pipe of Bob (11:03pm)
Oh Well: recorded on a tape, hence the slight slowing of speed in re-transcription (11:04pm)
earl_yazel: Pax Romana Noodleroni (11:04pm)
Oh Well: 2 please (11:04pm)
earl_yazel: Pax Romana 2 Shakir (11:05pm)
Oh Well: the capstan reel wears down over time, speeding up the tape, then playback is a little slow (11:05pm)
Oh Well: religione bog-down (11:06pm)
earl_yazel: Aw, naw, Jesus existed, and he was a very nice young man. (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: the fighting Jesus burning in the pipe of Bob, shooting forth his gun, they are the popping sparks flying from the pipe. (11:07pm)
Oh Well: yes, that's the one I saw, officer. (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: Bob's fireworks on X-day, shooting forth from the saucers. (11:08pm)
Oh Well: done (11:08pm)
Oh Well: anyway bob killed san francisco Jan 24 1984 (11:09pm)
Oh Well: , rocknar (11:09pm)
earl_yazel: Boy, this is confusing. (11:09pm)
Oh Well: prasise the Martian on NHLG (11:09pm)
earl_yazel: well, that's that... (11:10pm)
Oh Well: it just many shows conflated on you brain (11:10pm)
earl_yazel: ok, good, now they'r cooking, once again. (11:10pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc -- the hotest Martian around. :D (11:10pm)
Oh Well: karen carpenter dey (11:10pm)
Oh Well: yes (11:11pm)
Oh Well: double hal (11:12pm)
Oh Well: they got quiet real good (11:12pm)
Oh Well: BobMartiaon (11:12pm)
Dr. Penny: No need to lie, just tell them about x-day! (11:13pm)
Oh Well: Curiosity Rover sees The Martian (11:13pm)
earl_yazel: Let's all be quiet. (11:13pm)
Oh Well: shhhhhhhh mr goldie is telling story (11:14pm)
Oh Well: is this on the quiz (11:14pm)
Oh Well: plogic and jelosophy (11:15pm)
Oh Well: nice pics, also (11:17pm)
Oh Well: ufo hate from KC (11:17pm)
earl_yazel: Extra-terestrials would care about the other species. (11:17pm)
earl_yazel: Only "rustics" would admit to seeing a saucer. Astronomers would never admit to it!! (11:18pm)
Oh Well: aleens avoid 'stonomers (11:18pm)
earl_yazel: WHy would an astornomer admit to it? They'd be considered susect immediately by those who did not see it. (11:19pm)
Dr. Penny: are the blueberries a sign of life? They might be petrified blueberries! (11:19pm)
Oh Well: bluberries.....on Mars? (11:20pm)
earl_yazel: It's like how my keyboard doesn't always work. It only doesn't work when it doesn't work. Geeeesss. (11:20pm)
Oh Well: what the hell he say? (11:20pm)
Oh Well: is THIS on the quiz?? (11:20pm)
earl_yazel: they've come to an impasse once again (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: http://smellystain.com/nuvf (11:21pm)
Oh Well: clicking of "cigarette holder" (11:21pm)
earl_yazel: when do they get a phone into this station? they need input, MAN (11:21pm)
Oh Well: MAN, input they need (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: http://tittykazoo.com/xafe (11:21pm)
Oh Well: don't be eatin' them!!! (11:22pm)
Oh Well: Seee? (11:23pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:23pm)
earl_yazel: justbe apathetic, it's what we need, now. total apathy. (11:23pm)
Oh Well: we have neat desk.....humphm (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: GEORGE JETSON DESK!!!! EXACTLY!!!!! (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: genius! (11:23pm)
earl_yazel: well who cares (11:23pm)
McSchmormac: Mr. Spacely (11:23pm)
Oh Well: how 'bout talk? (11:23pm)
Dr. Penny: delicious martian blueberries (11:24pm)
Oh Well: and on the Mars! (11:24pm)
McSchmormac: did Hal find the beer fridge yet? (11:24pm)
Oh Well: and with 1/2 + 1/2 (11:24pm)
Oh Well: Pete tell you that fridge is full of beeer (11:24pm)
earl_yazel: yes, and they 've been talking about all the brands and everything, haven't you been listening? (11:25pm)
Oh Well: yes for you beeeerrrr (11:25pm)
Oh Well: drink it, idiot (11:25pm)
McSchmormac: DRINK IT!!! (11:25pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:25pm)
McSchmormac: free up sapce in the fridge for more 5 day old sushi (11:26pm)
Oh Well: try phone now (11:26pm)
McSchmormac: phone still not working (11:26pm)
Oh Well: it is ask dr hal.....science guy (11:26pm)
earl_yazel: banned from what?? (11:26pm)
Oh Well: banned from beer fridge (11:26pm)
Oh Well: we don't matter (11:27pm)
Oh Well: no body (11:27pm)
McSchmormac: it's apparantly communal beer... (11:27pm)
Oh Well: communist beeeeer! (11:27pm)
McSchmormac: some of its providers said "drink away" (11:27pm)
Oh Well: Monstar Mortar Show (11:30pm)
Oh Well: a Degree in Slack? (11:30pm)
Oh Well: Smack-down Slack? (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Wow, yes, when will the life be found?! (11:31pm)
McSchmormac: got a silent movie night in Viracocha this SUnday - *ahem* (11:32pm)
Oh Well: what a cool place to be...... (11:33pm)
Oh Well: , more or less (11:34pm)
earl_yazel: I hope they aren't above some fire. (11:36pm)
earl_yazel: This making me nuts. PETE! Call Roxanne, It is in your email. We wish to pay you something. (11:37pm)
Oh Well: only on PayHal (11:38pm)
Oh Well: problem? (11:39pm)
Oh Well: it's is all too cool! (11:39pm)
Oh Well: the good stuff!!!! (11:40pm)
Oh Well: Quelle dommage!!!! (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: streamlining the red tape (11:41pm)
Oh Well: space mooney, sea money (11:42pm)
Oh Well: and this means what to US? (11:44pm)
McSchmormac: who? (11:46pm)
Oh Well: the chat box is closed. (11:46pm)
McSchmormac: what? ask again? (11:46pm)
Oh Well: is open again. (11:46pm)
Oh Well: what guy is communicatting? (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: i was mesmerised by the Holst (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: and doing other shit (11:47pm)
Oh Well: Pete Goldie's Band (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: check ou my pinata in the pic below (11:47pm)
Oh Well: ok (11:47pm)
McSchmormac: Pedro Goldie - El Banned-ito! (11:48pm)
The _Raw_Story: I don't think he has jumped from his capsule. (11:48pm)
Dr. Penny: He doesn't actually make his jump until Oct. 8th. (11:48pm)
Oh Well: but he still has to sit there until then (11:48pm)
The _Raw_Story: He is jumping next week. (11:49pm)
Oh Well: aren't we all? (11:49pm)
The _Raw_Story: His "supersonic freefall" is next Tuesday (11:50pm)
The _Raw_Story: Over New Mexico. (11:50pm)
The _Raw_Story: Austrian daredevil Felix Baumgartner (11:52pm)
Dr. Penny: well at least it's not ohms from the yoga (11:52pm)
Oh Well: on Vimeo (11:54pm)
McSchmormac: which? the SAM meter/ (12:00am)
Oh Well: peak goldie (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: warming our hands at the glowing screen and the voices swelling in the air. (12:02am)
Oh Well: the first guy was a black air forsce major (12:02am)
Oh Well: no on the air (12:03am)
Dr. Penny: as he falls, does he swell too? (12:04am)
Oh Well: nose the black forse! (12:04am)
Oh Well: noel coward jumps from ballon! (12:05am)
E_Yazel: Lots of people listening? Well, whatever you do, don't plug Raw Story's Culture Clutch by name. It would bring the entire broadcast down, man. ; ) Plug all else! Okay, see yah guys. ; ) (12:05am)
Oh Well: and don't talk about the sililent movies at Viracocha (12:06am)
Oh Well: we don't matter (12:06am)
Dr. Penny: one of the latest Mars images sure looks like it could be a footprint: http://crackheadlove.com/autu (12:07am)
Dr. Penny: one of the latest Mars images sure looks like it could be a footprint: http://hogtiedteens.org/euvx (12:07am)
Dr. Penny: one ring to rule them all (12:08am)
Dr. Penny: There's a Lake Del Val in the east bay near Pleasanton. (12:15am)
Dr. Penny: merry but not quite contrary (12:39am)