Another Ask Dr. Hal Show, with Rusty Rebar, Puzzling Evidunce and Dr. Howland Owll.

Chatroom History
September 28, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

earl_yazel: there. i'm in. now the program may begin. (10:05pm)
Aslan Moonbeam: i'm a poeet (10:11pm)
earl_yazel: can't hear him, cannot hear Rusty (10:12pm)
Karen Carpenter: Mime Poets - now doesn't that sound great? (10:13pm)
earl_yazel: Dominican College....Marin Transit is nice (10:14pm)
Karen Carpenter: Barry White of Bay Area poetry (10:17pm)
earl_yazel: what is this about wales? (10:18pm)
earl_yazel: oh, whales. For there is death in this business of whaling (10:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: Mmmmm, delicious whale poets (10:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: Dick Cheney i heartless (10:20pm)
earl_yazel: Chen Heartless is dickey. Speaking of poets. (10:23pm)
earl_yazel: Wow, THat was a fine poetic effort! I have never knowingly heard Hal recite his own poetry. (10:26pm)
Karen Carpenter: I could prob make it to the Rv booth, but not certain I could make it bak (10:33pm)
earl_yazel: so everyone is now saying lighter coffee is better? i tried that Blue Bottle stff and it was a disappointment, somehow. Maybe I got a bad batch. (11:30pm)
earl_yazel: for God's sake -- does James Bond have need of being plugged? As much as Raw Story's Culture Clutch, which right now has an article front and center by Hal, himself? At Rawstory.com? Huh? (11:50pm)

Dr. Hal is away again, but before leaving he invited the Nepalese throat singing rap group, The Electric Dubstep Baboons, to fill his place. Sadly, they spent half the long long show describing how George Lucas raped their childhoods. No one called in, which was OK since there is no phone.

Chatroom History
September 21, 2012 10:00pm - 4:30am

iS THAT REAL RADIO?: STOP BREATHING (10:07pm)
iS THAT REAL RADIO?: NICE SHOW SIMPLETON (10:07pm)
iS THAT REAL RADIO?: CNO (10:16pm)
iS THAT REAL RADIO?: YES (10:21pm)
iS THAT REAL RADIO?: NO ONE CAES (10:51pm)
Dr. Penny: Just got back from a night of heavy drinking. Good to hear the Ask Dr. Hal show it still on tonight. (12:58am)
Dr. Penny: Praise Bob. (12:58am)
iS THAT REAL RADIO?: FREIND 0F DA SHOW (1:05am)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc, with his Martian knowledge can help lead us to a new golden age. Praise prehensile bellybuttons. (1:24am)
Dr. Penny: his leaving, oh well, fuck it all. (1:25am)
9/22=NationalHobbitDay: http://shittyporn.com/vwhr (2:53am)

Radio Valencia, From Troubled Past To a New Beginning: Many from the ignorance of these Maxims, and an inconsiderate zeal unto Truth, have too rashly charged the troops of error, and remain as Trophies unto the enemies of Truth: A man may be in as just possession of Truth as of a City, and yet be forced to surrender. So Radio Valencia did surrender, and moved to a much nicer neighborhood and lived happily ever after.

Chatroom History
September 14, 2012 10:00pm - 2:30am

e_yazel: This is terribly exciting. (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: floating through the studio (10:26pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Hey, are you at the new studio? (10:30pm)
e_yazel: WHat is it about? (10:37pm)
e_yazel: How Paul Thomas Anderson is over-rated?? (10:38pm)
e_yazel: Oh, okay, write about Mars, too! (10:38pm)
e_yazel: And how P.T. Anderson is the biggest hyped up director there is. (10:38pm)
Hello y'all: oh, Jesus!!! (10:39pm)
Tracy & Don: Jesus!!! (10:40pm)
e_yazel: To hell with Paul Thomas Anderson, I say.. AND the Scientologists. (10:40pm)
Tracy & Don: Jesus!!! (10:40pm)
Tracy & Don: Hey... Have you heard the good news? (10:40pm)
e_yazel: No, but I've heard that this movie The Master is supposed to be like the Second COming, qhich is fucking impossible. Becuse P.T. Anderson directed it. ANd he's a crook. (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: "Bob" is the ultimate good news. :) (10:49pm)
Tracy & Don: He has risen, of course...Good news is always about someone rising.. (10:50pm)
e_yazel: Well, if only we had a car, then. But we do not. (10:50pm)
Tracy & Don: There is no way to call in?? (10:53pm)
e_yazel: No, not as of yet, but Hal is actually reading these! Which is a first, I believe. (10:53pm)
Tracy & Don: Rico!!\ (10:53pm)
Tracy & Don: Im so happy for you! (10:54pm)
e_yazel: I was most unhappy knowing that I would be compelled to see yet another P.T. ANderson film because people are gushing over it, and then I was mentioned on the air. So happy I could hardly type. (10:55pm)
e_yazel: I mean, now I am. In spite of "Homage" happy rip off artist P.T. ANderson, who I am certain doesn;t actually say anything new or nervy about Scientology-- he's just using it to be hip. If you want to see the silliest review of a movie, go to Roling Stone online and read the first paragraphs gushing about The Master , a review written by Peter Travers. I've never seen anything so gushing about nay movie, ever. Amazing. (10:57pm)
e_yazel: The Peter Travers review of The Master. It'slike he just saw Citizen Kane for the first time. Jesus. (10:58pm)
e_yazel: Now people are trying to say this Anderson guy is the new Kubrick. Maybe that's who is now ripping off, it's always someone. I hope this goes up on the Radio website, too. SO THERE. (11:01pm)
e_yazel: I mean, ANderson is always ripping someone off, Scorsese, Robert Altman, the guy who wrote Oil! ... etc..... fuck Paul Thomas Anderson. So there. (11:03pm)
e_yazel: No one is arguing, I'm just ranting. (11:14pm)
e_yazel: Yes, Pete, write what you'd like to, of course! (11:14pm)
e_yazel: And thnak yuo for mentioining Raw Sotry, because it cheered me up after reading this gushing review of yet another undoubtedly over-rated P.T. Barnum.. I mean P.T. Anderson film. Bleh. (11:19pm)
e_yazel: I cannot correct the typing on this box,, thus my typing is not corrected. (11:20pm)
e_yazel: yes, very small. tell your story. (11:21pm)
e_yazel: oh, yes, they found the geographic mystery... what about that, Mr. Goldie? (11:23pm)
e_yazel: yes, write all about that. (11:25pm)
e_yazel: write about the geographic anomoly. absolutely. anyone who saw the moon series already knows about Buzz ALdrin's private Mass on the moon. (11:27pm)
e_yazel: yes, talk about your own personal observations in an article if you're sure you wish to share these conjectures. (11:28pm)
e_yazel: write about THAT!!! (11:30pm)
e_yazel: write about that testimony, the hearing!!! (11:31pm)
e_yazel: write about the low attendance of that very hearing!!! (11:31pm)
e_yazel: write about both of htose things, all of this you are bith discussing is fair game. including why John Carter failed. (11:32pm)
e_yazel: but this thing about the members of the committee about Mars not showing up, that's a great topic. (11:34pm)
e_yazel: speaking of robotics -- laundry, laundry checking time. talk among yourselves.. (11:36pm)
e_yazel: (and yes, writing about how we're avoiding Asimov's Laws of Robotics is also a great topic) (11:37pm)
Dr. Penny: a pipe bo (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: b kitten mewing for some milk (11:41pm)
Dr. Penny: well at least it wasn't a big sunken old (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: ship (11:55pm)
e_yazel: your sould returned to you and said "hey, where ya been??" (11:57pm)
e_yazel: robinson crusoe was the first prose novel in the first person, I think... (12:00am)
e_yazel: told in the first person... no, write about it!!! (12:00am)
e_yazel: write about these things!!! (12:01am)
e_yazel: just don't give me your theory as if it is from Anonymous (12:02am)
e_yazel: where is this sound effect you've mentioned. Pete? (12:03am)
e_yazel: Defoe should be taught! Definitely! Crusoe is the first prose novel in English in the first person narrative!! (12:05am)
I like boobs!!: I like books too! (12:11am)
e_yazel: books? or mainly novels? (12:12am)
I like boobs!!: Books, more the novels.... (12:13am)
e_yazel: they went out to tend to laundry so they are now playing frank devol's haunting brady bunch theme (12:13am)
e_yazel: well, books allow you to cuk, of course, from the very tit of knowledge. so it's good that you have your mammary fixation all rigured out, and that you are comfortable and resigned to it. (12:15am)
Dr. Penny: The Brady Bunch live from the surface of Mars. (12:15am)
e_yazel: to suck, that is. oh, why won't my keyboard work?? (12:16am)
e_yazel: I think the personage known as "I like boobs" has now departed. (12:17am)
I like boobs!!: No I'm here (12:17am)
e_yazel: are you certain? (12:17am)
e_yazel: is this program only at the mid-point? (12:19am)
Dr. Penny: At the mid-point of certainty. (12:22am)
I like boobs!!: Robo DJ! (12:29am)
McSchmormac: ADH is the first live show from the new studio I've listened to (12:30am)
e_yazel: you still need to do the niece's wedding, Hal?? (12:31am)
e_yazel: Robinson Crusoe USN was a Disney movie with non other than Dick Van Dyke (12:34am)
e_yazel: it was a modern retelling of Crusoe, but not in any sort of space setting. (12:35am)
e_yazel: sorry, it was called Lt. Robinson Crusoe U.S.N. and it had Nancy Kwan!!! I assume she was his (12:38am)
e_yazel: "Girl Friday" (12:38am)
e_yazel: 1966. Nancy Kwan in 1966 -- what more could anyone want on a desert island if one also has a library and food? nothing, really. coffee. (12:39am)
e_yazel: actually, she was called "wednesday" in that cinematic effort from Disney's live-action division of fine family entertainment. (12:45am)
e_yazel: get it? "Wednesday" instead of "Friday" but who really cares, since it was Nancy Kwan. On a desert island. (12:46am)
e_yazel: Hal is now into his Rip Van WInkle stage of his program, where the mountain faries keep him well over his pre-alloted time On the Air, bowling and so on. (12:48am)
e_yazel: Meeee! I am talking about Nancy Kwan!!1 (12:48am)
e_yazel: Lt Robinson Crusoe USN the Disney effort (12:49am)
I like boobs!!: Nancy was baggin in "flower drum song" (12:49am)
e_yazel: it was a DIck Van Dyke film, yes. in 1966 (12:49am)
e_yazel: that was the vector!!! (12:49am)
e_yazel: Remember that one?? (12:49am)
I like boobs!!: Yea (12:50am)
e_yazel: Dick Van DYke also had a very successful t.v. program not too long ago (12:50am)
e_yazel: he was a coroner (12:50am)
e_yazel: the Screen Actor's Guild just gave him an award. (12:50am)
e_yazel: is that Nancy Kwan singing the alphabet? (12:51am)
e_yazel: get a phone so that we can correct your misapprehensions about show business next time verbally. (12:52am)
e_yazel: stay there all night long. go ahead. (12:55am)
e_yazel: rent to several Google workers at once if you're going to rent. shove them all into one cramped room as a slumlord would. (12:57am)
e_yazel: why don't they send a vehicle to Mars to repair these dead vehicles on Mars you're speaking of? (12:59am)
e_yazel: Robinson Caruso?? (1:00am)
e_yazel: Robinson Caruso in Pagliacci? (1:01am)
Google Worker: Can we have a bus stop at Hal's house? (1:02am)
e_yazel: I'm never confused about such things!! (1:03am)
e_yazel: I know the difference! (1:03am)
e_yazel: Don't be paranoid. (1:04am)
e_yazel: Mice with the hantavirus (1:05am)
e_yazel: Yeah, speed it up, guys. (1:05am)

Heliolatry, not harlotry. Let's not condemn. They needed time off from the endless head games the Andrews kid put them through. Look under Passive-Aggressive, unless your Kraft happens to be Ebbing.

Sometimes, even when every effort seems to have been made to offer salvation from a predicament, help fails to arrive at the last minute after all, and then, well... let's just say Nature takes its course. It's a pity. But this is, let us acknowledge, emphatically also the primary risk which is inherent in any venture of artistic creation.

What better radio entertainment to listen to than The Ask Dr. Hal Show, as your overloaded art car rumbles up I-80 and out of the Radio Valencia broadcast area, while you go over each item you packed and yet do not remember that you forgot your tickets until you reach Little Nixon. With Muslim Evidence and Dr. NoHal.

(Some Puzzling Evidence filler added.)

Chatroom History
August 17, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

professor: Who the fuck are these guys? it's impressive how nasty they are... (10:00pm)
Buster: Blowfly with Dirty rap now (10:05pm)
Buster: check your phone (10:06pm)
Me : that's me...oops, now i'm gone,.... (10:15pm)
Me : now it's hal's bugs (10:16pm)
You: are listening (10:17pm)
You: will hear of more me soon inamoment (10:18pm)
You: must tell him to pay attention to show, now (10:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: this show is too muchwork (10:20pm)
You: will hear me now again (10:21pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'm going back to listening to the Puzzling Evidence show whileHal plays sub-stories (10:24pm)
You: will hear a freat ghow with Bleepo Abernathey, where P E brags about how many shows it's done, because Stang whine about the same... (10:26pm)
You: will notice that Wobbly is on OTE, and it's a much better show. (10:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: has boober been boobering? (10:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: finally found living breathing PE show at 50' in, w/ beelpo abernathy and words' (10:32pm)
You: will show up when the no-smoking rule ends (10:41pm)
You: will have sex with uberunderdoc harry (10:42pm)
You: will have sex with preety goldy (10:44pm)
Lee Oswald: Did I miss anyone? (10:55pm)
Space: I feel violated (10:58pm)
Faith: Take me for instance...if you don't have me,you got nothin'! (11:00pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob"! (11:10pm)
"bob": Don't encourage them... (11:20pm)
"bob": Fait, then wonder (11:21pm)
MSchmormac: Shadrach, Meschach & Abednego: http://tittycircus.com/wkat (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Puzzling Evidence is always finding puzzling evidence. (12:00am)
"bob": sorry bout him............he don;'t know knothing (12:04am)
Dr. Penny: He's hanging up and it's quite a hanger. (12:05am)
Dr. Penny: Oh, in the Book of the SubGenius there's a bunch about the hollow earth. (12:15am)
MSchmormac: Lei E! (12:19am)
MSchmormac: How come this show doesn't exist on Hal's wiki entry: http://tittykazoo.com/mabn ? (12:35am)

Michael Pepe finds the Radio Valencia studio at the right time and on the right night of the weekly Ask Dr. Hal radio programme. Time to move the studio, 'eh?

Chatroom History
August 10, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: Carpenter...you there? (10:25pm)
e_yazel: That guy is Moebius Rex!! (10:45pm)
e_yazel: Good God!! (10:46pm)
e_yazel: That guy on the phone! Uh... gee! (10:47pm)
Sonic: Mobius Wrecks This Show (11:15pm)
Forkless Entrprizes: Leap!!! (11:16pm)
Forkless Entrprizes: and now, look what happened... (11:17pm)
Scott Doober: you thank1 (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: the 1st rv show was NOSE H (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: AIR (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: LINT G (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: L (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: A (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: N (11:22pm)
Karen Carpenter: D (11:22pm)
Scott Doober: my pathetic questions to you... (11:23pm)
Curmudge: KC (11:24pm)
Curmudge: Wednesday...cross country programming. (11:24pm)
Col Gay Sanders : finger lickin moods (11:25pm)
Col Gay Sanders : and first radio responder crisis rants (11:26pm)
Curmudge: So,the Final Broadcast was the Fisrt Broadcast? (11:26pm)
Curmudge: first (11:26pm)
Col Gay Sanders : fist? (11:26pm)
Col Gay Sanders : fisting? (11:26pm)
Curmudge: sifting (11:26pm)
Col Gay Sanders : fistar (11:27pm)
Curmudge: Stanging (11:27pm)
Col Gay Sanders : lifting graphic fistular response machines (11:27pm)
Curmudge: Lift with your back. (11:27pm)
Col Gay Sanders : The First Show was NLGBND?.....really> (11:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: yes it was ... hey time to plug next week's N (11:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: O (11:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: S (11:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: E (11:28pm)
Col Gay Sanders : F (11:28pm)
Karen Carpenter: HAIR LINT GLAND (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : W (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : i (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : ll (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : i (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : a (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : m (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : B (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : e (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : n (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : d (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : i (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : x (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : is (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : dead (11:29pm)
Karen Carpenter: a Wnd rate borg9 (11:29pm)
Col Gay Sanders : of gourse, but worth mention and Rielly, life of, one each... (11:30pm)
Karen Carpenter: I had one of those Michael Pepe heart attacks tonight (11:30pm)
The Record: All for me any way... (11:31pm)
Karen Carpenter: back before electric dinosaurs (11:32pm)
Mikal Peppe is: forgetful (11:33pm)
Mikal Peppe is: Frito Hamdito (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: BTW: tech note... radio has delay but crapbox is instantaneous (11:34pm)
Mikal Peppe is: just like in real life. (11:34pm)
Mikal Peppe is: not just like this in reel life. (11:34pm)
Curmudge: Delay is a killer (11:35pm)
Mikal Peppe is: you mean to the driver or sensitive listener? (11:35pm)
Curmudge: Driver delays kills listeners. (11:37pm)
Lisentners kill good/bad univesre arguments: see?... (11:41pm)
This Show: The Race, my friend... (11:42pm)

Dr. Hal is exposed to Bob-Marc, resident-alien Martian and evader of responsibilities of another Radio Valencia show... something called NOSE HAIR Li... oh, who cares anyway?! IT'S THE ASK DR. HAL SHOW!

Chatroom History
August 3, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

e_yazel: You tell 'em, Hal. Tell them about those plutocrats. (10:13pm)
e_yazel: More, more, I require more, I'm still not satisfied. (10:15pm)
e_yazel: A party? Party, you call this a part? The drinks are warm, the women are cold, and I'n getting hot under the collar. (10:19pm)
e_yazel: AND I can't even type correctly. (10:19pm)
e_yazel: The show restarts itself. I hope he does this the entire night. (10:20pm)
e_yazel: Maybe it will be a show within a show within a show. (10:21pm)
e_yazel: the show is starting again! (10:37pm)
e_yazel: Again! (10:37pm)
e_yazel: Which is the actual live show?? (10:38pm)
e_yazel: Hold up a newspaper with today's date on it so that we know. (10:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: ah, Bob-Marc is there to plug NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (10:41pm)
e_yazel: this isn't live, issit? (10:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: not even this chatbox is live (10:42pm)
e_yazel: I think this is a show from last year. He will start the actual show later, after another false intro. it's a show within a show. it's neat. (10:42pm)
Karen Carpenter: they should stop talking about next year's bm (10:43pm)
e_yazel: See, he's talking about a bicycle at Burnng Man, and everyone knows those are now totally banned, have been for years. (10:44pm)
e_yazel: All the cool people know it, that is, the Hypsters. (10:44pm)
Karen Carpenter: fuck bikes AND ZIPPERS! (10:45pm)
e_yazel: Maybe it will be in North Beach. the new radio station in North Beach, that would be cool. (10:46pm)
e_yazel: Could you put the radio station on that burnt out Pier? (10:47pm)
e_yazel: oh oh, telephone in the studio. (10:47pm)
e_yazel: Self-circulating bathroom tiles. (10:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: if only Hal's space problem was only stacks o CDs (10:59pm)
e_yazel: We are indefatigable at Raw Story, too. Just like the martian robots. That's Raw Story, folks. I know it's "electronic" and that's such a conspiracy drag, but we certainly mean well. (10:59pm)
e_yazel: WOuldn;t Hal be greatly helped by Shelves? Sounds like it to me, but I have not been made visually privy to that mess all up in there. (11:01pm)
Karen Carpenter: only if the shelves make use of nearby, but separate, dimensions (11:02pm)
e_yazel: maybe he can dangle them from the cieling. Do they make those at IKEA? (11:02pm)
e_yazel: the ceiling, that is. (11:02pm)
Karen Carpenter: no matter... the next seismic adjustment will bury him under thousands of tiny dinosaurs, only to confound (11:04pm)
Karen Carpenter: palentologists of the future (11:04pm)
e_yazel: As it should. I'd be confounded. (11:04pm)
e_yazel: This is Peter Sellers I think, that he is playing, right? "Goodness gracious mee" (11:17pm)
e_yazel: I'm near Oakland and am I "giving up" going out? Pehras I am foolish to be listening to this, at all!!! I SEE!! (11:22pm)
e_yazel: You are not entirely alone, Hal, although you may now wish you were. (11:36pm)
e_yazel: "whose indignities she rejects" ha ha ha (11:48pm)
e_yazel: they are not all in bed, you know.. they are concentrating on the Olympics. (11:55pm)
e_yazel: so despair not (11:55pm)
e_yazel: be ye comforted (11:56pm)
e_yazel: Tell us! Tell us about the Monsters!! (12:02am)
e_yazel: Gees, come on, tell us about it. (12:03am)
e_yazel: Ye know not the Hour, or the Day. (12:05am)
e_yazel: NOR the Day (12:07am)

RECAP: Dr. Hal has easily advanced through the elimination rounds to become a member of the Inner Mission Team representing his ethnic people in London 2012. Now he faces a new challenge... the mandatory drug use test. This is the moment Dr. Hal has been preparing for since getting up late this afternoon.

Fresh and rested from his ecclesiastical retreat,Dr. Howland Owll brings a fervent dose of olde timey "Bob" back to his home base in San Francisco, while Paulzzling Evidunce brings Dr. Hal up to date on the latest pirate radio crimes he missed.

Chatroom History
July 20, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

Puzzlin Evideunce: Show is being busted.... (10:29pm)
e_yazel: ANraham incold Vampire Hunter was just awful (10:31pm)
e_yazel: Hal tried to warn us all. (10:31pm)
Karen Carpenter: can I tell you which phone button to press? (10:40pm)
::::::::: evidunce (10:53pm)
Karen Carpenter: Pualzzling Evidyunce (10:55pm)
::::::::: that studio sucks is why (10:55pm)
Karen Carpenter: guess who's building it to code this time (10:56pm)
::::::::: its the code and flu season (10:57pm)
::::::::: i returned the medieval music of the renaissance record already (11:05pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'm board (11:24pm)
MSchmormac: who's on the phone? (11:33pm)
Karen Carpenter: Hal's sister (11:36pm)
MSchmormac: neptune - bringer of jollity - good tune! (11:36pm)
Karen Carpenter: NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is #2! (11:38pm)
MSchmormac: oos! neptune is "the mystic" jupiter is bringer of jollity (11:38pm)
MSchmormac: i have a 1926 recording of the planets, conducted by holst himself, i should play it some time while i still have the chance (11:41pm)
MSchmormac: #2? that's one way to describe it! (11:42pm)
Karen Carpenter: only if you play it 800% sower with lots of reverb (11:44pm)
MSchmormac: i can't find the 800% slower button on the deck... (11:45pm)

Completing the Trilogy of Dr. Hal-less X-Day "Filler" Shows that merely serve as placeholders in the endless continuum of actual radio entertainment, KrOB & Puzzling Evidence stand and deliver as Karen Carpenter lays cable. This extended podcast runs for 6 hrs 40 worry free minutes and is, as one listener described it:

"indeed. the perfect soundtrack to your late night, pseudo bohemian, post dada, avant-tarding errands"

Chatroom History
July 13, 2012 10:00pm - 6:30am

Karen Carpenter: In Case You Are Wondering: This *IS* the Ask Dr Hal Show LIVE!!! (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: I'm still here. :) (2:43am)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhh. The late night radio amazingness, even without Dr. Hal. (2:45am)

The Radio Valencia program slot now populated by hundreds of Dr. Hal wannabe "DJs" has gone over a puzzling edge into the last minutes of darkness before breakfast.

One Listener. No Chats. 6.5 hours of Entertainment Gold.

Thanks, Claudia.

MORE THAN FIVE HOURS by a determined crew comprise this episode, touching on the forms of unusual arthropods, and, eventually, on one genus in particular. The creature itself, in addition to various preparations anatomically derived and extracted, has been used anciently and by still-extant practitioners of the clandestine, darker sciences in performing pre-human spells of the most malevolent magical variety. Fortunately, we escaped the dreaded epiphenomena or side effects to the process, which might have doomed us and eventually caused the entire station to move from its site. Or... DID we? Duration (on this Plane): 418:00 minutes.

Local citizens know that Dr. Hal Robins is away at his second favorite camping spot (second only to Teenage Billionaire Camp at Burning Man), teaching ossified church doctrine to drunken redneck hillbillies, as per the community service agreement. The Radio Valencia studio, located in the strangely quiet Chez Poulet, rocks on, thanks to Puzzling Evidence and KrOB. Maybe after I listen to this show, I will change the summary.

Chatroom History
June 29, 2012 10:00pm - 4:30am

Tranquil: We''re hereeee (10:46pm)
Tranquil: One hour down........ (11:04pm)
Tranquil: two now... (12:10am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: It's like bathing in meme collage, or maybe a meme soup. (12:29am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. (12:31am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: Was Paul McCartney on the grassy knoll? (12:44am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: I can see the pleasure saucers now! (12:46am)
Tranquil: And, they are so gay. (1:12am)
Tranquil: Three hours ten.... (1:12am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: the show goes on and on and on and on and on, and off. (2:36am)
Rev. Dr. Penny: maggie the toaster. oh those shiny toasters. (2:39am)
Tranquil: We'll ;eave at three.... (2:51am)

The Big Man rides hard, like some sort of Dinosaur Cowboy, over the aimless stampede of ridiculous proposals made by grown men in a small studio. No good comes of it, but a fine time was had by everyone involved.

Chatroom History
June 22, 2012 10:00pm - 3:30am

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: radio wha? (10:01pm)
MSchmormac: Is there a Dr. in the house? (10:02pm)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: dr. fantasy, maybe (10:06pm)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: End of the World Drill XX bwgins now (10:08pm)
MSchmormac: birdies! YAAAAY! (10:13pm)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: and now (10:17pm)
Dr. Fiasco: All Hail Hal (10:22pm)
MSchmormac: what's this honky tonk malarkey? (10:31pm)
e_yazel: God knows I'm here. (10:49pm)
e_yazel: Okay, so now he is not alone. Perhaps the sake announcement did it.. (11:06pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Ouzo! (11:16pm)
MSchmormac: is pete goldie allowed drink? (11:16pm)
MSchmormac: Dr. Fiasco on the phone? (11:32pm)
Dr. Fiasco: yes, and it wasn't much use was it? (11:36pm)
Dr. Fiasco: It's like a bunch of Mongolian emigres who don't speak English took over the studio (11:36pm)
MSchmormac: i thought you'd know better about engaging puzzling evidence (11:38pm)
e_yazel: I'm not giving anyone that chance, to hang up. No, best not to call. (12:09am)
e_yazel: well, it sure as hell wasn't myself. (12:14am)
e_yazel: Dr Fiasco has bigger fish to fry. (12:17am)
e_yazel: Aw, that's cute. Yankee Doodle, Give It Up. May as Well. (12:19am)
MSchmormac: crazy delay!!! (12:24am)
MSchmormac: is it 30 seconds? (12:24am)
e_yazel: Well, James Cameron has his own reward, I guess, since he's just the thing of easy derision and, apparently, obscure blog postings. (12:28am)
e_yazel: I'm going to go throw-up. (12:31am)
e_yazel: Beause he has actual responsibilities (12:32am)
e_yazel: AH, the rich get richer. That's it, now I logout. (12:34am)
MSchmormac: one of the Dumbo corws was voiced by Cliff "Ukulele Ike" Edwards who also voiced Jiminy Cricket (12:40am)
MSchmormac: wow! i went for a loooong walk and you're still here! (1:59am)

What do you get when a hillbilly/cowboy/hoedown happens outside a poorly-insulated studio?

An Ask Dr. Hal Show with only one booty call for Hal. Come on, folks, don't ya want some o' da Howland Owll? Or are you satisfied with Rusty's poems about 911?

Listen and you will find out.

As survivor Dr. Howland Owll and guests look on, forensic experts collect evidence from the remains of the ADH Live Show, a scene of indescribable horror and maniacal mayhem.


Chatroom History
June 8, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Play 4 Today: who is this? Roni Size? (10:02pm)
M. Peppe: I already did this.... (10:14pm)
Question: So, I'm pathetic, eh? (10:15pm)
e_yazel: Damn it. I just saw that there's gonna be a Robocop remake. How annoying. (10:25pm)
e_yazel: How will they possibly improve on the original? (10:26pm)
Question: And, Spielburg and Hanks are redoing JFK's shooting this year..... (10:26pm)
JFK: They'll proly say Izwald didst do it...........idiots. (10:27pm)
e_yazel: Well, I am a defender of all of Spielberg's directorial efforts for Dreamworks (10:28pm)
e_yazel: ANd am loking forward to the Lincoln movie. (10:28pm)
e_yazel: Slly Field as Mary Todd. That's brilliant, brilliant. (10:28pm)
JFK: Had young ones tell me how Lincoln was really interested in vampires, really, like in real life.................wwwow. (10:29pm)
Tad Lincoln: I'm still dead. (10:30pm)
Puzzling Evidence: This is my show, playing. (10:31pm)
Overmen: Ha Ha underHal (10:32pm)
Overmen: I hear Church Hair. (10:32pm)

MADE FROM SILICA AND SAND, This device, please understand, Is only pure glass through and through. But does this matter much to you? The crankshaft, yes, is only glass. The piston also, not of brass. The counterweight that makes the wheel Spin evenly is that same deal-- And truly, everything is made Out of plain glass, as here displayed.

Dr. Hal, a jammies-wearing blogger on Rawstory.com (look under "Culture Clutch" or "Vulture Clutch", whatever, something with bird eggs in a nest), does a live radio show, just to keep his chops oiled in preparation for the ASK DR. HAL SHOW
LIVE SPRING SHOW on Friday June 1, 2012 at Viracoacha, San Francisco. So enjoy this refreshing program with a pinot noir and have a Rusty Venture.

Chatroom History
May 25, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Soon to be The "Ask Dr Hal Show".....: Me. (10:02pm)
Timmy: Wee! (10:04pm)
The Bugs That Start The Next Show: Where are we? (10:04pm)
This Song: I win, bugs... (10:06pm)
Timmy: Now playing. (10:07pm)
Playing: Now, Timmy... (10:08pm)
Timmy: Tuned in. (10:09pm)
As Tommy Tunes: was in the sixties (10:12pm)
The Bugs: We're back!!!!!!! (10:15pm)
Timmy: Why do I like to watch people making sex? (10:24pm)
e_yazel: you're correct... no "lavatory lasciviousness", please (10:24pm)
e_yazel: oh, I see, you agree with such antics... well, no, I do not need to see that simply everywhere, thank you. Especially when I want to just void my bladder. Sorry. (10:25pm)
Timmy: Which show is real? (10:26pm)
rev.otherwise: lost in face (10:29pm)
e_yazel: wha? he's broadcasting kpfa stuff at the present moment (10:29pm)
The Bugs: The Real Show.... (10:33pm)
The Real Show: I'm over here... (10:33pm)
e_yazel: gee, I wish I could go, but who knows what the amenities are like? is there clean running water??? (10:36pm)
e_yazel: I mean at the X Day thing. (10:36pm)
rev.otherwise: golden showers of warm slack flow from the mouth of Dobbs. (10:37pm)
The Real Show: They ain'y nutin but heat an bugs in southern ohio in the summser...it's 95 right now (10:37pm)
e_yazel: X-Day is only 35 dollars? And another for the Unordained?? what a deal!!! (10:42pm)
e_yazel: will the Paul's Hatworks girls be at X-Day, though? (10:43pm)
A Hat: Alas, no. (10:44pm)
rev.otherwise: shoshoshoshosho (10:45pm)
rev.otherwise: lol Hal's in an odd mood. (10:45pm)
Timmy: Wooo KROB! (10:53pm)
doktor sleepless: woo hoo! southern ohio! lets hear it fer BARNESVILLE POP. 3 THOUSAND AND WATT.. (10:58pm)
e_yazel: it looks as if everyone has to have a tent (11:00pm)
no buildins out dere: yep (11:01pm)
e_yazel: a tent or rv and that sort of Sports Gear that SPorts People and Sports Guys use. (11:01pm)
e_yazel: that they purchase from Sports Gear Stores (11:01pm)
e_yazel: I like sleeping on hard surfaces, though. I wonder what the water situation is like. (11:02pm)
no buildins out dere: it tastes like walnuts when dey baptizes ya...call in and ask dR hul (11:03pm)
e_yazel: these people actually drive there in their rvs, don;t they? I'll bet that's what happens. (11:03pm)
e_yazel: SubGeniuses in RVs who drive there for days non-stop. after taking Too Many Pills. (11:04pm)
Pills : i'm burning his tummy! (11:05pm)
e_yazel: well, there are pills for that, too, though. (11:06pm)
WTTN radio: Hey, sounds like us! (11:07pm)
Timmy: 1998 isn't until 2060, when there is 144,000 SubGenii. (11:09pm)
Timmy: Conspiracy Clutch. nice blog. (11:11pm)
e_yazel: No no, Culture. Culture Clutch!!! (11:12pm)
e_yazel: And not all of the comments are of a demeaning nature, no. Some are quite positive. (11:12pm)
WTTN radio: All those writers, and that's the best they could come up with... (11:13pm)
Timmy: The show reads my mind, like crazy. (11:13pm)
My Mind: Sorry. (11:14pm)
Timmy: WHAT DO YOU WILL OF ME, SHOW?!?!?!?!? (11:15pm)
e_yazel: WTTN: Yes, it's great too, isn;t it? (11:16pm)
Show: WTF!!!!! (11:16pm)
Your Mind: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! (11:16pm)
e_yazel: Exactly (11:17pm)
Timmy: Fine. (11:17pm)
e_yazel: Fine fine fine. FIne. (11:17pm)
e_yazel: That's just fine. Swell. (11:18pm)
FINE: FINEFINEFINEFINE (11:18pm)
Timmy: Grin again. (11:18pm)
e_yazel: Have it YOUR way. Fine. (11:18pm)
LARRY: FINE. (11:20pm)
e_yazel: Sure. Whatever. now he seems to be giving an old website for those mp3 files that's no longer there, right? for the sustan site? (11:20pm)
e_yazel: custan (11:20pm)
e_yazel: Space Sickness. Yes, just focus on the horizon. (11:21pm)
e_yazel: Ogden Nash (11:41pm)
e_yazel: Samuel Taylor Coleridge, or Sid Coleridge? (11:48pm)
e_yazel: the wind (11:49pm)
e_yazel: Snowmen do "Melty Dances" (11:50pm)
Timmy: I greatly enjoy Hal's recitations, especially over bird sounds. (11:51pm)
e_yazel: He's now referring to that movie called Doubt (11:52pm)
e_yazel: We cannot call in, so we cannot inform him. (11:53pm)
Timmy: The Puzzling Hal show. (11:54pm)
Timmy: Hal called it in. (11:55pm)
e_yazel: They make the German nun into a villian for night even liking snowmen in that one, so that her understandable suspicions are villainized in that movie. Even though the priest is probably GUILTY as all fuck. (11:55pm)
Timmy: *phoned it in (11:55pm)
e_yazel: I mean, she dislikes even snowmen. Therefore, according to this script, she must also be wrong about the priest. God knows that never happens, even though at least eleven priests in Philadelphia, alone, are being prosecuted for molestation. Does America care, much? No, apparently not. Downfall of our empire. (11:58pm)
e_yazel: Downfall of the American empire, this sort of ignorance. (11:58pm)
e_yazel: wel, broaden your horizons, Hal, if you're so lonely On the Air! ha ha! I'm going now. (12:02am)
doktor sleepless: lonely on the err indeed... (12:23am)