There just aren't many shows like this. Listen, and you will know why. Total immersion recommended. Do not operate heavy farm machinery at speeds in excess of 70 miles per hour while listening to this program.

Fill your ears with a delightful fluff of radio froth, a meringue of wispy wonders & audio automata, a light & lively liripoop lovingly ladled over your tympani-- which, unfortunately, hardens later into the intercranial equivalent of heavy concrete.

Many from the ignorance of these Maxims, and an inconsiderate zeal unto Truth, have too rashly charged the troops of error, and remain as Trophies unto the enemies of Truth: A man may be in as just possession of Truth as of a City, and yet be forced to surrender. Listen to "Ask Dr. HAL!" every Friday. Re-runs are sometimes inserted.

The Post Point Arena Show is certain to contain highlights,lowlights and dim lights. Listen and learn.

AND THEY DO PILE UP at the old Fortress of Solitude. Got the place back when Doc Savage went out of business. These rooms are add-ons. Tried to match the original decor. Didn't do too badly, if it's not immodest to say so. This'll only take a second, but they dry better naturally without using X-Ray Vision.

Dr. Hal tolerates the presence of Michael Peppe, but only because it's cold outside.

Can the "talent" of The Ask Dr. Hal Show survive the never-ending Parade of Food? Only with the help of KrOB! Yay!

Fill your ears with a delightful fluff of radio froth, a meringue of wispy wonders & audio automata, a light & lively liripoop lovingly ladled over your tympani-- which, unfortunately, hardens later into the intercranial equivalent of heavy concrete.

Starting about 20 minutes in, Dr. Hal struggles with life and studio gadgetry.

This exciting episode features the wisdom of the poets-- lies breathed through silver. Or, maybe, on the Ask Dr. Hal! show Live on "Radio," a Greater Truth worms & wriggles its way from beneath the sodden substrate to emerge and impudently wave its bulbous extremity. Listen-- & decide for yourself.

STOKERS WANTED for maintaining boiling water engine. No pay, but you'll have the satisfaction of contributing to a great project. Speed and temperature must be maintained. Boiler explosions rarely happen.

PERHAPS IT WAS AN ERROR to bring Bongo to the beach near Point Arena. At first it seemed he'd fit right in. Bowling Ball Beach, as it's called, is a fine place, a free, uninhibited place. But then he got a little "frisky," and we only hope the Incident won't preclude us from being invited to return. Maybe not too many people were paying attention.

Ask Dr. Hal! toddles down the pike again with the same old prodigies and miracles, although poltergeists make up the pricipal part of spontaneous material manifestation.

Hal returns after several weeks of Burning Man, fiddles with the knobs, plays some songs, laments the loss of KrOB, talks with Puzzling Evidence and Pete Goldie, then spends almost 2 hours ending the show after the RoboDJ quits in disgust.

THE HEPTAGRAM-- Order of Leviathan. Well, we do what we can to keep this Show going. It seems we were faced with an Aspect of complete Destruction. So, we... well, we Gamed the System, as it were, with an Option to Pay Later. These Bargains never work out well-- we only "bought" a little more Time. And in fact, One of our Number will, come the Day, have to be sacrificed, never to return. Who, we wonder uneasily, will it be?

THAT'S WHAT THEY DID-- Roam the Earth, that is. You see, they required great range to forage and consume tons and tons of leafy herbage of poor nutritional value. They left a devastated, munched-on forest canopy in their wake. Yes, yes, quite unfortunate-- but realistically, all over and done with.