The LIVE Ask Doctor Hal Show at The Dark Room, staring Hal, Pete, KrOB, Sherilyn, John Hell, Spy, Children, with tremendous tech form Sean Wigglesworth, Rhiannon and Jim Fourniadis.

Chatroom History
June 21, 2013 10:00pm - 2:30am

American Gothic: Holy shit it works! (10:01pm)
American Gothic: Going to all this trouble is much appreciated. (10:03pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hooray (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: so cool! live from the darkroom, right? (10:04pm)
DrPantzFunkley: sounds like it (10:04pm)
American Gothic: It seems like the genuine article. A modern miracle. (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: next best thing to being threre (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: praise technology (10:05pm)
DrPantzFunkley: all praise (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: t bag (10:08pm)
American Gothic: KRoB dives deep for the best of the worst of the WW II era. (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: yes and we can only imagine what it looks like (10:10pm)
Aslan: :@"$-;()@"$)/- (10:10pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise "Bob"! It's coming through live from the stage! (10:12pm)
American Gothic: Superman is an illegal alien. (10:15pm)
American Gothic: That dizzy broad. Fooled by a pair of spectacles. (10:17pm)
Jim F.: It's no fun being an illegal alien... (10:23pm)
American Gothic: Boy, is that ever a simple thought that is so very true. TV kills our consciousness. (10:23pm)
Jim F.: Boy howdy we are streaming like the fun pros! (10:25pm)
American Gothic: (10:26pm)
American Gothic: No drops, high fidelity, no distortion. I'm delighted. (10:26pm)
Jim F.: We just got a new board with separate feeds for maximum flex for both live and broadcast! (10:27pm)
American Gothic: Color me impressed. (10:28pm)
Jim F.: Hal is our inaugural broadcast, thanks (10:28pm)
American Gothic: In fact, Hal' (10:28pm)
American Gothic: In fact, Hal's mike is ususally overmodulated, at least on the podcast. These actually sound better. (10:29pm)
Jim F.: Thx (10:29pm)
DrPantzFunkley: good ol ennio morricone in the background (10:31pm)
Jim F.: Always use the finest tunes if you are going to be blowing off royalties! (10:33pm)
American Gothic: I had wondered how you handled that. Forgiveness is easier than permission. (10:34pm)
American Gothic: Those young people did a great job! (10:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it does really sound good (10:35pm)
Jim F.: Tonight John Hell will be played by George Clooney! (10:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: like being in the room for sure (10:35pm)
Jim F.: We have opera quality fly mics to get the room (10:36pm)
American Gothic: For our celebration of pubic lice. (10:36pm)
American Gothic: But there just isn't anough science report so far. . . (10:37pm)
Jim F.: patience NYSE (10:38pm)
Jim F.: Nye (10:38pm)
Jim F.: Bleech (10:39pm)
Jim F.: Frenet is nasty (10:39pm)
American Gothic: My Trader Joe's Oranjeboom will have to do. (10:40pm)
Jim F.: Magic eight ball is more my price range (10:40pm)
American Gothic: The NASA Massa! (10:41pm)
Jim F.: For you at home, John just buggered a party sheep with the Frenet bottle (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i wanna see the fiance (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh thank you jim (10:43pm)
Jim F.: Quality entertainment ! (10:43pm)
American Gothic: If this becomes a regular thing, we're gonna need a Tumblr. (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: i think we need a ustream (10:44pm)
Jim F.: I am stuck watching the door so I am typing (10:44pm)
American Gothic: Thank you, Jim F.! (10:45pm)
Jim F.: Insert humble remark here (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: but it's free - why watch the door? (10:46pm)
Jim F.: So beer doesn't walk out and choices don't wander in (10:47pm)
American Gothic: Is Pete talking about the Japs again? (10:47pm)
Jim F.: Chooches (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: chooches? (10:48pm)
Jim F.: I never listen to Pete unless he is light ing up (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: haha (10:48pm)
Jim F.: Chooches as in Mission st crazies (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: is that what they're called? (10:49pm)
American Gothic: Superman can hang out inside the sun. It's canon, Grant Morrison said so. (10:49pm)
Jim F.: That's what we call them (10:49pm)
Aslan: Wish I could see it... (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: it's just a bunch of pictures from nasa (10:50pm)
Jim F.: Imagine a bunch of people holding envelopes and waiting for Pete to be finished (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: you don't have to wait for pete to stick the envelope in the pitcher (10:51pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: envelope goes in pitcher (10:52pm)
Jim F.: Unless you have been paralyzed (10:52pm)
American Gothic: Pete is an artist, his palette is tedium. (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: how many folks are in attendance (10:52pm)
American Gothic: I think we're all bozos on this bus. (10:53pm)
Jim F.: (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: ha they really were waiting (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: newbies (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, no doubt (10:55pm)
American Gothic: Envelope holders have been hypnotized like chickens. (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: the sound of petes's voice hits that hypnotizing frequency (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: it's like a seizure (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: let's do it! let's go outside (10:59pm)
Jim F.: Space bail! (10:59pm)
American Gothic: Pete's midlife crisis: Over-powered laser pointer. (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: so sad (11:00pm)
American Gothic: Potholes in my lawn. (11:02pm)
Jim F.: Finally (11:02pm)
American Gothic: So that's what the trust fund kids of 2060 will do, snowboard on Mars? (11:05pm)
DrPantzFunkley: time for questions for Hal (11:10pm)
American Gothic: Devolution is real! (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: : | (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: wish them away to cartoonland (11:32pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i need a snack (11:33pm)
DrPantzFunkley: what to gnaw on? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: carrots? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: bacon wrapped hot dog? (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i don't have any of the latter readily available, but carrots could work (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: distorting (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: audio (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: midwest timezone, sleep is starting to gnaw at my eyes (11:34pm)
DrPantzFunkley: maybe it was the bass messing with the mics (11:35pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it still sounds good to me however (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: i think krob cranked it up for a bit. he probably just needed a beer (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: does that hurt - sleep gnawing at your eyes? does not sound pleasant (11:36pm)
American Gothic: Sigh, fell asleep. (11:38pm)
Perfect_Timing: So I guess the remote feed worked after all. (11:39pm)
American Gothic: Flyoverland rumblels with the snores of the farmers. (11:39pm)
American Gothic: Did we lose DJPantzFunkley? (11:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it doesn't hurt (11:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's most pleasant, but i dont want to be tired =[ (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: Do some drugs (11:41pm)
DrPantzFunkley: the second best thing to catching it live, is downloading it first thing in the morning and listening to it while i putz in the yard (11:41pm)
American Gothic: I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: Yea you should have waited until after the solstice (11:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that reminds me, i should get some nitrous charges (11:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: is it possible to get a whole tank? that would be even better (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Whipped cream is the perfect late night snack (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Are you a dentist? Ask a dentist if not. (11:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: not a dentist, a sociologist (11:45pm)
DrPantzFunkley: my dentist would laugh at me if i asked him (11:46pm)
American Gothic: God said to Abraham, kill me a son. (11:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: newborns...ugly... what kind of question is that? (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: I don't know if being a sociologist qualifies you to get tank (11:47pm)
American Gothic: http://bit.ly/16WHxHj (11:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: yeah, i don't think so, i do have a doctorate though (11:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i didn't know how regulated nitrous was... my wife is a chemist, i should ask her (11:48pm)
American Gothic: Whippit good! (11:49pm)
DrPantzFunkley: you know it (11:50pm)
John hell: Got a question? Ask now. (11:50pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Can the question be serious? (11:50pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I have always wondered, after all of these years. (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: Is that the question? (11:51pm)
American Gothic: Thanks, John. Please ask Dr. Hal: "Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?" (11:51pm)
DrPantzFunkley: no (11:51pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i almost prefaced that, but that would be a good question (11:51pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I would like to know, "What is the abomination of desolation? (11:51pm)
John hell: Very good. Consider it asked. (11:52pm)
American Gothic: "Because they will never hit the ground." (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ha ha (11:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i loved it (11:55pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Thanks John (11:55pm)
American Gothic: (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: Question: dwarf or midget? (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: Have any questions got fernet tonight? (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Good question (11:58pm)
John hell: Many hot fernet tonight (11:59pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Why do humans dream? (12:00am)
vj pussycat: No way! (12:01am)
American Gothic: "What is the best pre-code Hollywood movie?" (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Thank you dr Hal. Don't forget herzog's even midgets started small (12:02am)
DrPantzFunkley: if a dwarf breeds with a midget is the offspring called a didget? (12:03am)
American Gothic: King Kong!! (12:03am)
American Gothic: http://bit.ly/16WKacf (12:04am)
American Gothic: Merci beaucoups! (12:04am)
American Gothic: I shall tithe to RV in the name of the good doctor. (12:05am)
DrPantzFunkley: http://bit.ly/16WKibU (12:05am)
vj pussycat: Didget - I dig it (12:05am)
John hell: Oh yeah. That was fun. Thanks y'all (12:07am)
John hell: Oh yeah. That was fun. Thanks y'all (12:08am)
DrPantzFunkley: thank you john! we are having a good time with the show (12:08am)
American Gothic: Most excellent. Dr. Hal is an American treasure. (12:08am)
DrPantzFunkley: for sure! (12:08am)
DrPantzFunkley: for another live show i will have to send an envelope with a few bucks and the question! (12:09am)
DrPantzFunkley: but where do you send it? (12:09am)
American Gothic: Dr. Hal has to pay the semi-annual Radio Valencia bill, so give it to them. (12:09am)
vj pussycat: Send it to radio v (12:09am)
DrPantzFunkley: but will he get the question? (12:10am)
American Gothic: "Bob" will provide. (12:10am)
DrPantzFunkley: hah (12:10am)
DrPantzFunkley: bob damn it, that's not the answer i need! (12:10am)
DrPantzFunkley: any of you going to X-day this year? (12:11am)
vj pussycat: Negative (12:11am)
American Gothic: My wife told me I could go play art in the campground if I promised to never whine like a 6-year-old girl next time I took the family camping. (12:13am)
American Gothic: I can't make that deal. (12:13am)
DrPantzFunkley: hahaha (12:13am)
American Gothic: Safe journey, all you BART riders! (12:17am)
DrPantzFunkley: night all, had a great time - thanks for the Hal team, great show (12:19am)
American Gothic: That was really a treat. Thanks again. (12:23am)
vj pussycat: Hahaha (12:32am)
American Gothic: I donated to RV but some X- (12:33am)
American Gothic: Day dosh is on its way as well. (12:33am)
vj pussycat: Higgs boson? (12:34am)
American Gothic: Behind the scenes, where the sausage is made on the Ask Dr. Hal Show. (12:40am)
vj pussycat: Ooh I wanna come to yo BBQ (12:41am)
American Gothic: We have to be fat, so as to prevent California from tumbling into the sea. (12:43am)
John hell: I'm on the chat room. Ask a question (12:46am)
American Gothic: Le chatte de la boit -- dear God, a double-vaginal foreign pun (12:46am)
American Gothic: A final question: "Is the noivce SubGenius welcomed at X-Day?" (12:49am)
vj pussycat: That's correct pete (12:56am)
Perfect_Timing: It's me (12:57am)
Perfect_Timing: Driving home from stupid work (12:57am)
Perfect_Timing: It's the radio people (12:58am)
Perfect_Timing: You're still on!!! (1:00am)