starring Dr. Hal !
Just Kale
November 1, 2013 10:00pm
In a show that briefly mentioned super-vegetable kale, Dr. Hal protested naming the entire episode, including the long dissertation on ears, Just Kale. You Lose, Dr. Hal! Good Day!
Chatroom History
November 1, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
sexmoose: DMAN my slow inter tubes! (10:40pm)
Breaking Naughty: I knows where your goddamn joke lab is hidden. I'm gonna get you, stupit goddamn Show sumbitch. .. Breaking Naughty (10:53pm)
Dr Evil: Send One gazillion-nillion Bitcoins to my Paypal account right now or I will DDOS-jam your chatbox stupid comments ! (10:54pm)
George Soros: I bought "The Ask Dr Hal" Show from Puzzling Evidence for $2000000, then I sold it back to him for $2000020. Now "The Show" is worth 2 million & 20 dollars -- maybe more... I'm going to buy stock in "The Show" ! You should too -- obviously it's a win-win deal ! (10:58pm)
Baby Pink: I sleep on the toilet because I wasn't potty-trained as a child so I have a tendency to wet the bed-- sleeping on the toilet avoids the issue. (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: If you listen to only one radio program during your entire life, you must hear "Ask Dr Hal" -- absolutely unequaled in its scope, depth, and detail, in its magnificent oratory power, and in its biting, trenchant analysis of existence and being. Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:11pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE to see a Sneak Preview of Dr Hal's Vintage Retro Daguerrotype Porn Collection ( Part XXV ) -- Amazing Amateur American Asian Action ! Innocent Hairy Interracial Tanlines ! BBW BDSM Backseat Banana Bathing ! Foot Foreplay Goth Granny Group Gym Gynocologist Hardcore ! Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:12pm)
John Holmes: Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:13pm)
Spam Candiru: MAKE MONEY AT HOME WITH ASK DR HAL ! PATENTED TECHNOLOGY CURES BOREDOM ! FREE TRIAL ! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ! CLICK HERE TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ! (11:14pm)
SickofBob: Your silly Show isn't 1 percent as spooky-ooky scary as you pretend. I tried very very hard to be scared poopless, but could only manage to emit one squeeky-eeky little fart. Phooey ! I pyroflatulate in your specific direction with GPS ! Sign Me, Clathrate in Bolinas (11:25pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my pussy today. The cat isn't happy, but I feel downright manly about it ! Got a problem with that, girly boy ? (11:26pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my ass today. The perissodactyl equinus asinus isn't happy about it, but I feel downright manly ! Got a problem with that, girly-boy ? (11:26pm)
Gov. Brown: Who makes San Francisco politics run glibber all? Why, the very shade of Puzzling Evidence%u2019s noble darling, Dr Hal Robins ! (11:29pm)
Gov. Brown: We can laugh over such schemes as Ask Dr Hal. And perhaps we should laugh at ourselves for having been fooled, for if there is one area in life that exceeds the religious in deception, and touches all of us, it is the Ask Dr Hal program at Radio Valencia. What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:30pm)
Gov. Brown: What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: What is needed here, therefore, next to water and cleanliness, is a good "Show", the which will protect the credulous from the silly and the wealthy. Radio-banking institutions on sound bases, and doing Shows honorably, also are greatly needed. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal Robins governs a Judaeo-Zen world in which not a bowel moves without his sagacious approbation. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal stretch his hands, with equal ease, from Peking to Washington DC, from DC to Paris, from Paris to London, from London to Moscow. Dr Hal is the true king of Judah, the prince of the captivity, the Messiah so long looked for by this extraordinary people, the SubGenius race. By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:33pm)
Gov. Brown: By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: Death By Show In 2012 a study by the AMA admitted that "Ask Dr Hal" (which has assfartame in it) causes fart attacks and strokes egos. This affects the dopamine system of the brain and causes addiction. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: In August 2013 the California Comedy Institute tried to have "Ask Dr Hal" banned because so many listeners had seizures and were going stupid from the jokes. Their case went all the way to the Supreme Court, but Hal Robins has power even there. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: Just read the Ask Dr Hal Resource Guide below on how it got on the market after even the FCC revoked the petition for approval and tried to have Hal Robins indicted for fraud. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: The FCC approved "Ask Dr Hal" even after 120 psychologists wrote the FCC to ban it because of all the studies showing it is a multipotential flatulogen. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: In October 2013 I called the FCC, and when I said, "People are sick and dying from "Ask Dr Hal", I was told, "So what, we have to depopulate." (11:36pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hello Dr Oz (11:37pm)
RABBI SCHTUP: Dear Dr Hal -- Scuttlebutt around Radio Valencia gym-spa locker room says your foreskin has grown back. Perhaps it's time for a trim ? I can help : I'm a Menoh. Call me ASAP : I charge 4 skins and as big a tip as I can get. Signed, Rabbi Schtup (11:38pm)
Chatroom History
November 1, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am
sexmoose: DMAN my slow inter tubes! (10:40pm)
Breaking Naughty: I knows where your goddamn joke lab is hidden. I'm gonna get you, stupit goddamn Show sumbitch. .. Breaking Naughty (10:53pm)
Dr Evil: Send One gazillion-nillion Bitcoins to my Paypal account right now or I will DDOS-jam your chatbox stupid comments ! (10:54pm)
George Soros: I bought "The Ask Dr Hal" Show from Puzzling Evidence for $2000000, then I sold it back to him for $2000020. Now "The Show" is worth 2 million & 20 dollars -- maybe more... I'm going to buy stock in "The Show" ! You should too -- obviously it's a win-win deal ! (10:58pm)
Baby Pink: I sleep on the toilet because I wasn't potty-trained as a child so I have a tendency to wet the bed-- sleeping on the toilet avoids the issue. (11:07pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: If you listen to only one radio program during your entire life, you must hear "Ask Dr Hal" -- absolutely unequaled in its scope, depth, and detail, in its magnificent oratory power, and in its biting, trenchant analysis of existence and being. Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: Dr Hal has somehow succeeded in substituting slogans and argot for thought, redefining old words with provincial dialectic irrelevance, imbued with a dazzling fusion of occulted sexual imagery and monetized monologues that generate non-specific linquistic shock in the unwary and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:10pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: and-or unwitting audience members, especially and particularly in their ears. (11:11pm)
John Holmes: CLICK HERE to see a Sneak Preview of Dr Hal's Vintage Retro Daguerrotype Porn Collection ( Part XXV ) -- Amazing Amateur American Asian Action ! Innocent Hairy Interracial Tanlines ! BBW BDSM Backseat Banana Bathing ! Foot Foreplay Goth Granny Group Gym Gynocologist Hardcore ! Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:12pm)
John Holmes: Plump Public Police Secretary Massage ! Topless Tramp Teen Nurse Twerking ! Nylon Uniform Fetish Doll Domination ! Homemade Cuckold Puffy Nose Swingers ! (11:13pm)
Spam Candiru: MAKE MONEY AT HOME WITH ASK DR HAL ! PATENTED TECHNOLOGY CURES BOREDOM ! FREE TRIAL ! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ! CLICK HERE TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ! (11:14pm)
SickofBob: Your silly Show isn't 1 percent as spooky-ooky scary as you pretend. I tried very very hard to be scared poopless, but could only manage to emit one squeeky-eeky little fart. Phooey ! I pyroflatulate in your specific direction with GPS ! Sign Me, Clathrate in Bolinas (11:25pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my pussy today. The cat isn't happy, but I feel downright manly about it ! Got a problem with that, girly boy ? (11:26pm)
Arnold Pinknigger: I shaved my ass today. The perissodactyl equinus asinus isn't happy about it, but I feel downright manly ! Got a problem with that, girly-boy ? (11:26pm)
Gov. Brown: Who makes San Francisco politics run glibber all? Why, the very shade of Puzzling Evidence%u2019s noble darling, Dr Hal Robins ! (11:29pm)
Gov. Brown: We can laugh over such schemes as Ask Dr Hal. And perhaps we should laugh at ourselves for having been fooled, for if there is one area in life that exceeds the religious in deception, and touches all of us, it is the Ask Dr Hal program at Radio Valencia. What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:30pm)
Gov. Brown: What else can we do about it except laugh? (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: What is needed here, therefore, next to water and cleanliness, is a good "Show", the which will protect the credulous from the silly and the wealthy. Radio-banking institutions on sound bases, and doing Shows honorably, also are greatly needed. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal Robins governs a Judaeo-Zen world in which not a bowel moves without his sagacious approbation. (11:31pm)
Gov. Brown: Dr Hal stretch his hands, with equal ease, from Peking to Washington DC, from DC to Paris, from Paris to London, from London to Moscow. Dr Hal is the true king of Judah, the prince of the captivity, the Messiah so long looked for by this extraordinary people, the SubGenius race. By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:33pm)
Gov. Brown: By their own secret intelligence service and their own news network they could out-maneuver any European government, if only they would. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: Death By Show In 2012 a study by the AMA admitted that "Ask Dr Hal" (which has assfartame in it) causes fart attacks and strokes egos. This affects the dopamine system of the brain and causes addiction. (11:34pm)
Dr Oz: In August 2013 the California Comedy Institute tried to have "Ask Dr Hal" banned because so many listeners had seizures and were going stupid from the jokes. Their case went all the way to the Supreme Court, but Hal Robins has power even there. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: Just read the Ask Dr Hal Resource Guide below on how it got on the market after even the FCC revoked the petition for approval and tried to have Hal Robins indicted for fraud. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: The FCC approved "Ask Dr Hal" even after 120 psychologists wrote the FCC to ban it because of all the studies showing it is a multipotential flatulogen. (11:35pm)
Dr Oz: In October 2013 I called the FCC, and when I said, "People are sick and dying from "Ask Dr Hal", I was told, "So what, we have to depopulate." (11:36pm)
jr "spud" seven: Hello Dr Oz (11:37pm)
RABBI SCHTUP: Dear Dr Hal -- Scuttlebutt around Radio Valencia gym-spa locker room says your foreskin has grown back. Perhaps it's time for a trim ? I can help : I'm a Menoh. Call me ASAP : I charge 4 skins and as big a tip as I can get. Signed, Rabbi Schtup (11:38pm)
