starring Dr. Hal !
Great Civilizations That Never Existed!
March 28, 2014 10:00pm
The Goldman Saxons = the most barbaric of of barbaric tribes, their economy was based on betting on impossible things. Until one day statistical mechanics turned on them and someone got one right bet and the whole system collapsed.
The Chezpanese = died of starvation due to being very picky about their food
The Barbielonians = Famous for their buried army of 10,000 terracotta female figures of impossible proportions.
The Passive Agrecians = Built en empire of conquered countries by stationing large armies next to the border and looking sullen for decades until the neighboring people would get thoroughly annoyed and moved away.
The Bollynesians = they had to do a song and dance before doing anything. Before going fishing they had to sing a song about boats, before having sex they had to do an interpretive dance about baby making. Their civilization was extinguished by the deadly confluence of excessive cheerfulness and cramps.
The Chezpanese = died of starvation due to being very picky about their food
The Barbielonians = Famous for their buried army of 10,000 terracotta female figures of impossible proportions.
The Passive Agrecians = Built en empire of conquered countries by stationing large armies next to the border and looking sullen for decades until the neighboring people would get thoroughly annoyed and moved away.
The Bollynesians = they had to do a song and dance before doing anything. Before going fishing they had to sing a song about boats, before having sex they had to do an interpretive dance about baby making. Their civilization was extinguished by the deadly confluence of excessive cheerfulness and cramps.
