starring Dr. Hal !
We Put the Phony in Cacophony
April 4, 2014 10:00pm
It was the 80's, they were young and hell bent on testing the limits of acceptable behavior in mainstream society.
No, not Menudo.
Chatroom History
April 4, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Hullo. (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Science! (10:06pm)
Alan B.: noosphere (10:06pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Greetings to all my fellow SubGenii (10:07pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this sounds like frop enhancement is in order (10:08pm)
jr "spud" seven: Salutations Dr Hal (10:13pm)
Alan B.: s'up, DrPantz (10:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Yo Yo Alan (10:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's been a great end to a long ass week (10:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: got some tasty herb woohoo (10:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: great entertainment tonight Dr Hal, just grade A quality stuff man (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks! (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's good to have Revelation X next to the potty so you can read it while you wait (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Change is good. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: All of you in the chatbox! Do it now! Send money, cash preferred: (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: where do you send it to (10:38pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i won't send cash (10:38pm)
Alan B.: checks will do . . . if you PayPal, you need to specify that the money is a gift for a friend . . (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am going to cut them a check (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's always worked before, for other things (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: for real (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's not some scam is it (10:40pm)
Alan B.: 94112 (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Straight up. Google that address and look at street view . . . the famous Bruno's disco is across the street (10:41pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/OjvHlL (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: who is Jon Fast, is that you? (10:42pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: EUGH! (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Money man at RV, known as Juan Rapido (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i wish san diego wasn't so far away (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ahso (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I have heard that name (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Pay Pal, cash, checks, Kruggerands, Dogecoin, "Bob"coin (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, Bob coin (10:43pm)
Alan B.: DOOO EEET (10:43pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: In the new world, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO MARRY ME. (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: que? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I support same-species marriage (10:44pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: The President of The Untied Snakes will be your wife! (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: going undercover with a new Nick? (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Send the rest of your money to: P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (10:45pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Hey little boy, wanna see my nick? (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Attn: I. Stang (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Nick Danger, Third Nostril (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i knew it (10:46pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: WILMA!!!! (10:47pm)
Alan B.: If he hasn't seen your green, you're still pink to "Bob." (10:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am all paid up (10:48pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Dear Dr. HAL -- remember our dear friend, Phantasy Collar? (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Seriously, place your hands on the monitor and write that czech with your teef (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Praise "Bob," brother DrPantzFunkley (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hallelujah (10:49pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: CURLY BROWN!!! (10:51pm)
Alan B.: STOP FUCKING SWEARING, GOD DAMMIT. (10:52pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: STINKY PINKY!!! (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: she can't help it (10:52pm)
Alan B.: That's what I like, monotone porn poetry with 70s wahwah porn music. (10:53pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: SMELL MY LOOOOVE... (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Hal has gotten his shit together. (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: for sure (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this show is most excellent (10:54pm)
Alan B.: agreed (10:54pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Oh, the funk. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Personal business occupies me the first week of July, and I'm pissed off about it. (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i always have family obligations during x day since it's 4th of July holiday (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Some day I will make pilgrimage, but it might not happen forever. (10:59pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: spooooooooooooooooooooo... (11:02pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Dear Dr. Hal: The Church has been public for close to 35 years... when will the night of long knives come? (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Beautiful and talented. (11:10pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Rock on Baby Bear (11:10pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks for playing that Hal - was a very haunting piece no? (11:10pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: I've been with you since the beginning... I'm getting so TIRED! (11:12pm)
Alan B.: July 4, 8661 (11:12pm)
Alan B.: sorry, July 5, 8661 (11:12pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: can... barely... keep... my... head... above... the... surface... of... the... cesspool... (11:14pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: GLUB (11:14pm)
Alan B.: When life gives you sewage, make Jenkem. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Hal needs his Hadron medicine. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: 7-bladed windbreaker http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:23pm)
Alan B.: 53 people all send in $5, the whole three-month bill for Radio Valencia gets paid. Send in your dollars now! (11:23pm)
Alan B.: The US country has been gnawed clean and the marrow sucked out of the bones. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Rural life is hard here. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: I wish I could live like R. Crumb, in his villa in the south of France. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ka9PIv (11:30pm)
Alan B.: The Conspiracy doesn't want you to listen to the great Pat Novak for Hire radio program, for free. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1kaa1aM (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Don't let Doug Wellman steal Ask Dr. Hal! Defend! NO PASARAN! (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Send all your money to: Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA 94112 and say it is for Ask Dr. Hal (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Bel-a! Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA (11:45pm)
Alan B.: shoot. let's try again. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Bel-a! http://bit.ly/PBELmZ (11:46pm)
Sesame Street alien: you haven't yet turned to the last page (11:48pm)
Sesame Street alien: of the room (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hadrons, how do they work? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Frop stop. (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Bring all your money to: RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA 94112 Next Friday, April 11l (12:05am)
Alan B.: PuzzEv wants your show, Hal, you need to stop him! (12:25am)
Kate Twoee: thanks for censoring me (12:29am)
Alan B.: Oh, dear! (12:32am)
TVGuy: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : Tomorrow Never Dies -- Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh -- James Bond heads to stop Hal Robins plan to induce war between China and the UK in order to obtain global media coverage for Radio Valencia. (12:33am)
Alan B.: I love this shit! (12:34am)
No, not Menudo.
Chatroom History
April 4, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am
Alan B.: Hullo. (10:03pm)
Alan B.: Science! (10:06pm)
Alan B.: noosphere (10:06pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Greetings to all my fellow SubGenii (10:07pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this sounds like frop enhancement is in order (10:08pm)
jr "spud" seven: Salutations Dr Hal (10:13pm)
Alan B.: s'up, DrPantz (10:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Yo Yo Alan (10:15pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's been a great end to a long ass week (10:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: got some tasty herb woohoo (10:16pm)
DrPantzFunkley: great entertainment tonight Dr Hal, just grade A quality stuff man (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks! (10:26pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's good to have Revelation X next to the potty so you can read it while you wait (10:34pm)
Alan B.: Change is good. (10:35pm)
Alan B.: All of you in the chatbox! Do it now! Send money, cash preferred: (10:36pm)
DrPantzFunkley: where do you send it to (10:38pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i won't send cash (10:38pm)
Alan B.: checks will do . . . if you PayPal, you need to specify that the money is a gift for a friend . . (10:39pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am going to cut them a check (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: it's always worked before, for other things (10:40pm)
Alan B.: Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: for real (10:40pm)
DrPantzFunkley: that's not some scam is it (10:40pm)
Alan B.: 94112 (10:41pm)
Alan B.: Straight up. Google that address and look at street view . . . the famous Bruno's disco is across the street (10:41pm)
Alan B.: http://on.fb.me/OjvHlL (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: who is Jon Fast, is that you? (10:42pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: EUGH! (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Money man at RV, known as Juan Rapido (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i wish san diego wasn't so far away (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: ahso (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: I have heard that name (10:42pm)
Alan B.: Pay Pal, cash, checks, Kruggerands, Dogecoin, "Bob"coin (10:42pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha, Bob coin (10:43pm)
Alan B.: DOOO EEET (10:43pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: In the new world, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO MARRY ME. (10:43pm)
DrPantzFunkley: que? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: I support same-species marriage (10:44pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: The President of The Untied Snakes will be your wife! (10:44pm)
DrPantzFunkley: going undercover with a new Nick? (10:45pm)
Alan B.: Send the rest of your money to: P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417 (10:45pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Hey little boy, wanna see my nick? (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Attn: I. Stang (10:46pm)
Alan B.: Nick Danger, Third Nostril (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: haha (10:46pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i knew it (10:46pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: WILMA!!!! (10:47pm)
Alan B.: If he hasn't seen your green, you're still pink to "Bob." (10:47pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i am all paid up (10:48pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Dear Dr. HAL -- remember our dear friend, Phantasy Collar? (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Seriously, place your hands on the monitor and write that czech with your teef (10:48pm)
Alan B.: Praise "Bob," brother DrPantzFunkley (10:48pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Hallelujah (10:49pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: CURLY BROWN!!! (10:51pm)
Alan B.: STOP FUCKING SWEARING, GOD DAMMIT. (10:52pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: STINKY PINKY!!! (10:52pm)
DrPantzFunkley: she can't help it (10:52pm)
Alan B.: That's what I like, monotone porn poetry with 70s wahwah porn music. (10:53pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: SMELL MY LOOOOVE... (10:53pm)
Alan B.: Dr. Hal has gotten his shit together. (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: for sure (10:54pm)
DrPantzFunkley: this show is most excellent (10:54pm)
Alan B.: agreed (10:54pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Oh, the funk. (10:54pm)
Alan B.: Personal business occupies me the first week of July, and I'm pissed off about it. (10:58pm)
DrPantzFunkley: i always have family obligations during x day since it's 4th of July holiday (10:58pm)
Alan B.: Some day I will make pilgrimage, but it might not happen forever. (10:59pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: spooooooooooooooooooooo... (11:02pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: Dear Dr. Hal: The Church has been public for close to 35 years... when will the night of long knives come? (11:08pm)
Alan B.: Beautiful and talented. (11:10pm)
DrPantzFunkley: Rock on Baby Bear (11:10pm)
DrPantzFunkley: thanks for playing that Hal - was a very haunting piece no? (11:10pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: I've been with you since the beginning... I'm getting so TIRED! (11:12pm)
Alan B.: July 4, 8661 (11:12pm)
Alan B.: sorry, July 5, 8661 (11:12pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: can... barely... keep... my... head... above... the... surface... of... the... cesspool... (11:14pm)
Pacific Standard Simon: GLUB (11:14pm)
Alan B.: When life gives you sewage, make Jenkem. (11:16pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:19pm)
Alan B.: Hal needs his Hadron medicine. (11:20pm)
Alan B.: 7-bladed windbreaker http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:23pm)
Alan B.: 53 people all send in $5, the whole three-month bill for Radio Valencia gets paid. Send in your dollars now! (11:23pm)
Alan B.: The US country has been gnawed clean and the marrow sucked out of the bones. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: Rural life is hard here. (11:27pm)
Alan B.: I wish I could live like R. Crumb, in his villa in the south of France. (11:28pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/PBygAz (11:29pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1ka9PIv (11:30pm)
Alan B.: The Conspiracy doesn't want you to listen to the great Pat Novak for Hire radio program, for free. (11:32pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1kaa1aM (11:32pm)
Alan B.: Don't let Doug Wellman steal Ask Dr. Hal! Defend! NO PASARAN! (11:33pm)
Alan B.: Send all your money to: Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA 94112 and say it is for Ask Dr. Hal (11:34pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Bel-a! Attn: Jon Fast, RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA (11:45pm)
Alan B.: shoot. let's try again. (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Oh, Bel-a! http://bit.ly/PBELmZ (11:46pm)
Sesame Street alien: you haven't yet turned to the last page (11:48pm)
Sesame Street alien: of the room (11:48pm)
Alan B.: Hadrons, how do they work? (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Frop stop. (11:52pm)
Alan B.: Bring all your money to: RV, 2390 Mission St., Ste 302 SF CA 94112 Next Friday, April 11l (12:05am)
Alan B.: PuzzEv wants your show, Hal, you need to stop him! (12:25am)
Kate Twoee: thanks for censoring me (12:29am)
Alan B.: Oh, dear! (12:32am)
TVGuy: Ask Dr Hal -- Tonight's Episode : Tomorrow Never Dies -- Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh -- James Bond heads to stop Hal Robins plan to induce war between China and the UK in order to obtain global media coverage for Radio Valencia. (12:33am)
Alan B.: I love this shit! (12:34am)
