In this episode we avidly devour the canned mytho-poetry of processed enchantment. Just listening to this broadcast can, in some cases, un-tether the unwary auditor from an Earthbound existence-- and leave him, her or it at the mercy of a raging Greater Cosmos. But it's all in fun-- good, clean fun. Bon appetit!

Chatroom History
May 30, 2014 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: what going on here then? (10:44pm)
Alan B.: What does this have to do with Atlantis? (10:50pm)
Karen Carpenter: ZZZZZZZZZZ (10:51pm)
Larry Carpenter: It's one channel radio.... het over it (10:51pm)
Karen Carpenter: actually, I'm not zzzzzzzzz (10:51pm)
Steve Carpenter: and I'm not xxxxxxx. (10:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: canadians (10:52pm)
Alan B.: Now I understand low power. (10:52pm)
Harvey Carpenter: solo yolo (10:53pm)
Bill Carpenter: holo kapolo (10:53pm)
Horn Harpenter: Ahoy! (10:53pm)
Jesus Carpenter: hola (10:53pm)
Goofy God: Pitula Clerk! (10:54pm)
John Carpenter: What am I doing here?! (10:55pm)
Jesus Carpenter: quien is in the RV place, mister? (10:55pm)
Alan B.: "To Serve Man." Sad trombone. (10:55pm)
Richard Carpenter: now I'm hungry (10:55pm)
Bitter Water Carpenter: And I am free. (10:56pm)
Alan B.:: If I were a Carpenter... (10:57pm)
Alan B.: For few bacon-wrapped hotdogs more (10:57pm)
Karen Carpenter: considering making a reservation on a WWII concentration camp RV park right now (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: nad I'm not talking KAO (10:58pm)
WW 2: Ghosts are be found here.... (10:58pm)
WW 2: and the concentration camp RV were pretty sad... (10:59pm)
Alan B.: Stop hurting George Takei (11:00pm)
Karen Carpenter: now on the RV Listener Pic (11:02pm)
Alan B.: LOL bacon wrapped humies (11:05pm)
Alan B.: That looks like fun. (11:08pm)
Alan B.: http://bit.ly/1kg0soI (11:13pm)
Karen Carpenter: http://bit.ly/1kg0XiP (11:15pm)
Karen Carpenter: now what's happeneing? (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: 1:15am (11:22pm)
nobodyouwantoknow: live ... but moribund ... somebody help you, please (11:22pm)
Mic Gods: plez dont not hurt hal (11:25pm)
Mohammad Carpenter: why does KrOB hate Hal? (11:26pm)
Bug King: repeat please (11:26pm)
Glenn Carpenter: Swing, baby, swing!! (11:26pm)
All Microphones: hate Hal. (11:27pm)
InterStallar, Empire, CA: We Don't want You. (11:28pm)
The Whole School: Then, You can't sit with Us. (11:29pm)
Fosmo: lev me outta this! (11:30pm)
Fosmo: hee heeee! (11:31pm)
Bug King: Censorship on Radio Valencia Chatterbox -- how beautifully artistic.... thank you... (11:31pm)
Bug King: Thank Me. (11:32pm)
Bug Queen: Hey, whats about ME!? (11:32pm)
Me: Okay... (11:33pm)
Bug King: I forgive myself (11:33pm)
Bug Politician: I eat myself. (11:34pm)
Bug King: probably too many people upload comments at same timeto (11:34pm)
Bug King: plugs the system (11:34pm)
Bug King: kill myself thank you please (11:34pm)
The Audience: Yes, Like That Is Going To Ever Happen. (11:34pm)
The Audience: Ypu can't escape the music... (11:35pm)
Bug King: www.NoMoreFakeShow.com ... I had left this Show long ago. Left its symbols, plots, machinations, madness, its masters and slaves. The phony continuum abandoned for better antennae. (11:35pm)
Alien: Sure (11:36pm)
Bug King: I had left the clogged gutter of overacted emotions, preprogrammed responses, the fevered Needful Thing of the group, whining and complaining, and the morbid pretensions. (11:36pm)
Bug King: I had seen the labyrinth of Show, and I exited it, stage left. (11:36pm)
Bug King: But my Freedom brings return, if I will. Freedom to come back and go, again and enow. (11:36pm)
Alien: Bug out it did... (11:36pm)
Bug King: So I returned %u2026 as a Listener. (11:36pm)
Bug King: especially the %u2026 (11:37pm)
Alien: and imitgrated back (11:37pm)
Alan B.: Bloop! Fell asleep. (11:37pm)
Alien: OH NO PETE GOLDIE!!! (11:37pm)
Thank: it at it (11:38pm)
Alan B.: Anna Log (11:38pm)
Pete Goldie: I'm in the radoioioioi (11:38pm)
Pete Goldie: Back he is coming (11:39pm)
Pete Goldie: He's not a doctor (11:39pm)
Pete Goldie: Don't listen to that guy on the phone -- I'm the real Pete Goldie, not him ! (11:39pm)
Don't : swaerar (11:40pm)
Alan B.: Now Pete won't be jealous of Dr. Hal's annual 20 weeks of vacation. (11:41pm)
Don't : be jello-is of paid stone (11:42pm)
Alan B.: There's always room for jello (11:43pm)
Pete Silver: Back up, there Show! (11:45pm)
Karen Carpenter: this traffic ouut of town is murder (11:45pm)
Pete Goldie: Don't calll tha t guy on therradio I'mthereallllguy!! (11:46pm)
Pete Goldie: I',mmm not a radioRobot! (11:46pm)
Alan B.: Robut (11:46pm)
Robutt: stop that, please. (11:47pm)
Karen Carpenter: NO2 (11:47pm)
Swahili Carpenter: ZULU! (11:47pm)
Tau Zhin: , Vacation Land! (11:48pm)
If I were a: Carpenter, and you were a lady (11:48pm)
You could do my Show: , and I don't mean maybe! (11:49pm)
Bug King: did it... (11:50pm)
Karen Carpenter: is it safe (11:50pm)
Bug King: It is Carpenter. (11:51pm)
Karen Carpenter: Sex goddesses or double your money baxck (11:52pm)
Jon Wayne: Oh, fing gtreat! (11:53pm)
Alan B: Long-hair, short hair, what the hell's the difference once the head's blown off (11:53pm)
Jon Wayne: What's Wrong? (11:53pm)
Jim Wayne: kill the lawn molar! (11:53pm)
John Wayne: was a fag. He was too, you boys! (11:54pm)
I put two-way mirrors : in his pad in Brentwood. Came to the door in a dress. (11:54pm)
Bill Wayne: X cross Dressing man (11:55pm)
Silence: did notfollow. (11:55pm)
A Fried Egg: , put one on it. (11:56pm)
Hal said: head (11:58pm)
I love this goofy : song (12:03am)
Alan B.: The mission is burning down (12:05am)
Alan B.: Oh, bother. Time for bed. (12:08am)
Dr. Penny: Just got in, been out drinking tonight. (12:33am)
Hal said:: imbroglio (12:36am)
Dr. Penny: It shall be available, by the webs. (12:43am)