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Happy Music Hour on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND

March 16, 10pm

Tonight’s  NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND FINAL BROADCAST, “Music for the End of the World”, was just cancelled due to the disturbing nature of the auditory imagery.  We apologize for not submitting our show theme a week in advance, as now required by Radio Valencia Program Manager and Dear Leader John Hell.

The planned show has been replaced with “Happy Music Time starring the Fukushima Singing Firemen”.

Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will take time from panic shopping for canned food, plastic sheeting and iodine pills to present the heartwarming musical story of a nuclear family that faces madcap difficulties during a disaster drill.  (“TV Guide synopsis: When Billy-san is late from his surfing lesson, Dad flies into a rage and evacuates the rest of the family to a seaside resort.  Oh, the troubles they get into!”).

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia’s Unbreachable Containment Vessel.

Wednesdays from 10 PM to Midnight
87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm
CALL-IN line:  415-875-9051

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

The Shocking Conspiracy

March 9, 10pm

The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, that is, if the NSA, the Mossad, and the MI6 don’t throw a wrench in the plans of Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco, will focus on revealing insidious conspiracies  of hideous proportions and designs.

From an undisclosed location and with the participation of Internationally Renowned Conspiracy Experts PUZZLING EVIDENCE and FRANK CHU, Dr. Fiasco and Karen Carpenter will alert Humanity about shocking facts such as:

John Hell and Monkey from Pirate Cat Radio ARE THE SAME PERSON!!

and

Surfing was introduced to humans through telepathic instructions from an Alien race who are secretly trying to get all humans to live by the sea so they can invade Earth and take over our land resources.

and

Julian Assange made up all of WikiLeaks out of spite because he got second place in the World Hair Bleaching Championships.

We will be also opening our phone lines to our large audience of Cassandras through our triple-encrypted Tor-enabled phone line at:

415-875-9051

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia’s only show that is holding Chicken John in a secret cell under Ace Junkyard as “insurance” in case something happens to us

Wednesdays from 10 PM to Midnight
87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Covers The RoboDJ! Wednesday at 10pm

March 2, 7pm

Radio Valencia has this thing; it’s called the Robo DJ.

The Robo DJ plays music that is carefully selected by the Windows XP Operating System when no annoying humans are around the studio.

And it has happened that a few times, long after Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco were gone from the studio,  undiscerning listeners were still calling into the station thinking that our show was still on when in fact it was the Robo DJ doing its thing .

Which is not exactly complimentary.

But we decided to own it.  We will create a Robo DJ tribute radio show.  Maybe even follow the Robo DJ on tour around the country for a couple of years in a beat-up Yugo that we will learn how to drive by carefully studying the owner’s manual and meditating.

Also this week, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco have the pleasure of broadcasting with KrOB, who not only brings his own music, headphones, microphone, but also his personal germ-free knobs for the mixer board.  Wise man.

KrOB is aged in oak barrels and is wonderful for your digestion.

KrOB ingredients are hand-picked by 16 year old Icelandic virgins.

KrOB will deliver soothing sounds guaranteed to cut through layers of ear wax while Karen & Fiasco chat about  Radio Valencia program manager John Hell (The Muammar Gaddafi of Radio) , Perfect Leader Kim Jong-Il, and the impending death of Chicken John.

This will be the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (once the show has concluded).

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia’s Puddle of Consistency amongst a Frothy Sea of Contradictions.

Wednesdays, from 10 PM to Midnight

87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

The Most Uninteresting Radio Show Ever

February 23, 6pm

For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND,  Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco dive deep into the fascinating world of the mundane, the ho hum, the pedestrian and the humdrum.    While politicians debate the growing Attention Deficit, we challenge you to stay awake during this show as Dr. Fiasco’s 3rd degree cousin Sandoval Fiasco Lopez Sanchez y Ramirez (pictured here )  tells the amazing story of the man who spent a lifetime trying to take the World’s Most Uninteresting Picture and the sad tale the Man Who Didn’t Know How to Tie His Shoes.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Radio Valencia’s winner of the 2011 Best Robo DJ Impersonator… hey, what’s that thing over there?

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

Wednesdays, from 10 PM to Midnight

How to Spay or Neuter a DJ

February 16, 9pm

No, seriously, this time we’re really doing it. In the inky confines of Radio Valencia we have this thing, it’s called a RoboDJ.  It plays music that is carefully chosen by the Windows XP Operating System. Last week we were doing the show, but unbeknownst to us, we were speaking on the mic but what was coming over the airwaves was Mr. Roboto DJ. In other words, we would insult John Hell, the Hosni Mubarak of Radio like we do every week but what would come out was “Pass the Dutchie.” Oh the humanity.

So, for our FINAL BROADCAST, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND RISES AGAINST THE COMPUTER OVERLORDS

Sponsored by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Audio  (SPCA)

For NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND’s FINAL BROADCAST, Dr. Fiasco and Karen Carpenter discuss a topic of extreme importance… overpopulation of “pirate” “radio” “disc” “jockeys”.  The unplanned release into the wild of DJs from KUSF is just one manifestation of this crisis in broadcasting.  Tonight, with the assistance of the San Francisco SPCA, Karen and Dr. will take matters into their own hands and solve the problem in a humane way.

(John Hell volunteered to be first, but in his case, the procedure was not necessary)

With the “musical” stylings of special guest SEAN KELLY and his machine that makes crazy people (not to be confused with the machine who makes people crazy)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND =  no more litter boxes in Radio Valencia’s broadcasting booth!

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND – How to Spay or Neuter a DJ

February 9, 9pm

Sponsored by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Audio (SPCA)

For NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND’s FINAL BROADCAST, Dr. Fiasco and Karen Carpenter discuss a topic of extreme importance… overpopulation of “pirate” “radio” “disc” jockeys. The unplanned release into the wild of DJs from KUSF is just one manifestation of this crisis in broadcasting. Tonight, with the assistance of the San Francisco SPCA, Karen and Dr. will take matters into their own hands and solve the problem in a humane way.

(John Hell volunteered to be first, but in his case, the procedure was not necessary)

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND = no more litter boxes in Radio Valencia’s broadcasting booth!

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!

http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND – COMEDY SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS!!

January 5, 7pm

Nose Hairl Lint Gland

For their FINAL BROADCAST, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco invite International Thermodynamic Comedy Rocket Scientists WILL FRANKEN and SHANE KOON to boldly go where most of us shouldn’t.

Be awed by the  incongruous JOKE WITHOUT A SETUP:
“Madam, this is the Staten Island Ferry and that guy is not Mr. T.”

Or befuddled by the JOKE WITHOUT A PUNCHLINE:
“What’s the difference between a woman, a lamp post and bamboo?”

And more, much more!  You will never have laughed this hard since Tom Hanks said goodbye to “Wilson”!

Tune in Wednesday, from 10 PM to Midnight

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND !! – Radio Valencia’s Answer to Cold Fusion!

And for those who don’t listen to our show on the Internet or over FM, now you can also not listen to our show on podcasts!
At http://podcasts.radiovalencia.fm/nose_hair_lint_gland/

87.9 MHz or www.radiovalencia.fm